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>>39303379

>>39303379

I disagree with all three of those points.

>>39303379
By this logic:
>Diabetes is cute
>Edema's are cute
>Smelling like old cheese is cute

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>>39303379

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>>39303616
Sooooo cute!!!

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>>39303589
ANAL LEAKAGE IS THE NEW CURVY

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>>39303379
>Stretch marks are cute
I have some stretchmarks on my shoulders from lifting and I can tell you they are the worst shit ever.

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>>39303625
Real men have big balls.

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>>39303627

>>39303627
I have stretch marks on my ass from lifting. I kinda like them.

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>>39303642

>>39303627
i have stretch marks all over my ass. i look like a fucking zebra from behind

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>Mediocrity is GREAT and we have spent many awesome years celebrating it, but have you heard of FAILURE?
>There are people out there who FEEL BAD because of their own decisions and failures. This is unacceptable!
>From the (((producers))) of WELFARE - PROMOTE THE LAZY, DEGENERACY and MEDIOCTY - Now comes FAILURE!
>Celebrate FAILURE!
>FAILURE™ is the new GOOD!

>>39303627
i like my lifting stretchmarks

i have ex-fatty stretchmarks on my side-fat and lifting stretchmarks on my left shoulder and between my legs. the 2nd i really don't mind

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>>39303669
>stretch marks on shoulders, hips, knees
>backne since childhood
>getting semi muscled
>pecs semi-defined to the point of looking like gyno if i bulk
>every faggot and his mom thinks i roid now in cbt

>>39303685
>>39303693

Jesus.

>>39303715
Then why not roid anwyay?
You got nothing to lose lel

>>39303745
It's expensive and lifting is a hobby to escape life. Maybe if I get bigorexia I'll consider roiding.

>>39303775
You can blast and cruise for like $100 a year

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>>39303794
True enough. I'm not opposed to /fraud/, it's just not for me right now.

>>39303794
Tell me more

>>39303685
Smoking with an oxygen tank on board? Or am I seeing things?

>>39304154
Didn't realize at first.

OMG

>>39303383
Miron bulk

>>39303383
I honestly thought that was a powerlifter until I saw the "Fat Naked Art" logo

>>39304741
This guy has some muscle, desu

>>39304808
Yeah on a quick glance, but the moment you look at him more, you can see he doesn't. His forearms are too soft looking, he's got cankles, and his upper arms are just fatceps

>>39303626
Amerian culture

>>39303693
The five lost planets of our solar system.

>>39303626
SHART IN MART

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>>39303627
I have several on my hips from puberty and growth spurt. Wore a bikini one time when I was feeling brave, but I heard my ex's friends talk about how hideous it was.

Tfw

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What does /fit/ think? Got this the other night.

>>39303809

no one thinks you're not natty

>tfw former fat
>not obese but gained weight too fast in college
>stretch marks all over stomach
>no matter how jacked I get, I'm always going to be unaesthetic

Life is suffering

>>39306467
You fucked up by screenshotting that pic desu. She might have sent that as an excuse to send a selfie in underwear to you depending on how /fit/ you are and now probably thinks you like her.

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>tfw skinny manlet
>tfw still have stretch marks down my back and ass like a tiger

>>39303693

...Chubby bunnies?

>>39306563
Least you'll look fuckin aesthetic in clothes, gotta take what victories you can get.

>>39306467
Dating an australian?

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>>39303637
Why contain it? Let it spill over to the schools and churches, let their bodies pile up in the streets.

I have this big-ass (lol get it) archive of FPH content:

https://imgur.com/gallery/R3YIX

>>39306690
fuck this fucking feel so much

>>39303693
well i was doing so well on Nofap November

>>39303693
In 50 years this is what girls we will have to choose from, we will
Is there a gay camp that can covert me into enjoying dick sucking

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>>39306771
She's a Canuck believe it or not

>We used to be a fit, hardworking people

>>39306948
Sure, it's called modern media and half of the posts on 4chan.
You'll come out of it either as virulent violent homophobe(take one look at the average teen in most western countries) or more willing to experiement...at which point you might either go situationally bi or become like the former group.

>>39306745
No. Those are morbidly obese humans.

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>>39306797
Holly shit!! that's a fuck ton of content
thanks anon

>>39307130
It was cause of the upside down pic, dopey.

>>39303616
Cute

>>39303627
i have stretch marks all down my spine, i don't even work out that much

what does it mean??

>>39303676
Cute

>>39303775
Test is cheaper than tap water bro

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Which one of you faggots is this?

>>39307522
It means you have bad genetics and skin elasticity

>>39307522
growth spurt? I have stretch marks on my back from growing like 10 inches in a year.
>>39308196
confirmed for manlet

>>39308309
this is likely it. grown more in recent years, hit 6'1

>>39306948
just visit /b/ long enough and it'll do the trick.

>>39306948
>In 50 years this is what girls we will have to choose from, we will
Nah, there'll always be minority groups with different priorities. On the upside, there'll be just as many obese guys, so we'll likely have our pick of the litter.

>>39308309
Be mad, but it is literally caused by a lack of skin elasticity which is caused by genetics.

>>39306467
Who the fuck wants to show that shit off? Damn

>>39303786
>the ranch dressing
every time

>>39306797

this is a goddamn treasure grove

rares ones in there too

too bad that there's some broken links too

>>39303794
H-how ?

Seems like bullshit

>>39303616
O M G !
so cute

>>39306948
I'll just fap to my chinese cartoon girls.

>>39307591
That's fucking amazing, I give it 2 weeks before it gets shut down.

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I have a question for lurking former fats who /madeit/.

I'm almost at my goal weight and technically not even overweight anymore, but I'm still psychologically fat. I still crave the binges with calories in the thousands. Oftentimes the absolute freedom I had when I was fat and didn't give a shit, when I could eat literally ANYTHING I wanted or even thought about wanting without worrying about calories in the slightest. Binge eating gave me a genuine high that I still crave to this day. Because while I may have lost the weight, on the inside I'm still greedy as any picture in this thread.

How do you overcome this?

>>39309624

I know that feel

personally whenever I crave stuff I drink water

and if I really have it bad then I look up disgusting medical procedures, latest one I found was a doctor popping an ulcer that just kept on coming

oh and look at fathate threads

>>39309624
You never overcome it. It's a part of you forever. Dark times, addictions, loneliness, traumas, these things change us. You might be through with your past, but your past is never through with you. You just take it one day at a time.

>>39303379
how many scoops does it take to be /bigboi/?

>>39309624
As I lost weight, my focus turned to fashion and beauty because I trained myself to quit focusing on food as anything but nourishment, that's actually how I lost the weight. No food rewards, no eating too much, and rewards are usually new clothes or shoes, jewelry or makeup.

3 closets almost full
Over 50 pairs of shoes.
Sephora VIB Rouge.
Overflowing jewelry armoire

But at least I don't fetishize food.

>>39309949
All the scoops, of course. Because greedy piggu.

>>39304895
Salami Scouts
Queefy Guardian Ham Planet
And no one is chibi moon.
(Or they ate her)

>>39303616
totally kawaii

>>39307524
lol

His head looks normal sized. Had to do a double-take. Then I saw his body and realized he was cute.

>>39303794
That's simply not true.

>>39309624
-_____-

>>39310187

people who were never addicted to food won't know this feel. I get it.

>>39310416
Eat truckloads of celery. As much as you want. Go crazy.

>>39309624

Try intermittent fasting

basically you eat all your food for the day in 4 hours then fast the other 20. Best if done before bed or late afternoon, never in the morning, and hopefully post workout. Ive been doing this for years and gone from 240lbs 30-40% bf to 220-230 15%(and still recomping). oh yeah I eat 5k easy sometimes more during this time.

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>>39303379
Thanks anon

>>39310437

*addicted to junk food.

Although the funny thing is, if celery was the only thing in the house, I would eat all of it if I was in a bingeing mood. I've done similar things before.

The thing is, once you get used to eating nothing but the salt-sugar-fat bombs that make up junk food, vegetables can seem inedible or at the very least insufficient. A fresh fruit doesn't taste as sweet and delicious when you're used to eating candy all the time.

It took me a long time of going cold turkey on junk food until I actually learned to appreciate vegetables and fruit.

>>39310470

How can you lose weight on 5k a day though?

>>39303379
Fuck this fucking image, my ex-girlfriend said shit like this constantly to me when I began going to the gym.

Would purposefully fuck with my cut diet, claimed I didn't need to look better for her. Told her repeatedly I want to be fit and she'd argue with me that its pointless and I would put it all back on.

Removed the bitch out my life when she claimed the gym was making me too aggressive and irritated at her. Eventually saw she was blocking my life to suit her.

OP's image triggered all those feelings again.

>>39306039
I'm attracted to women with scars like moth to a flame. A scarred flame, with self doubt and low self esteem. Please be in Tel-Aviv.

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Changing the mindset of what is considered healthy and normal looking by doing expensive photo shoots recreating looks by normal sized people is less difficult than just losing weight.

>>39310470
If you eat clean it's hard to hit 5k. A Big somewhat clean meal can be 2.5. If you start drinking soda and eating ice-cream and Pizza every day you won't lose any weight.

>>39306039
Post pics.

>>39309983
>tfw you want to reward yourself with clothes or tech instead of food
>can't afford new things to reward yourself with

feels bad. barely making ends meet right now. but at least i have the gym.

>>39303809
Whoever this is should consider tracking macros and lifting before having self inflated confidence in such a DYEL frame.

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>>39310828
And the best part, I'm good enough in biology I could've majored in it by now, but I chose programming and calculus instead.

What the fuck man.

What the fuck.

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>>39303379
>eating good
>body digesting normally
>no weight gain
>all of a sudden mom brings home some shitty applebees food and some other fried food even though she's supposed to be lowering her 33 BMI ASS
>i really don't want to eat this shit
>she has a mental breakdown and starts smashing plates because i don't want to eat it
>i end up being forced to finish everything
>my IBS comes back and now I feel like bloated, constipated shit

please kill me

>>39311738

shit that's fucked up senpai
Stand up to your mother desu

>>39309624

Watch videos of fat people reviewing fast food in their cars. Joeysworldtour has saved me many times from running to McDonalds.

>>39310916
You could reward yourself with beautiful tasting, healthy foods that fit into your calories and macros. Rewards can be going to see a film or sleeping in. Why is rewarding oneself with food considering a always bad process?

>>39311738
grab her by the pussy lmoa

>>39311738
Next time something like that happens you have to calmly get up and throw that shit food on the ground or ruin it in some way. She'll be pissed at you but if you really fuck that shit up there's no way you'll have to eat it. Stay strong senpai I believe in you

>>39310553
Sounds like you were irritated and aggressive because of her consistent bad attitude about you getting fit. Her own insecurities about herself or you caused her to push you away instead of just being supportive of a healthy lifestyle change. You did the right thing bro. Good riddance.

>>39303665
Kek

>>39312045
Nuke it.

>>39311738
Kill her. She's not a mom, she's a monster, some sort of Munchhausen by proxy bullshit. She wants you to be in pain because she's a mentally ill waste of resources. I was able to complete put my Crohn's disease into remission with dietary changes. Any cunt who tries to set my asshole on fire again by forcing me to eat shit food will pay for it.

>>39303616
Kek that File name

>>39310647
I watched this, thinking "What an utter waste of time and money, they look like shit on toast!"
But none of them thought so. Unbelievable.

>>39311738
I lived with a sabotager like this. I learned really quickly to move food around on my plate to make it appear I'd eaten, take my plate to my room and throw out the food or plead 'headache, food doesn't sound good now, I'll eat later, leave me some' (later never came) and 1,000 other excuses to eat how I needed to. Confrontation and being forced triggered purging for me so I just learned ways around eating shit.

>>39312295
Unacceptable. Fatties need to learn that as physical manifestations of how not to eat, they are the least qualified to tell other people what to eat, and should shut up or face the consequences.

>>39311738
Next time she has a fit that is a clear sign of severe mental illness, call 911 and have her put away for a few days. Just tell them she threatened to kill herself and they'll whisk her away. It might change her hammy ways.

>>39311738
My mom's the exact opposite

>Mom's a sick cunt weight lifting for 2 years now
>Sister has been off to uni and has come back with noticeably more weight
>Mom begins preparing smaller portions for her for breakfast lunch and dinner
>Sister takes notice and begins whining about not getting enough food and """starving"""
>Mom finally openly confronts her abput her weight and telling her she won't be getting anymore than what's dished out
>Even goes so far as to hide desserts and other snacking foods
>Sister then says after a while that she's more healthy than her and this is just the way she's built
>Mom laughing at this point, tells her genetics isn't an excuse by listing both her and dad's family medical history, her own exercise routine and her diet while saying the only healthy thing my sister eats is a pasta salad with extra mayo
>Sister cries, too lazy to get her own food and after summer break becomes slightly slimmer but now is off to uni again and who knows what's happened

>finish footy season
>get gf
>after 2 months weigh myself
>weight increase by 10kg
>start gym / boxing
>people offering me chocolate / soda / junk food
>gf just sits at home smoking (ciggies) / watching Tv shows
>last night ate a chocolate event calendar


im so fucking mad right now.

This gains goblin is going to get fucked off if she doesn't clean her act up

>>39312743
>>last night ate a chocolate event calendar
your girlfriend ate a calendar? am i misunderstanding something here?

>>39303693
You could park a car in that room without the floor giving in, Im impressed

Copying from another thread:

Oh my fucking God. So, I have this female acquaintance (from the dog park) who is probably in her mid 40s. She's not very bright. I mean, she's a productive member of society, but she's kind of fucking retarded.

One day the subject of weight loss comes up. She's probably 60 pounds overweight. I'm reasonably fit. She won't listen to anything I say. Why? Because I don't know what it's like to be fat. Nevermind the fact I've eaten and lifted like mad to gain weight, gained fat, lost fat, etc. "Eat less, move more" falls on deaf ears.

She tells me that she's starting a new diet: you make tea out of... I dunno, cinnamon and honey, I think. You drink half before bed and half in the morning. I suppress my urge to laugh and ask WTF that's about. "Scientists say that honey help burn fat! And cinnamon suppresses appetite [I think]!"

So I look it up. Turns out there was a study done on the effects of sugar versus honey on (I think) diabetics. The study size was 30 people. They happened to note something like a 1% loss in body mass among the honey group. It was just a coincidence that was noted.

Somehow, that became "honey burns fat". It's all over blogs, all over the Internet.

Theses fucking retards take mistaken headlines from shitty articles about poorly conducted studies, then combine them together to make combined, unsupported conclusions (i.e. honey + cinnamon).

It's so goddamn frustrating.

>>39312878
Probably one of those christmas calendars, one choc for each day.

>>39312743
Dude, your gf has no self control whatsoever. If you marry the dumpster she'll be 300 lb within four years. I guarantee it.

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>>39312994
Fatties will believe anything that doesn't take effort, that's how they got fat in the first place, and that's how we have this stubborn myth that chocolate is healthy.

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>>39312878

It's a 'murica thing. Sometimes we make little holiday calendars and attach chocolate to them because apparently telling the date needs to also include food*

*Actually, I really like chocolate calendars. It's usually a one month per year thing where the 0.5-1oz of chocolate per day is supposed to be your one treat for that day as a reward for living healthily. It's not supposed to be the sugar plug you jam down your face-hole in hopes that your arteries will kill you and spare you the pain of realizing that fat acceptance is just a more aggressive form of giving up and settling.

>>39303635
Looks like a turkey ready to get roasted

>>39313042
This is an American thing? I never heard of it until a guy I knew from Norway told me about it.

>>39313099
>>39313042

It's my understanding that this is a British thing.

It's definitely not a *common* American thing. I remember having ONE such calender, one year, growing up. I don't think I've ever seen one in stores. I have no idea where the one I had as a kid came from, probably foreign relatives.

>>39313042
We have them in Belgium as well, but only in anticipation for Christmas.

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>>39313116
>>39313099
we have them everywhere in bongland, they even have them for dogs as a "christmas present" for your dog

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>>39313099
>>39313116

I just assumed it was a US thing since we did it with all the other American families, but I did live just outside of Croydon for 8 years of my childhood.

Cultural appropriation is very American though and in vogue right now, but you are right; I stand corrected.

>>39313153

Yeah, the definitely exist in the US, I just haven't seen one since I was a kid. They're certainly not common.

http://www.vermontchristmasco.com/category/advent-calendars

(that's a Vermont-based company and I'd wager the same company that mine came from when I was a kid)

>>39312329
Maybe unacceptable to you but if it's going to cause daily shitstorms over your eating, sometimes it's the easiest way.

>>39312743
> >last night ate a chocolate event calendar

Oh, now I get it. OP thought "advent calendar" was "event calendar". Still doesn't make it any kind of common American thing.

Wikipedia says it started with German Lutherans. I think my dad's mother is Lutheran, so maybe that's where I got mine.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advent_calendar

>>39313042
>>39313116
>>39313153
>>39313171
>>39313177
German origin, actually. http://sellmer-verlag.de/history.htm

>>39311843
>Joeysworldtour
i just watched the nutella video. holy fuck.

>>39311738
god damn this makes me furious. you gotta stand up to her man/girl

>>39311383
wouldnt that image, which you saved ahead of time, be a reaction image from your reaction image folder that is suitable?

>>39304808
EVERYBODY HAS SOME MUSCLE YOU FUCKING APOLOGIST

>>39307591
>self-diagnosed autism
kek

>>39312045
call the coastguard

>>39310828
She kicks like a 3-year-old playing soccer wtf.

This is why women in martial arts are a joke.

>>39313303
Maybe that's got something to do with the fact that the woman in the image is not a martial artist you sperg

>>39312260
It's true anon. Not only did you notice your good eating had good effects, you noticed bad eating had bad effects

Your mom is a crazy bitch. She wanted to bring you home food and you were like no I don't want that shit which upset her. Tell her you love her and you want to help her, and then actually help her. When she wants to eat shit or brings it home, tell her you love her but that's bad food. People in her position are addicted to food. Treat her like an addict, there is something missing from her life, some connection or role that you need to help her find. She gave you existence, you can either end hers and end her suffering or get her better through work.

>>39303647
Same here. I guess I used to have a booty but now I have the ass of hank hill

>>39313020
That story isn't about fooling fatties though, it's about how terrible mainstream science-editors are at discerning actual science from junk science.

>>39310828
What fucking scientist have ever claimed anything so dumb. I honestly can't think of one.

>>39313535
>I honestly can't think of one.
Probably because your brain has been eating itself again

Why I hate fatties:
http://boards.4chan.org/fit/thread/39313283#bottom

>>39306772
Quit screwing around

>>39303693
It's always the pigs who try to look feminine and cute. But they are neither.

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>>39306948
Just do gay4pay. Billy Herrington is an excellent example. Guy has a wife and kids but is also a gay pornstar. For some weird reason he became famous in Japan and there are tons of edited movies with him from his gay porn. He was invited many times there and people fucking love him, calling him aniki (big brother).
Really, Japan is very weird.

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>>39312714
>blaming genetics when your own fucking (ripped) family calls you out
Was she always this stupid?
Could the fat be interfering with her capacity for rational thought?
Is she studying gender studies?

>>39313353
It's a joke man, relax and stop defending a woman you'll never meet.

>>39306563
I know that feel bro.

>>39314023
Gachimuchi is fucking great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1Q0rgkFrA0

>>39309624
Im right there with you. I just think if food not in calories but in time doing cardio and the suffering that goes with it. usually helps

>>39310828
What's wrong with milk? Lactose intolerant anons aside.

>>39313020

Chocolate isn't inherently unhealthy you fat prohibitive shit, if I'm on a trekking/climbing trip I'll munch bread and choco all day erry day for DAT energy

>>39309624
Binging for a day won't make you gain all the weight back.

However the best way to get over the binging is to learn how to eat what you crave in low doses. Get used to being satisfied after a serving size so that you can "binge" freely.

When I lost my weight I had a healthy breakfast and lunch and then a small dessert to replace the dinner. Surprisingly enough I never passed 1200 calories

Restricting my eating habits changed the way I ate though. If I eat 1. 5k worth of fast food these days it's because I didn't eat before or after work.

>>39303665
goddammit i love bill watterson

>>39314154
It's a pretty bad joke since in foreign cultures nobody says "women are a joke in martial arts" since they actually have enough honor to do it right

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>>39314066
the sad thing is, people aren't stupid because they're fat. they're fat because they're stupid.

>>39303379
is powerpig the ultimate mode then?

>>39303379
t. big boy

>>39303379
What's the deal with referring to the opposite gender as boys or girls? It's fucking stupid and kind of weird for adults to be doing it all the time.

>>39306467
I would but only because it's my fetish

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>>39304154
I work for a medical supplier company. you would be surprised how many people do that... no joke. If I had to guess I would say about 2 out of every 3 people we have on oxygen are chain smokers and will smoke around the oxygen

>pic related. I work on these oxygen concentrators and rebuild them when patients fuck them up.

>>39303665
C&H is so fucking based

>>39313042
>Gyms will close
No check
>Fad binge books rule best seller lists
No check
>singles ads end with the phrase "Yes fatties."
No check

>>39309624
That hunger will always be a part of you.

But one meal won't effect your entire lifestyle. Fitness is the sum of all your meals, not individual meals.

Give in once in a while or eventually you'll just snap.

>>39307522
Probably a minor genetic condition. Causes zebra like red stripes.

>>39311738
>living with your parents
>too beta to stand up to their bullshit

you deserve it

>>39312714
"Mom's a sick cunt" sounds so good.

>>39312994
Honey and cinnamon will make you less susceptible to viral colds and bacterial infections. At least me taking it when ill for 5 years has worked to keep me from vomiting or actually getting ill. Fats are fat. I had to drill sergeant my girlfriend to READ THEFUCKING STICKY. She did. now she is a fitizen.

Just had a 500 calorie breakfast
Guess what I ate

>>39316063
ass

>>39316063
shit

>>39312743
>Dating a smoker, ever
That was your first mistake. They're almost as bad as fatties.

>>39316063

My shake every morning is over 1000 cals and I eat 3 packs of oatmeal with it which is another 480.

perma-bulk status

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>>39316091
>>39316114
One of these bad boy muffins

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>>39306797

Whoa, that's a lot! Thanks Anon, here's your (You).

>>39307130
Urbanism hit us hard fellow Canuck. Remove Liberals and we may see a return of the hardworking people.

>>39313116
>>39313042
It's obligatory for christmas time here in Germany, every kid gets one, there's also lego advent calendars

>>39315567
The only thing I can think of is how obsessed everyone is with youth. I call people men and women or ladies and I feel like I stick out like a sore thumb on boards.

>>39316053
Honey is the devil.

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How many calories does domino's goat cheese pizza have? It's for a friend...

>>39316572
large is about 2k calories

>>39316645
Well it was an individual one so... 1200 aprox?
Man I have to control these fast food cravings better.

>>39306797
kisses on your tummy, Anon. <3

>>39304154
Nah brah, thats helium, so they're light enough to use the chair.

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>>39307591
>pronouns

>>39303786
A glass bottle of coke feels like too much sugar. That takes some working towards.

>be me
>be size 6 (UK)
>have a hamplanet for a flatmate
>she thinks she's fit because she does zumba
>one day the mighty beast asks if she can try one of my dresses because we're ''close to the same size''
>ohhellno.jpg
Why are fat people so delusional? bitch wouldve ripped any of my clothes.

>>39303379
Does anyone have that infographic debunking the claim that fat was attractive in the past?

>>39317153
Normal body fat was definitely seen as healthy in times when food was much harder to come by, but the pigs believe it means fucking obese pieces of shit.

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>>39317153
I think there's a different one too but this is what I've got

>>39316063

2 egg + 2 whites
A slice of ham
2 slices of whole wheat bread toast with 30g feta cheese.
50g avocado
Coffee with 100ml skim milk

>>39316685

Yeah, now you just spread your surplus over the next days and carry on

>>39309624
250 -> 170 here
6'3
You don't get over it, you learn to control your binges or balance them out with your workout routine or having a single binge meal and nothing else ('side from supps)

For example if I know the gang wants to go an AYCE restaurant (sushi/KBBQ) I'll make sure to do a heavy lifting and cardio routine, as well as eat very little beforehand, that day to maximize Gains and minimize fat gain

>>39311738
If you were underaged that would be illegal.
Right now it's just abuse, get out anon.

>>39313680
Nice pic cheekie

>>39303693
That is a full rhinoceros' worth of flesh.

>>39317262
I'm looking for a bit of a different one. The one that also shows a bunch of ancient sculptures.

>>39316927
There isn't nothing better than a glass bottle of coke after hard long bike ride.

>>39317676
It was somewhere in the massive dump anon posted earlier. I'm on phone so not going to find it.

>>39309624
i spent one day a week for mass shit food eating, but i only eat that in entire day, coudlnt be more than 2500 cals

anyways you gotta give it time, you will see how different you are soon, watch mirrors, people will compliment you etc..

>>39316572
>Look up calories in dominoes pizza.
>Realize I went through 4480 Cals in 2 days.

Huh, this can't be good.

>>39318030

>not looking at the calories before you eat
>going to make it

pick one

>>39318117
I dunno man, turning into pizza the hut might be good.

I can finally get an alliance with those spaceballs guys.

>>39313196
>not common
Nigger I'm Jewish and I still got one of those because they were chocolate calendars. Yes, they're common.

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>>39317153
here you go

>>39318030
What's wrong with you people
Who orders pizza and eats the whole pie? At most I'll eat 3 slices and even that is about 1200-1800 calories

>>39318809

In non-American countries pizzas are a lot smaller. I always eat a whole pizza, they are meant to be one per person here.

>>39318821
We have those in America too it isn't a special "nonAmerican" thing
But I'm referring specifically to fast food pizza where people usually Order a medium - large pie

480-700 calories a slice depending on what you put on it when we talk pizza hut
Domino's is much more tame but you still can't eat the whole thing.

These pizzas aren't made to be eaten alone thats why in the fast food business they have separate singles pizzas.

When I go to a specialty or urban restaurant that makes pizza as a dish it is usually small and made for one person or two if that's too much for them by preference

>>39313303

>She _____ like a 3-year-old playing soccer wtf

This is accurate for any word you put in the blank

>>39313042
That's an advent calendar.

I don't remember a Christmas without one if these in Australia

>>39313042
I'm American and never heard of it.
It's clearly a white thing

>>39312743
>GF
>sits at home
>smokes AND eats
Why would you even want her to be your girlfriend?
If I was lucky enough to have a bf I would be planning fun stuff to do once every 1-2 weeks
Even trips to the library where we can have events like "anatomy research day"

Alas I can only dream right?

>>39318809
>>39318821
Because I live in a country where pizzas are smaller and with much less cheese and fat in them. We hardly even have places that do single slices.

>>39310828
At that point you would literally be 0% body fat and blind. I would not call literally starving to death a diet.

>>39319057
I'll date you

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>>39303635

>>39306771
Oi get fucked cob, ya fuckin dropkick drongo.
I hope all your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny over mate, you're a dickhead, strewth.

>>39313042
I thought it was a German tradition.

>>39309624
As an ex fat, and an ex drug addict (heroin then meth), I can honestly say that being fat is harder to quit than hard drugs.

>>39319676
Lying cunt. You think I give a fuck about cheeseburgers? I think about heroin every goddamn day.

>stretch marks on my inner thighs from SSGOMAD days
>don't even squat now lunges and plyometrics are more functional

i mean i could say that feel but i dont really care and dont know why im writing this post really #desu

>>39319057
Anatomy research day sounds boring as shit, probably because I did graduate in medicine.
Dead people aren't exactly fun.
The very reason you talk about library makes me think you're dumb as fuck, unable to seek important info and reading outdated information instead.
If you're a troll, then you get a 8/10 from me. Good work.

>>39320170
Not to mention there's no such thing.

>>39320201
I think it's a fantasy date anon concocted in which you go look at pictures of human anatomy in books in the library, and then fuck afterwards. Sounds a bit odd, but I'm not one to judge.

>>39320170
>library
>dumb
You alright anon?
Libraries are big and fascinating and you can find so many things in a good one.

>>39303379
>>39303616
wtf i love big boys now

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>>39313171
>complaining about cultural appropriation

Go back to tumblr

>>39319239
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.

>>39320546
Like homeless people and mold

>>39303786
WHAT IS SHE DOING WITH THE RANCH I NEVER NOTICED THAT BEFORE PLEASE TELL ME ITS NOT GOING ON THE PIZZA

>>39320938
Too much sodium in your diet I see

>>39310828
That's true...

FOR CHILDREN EATING NOTHING BUT AIR, FOR MONTHS, IN AFRICA. NOT FOR YOU LARD DRINKING FAT BITCHES.

>>39311843
I watched this video by Queen Kisses and King Muahs-Mukbang-Taco Bell's Triple Double Crunchwrap Supreme Big Box - on Youtube. It was featured in a Fat Hate Thread awhile back. Good Lord! Ever since I watched that video I no longer get "mad cravings" between Lunch and Dinner. It truly changed my outlook on eating/food.

>>39319827
>Functional strength
Cf+Paleo also?

>>39320356
>>39320170
>Missing the implications this hard
I thought even virgins had dirty thoughts?

>>39320769
If we don't push, anon, the walls will close in.

>>39318030
>4480 Cals in 2 days.
>doing anything
what are you a girl

>>39320546
Can confirm. I work part-time in a library...as a "shelver of books."

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Hey guys, don't mind me, just passing through

1/2

>>39321911
2/2 Literally the definition of white trash

>tfw my 56 year old mother looks younger than this walrus

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>>39321911

five one

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>>39321911
>big and tall
>5'1"


Hmmmmm. Something doesn't add up here

>>39321159
Shit tier pizza dipped in or drizzled with ranch has been a thing for a long time, Anon. A bad thing but still a thing.

>>39316299
That doesn't even look good as a dessert. No thanks, I'll stick to my whey scoop or weekend bacon and eggs.
Taunting with fatty or sugary food usually only works with binge eaters or fellow fatties.

If I'm going to have a cheat it's going to be something nice like cheesecake, creme brûlée or a fruit tart, not a shit-tier grocery store cupcake.

>>39318809
thincrust.

>>39321949
Big & Tall/BBW is evidently a nice way of saying "mutant outside normal human range" in this site's classification categories. Which is actually a good thing if you can filter the search.

>>39321564
I don't understand how facts and information can be dumb. History, mathematics, and science is stupid because somebody didn't purchase their money grubbing Jew professors latest textbook?

Do currently used languages become archaic because a book detailing a technique to learn them is old.

>>39322115
>That doesn't even look good as a dessert.
It was a moist chocolate filled muffin
It lacked nothing. If you were eating it you would think otherwise

>>39319028
No, it's a civilized, non-criminal thing.
That's why you haven't heard of it.

>>39322157
No thanks. I don't eat off-the-shelf boxed baked goods, they are full of preservatives and other things I don't care to put in my body.

But if you like them, that's cool eat 'em right up.
You do you, boo.
I know better than to argue with a fatty over their 'treats'. You've probably finished the box of them by now.

>>39318809
Fat peoples, duh. They eat those cheap chain pizza specials a lot. You always see them coming out of Little Caesars.

>>39313303
Cris Cyborg would fuck your shit up famalam

So would Gabi Garcia

>>39317649
Thank

>>39321949
big yes, tall no

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Little OC

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>>39322573
She's now 193 lbs apparently, why tf am I not fixin Jeeps

>>39306467
>When you're so fat you look like you're growing another human inside you

>>39322157
hersheys puts a thing in thier chocolate that tastes like vomit and is actually an ingredient in vomit

>tell gf I hate fat people
>asks why
>prepared for her to go off on me
>explain
>she understands despite being friends with fat people

what a god damn nice feel it was, breath of fresh air

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>he hasnt gotten stretch marks from lifting

>>39323002
What did you say? I'm not very good at articulating my hatred

>>39323002
Me and my gf judge fatties together, its a bonding experience I would highly recommend

>>39303379

>Be at work
>Hamplanet in the cubicle adjacent
> "I love ranch on anything"
>having a potluck
>she brought veggie tray and ranch
>"Seriously anything?"
>"Yeah, I even put it on icecream!"
>"What? Do you drizzle it on like syrup?"
>"I do a layer of icecream then ranch"
>"then icecream, and I top it off with ranch"

I had to leave the room..

>>39303647
>fat enough to have stretch marks
>looks like a zebra
Stay away from safaris.

>>39316063
2 butterfingers

>>39315249
That's not milk, it's a milkshake.

>>39312045
Do...
Do they just all agree to not talk about the smell? Every chick I've been with has had a correlation of overweight to bad smell. I can't imagine how these cows' fermentation is.

>>39321911
How the hell is this a 27 year old? She's joking, right?

>>39309624
You never trult do, but it becomes less a part of you the longer you conquer it so it becomes easier to stay on track.

On the dark days, I listen to history podcasts to remind myself of the potential of the brief existence that is life. If past people couls put up with such crazy shit and survive, I can say no to a donut.

>>39321911
>Ethnicity Caucasian, Libra
>Ethnicity Libra
>Libra

Really?

Side note, why are women so much more obsessed with horoscopes than men?

>>39303637
I'd fuck her

>>39303809
hardly even look like u lift weights to be honest family

>>39323047
Mine is a flip flopper on it. And a lot of other things like politics and stuff too. She goes to the gym with me, eats right, looks great, loves talking about diet and exercise etc...

Some days she'll bash fat people with reckless abandon, especially if a fat person has pissed her off recently. But if a fat person was nice to her this week she'll argue for the whole lot of them. She always laughs at a good fat joke though.

>>39321911
>27 years old

>>39316992
Should of borrowed her something you didn't wear anymore, would have been hilarious to watch and it would have broke her delusion

>>39303644
Jon tron has really let himself go in later years

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>>39306948
Worry not anon, in those 50 years we will have sexbots that will look infinitely better then these fatfucks

>>39323605

easy there captain ahab

>>39319799
Yeah, I think about heroin every day too, and I still get the taste in my mouth at least once a week, but I've been clean 3 years, and I am still 15kg overweight, so you tell me what the score is pal?

How long have you been off?
>how long were you on?

Also, have you tried smoking copious amounts of marijuana?

>>39324723
>How long have you been off?
Almost two years.

>how long were you on?
Two runs. First run was about six months of dope after about six months of pills. Then got clean for like three months then went on a second run that lasted a year and a half.

>marijuana
I tried the marijuana maintenance program. It doesn't work for me. I have to white knuckle it. I can only be sober if I'm sober. I'm a lifestyle guy. So long as I channel my energy into something constructive I can accomplish quite a bit. But if I steer the ship off course I crash and burn in awe inspiring fashion.

I don't get how you could kick dope and not be able to lose weight. Did you get a three hots and a cot daycare withdrawal or did you hug the toilet for three days? After my fun times coming off of dope I get a cold or whatever and I don't even notice it. I enjoy feeling hungry now. I don't even know why, I just do.

Normal bmi with decent muscle mass here. Maybe quit the weed and you could lose that weight.

>>39323394

Which podcasts? Always looking for recommendations.

>>39321911
>profession: mommy

kek. how about:

>profession: filthy whore too dumb or desperate to know what condoms are
>profession: child abuser

>>39312714
Based mom

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>>39321924
Kek, fell asleep and forgot to upload part 2.


Here you go homos.

>>39325733

wow this person is literally thrash and seems proud of it too

everyone who replies to this ought to get his balls chopped off because he clearly isn't using them

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>>39325340

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>im fat but at least I'll spend time with the kids
Fatties are literally the next "nice guy" people.
>my only good trait is I'm a normal human being hehe love me

>>39323426
Horoscopes are easy to understand for idiots - this way they can categorize everyone based on their sign, without doing the thinking themselves.

>>39309624
I do like this, everything I crave I eat it on Saturday's, and I mean EVERYTHING, the most I ate in a whole day was :
1 family pizza
2 Ben and Jerry's
100 grams of chocolate
700 grams of mixed candy
2 big mqc menu's on McDonalds
450 grams of cheese doodles

I weighted 94 kg around this time and I could still do it like this and lose weight til I reached 88 kg, then I had to trip it down even on Saturday's.

>>39325733
>>39321911
This thing has such high standards? Kek. But someone was desperate enough to fuck this abomination.

>>39325932
Yes, you need to shut down every bitch that claims she has to eat for "two" when pregnant - a developing baby isn't a fully grown human needing at least 2000 kcal a day.
Bitches use this as an excuse to pig out and you must simply not let them. Do not get in stable relationships with women prone to overeating.

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>>39309624
You need to analyze why you binge ate to begin with.

I'm almost certain, if you're like me, it was to self-medicate--to get some temporary pleasure at the expense of future costs.

We live in a society where we are overstressed and addicted to that which can take us out of the moment, even for a little bit. Smoking, gambling, binge eating, it's all the same shit.

You like most never learned to cope with suffering and pain. It's okay to experience pain, because it will pass. Do not run away from it anymore.

>>39303676

what the fuck happens to the persons bones / skeletal structure when they are like that jesus christ it hurts to think about

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>>39313020
>tfw raw cacao powder is fucking legit
>tfw you assholes probably never heard of it

>>39315323
>women
>honor
>women in foreign countries being taken seriously at all
Now this is a good joke.

>>39303676
The very first thing I thought was, "Why? Just die already."

Not even vindictive. Just, why would someone live like that? How could you stand that kind of existence?

>>39306690
this.
>always was the shortest, skinniest boy in class
>late puberty, looked like a 13 yo when I was 18
>puberty hit, growth spurt
>5'2 to 5'7 in six months, still skinny
>didn't grow an inch ever since
>mfw 5'7 manlet with tiger stripes down my back and ass

I still have a nice looking, strong ass tho. T-thanks genetics

GAS THE FATS! WEIGHT WAR NOW!

>>39306690
>>39328422
wtf how many me are on here?

>tiger stripes on flabby deflated ass at 100lb

>>39328422
>I still have a nice looking, strong ass tho. T-thanks genetics
Post em bb.

>>39328665
Got strech marks as a skelly too, but at 6'3"

>>39328422
>5'2" to 5'7" in six months
Fucking ouch

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>>39324527
I hope

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>>39328862
sauce now

>>39329270
VA11 Hall-a
Or "4chan makes a visual novel"
Pretty neat "game" desu.

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>>39303616
>being so fat your flaps have to be held up with meat hooks when you need surgery

>>39326969
I got arrested for snorting some in front of a police officer.