ELLIOTT HULSE THREAD

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I am new to /fit/ and want feedback pls

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That guys is a retard. He Smithers himself in coconut oil before leaving the house so he is always greasy. He wears ill fitting jeans with his lanky white wife. He pretends to be strong but he just lifts dummy weights and slowly makes a bowel movement so his face looks like he's working hard

Go back to scooby, you dooby

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Elliot pretends to not know his two older brothers because they bullied him as a child. They would constantly call him "retard" and "smelliott"

I would never take advice from anyone names smelliot

>>39292919
so what? it's all subjective bro

>>39292941
how is this relevant to his advice? having been bullied is hardly an argument to discredit someone unless you are a fratbro

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>>39292948
Elliott is incapable of forming relationships with humans. This is why his wife is a ghost. Also his best friends are pigs. He is frequently seen strutting around Florida with his entourage of pig companions. The picture attachment is a photograph of Elliott with his pig entourage

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>>39292948
Don't bro me if you don't know me

>>39292991
chill out bro

>>39292977
you sound dumb. Is everyone on /fit/ like this?

>>39292859
>Yo Elliot, I am 12 and what's this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlABFsv72Lg

>>39293064
/fit/ approved.

I've chilled with elliott and went to his grow stronger event. Also one of the scooby succes story winners. Achievement rewards; elliotts personal wristband and a scooby signed t-shirt. Ask me anything :3

I live 45mins from elliot.
I applaud him for tricking dumbass alan watt bros into following his water down osho new age shit
His lifting advice is pretty good. rest is trash

His early stuff isn't bad

>>39292859
Sanctimonious fucker. I have no opinion of him other than that.

>Still subscribed to Elliot in 2016

Back to 2013 you go

>>39293307
what's your favorite pokemon?

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>>39292859
>tfw you google "elliott hulse wife"

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>>39292941