personal hygiene routines

>>39292980
>I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine
>In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches
>I can do a thousand now
>After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion
>In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser
>Then a honey almond body scrub
>And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub
>Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine
>I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older
>Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion

Lmao you incel I stopped reading after the 3rd point.
CHAD doesnt even think about this and getting laid while you have to make 2 posts to tell us your fuccboiroutine
End your miserable existence now

>>39292980
10/10 blogpost

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>>39292980
>> turn shower to cold and let the cold water close the pores on your body (3-5 mins)
>pores open and close
wewlad

>>39293134
Did he really kill all those DYELs?

>>39292980
>mfw I always wanted to be a pretty boy
>mfw I have no idea what this guy is talking about

damn guys where I can buy a guidebook to being pretty

>>39292980
>alpecin caffeinated shampoo.
>Caffeinated. Shampoo.

Such a thing exists?

>wake up
>pray to hygenica, goddessof hygeine
>smell test clothes
>get dressed
>go about my day

>cold water
>no shampoo
>Dial antibacterial soap bar all over body and face

Perfect skin and hair ever since high school and nothing has changed except my beard growing in fuller

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>>39293485
its like you want to go bald

>>39294163
doesn't actually help promote hair growth
just makes your hair thicker

>>39293249
but the cold does close your pores, i don't understand your joke?

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I put pic related on muh dik after a shower ...... makes it silky smooth and makes the calluses dissipate

>>39292980
>haven't showered in 1 week
>not changed my underwear in 1 week
>bedsheet? pff changed them a year ago, literally

>>39294829
When's the last time you had sex with a normal girl (I.e not with mental health problems or learning difficulties)?

Not trying to be a dick.....genuinely curious

>wake up
>hop in the shower
>shampoo
>body wash
>rinse off
>towel dry
>put on deodorant
>spray cologne
>get dressed
>eat breakfast
>brush teeth
>watch sportscenter until time to go to work

>>39294890
adding on, when I go to brush my teeth, sometimes I'll put lotion on my face if it's really dry, maybe once or twice a month, and I'll also trim my beard if needed and comb my hair.

>>39292980
do you do all of this before or after sucking your boyfriend's dick into oblivion?

>>39292980
Patrick Bateman meets autism
Coming to cinemas near you this chrismtas

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>>39294931
I do this before I go to work where all the 50yr+ female colleagues comment on how nice I smell and how nice my skin is. "I wish my daughter would meet a nice young man like you"......jokes on them, I don't have relationships. I only fuck 200 dollar escorts.

>>39294983
hahaha i believe that you believe that

>>39292980
>Brush teeth
>Shower, Dove for men and rock a buzz cut so no shampoo or conditioner
>Hop out cocoa butter lotion
>Maybe trim beard

>shower once a day
>brush my teeth at least once, usually twice
>shave every other week.

Absolute peak of mankind, i make sure to wear loose shitty clothes that hide gains to balance it out.

>>39294808
You jave callous on your dick?

>>39295053
Beliefs have nothing to do with it....it's objectively observable phenomena....these old bitches are sniffing and complementing me all the time. Yesterday 3 of them took turns squeezing my biceps.
If they were 20 years younger I'd smash them.

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>>39295109
I'm high energy af

>>39294163
Are we as a species just adding caffeine to everything now? First I see caffeinated chocolate, then caffeinated water, then caffeinated gum, and now this.

Also, does it energize the body?

I'm literally getting a grey layer of dirt on my skin already, it's been that long since I showered. I do wash my hair, practice oral hygiene and take care of everything else though. It's just that I haven't really left the house in 2 weeks

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>>39295186

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>>39294882
Last Friday when I took your mom to the gumbo festival. She is a bit fucked in the head though so I'm not sure that counts? I'll tell you this though son she's a semen demon in the sheets. Hot damn.

>wake up 7am
> brush teeth
>eat my 4 eggs+paprika+ one brown bread toast with some penout butter
>hit the gym 8
>come back and take a 5 minutes shower without soap or shampoo
>shower with shampoo 3 times a week and never ever use soap for body

>>39294783
Cold water closing pores and hot water opening pores is broscience my friend

>>39295229
My mum's dead you cunt

;_;

>>39295327
Stick a hot flannel over your nose......notice your pores are more prominent. Stick your nose in ice water afterwards.....notice your pores are smaller.

Broscience is determined by beliefs based on unobservable phenomena.....i.e "muscle confusion" and homeopathy.

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This is now a frags thread.

> industry standard panty dropper