/fit/ BTFO

>>39297968
http://totalsororitymove.com/32-reasons-why-dont-want-to-date-the-fit-guy/

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>>39297968
>>39297971
Women are memes that don't want men to be happy confirmed

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>Picture your dream guy. Alright, now who did you think of?

>>39297968
Before I even begin to give this the very little credence I feel it deserves, what does the woman who wrote this look like?

>>39297971

Guarantee you whoever wrote that is has also written fat acceptance blogs at one point. I don't even imagine she's a hambeast, just sounds like one of the millions of impassioned people who maintain some balance between social conformity and general complacency. Who cares what she or people like her think

>>39297999
Holy shit I clicked on the link expecting elaboration.... What the fuck.
Women are this self aware that they don't want their man to be happy?
Why?

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>>39297968
>>39297999

>yfw you realize women would rather everyone be as miserable as them then change their ways even when they know it will make them happier

>>39297968
This was hard and cringy to read.

>>39298031
GO HOME SLUG BEFORE I FUCK YOUR BOIPUSSI

>>39298063

Nah, it's the '#justoneglassofwine #girlsnight #tacobell #couchlife #don'tjudge' """""funny""""" sorority type.

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>>39297968
>20. Because of all the endorphins, he’s going to be happy all the time.

Wow OK

>>39298063
>at one point
That sounded like the crying howl of a galactic whale

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>>39298031
The one and only.

God the morons in this thread falling for The Onion equivalent satire.

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>>39298052
http://totalsororitymove.com/user/princelessdiaries/

>writes article stating she doesn't want to date fit guys because they would make her feel guilty about her lazy unhealthy lifestyle
>"spends time whining about being single"

You can't make this shit up

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"Protein powder flavored kisses."

Wow, Eleveryone in this thread is to autistic to see that this is sarcasm. And these are the people I'm supposed to take advice from.

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>>39297968
>Because of all the endorphins, he’s going to be happy all the time.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WOMEN WANT US TO BE SADCUNTS

>>39298117

Common fucking sense detected. Get out of here! Women aren't people like you and I.

>>39298126
keked

>>39298145
They want to bring us down

>He wouldn’t understand your Taco Bell lifestyle.

>>39298133
Imagine how many impressionable young women are out there that wont see this as sarcasm.

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>>39298145

>>39298133
>>39298192
Brehs, I've known girls who legitimately believe this and will talk to other girls saying these things and they'll agree with them

>>39298208
What this guy said. The article isn't satire, it's the author's genuine feelings.

>>39297968
>>39297971

Reminder that Total Frat Move is also the one who invented the "dadbod" meme

>>39298133
>>39298117
>>39298208
Same here. before I started working out I was a skinny dyel and one of my coworkers(one of my main inspirations to lift) was zyzz tier ripped. All our female coworkes would say stuff like "I would never date him he's so big it's scary!" And "he's just to big it's gross!" But then mire him so hard I could hear their ovaries explode. That guy Was a true brah

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>>39297968
/fit/ will NEVER recover from this!

>>39297968
Lol. Male physique competitors are only "fit" in their appearance.

>>39298031
>those small teeth

wtf?

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>>39298339

>>39297968
There it is, we're seeing this now, the rollout of a new psyop campaign to create something of a HAES-like movement among pathetic easily-led men. It was mentioned here by a few anons recently, inside information, or just another example of meme magic manifesting itself?

>>39298386
>t. horse

>>39297971
>15. Your coach potato ways

>22. He’d be gone in the morning to work out, so he’s not going to be able to make you breakfast.

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

>>39298031
I'd suck Trudeau off no homo

>>39298031
I don't know why but this guy always reminds me of the intelligent systems professor at my university. They don't even look that incredibly similar.

So you don't give them clicks.


Picture your dream guy. Aright, now who did you think of? Baywatch era Efron? The Hemsworth that played Thor? Well I’m here to tell you that you are wrong! Yes, he’s visually appealing, but in reality, the buff guy is not the guy you want.

Sure it might be fun for a while, but it comes with many, many cons. Beware.

He actually likes the gym.
Like, he wants to do more than the elliptical for thirty minutes while texting.
Laying in bed with him would be uncomfortable because everything is so…hard.
Being fit puts him on a tight schedule, so he wouldn’t be able to give you the undying attention you require.
Is he dating you or the gym?
“I can’t, I have to work out in the morning.”
Alcohol? Forget it.
He wouldn’t understand your Taco Bell lifestyle.
He just might look better than you at the pool.
“Does he…have a better ass than me???”
That female attention he would get might actually make you insane.
Sex would probably last a little too long due to his increased stamina.
Is it a possibility that he cares more about his appearance than you do?!
Would he secretly think you’re fat?!
Would you have to secretly fear he’s judging your beloved coach potato ways?
You now have to worry about the threat that is girls at the gym.
Not just your average girl. The girl that is wearing just spandex and a sports bra.
He actually uses hashtags like “fitness,” “fitspo,” and “gains.”
Protein powder flavored kisses.
Because of all the endorphins, he’s going to be happy all the time.
Keeping up with all of that positivity would be exhausting.
He’d be gone in the morning to work out, so he’s not going to be able to make you breakfast.
Sleeping in = sleeping alone.
His bod would be the ultimate distraction.
You could never study together. It’s hard to think about algebra with a six pack staring back at you.
God forbid he give you unsolicited workout tips.
You aren’t supposed to notice that stomach roll!

cont'd

>>39298587

He wants to go on athletic dates. *shrieks*
It’s hard for him to hold your hand while double fisting jugs of water.
There’s going to be a time when he suggests you go to the gym together.
And anything you do (ten push-ups is a lot, okay) looks lazy in comparison.
You just can’t relate to that kind of life.

The biceps just aren’t worth it..
And that's how it ends.

>>39298339
Who is this for?
>only reason the sports car is faster is because of the larger motor

Also they chose to look at bodybuilders which are training for size not strength.

>>39297971
1. You forgot about protein farts
2. I am judging you
3. I wouldn't date you anyway

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>>39297999
Jesus Christ.

>>39297999
I don't think it's "women" so much as "fat people" but yeah.

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>its a /fit/ doesn't understand sarcasm against its enemies episode

then we complain about being seen as meatheads

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>Because of all the endorphins, he’s going to be happy all the time.


but this couldn't be further from the truth

>>39298587
>He actually uses hashtags like “fitness,” “fitspo,” and “gains.”
>Protein powder flavored kisses.
>Because of all the endorphins, he’s going to be happy all the time.
>Keeping up with all of that positivity would be exhausting.
>>39298603
>There’s going to be a time when he suggests you go to the gym together.
... It's like an advert for going homo.
TFW no fit gf to get fit with.

>that article title
>'let me tell you what you should and want to think'

And women will swear that they aren't controlled and don't want to be...

>>39298192
literally fucking zero of them are /fit/ level autistic

>>39298786
they are /fit/-level stupid though

>>39298117
>>39298133
This isn't satire you retards, the people who write this shit are trying to appeal to pre teen girls and fat women. They probably aren't proud of what they write, but as long as they get that revenue

>>39298786
They are, just society allows their autism. Think how retarded you'd look if you did and said what girls do

>>39298587
>You could never study together. It’s hard to think about algebra with a six pack staring back at you.

Who the fuck is studying algebra? Is this 6th grade or something?

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>>39298604
Are you implying that those bodybuilders aren't strong?

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>>39297968
they don't understand that you can relax muscles

>>39298898
>shart in mart detected

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Feminism has truly destroyed the West, so much that women actually expect men to cook for them.

>>39297968
People pretend not to like grapes when they seem to high up.they obvious never even dated or even just talked to a /fit/ man.
If they they would know that we can adjust our lives to it ie drink alcohol or eat out

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>>39298760
I don't remember the last time I was happy.

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>>39298760
>tfwnogf and depressed and lifting the pain away only to find out a gf would just want to you stay that way anyway

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>>39299168
Islam would never allow this.

>>39298271
They say that cos they know they could never keep a guy like that, they know they'd be used as a cumrag and dropped.

I braved the comment section.

There is no way this is satire, amigos.

Even by the very lame standards of "women humor"

>>39297971
>1. He actually likes the gym.
I stopped reading.

>>39297999
Guys it says IN THE NEXT LINE that "keeping up with all that positivity would be exhausting".
Imagine you were dating a woman that never felt sad and always expected you to be happy.
Fuck off virgin faggots.

This entire board is a reason women shouldn't want to date a fit guy.

>>39299541
Fucking kek
/fit/ BTFO for real

http://totalsororitymove.com/13-logical-times-to-skip-the-gym/

>>39299541
Yeah, this board is full of 5'9 / 150 lb twink manlets. Autism aside, it's no wonder why so many guys on this board complain about tfwnogf

I can smell the fucking sarcasm pouring out this fucking article don't tell me you people are this retarded?

>Because of all the endorphins, he’s going to be happy all the time.
>Keeping up with all of that positivity would be exhausting.
>He’d be gone in the morning to work out, so he’s not going to be able to make you breakfast.
>Sleeping in = sleeping alone.
>“I can’t, I have to work out in the morning.”
>Alcohol? Forget it

What a selfish bitch. It's all about her.

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>>39297968
It's only a con if you're a landwhale. A fit girl can workout alongside a fit man and they can share their hobbies.

Instead of one person wanting to better themselves and the other wanting cheetos until they literally can't move and have to whine on the internet about fit people.

>>39299521
Just because you're happy doesn't mean you expect others to be dumbass.
You can be happy all the time and still feel empathy.

Also as fucking if lifting alone removes all sadness in life.
I'd fucking love to date a girl who wasn't an emotional cry baby cunt, are you daft?

>>39298513
He has a feminin penis.

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>>39297999
Took me a while to figure that 1 out during my life.
>>39298339
>Pretty much tumblr flakes philosophy right there
I swear it's the shit fetish of logic. Liberals have a knack for trying to prove or include what is just obviously falsified by objective science.
>>39299716
I mean women are like alchahol or any other drug anon. They obviously add to life, but as a lifestyle arrangement it's just going to rob your shit.
>Probably 60% of hetero couples end with the mother taking the kid and making the dad pay child support for 20 years whilst teaching the kid to hate men.
>The other 40% are the target group of media programming trying to stear them to be liberal and turn them into gender fluid-turbo-faggots.

Theyre biologically attracted to the fit guy after millions of years of living in a hunter/gatherer society. The strong and fit men could feed them and survive, the weak men were had a stigma and would more likely die. You cant reform biology.

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>>39299906
>How does it feel to be absolutely wrong there goy
Look at the new fetishes and genders and degenerate sexual shit that came out over the last 2 decades.
Television, social media, Radio, cell phones, academia, and other Jewish shanagains have definitely overturned the last 8000 years or so.

>>39299933>>39299906

Spend about 10 minutes or so on Twitter,facebook, tumblr etc. and you will find yourself to be asbolutely wrong there goy. The reproduction norms have absolutely been hijacked by Jewish media. Unless your going on a set of axioms that would say
>Otherkin flakes are natural
>Transgenderism is natural
>Single parenting is natural
>Tinder is natural

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>>39298031

>>39298986

He has trained for muscle strength and size, size being very helpful as well from a fitness perspective as it increases muscular endurance.

>>39298992
fit guys feel so much better than flabby guys

>>39298114
Daddy

>>39298808
Not really fat women in the sense of how /fit/ normally thinks of them. More like "chubby chicks who are kinda popular because they're sluts" and "formerly hot Staceys who couldn't put the bottle down and exploded"

>totalsororitymove.com
Good to know you're spending your free time in a good way

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>>39299521
I think you're a landwhale tumblrite that wandered into the wrong side of 4chan.

>>39299875
>Liberals have a knack...
This is the reason: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9197597/Strong-men-more-likely-to-vote-Conservative.html

>>39298587
>>39298603
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>>39297971
the best part is
>Laying in bed with him would be uncomfortable because everything is so…hard.
indicates she's never actually slept with a ripped guy. it's just skin over meat, a ripped dude who isn't flexing is as soft as a fat guy

>>39299521
>women posting on 4chan

>>39297999
Well that's good because I'm still not happy

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>>39297999
>implying I am ever happy

>>39297999
Trips of truth

https://www.instagram.com/rachelpage_/ this is the girl who wrote it

>>39298052
Her instagram is at the end of the list. Decent looks, more insecurities than Jason Blaha tho.

>>39299933
KEK at pic

>>39298031
jojan, duh

>>39300327
*strong rich men are more likely to vote conservative and strong poor men are more likely to vote liberal
aka strong men are more likely to vote in their own economic interest

>>39298052
this

>>39298031
Easy to cuck so I guess he is

>>39298133
This desu. I just hope all these replies are b8 or something

>>39297971
> he’s going to be happy all the time

Let me tell you a little story

> once upon a time there was a little crab
> it lived its miserable live in his little bucket
> then there came a tall and handsome prince
> as he tried to lift her out of her little bucket she drew him diwn with her
> and if they are not dead by now they live there miserable and shitty lifes till there hearts explode from to much shit food

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>>39297999
>they don't know the misery that is never being /fit/ enough

>>39297971
>>39297968
It's satire you morons

>>39300509
Though of fucking course you brehs should be flexing in your sleep in case of a surprise photo op

>>39301175
That's a whole lot of insecurity

If you divided Bloho's insecurity into 4 normal average people they would still still seem more insecure than the average person

>>39299168
Come to the university of alabama, where at least a third of all girls are in a sorority and the campus leans toward trump. I'm not too worried because even though they may vote democrat at the end of the day most of these girls are still basic bitches and hoes that still want to act like a girl and get dick. Getting girls is too easy here I've already fucked seven girls raw here. Came in three of them and never even gave them my last name haha

>>39297968
>>39297971
if you're fit, and you're entire life is about your fucking image, of course no one wants that. you look good, sure, but you're no substance.

same could be said about anyone else of any composition. like fucking fatties who are all HAES HAES

not only are you a fat piece of shit, but you're entirely personality revolves around just how fat you are. it's incredibly off putting

>>39297971

you think that's bad?

http://totalsororitymove.com/13-logical-times-to-skip-the-gym/

No wonder girls literally can't accomplish anything they put zero effort and than they would rather literally changing the standards than trying to rise to meet them.

>>39300509
>2016, not flexing while you sleep.
No wonder you are not going to make it

>>39298339

>they are only stronger because they have more muscle mass

What kind of jedi-mend trick bullshit are they trying to pull here?

That's like saying
Scientists found 'life' on pluto!


>scientists only found the building blocks of life, like oxygen, hydrogen, carbon

>>39301802

>Welcome to STD Town
>Population: you

>>39299933
>last 8000 years or so.

Last 8000 years? you really think that's as far back as sexual attraction goes in primates?

>>39297968

why are you reading feminist propaganda news, you cucklefuck?

>>39298339
>Stronger because more muscles
MORE NEWS AT 11

>>39297968
lol all of this bullshit.
>he may cheat on you

yeah, that's exactly why he excited her. and she totally blows off the nice guys who want to be a good man for her.

no i didn't read the faggy article.

>>39297968
This entire thread is why I thank the lord every night that I'm gay.

>>39302028
This entire thread is why I thank the prophet Muhammad every night that I'm allowed to fuck goats.

Grill here you do know only ugly or fat chicks will read that article? Most girls I know from cchubby 6/10 to 9/10 fit girls want a fit guy who works out. Do not worry lads the kind of women you are after (self respect, confident, normal to nerdy girls) get their panties wet for fit guys. I have insecure friends who tell me they would never date a fit guy because they would feel not good enough all the time, but they rubberneck when they see a fit hot guy and bite their lips. They follow fit guys on IG. It is just a way to protect themselves from rejection, they think a fit guy will not like them so they say they do not like fit guys. My boyfriend is very fit and we work out together and I am pretty confident and my friends are all like `but are you not afraid girls will go after him? I want a normal guy who is safe`. So yeah. Just lift be strong become fit and confident.

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>>39297971
>Because of all the endorphins, he’s going to be happy all the time
Women cant stand men that are happy. What the fuck

>>39302047
HERETIC.
You're supposed to fuck 8 year old girls.

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>>39299521
>wanting loved ones to be be sad
>its okay because they gave a shitty reason

>>39302125
.ew
girls are just little women

>>39299521
>this is what pseudo-cynics actually believe

>>39297999
KEK
I'm chasing that endorphin high and borderline suicidal most of the time
TOP JEJ ROASTIES

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>>39298587
fuggg my gf has made all these complaints before
should i just end it brehs?

>>39301858
>>39297968

This is satire

And I know, there are women like this, but this certainly is satire.

>>39298117

This is satire? I don't think so. It sounds exactly like my ex-gf.

>>39302345

I'm so sick of that picture. It's a fucking Photoshop. The real Stalin was a pock-marked peasant.

The cuckening. Bitches want to keep men down just to control them.

>>39298052
Basically like generic Instagram whore #2447219, surprisingly she's not a fat, ugly tumblrina tho

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>>39298898

Solve

>>39298587
>“Does he…have a better ass than me???”
i literally have better ass than any woman i see in real life and i don't even squat

>this thread
Lifting makes you retarded confirmed

>>39297968
read through the list
it sounds like it was written by someone who is extremely insecure about themselves
the kind of person who would make fun of a fat person at the gym for trying to lose weight
not a mountain climber but rather cut down all other mountains and declare where ever she is the peak
wants to be catered to at all times, the center of someone elses world

not really btfo
if anything it back fired

>>39302567
Have you not heard of wolfram alpha?

>>39302591
post pics haha it would be funny haha
n-no homo

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>>39298587
>Sex would probably last a little too long due to his increased stamina.

>Be fit
>Have premature ejaculation
>Be triggered by this
>mfw

>>39303115

>can get hard
>whining

fuck off

t. 242 Lbs @ 13% body fat 6'5" with broken dick

look at the comments and the ratings
this is actually serious

women will do anything to justify being useless wastes of space
see also HAES

>>39303157

In case masturbation and porn isn't your problem, try taking some time off lifting.

When i was 100% invested in lifting i had erection problems too, i guess i was too exhausted.

Take a break and see what happens

>>39299372
cause youre dyel your name says so!

>>39302078
Can't Dispense the Pence

>>39301802
>haha

>>39302065
You may not have many replies, but you contribution is appreciated.

>>39297971
This is satire right? Or is it a website for lazy shitty women to justify themselves?

Did she get dumped by a jock?

>>39299521
It's kind of true that when you are feeling down for long periods of time someone being visibly happy and motivated can be pretty tiresome, even if you are glad that they are happy. What I don't get is that being with someone you love is supposed to make you happy...n-no?

>>39299933
what the fuck is this image

>>39299521
Bitch you are a FAT UGLY CUNT that no one wants to FUCK. Have fun having a bunch of CATS and a shitty apartment that smells like CAT PISS.

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>>39297968
I mean, I'm not going to get a gf as a dyel so I might as well like what I see in the mirror.

God damn gains goblins

>>39302065
even though there are no girls on the internet, appreciated

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>>39299541
Wew lad the truth hurts

>>39297968
>http://totalsororitymove.com/32-reasons-why-dont-want-to-date-the-fit-guy/
2. is actually making fun of girls at the gym

>>39303951
the future.

So it is the medias fault I have no gf?

>>39304483
Ofc, it's always someone elses fault, gotta find an excuse to stay in your miserable comfort zone.

>>39304494

Thanks, I almost thought that I was the one to blame.

>>39298394
Cute pupper

>>39298418

This is the key to the whole list. People (and specially women) don't want to be reminded of their own mediocrity embracing ways.

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>>39304539

>Rachel enjoys spending her time thinking about Britney Spears, whining about being single, and thinking about Britney Spears. She doesn't take to criticism well, so be nice or so she will cry herself to sleep! Email: [email protected]
>whining about being single

Is this a satire website?

>>39302567

>tedious = hard

>>39299610
wtf I hate women now

> depressed
>but women actually hate it when your happy
>feel better
>women picks up on my happier attitude
>start to hate me again
>depressed again
>cycle continues

>>39298339
>wimps are stronger!
>bigger muscles are stronger!
WTF? Way to contradict yourself.

>>39297968
This is obviously an ironic article... it puts women in bad light more than lifting men. Learn to fucking read.

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>>39302567
>just a 4 by 4 system of linear equations
>just says "solve" when (U,V,W,Gamma)=(0,0,0,0) is a solution
>doesn't ask for conditions for the existence of a nontrivial solution
>thinks he's impressing anybody
Fucking retard undergrads and their Dunning-Kruger.

>>39297971
Are these memes? I think they are memes. Women are memes you cum in

>>39298339

C'mon...someone was paid to write this.

>>39302511
Same here. My ex got pissed at me because I dropped nearly 90 lbs and she gained 25.

That relationship should have ended much sooner than it did.

>>39302567

git rek'd
>>39305410

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>>39298031
JT got a slight serial killer vibe going desu

>>39301878
This DESU famalam baka

>>39305466
Some girls dont want you to be beautiful anon. You will make them insecure because they know you can do better.

>>39297999
But this is real.

There are a lot of studies of this, its 100% true, women are jealous as fuck, even with the happiness of their partners

>>39297971
>"Does he…have a better ass than me???”
You are a very pathetic woman if a man has a better ass than you.

>>39297968
this women-power shit is retarded, but guys say the same about hot girls.

>>39301802
Die soon, degenerate.

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>>39302299
You and me, brah.

>>39298433
My wife doesnt wakeup til 7 or 8.
I leave for gym at 4:45am. Get back home by 6:15. Cook breakfast for myself.
Take shower.&Masturbate. Get dressed. Leave for work by 7am. If its a day I dont have to work so early or a weekend. I cook breakfast for her around 7:50am so she can eat right when she wakes up.

20. Because of all the endorphins, he’s going to be happy all the time.
Why is it bad thing I'm happy, this chick sounds like my ex

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>>39299933
WHAT IS GOING ON IN THAT IMAGE

>>39297971
This article is clearly being ironic.

>>39302567
>>39305410
ouch

>>39299281
>people pretend not to like grapes when they seem high up

lel mate i know what you were going for here but come on

>>39298587
>Being fit puts him on a tight schedule, so he wouldn’t be able to give you the undying attention you require.
>Would he secretly think you’re fat?!
>He’d be gone in the morning to work out, so he’s not going to be able to make you breakfast.
gonna tfwnogf tomorrow partly because of these reasons, wish me luck brahs.
>He’d be gone in the morning to work out, so he’s not going to be able to make you breakfast.
I actually did this when I stayed over for a couple of days to show her how EZPZ it is but she stopped having breakfast the day I stopped sleeping over.

>>39298587
>“Does he…have a better ass than me???”
This is why I lift to be quite frank here famlam

>>39297968
>implying women know what they want
women are retards and you should give two fucks about what they want

>You now have to worry about the threat that is girls at the gym.
I seriously wonder about this, do girls actually believe other girls will "take" their man away?
Seriously?

There are thousands of guys for every single girl to be able to date, whats makes sluts think their man is worth more than all the other 999 guys?

>>39307305
Also this is clearly written by a fatass, judging by the things that are said (taco bell lifestyle, not relating to fitness etc etc)

>>39297999
kek

>>39297968
this is a not a serious article you trucking autistic fucks. god I hate how out of the loop fit is sometimes

>>39297971
There is no way this isn't satire.

>>39307318

all women want chad dumbass

>housands of guys

Of those thousands maybe 10 will meet the following guidelines

-Good career
-6'0" or taller
-Aesthetic body
-Handsome face
-thundercock

most guys are losers

>>39307451
>most guys are losers
Dunno where the fuck you live but i cross off most of that list and its done me no good at all, single and dateless for almost two years since there are so few chicks around and most guys i know have equal status as me

Strangely enough its the guys who want to sit at home and smoke weed every day who keeps getting all the girls where i live and a select few of the girls pick the guys with the best qualities of those you mention because the ratio is like 4 guys with those qualities per girl

Women think they deal with competition when in reality they hold on to a single grain of sand in the sahara desert

>>39302567
k=omega=epsilon=q=r=v=U=gamma=0
you didnt say non trivial solutions

>>39307515

Keep telling yourself that. I bet you are just a disgusting ugly loser. Even if you were not you have something seriously fucked up going on in your head a.k.a autism. Believe me, well adjusted guys get all the pussy other girls don't give a fuck if he is not single they try to jump on his cock if they see an opportunity.

>>39303223
>242 @ 13% 6'5"
None of those are his problem. His problem is he clearly can't manage his estro correctly on cycle. I'm 220 @ 15% on cycle at 6'1" and I've had the exact same issue. There's no way he's natty.

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>Implying I don't lift for Bats

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>>39307578
Yeah bud, clearly you know my education level, looks, fitness level, height and career prospect alot better than i do
How silly of me to think that some nobody on 4chan doesnt know everything about me

I did say where i live, you cretin. Things might be fucking diffrent in whatever shithole you live in
I suggest however that you think before you type stuff in the future, if you are able to form proper thoughts that is

Now please, seek out the nearest sharp object and insert it into your rectum

>>39307451
>>39307665
You're both retarded aspies.
The other anon is retarded because
>-Good career
>-6'0" or taller
>-Aesthetic body
>-Handsome face
>-thundercock
by themselves will not guarantee you girls. The reason why ugly fucks get grils is because of PERSONALITY.
HEIGHT, FACE, and FRAME works in conjunction with PERSONALITY. You're obviously autistic because you haven't figured this out yet. You must be INTERESTING and have PASSION for something, ANYTHING (DUDE WEED LMAO, SURFING.) Smoking weed and doing fun cool shit will net you younger grils, but older grils would want something else (career, even lifting, SEWING, FLOWER ARRANGING) but only if you're PASSIONATE about it.
You fucking autistic morons.
>hurr here's my PhD in maths
>durr here's my 300k starting
>hurrdurr 4pl8 squat DYEL
>herp derp 6'2 masterrace
>where's my gf you guise
WOW
Breaking up with my petite gf with awesome tits because she's not passionate about ANYTHING and is BORING.

>>39307665
I know one thing about you my lonely virgin friend. I know that you are an insecure little bitch, who needs validation on anonymous image board. Protip: girls don't like insecure betas

>>39307944
Your fucking retarded. Money > Personality. All those ugly guys? They have dough.

>>39308094
It just baffles my mind that guys have these repeat thoughts and just can't control their own brain so they convince themselves it's not them and they never fix the problem and it's just an endless cycle of complaining. I really feel sorry. I really do. :/

>He wouldn’t understand your Taco Bell lifestyle

WHO COULD BE BEHIND THIS ARTICLE

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>>39298031

>Alcohol? Forget it.
Mate, I train six times a week and on saturday I boshed .6 of mandy and 6 cans of special brew
this fucking clown thinks she can drink

>>39299933
Source on that pic please.

>>39299933

me on the left (behind)

>>39308555
Yea that made me laugh.

>>39298587
im starting to think that this is satire.

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>>39300456
Trump in the middle

>>39308700

who is this semen demon

>>39308700
jsanza on the left and julius on the right?

>>39301802
XD
Upvoted

>>39308682
lmao the one non autistic person in this thread

>>39299372
dont worry
we're gonna make it

>>39298760
I work out because I'm depressed and the physical exhaustion makes it easier to sleep my life away

>>39308094
>he has never seen that broke ugly faggot with a hot gf
Money will get you grils but those grils, but their intentions can be doubted. A hot gril with an ugly and poor bf there can be no doubt.

>>39301802
Enjoy your AIDS.

>>39297968
How cute, an article by a bitter former sorostitute who can't get the fit guy anymore because she put on 50lbs after senior year.

>>39307944
>engineer can't math with the rest of /sci/


Back to >>>/o/ faggot, maybe your $60k starting salary will win you friends there

>>39306494
>My wife
>Masturbate
>not flipping her over
>not fucking her while she is still sleeping
>not cumming on her feet
Why are you even married?

>>39298992
The author was never with someone who was fit and is doing the sour grapes routine.

>>39307572
>>39305482
>>39305410

You just proved my point, that this literally isn't grade six math.

Why do "news" sites like this try to convince people to like x or dislike y? That isn't news, men and women should want whatever person they want.

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>>39297968
im really hoping this is a joke. Which by logic it MUST be
but ive heard this one before
>Laying in bed with him would be uncomfortable because everything is so…hard.
typical fatass who was never closer than 10 meters to a fit guy. Muscle is only hard when flexed you fat shits

>>39306494
t. c u c k

>>39310760
Im a big gruff bear of a man, broken nose, scars on face, gf works in finance and I'm broke. Shes buying me a car. I brought her a ring for $25 and she complained it was too cheap.

Told that bitch shes lucky to get a haribo ring off me, soon put her in her place. Winter is coming so she needs to step up the car thing

>>39308700
>/pol/tards think this looks at all impressive

>>39297968
I'm sure this was written by a bitch that finds /fit/ guys hot, but was rejected by all of them and now took on a personal crusade to make herself and other dumb bitches believe they should be attracted to betas.

>>39298075
They thrive on drama and if there are no problems they create them.

>>39302521
Source?

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>>39298760
MY LONELINESS GETS ME

MY LONELINESS GETS ME THROUGH THE NIGHT

>>39297971
>giving them clicks

The list:

He actually likes the gym.
Like, he wants to do more than the elliptical for thirty minutes while texting.
Laying in bed with him would be uncomfortable because everything is so…hard.
Being fit puts him on a tight schedule, so he wouldn’t be able to give you the undying attention you require.
Is he dating you or the gym?
“I can’t, I have to work out in the morning.”
Alcohol? Forget it.
He wouldn’t understand your Taco Bell lifestyle.
He just might look better than you at the pool.
“Does he…have a better ass than me???”
That female attention he would get might actually make you insane.
Sex would probably last a little too long due to his increased stamina.
Is it a possibility that he cares more about his appearance than you do?!
Would he secretly think you’re fat?!
Would you have to secretly fear he’s judging your beloved coach potato ways?
You now have to worry about the threat that is girls at the gym.
Not just your average girl. The girl that is wearing just spandex and a sports bra.
He actually uses hashtags like “fitness,” “fitspo,” and “gains.”
Protein powder flavored kisses.
Because of all the endorphins, he’s going to be happy all the time.
Keeping up with all of that positivity would be exhausting.
He’d be gone in the morning to work out, so he’s not going to be able to make you breakfast.
Sleeping in = sleeping alone.
His bod would be the ultimate distraction.
You could never study together. It’s hard to think about algebra with a six pack staring back at you.
God forbid he give you unsolicited workout tips.
You aren’t supposed to notice that stomach roll!
He wants to go on athletic dates. *shrieks*
It’s hard for him to hold your hand while double fisting jugs of water.
There’s going to be a time when he suggests you go to the gym together.
And anything you do (ten push-ups is a lot, okay) looks lazy in comparison.
You just can’t relate to that kind of life.

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>>39298339
This is why we need Trump.

>>39306494
Classic beta cvck. Well memed, friend.

>>39302065
LONDON

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>>39303993
>I mean, I'm not going to get a gf as a dyel so I might as well like what I see in the mirror.

You're completely misguided. Why so many people on here think getting fit is the only way to find a girl? Sorry, but you have to be very boring people with narrow horizons. I had my first girlfriend when I was a super hungry skeleton, 52kg at 182cm. And she was super wet for me. We broke up eventually because she disliked that I had bigger knowledge than her, so she felt dumb and also I was deeply involved with music production, which lasts to this day. I guess being an artist helps getting girls.

>>39315077
careful guys this hacker is destroying TSM

>>39306494
forgot to add at 9 am chad comes over and gives her, her real breakfast

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>>39315362

CYBER TERRORISM IN ACTION

>>39314727
Why bitches even care about dumb, useless and expensive shit like rings or necklaces is beyond me. Only an engagement or wedding ring has meaning to me.

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>>39297968
>"Sex would probably last a little too long..."
>"Laying in bed with him would be uncomfortable..."
>mfw the entire article is hypothetical because the author has clearly never dated anybody fit

>>39297971
Fucking triggered.

>>39301802
Holy shit another Bama guy? What year are you?

>>39303993
>I'm not going to get a gf as a dyel
>>39315346
>You're completely misguided.
What's completely misguided is that anon's complacent attitude and lack of drive for physical self improvement. If you're lifting for solely girls you already started out wrong and aren't gonna make it anyway.

>>39306494
Do you also kiss your wife's son goodbye before you leave?

The faggots screaming about muh sarcasm don't get it, when women joke they generally joke about things they actually believe and understand other females also accept if they're not weirdos.
It's exaggerated but the truth is lots of females feel very uncomfortable when they aren't the physically impressive one in the relationship.

>>39297968
I like how some of the reasons are just sarcastic comments for previous reasons.
>Because of all the endorphins, he’s going to be happy all the time.
>Keeping up with all of that positivity would be exhausting.

The author is so lazy she can't even write a list correctly.

>>39302299
Double dubs confirm this. Thread's over lads, we can go home now.

>>39298200
This whale could suck a mean dick if she would lose, like, about 200 pounds.

>>39315346
Where do I get a penis weight?

>>39319367
You make one. Still, you have to NOT be a dicklet.

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>>39299521
>Fuck off virgin faggots
When will they learn?

>>39320496
>owning at least five 2.5lb plate
For what purpose?

I can see needing four if you have oly db..
But there is literally no need to ever own more than 4 unless you own a commercial gym

>>39298031
Man, you just know all the female members of parliament are swarming over his dick but he rejects them because of feminism or something

>>39314952

This holds a lot of merit when you think about it

>>39300317

Remember anon, since summer of this year.

The boards fucking FLOODED with a stream of piss-ant cuckold losers waving the feminist flag and all the tumblerinas and twit-hoes gouged in too to fuck shit up.

So if theres bait, chances are greater its flame-lit shit stirring up shit, for the whole purpose of shit