>be me dosing off in room
>hear hysteric scream from kitchen
> oshititsthehamburgler.jpg
>rush out of room to investigate
> see mom holding my ZMA box in hand
>whats wrong? I ask her
>she starts shouting something about "il tell you whats wrong"
>she thinks its roidz
>try to explain to her what ZMA is but the redardation is too strong
> i end up having my gym membership suspended and most of my economical support from familiy removed since they now think they are supporting my raging royd cycle
>mfw i just wanted some vitamin b12 and magnesium in my diet but ended up being the black sheep of the family for a month
>living with mommy
/fraud/ here.
You should have fucking killed her bro.
Snapped that fucking bitch in half
SOME FIUCKING CUNT DID THAT TOO ME SHEBD BE FUCKING DSEAD
HDE;GAKHSER; GSK;EKA;SJEHGK;AJASEGNASKEG
reported for underage faglet
This is precisely why I keep print outs of container contents, method of action, etc for every supplement I own.
>mom found a container of creatine and bottle of yohimbine HCl in my pantry
>she starts yelling about it and asking if I'm on steroids
>say calmly "no, but I have nutritional information if you're interested"
>pull out a small stack of documents
>"anon, what is this?!"
>calmly show her research and proof that it isn't steroids
It sounds autistic but it's kept her from questioning me because she feels like I've done my research and something other just just my words soothes her mind.
>inb4 underaged
I'm 24 and live with my parents while pursuing an MS. It's easier financially.
>>39284879
Your mum is less hysterical than most if she actually bothered to read it and listen to your reasoning.
>>39284920
She doesn't read it, but she'll at least calm down if I have some kind of proof that it isn't steroids.
>>39284728
When you turn 16 get a job and save money so when you turn 18 you can move out and post here.
>>39284728
Your mom is a fucking cunt, you should go through some of her shit and pick things randomly and accuse her of using drugs.
Find some flour in the kitchen, tell her you need to talk to her about her cocaine habit.
>tried showing her the bottle
>was from mutant mass, so it had shit printed that said "get big" "get shredded" all over it
>some real Rich Piano shit going on
>so she only pointed to those in reply to my frantic arguing
She finally went out and searched on the bottle almost a month later, since she had hidden it away and suddenly decided to get rid of it
>i dont fucking know