How do I become /Obelisk/ mode?

>>39306994
Who GymTormentor here?

Tribute monster to summon 3x1

You can supplement that with additional tribute monsters 2xf for infinite gains but you have to be a reincarnated Egyptian prince for best results

>>39306994
I had this card

>>39307024
I'll take things that aren't true for 2000 Alex

>>39306994
8 HOUR ARM WORKOUT × 3 EVERY DAY

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He literally skips leg day.
Who /slifer/ here?

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>>39307319
it's not unbelievable.

Konami released a Promo pack which contained Ra, Slifer and Obelisk along with some packs and other cards like dark magician.

>>39306994
>those asymmetrical insertions

I feel your pain, spiky dude.

How does his dick look? Asking for a friend.

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>>39307024
You probably had a knock off. I remember I bought a set for like $9 called the "legendary pack" or something and I got obelisk, slifer, some exodia knockoff called darkly big rabbi and "helios pterasaur" which was a bootleg name for winged dragon of ra

>tfw you attack life points directy with darkly big rabbi

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When you do all 3 main lifts

>>39307389
>ATK INFINITY
Fucking Jews

>>39306994
If you remove the layer of armor/extra arm parts(?) You could look like that if you train only upper body till ottermode and arms 6 hours a day three days a week

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How do i into Dark Magician Mode?

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>>39307016
so ur saying I have to be zyzz?
>>39307024
is this a new meme or are you following me thru the boards ? pic related?
>>39307334
okay nigga slifer isnt even t-rex mode, he just has no legs
>>39307352
they also came out with versions you can actually use legally and have effects
>>39307386
He IS the dick fampie
>>39307410
think about it, if they can make amy shumer a talentless pig famous, what cant they do?
>>39307435
Yeah I already know, I already have that, im looking for a routine that will make me grow the spikes through hypertrophy
>>39307452
engage trap, engage cosplay, engage dildo scepter, thats also how you acquire dark magician girl sub butfuck bdsm toygirl