/fit/ humor

are these threads meant to be retarded? or do /fit/izens really think this stuff is funny?

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>>39286084

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>>39286084
>he squats in running shoes
>probably used the smith machine too

>>39286096
>i have no brother
Evry tiem

I think the fact that the OP is not funny, yet wants to host a thread about being funny, perfectly encapsulates "fit humor".

>>39286074
Someone should screencap all the cancer this thread is gonna recieve. From now own u can post one pic with all the shitty screencaps in it and stop the cancer

someone post the protein farts one with with the guy from the big bang theory.

that one gets me every time.

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>>39286204

>>39286209
hahahaha i havent seen that one but have you seen the one with the arm bars and booster seat for the toilet after leg day?

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Posted these in a FPH thread, but I still think they're funny.

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>>39286232

>>39286224

holy shit I actually have that one printed out in my workout room.

I know that feel!

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>>39286232
>be runt of the litter
>mum wont even feed me because she thinks im sickly
>brothers and sisters shun me
>slowly brothers and sisters are taken away by happy kids
>foreveralone.jpg
>the ground trembles
>a mountain of a being lifts me from the cardboard box and holds me
>never felt so warm
>is this where i find happiness?
>get taken to my new home
>more food than i ever thought possible
>go towards food, get swept up in the hands of my rescuer
>she takes a photo as i look back towards the food
>there i see a recipe book with chinese characters
>only english letters read "how to cook dog"
>mfw

>>39286243
>Clayci

Is this because she looks like a pile of clay?

>>39286232
It's not funny though

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>>39286209
If you don't reply to this your mother will fart in her sleep tonight.

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>>39286271
Kekkles were had

>>39286296
Fatty detected

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>>39286301

>>39286304
wood plow

>>39286074
if i wanted humor i'd just ask for your one rep max

>>39286074
Is squatting in Running shoes really that weird?

I do it all the time desu senpai

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>>39286209

>>39286357
It's bad for your form. You need your feet you be flat, not elevated. Running shoes elevate your heels, and that's where most of the weight goes.

>>39286357

No its not weird. I personally prefer to put two sponges under my regular shoes, but running shoes achieve the same effect.

>>39286395
>>39286412
Would it be better if i wear Chucks at the gym? I don't have other shoes.

>>39286412
xD hehe

>>39286344
kek
gets me every time

>>39286454
Chucks are the go to for people who don't have lifting shoes.
Shoes need to either have a strong heel or be completely flat and thin.

>>39286395
shut the fuck up with your made up bullshit

>>39286454
>>39286357
Don't wear shoes with a soft sole, your feet and knees need a stable ground. You need a shoe with a non compressible sole, i think chucks would do fine.

>>39286483
>>39286495
Ok, thank you guys.

>>39286506
No problem dude. Although this place is full of sh*tposting I like to always provide the most accurate and up to date information I can. By doing this I hope that I make the community a better place for those who come here seeking fitness related knowledge. Have a great day!

>>39286531
>By doing this I hope that I make the community a better place for those who come here seeking fitness related knowledge.
You do, anon. At least for me.

>Have a great day!
Thank you, you too.

>>39286482
kek

>deadlifts still alive
>skullcrushers skull still intact
>good mornings its never a good morning
anyone have that thread or screencap?

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>>39286646
Got u

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>>39286716

>>39286483
what if i just wear my socks or go barefoot?

>>39286074
I rock adipures to the gym. Perfect for squatting.

Fight me.

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>>39286181
>he doesn't use a whole bunch of 10s and 5s instead of 45s.

>>39286716
thanks for the (you)

>>39286096
>i have no brother

>>39286084
Lately it's been people intentionally posting unfunny "gym culture" dumbass normie shit

Idk this has all gotten way 2meta4me

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Hey /fit/
do you guys do this too?

>>39287025
I caress my ass cheek and pretend it's a titty

>>39286084
Its literally like 1 or 2 faggots obsessively posting this garbage. They do it for a few days, sometimes a week or even months (eg. that ohp in the squat rack austin powers thing) but they always burn out eventually.

>phase one
Get butthurt by /fit/ and/or post something that incidentally gets a lot of negative attention
>phase two
Post it many times per day. Revel in people posting annoyed reactions.
>phase three
Everyone whos had something to say about it has done so, reposting the thread gets no attention and the fun is over


Been here a long time. Tards come and tards go

>>39286203
I thought the picture was funny. You obviously don't get it you DYEL twink faggot

>>39286322
I'm not fat and I didn't think it was funny. Name something funny about it

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>>39287110

>>39287042

When I was a kid I would do that all the time with the soft part of the underside of my arm and pretend it was titty, worked pretty well

>>39286395
yeah no, you're retarded.

the reason you don't squat in running shoes is because they have soft soles. when you're trying to press against the floor with as much force as possible, you don't want the soles to cushion up and absorb a part of that force.

>>39287337

Wow, that explains what I was reading in history class the other day about how humans never were able to lift anything while standing on dirt until $250 sport shoes were invented

>>39286096
every single time

>>39287090
this man speaks the truth, although it could be a bot

>>39287337
>be me
>lifting in 1 inch sport shoes
>attempt heavy weight
>shoes decompress as far as they will go
>proceed to lift weight
what am I missing?

>>39287648
*compress, not decompress

>>39287120
i really really like this picture, mind if I save it?

>>39286232
>tfw from tulare county

>>39286271
Dogs are good protein though
Very lean

>>39287648
The force of you lifting is greater than you standing or you standing under the bar

Draw a vector diagram and it'll make sense

>>39286531
Fuck you

>>39287827
sorry, its under copyright =( i wish i could let you.

>>39288413
lel

>>39288198
Kek

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>>39288617
I know he was probably same fagging but fucking kek

>>39286395
>You need your feet you be flat, not elevated
Not true at all. You want some elevation because it helps increase ankle mobility.

>>39288617
jesus, how could anyone recover from that

>>39286395
Then you haven't had running shoes custom fit for your gait.

>>39287090
>Been here a long time. Tards come and tards go
You're still here,

>>39286395
>1 post by this ID
$0.02 has been deposited in your account. Thank you for shilling4shoes®

>>39286301
FUCK

FUCK

FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY STOP SHIT POSTING UP /FIT/ YOU FUCKING FAGGOT THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THESE EXCEPT THE ABSOLUTE CONFIRMATION WE ALL GET FROM YOUR POSTING THEM THAT YOU DON'T EVEN FUCKING LIFT

HOLY SHIT
FUCK

>>39287552
You missed the point, squat shoes represent standing on flat ground with slightly more ankle dorsiflexion.

Running shoes represent standing on a pillow and trying to lift.

Stop being retarded on purpose.

>>39287648
>shoes decompress

>toes fly out of shoes from the vacuum
>soles explode from depressurization
>oxygen masks hang down from laces
>10 toes total death toll
>ankles mourn for years
>kneecaps commemorate the day

>>39286301
fuku

>>39286395
I've got some bad news about lifting shoes for you, anonovich...

>>39288118
Haha. Funny because it's true. Can I save this picture?