What do you do when you can't stop farting?
Keep farting as a show of dominance.
Relish in it, naturally. Gotta appreciate your own output
SQUAT PLUG
>>39310777
probably take a shit
>>39310777
chew more
Find a jar and collect my farts in a jar
guys i seriously cannot stop farting
pls help
>>39312424
light a match
Get some ant acid you dingus
>>39310777
Take a drugstore anti-gas pill, ya windy retard.
>TFW PROTEIN FARTS
>>39310777
i love protein farts. i just start crop dusting around taken squat racks and one is bound to go free. don't have to wait that way.
>>39310777
>somehow my farts become acidic
>farting even once will cause my skin to itch
>or skin rashes to form
>have to buy baby, skin things to settle these weird rashes and trapped, near liquid farts
neat
whatever you like, as long as you don't crop dust the entire floor like the fags at my gym do