Why are you not listening to exclusively country music while

>>39301924
Because it's shit

>>39301946
fpbp

>>39301946
Trendy inner-city liberal fagboi detected

>>39301946
liberal detected

>>39301924
>>39301977
>>39301994

Dippers detected

>>39301924
>meme truck music
>true country
Faggot. Listen to some Garth Brooks, Johnny Cash, Jim Croce.

Closest thing to acceptable 2016 country music is Chris Stapleton, Kenny Chesney

>manliest genre

lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mV_HHL-h6g

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i only listen to gg allin. does it count?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyVghOKHOrM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KNBYby58C0

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>>39303069
Of course it fucking counts

>>39301924

>not Kenny rogers
>not even merle haggard
>not even even willie nelson

cmon son

>>39301924
> manliest genre by far

Have you even listened to the lyrics for most of this shit? It's literally the sappiest bullshit ever. The image is masculine but in the gayest fucking way possible. Look at the dude in your pick honestly tell me he don't look like he pack fudge

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>>39301924
> manliest genre by far

Pull that corn out of your ass hick

>>39301924
>manliest genre by far
but who was metal?

>>39301924
> manliest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1atDmByhgYE

I prefer metalcore made by young numales like me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5ePonnGrlY

>>39302024
>not Justin Townes Earle
>not Kacey Musgraves
>not Ryan Bingham
>not Hank III
>not Scott H Biram

Enjoy sucking that Nashville cock

>>39304209

Even this core shit is manlier than redneck music.

Country is THE shittiest genre fuck off back to your shitty trailer park cleetus. 0.1/10 for making me reply

>>39301946
I actually like country, but that may be because I'm a Slav.

>>39303069
>>39303243
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vPerAuoc0Qk

>>39301924
>Jason Aldean
>manly
I mean, if being a douchebag drunkard who only sings about tailgate drinking and women to a pop beat and 1% mixed in banjo then still no

>>39301924
Because I'm not into fucking my sister.

Not all country is bad. Look up some red dirt music from Texas and Oklahoma, not even necessarily for the manliness factor. Much better quality, is actually country music with VERY minimal after-effects, plus the work isn't just some guy sitting in Warner Bros Nashville writing the songs for the faggots under contract

>>39301924
Modern country is garbage and all sounds the same. We need another Cash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8CrcXy_bMg

I don't really like much country but Brad Paisley is a good guitarist.

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>AN ALL MAH BOYS
>HERE IN THE YARD
>RIDIN BIG TRUCKS
>AND DRINKIN BEER
>WITH LOTS OF GIRLS
>AND MY JEANS ARE BLUE

Even the scottish fucks who made GTA made fun of this terrible pop country shit made by people who only coincidentally live in the south.

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>>39301924

Okay.

>>39304264
>(BANJO SOLO) 2 notes on a banjo ring out for a total of 0.5 seconds
>I LIKE SHINE
>I RAP BECAUSE POP IS COUNTRY
>SHINE ON
>GITCHUR SHINE
>GET STONED
>mfw radio stations call country music more family friendly than half of metal and hiphop
I mean there's extremes to every genre but holy fuck, family music about getting as drunk as possible and the usual
>BEER
>TRUCKS
>GIRLS
>TAILGATE
>GOT NO SHOES ON
>AT THE BEACH
>WEARIN CAMO SHOOTIN DEER

>>39301924
Listen to Townes Van Zandt, Kris Kristofferson and Guy Clarke and not this meme popcountry shit. This is manly:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faF0wOsVucw
>you see, the devil haunts a hungry man
>If you don't wanna join him, you gotta beat him
>I ain't sayin' I beat the devil, but I drank his beer for nothing
>and then I stole his song.

>>39304211
>Kacey Musgraves
>manly
Otherwise valid point, all good artists

>Casey Donahew
>Stoney Larue
>Some Kevin Fowler, newer stuff is a little meh imo but still good
>Whitey Morgan
>Cross Canadian Ragweed
>Reckless Kelly

I listen to Michael Jackson, Madonna and geri halliwell. I also fuck a different bitch every week, fite me IRL

>>39304302
>>Reckless Kelly

My nigger

I listen to them all the time in the gym. Wade Bowen is pretty decent too.

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>>39301924
>chucks on feet, chalk on hands
>ready for DL PR
>no fucking around, serious fucking business
>load up plates
>take out phone and portable speakers
>ulistentowhatilistento.jpg
>queue up country playlist
>whole gym crowding around
>the time is now
>turn on speakers
>grab bar
>YOU AN ME GOIN FISHIN IN THE DARK
>plates lift off floor
>LYIN ON OUR BACKS AND COUNTIN THE STARS
>music startles all the blacks, they flee in fear of being lynched
>bar moving up thighs
>WHERE THE COOL GRASS GROOOOWWWS
>lock out, PR of 200lbs
>whole gym throws their cowboy hats in the air
>guns going off
>DOWN IN THE RIVER IN THE FULL MOON LIGHT
>drop bar, plates shatter phone
>receptionist releases the bull
>crossfit guy comes prepared with rogue brand lasso
>rips out 10 bull wrangles, new gym record
>gym clown runs out and gets bull back in cage
>mfw.jpg

I love country and banjos.

I'm also gay.

>>39304302
I gotta admit, I've listened to rock, rap, hip hop, metal, orchestral and pop while exercising and nothing is as good as country. I think it's just relaxing for the mind so it keeps me focused. It's just the same shit again and again so your brain is not prompted to think about it.

>>39301924
show me literally one modern country song thats not pure shit.

>>39301946
This. Plus the genre and it's listeners are filled with so many shameless posers that it gives hip hop a run for its money in how fabricated it all is. If I had to choose between shitty pop country (not decent shit like bluegrass or zydeco) and no music for the rest of my life, I'd go with no music. It's that insufferable bad. At least rap I can enjoy mocking and ironically listening to, but I can't do that with country.

>>39304277
This

great taste anon

>not listening to grind-death-true-cvlt-blackened-swedish-deathmetal while lifting
>making it
chose one

>>39305203
http://youtu.be/tNV16tz1NK0

Music exists outside of the radio anon you just have to pull your head out of your ass and look for it.

>>39301924
>Jason Andean
>manly
>literally making fucboi face in pic posted

>>39305203
Sturgill Simpson - long white line
Corb Lund - good Copenhagen

PICKUP TRUCK
GAZING AT COWS ASSHOLES
DON'T GIVE A FUCK
DRINK A BEER A ROLL A CIGARETTE
GOT NO REGRETS HERE

All country music a shit

>>39305444
Anon I ain't a country fan, but that song speaks volumes to my soul. Also checked.

>>39305444
this is generic as fuck and boring. Literally what i think of when i picture shitty country music.

>>39305597
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>>39304264
Was that supposed to be funny?