You will never have an instagram gf

>>39276924

Why would you want a girl that posts semi naked photos of herself for men to jack off to, is that desperate for attention and validation?

Date a girl that looks good and doesn't use instragram retards

>>39276941

Cringe

>>39276924
Don't most women these days use instagram? Odds are if you get a gf you'll get an instagram gf

>tfw my gf only has 2k followers

is she ugly or something what's wrong with her

>>39276924
Not a bad thing. When they get older their insecurities won't be validated by strangers on the internet anymore. Then that's when they fall apart, and you'll be left to pick up the pieces. Find you a girl that looks like that, that dresses like that, but only for you.

>>39277013
She's ugly
She has basic bitch hair
Her makeup sucks
Her camera sucks
And she has no fashion sense

>>39276980

>most trashy skanks use instagram*****

>>39276970

Enjoy ur trash m8

t. guy dating qt314 girl that doesn't use any social media other than a not active facebook account

>>39276924
Thank God

>>39277017
>Find you a girl that looks like that, that dresses like that, but only for you.


While you're at it you should also find the lake ness monster or big foot

>>39277039
>qt314 girl that doesn't use any social media other than a not active facebook account


Show ugly is she

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>>39276924
i do

>>39277063
*So how ugly is she

Stupod phoen

>>39277053
I found her, and married her.

Gotta have somewhat ok looks backed up with a normal personality though.

Can you imagine how much time and effort it would require to date one of those self-centered whores who have been told all their life about how beautiful and perfect they are?

Jesus christ

>>39277085
If you already found her who is OP supposed to take? You ruined it for him

>>39277085
Wife goggles everyone

>>39277093
IT TAKES NO EFFORT
ITS A GAME FOR THEM THAT KEEPS THEM BUSY 24/7

INSTAGRAM IS JUST WORLD OF WARCRAFT FOR GIRLS YOU DUMBASSES

>>39277068
Kermit?

>>39277180
>Implying warcraft takes no effort

>>39277180
You're delusional as fuck if you think that it would take no extra effort to date these girls who know they are hot as fuck, have been told how hot they are all their lives, and have tens/hundreds of thousands of people online reaffirming how perfect they are every day

Can you even comprehend how big their egos are

>>39277238
in vanilla and BC it did, after that...

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>>39276924
>
I wouldn't want one

>>39277252
NO YOU ARE A LIL BITCH WHOS BEEN ON 4CHAN TOO LONG

ITS LITERALLY VIDEO GAMES FOR THEM

>>39276924
why would i want a female with obvious mental illness.
if you didn't realise im here to tell you...
not all attractive girls need to post endless photos of themselves for validation

>>39276924
Literally a cross between a twitchwhore and a 4chan janitor

>>39277068
What is it with these whores and Calvin Klein underwear? Nothing screams basic trash like CK underwear.

>>39276924
My gf's only social media is facebook. I know she isn't posting slutty shit or snapping chads.

Pretty comfy, desu.

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Is there a way to view private igs without following?

>>39276970
Seems reasonable to me m8

>>39279129
You can hack them. But you have to go in the back door and tap the mainframe. Only two people has ever done it. Just pray they never heard of norton antivirus....

>>39277180
Lol nigga u dum

>>39279162
I just want to peep some sluts pics

I know back in the day on Facebook you could do it with pics by changing the url haven't found a way to do it on ig yet

>>39277013
Only about 5% of the girls I know have over 1000 followers. A lot of the most attractive girls I know have ~500 or less

>>39279076
They're either hoping people will think its an actual professional modelling gig with ck so she can humbly correct them or that ck will see them and want to use their photos like they don't already have thousands of 10/10 models and celebrities to choose from

>>39277013
are you a teenager?

captcha: close road

>>39279076
according to the frames on the wall it is a modeling shoot
if not then god help anyone in proximity of that validation seeking hot piece of ass

>>39277013
Depends on her outreach and the hashtags she uses, how broad of a spectrum of people she relates with. If you can't advertise your page properly you won't get that many followers no matter how good you look (unless you temporarily go viral for some miracle reason). Of course good looks helps a lot but it's not everything not even on instagram.

>>39276941
Actually this. I've had Instagram gfs before, fucking hot but if they use social media to validate their existence you're not going to enjoy it

>>39276924
Who the fuck is this goddess, and where the hell do you turbo-niggers live where this is common?

I'm surrounded by trash here.

>>39279508

My gf

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I do though

>>39281243
that file name.
gtfo

>>39281243
spooky

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>>39281249
>>39281260
stay mad

>>39281243
>>39281302
she's cute. no chance in hell she's faithful, but if you don't care about that, more power to you.

>>39277256
t. never played legion

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>has Instagram

red flag

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>>39281302
She looks 14 or under in this picture bro

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>>39281318
lol mad virgin detected

>>39281365
she is 15 in that, 16 now

>>39281456
nah i had a cute instagram gf myself. not saying they're the same, but they are.

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>tfw no sabina gf

Having trouble seeing the point brehs.

>>39276924

those long ass fingernails are insta-turnoff for me

>>39281500
faggot

>>39281492
try being less ugly next time

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>tfw no Rachel gf
Why bother living

>>39281456
Underage banned

>>39281878
I'm 20

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>>39281702
feels bad man

>>39281918
>>39281702
fake tits

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>>39281929
lol no you have no idea how much of a difference a bra can do

Legit question, i know girls who actually don't have a lot of followers gets sponsor offers from different companies, but these girls are mostly "fitness" girls, don't know how it works with "models". So if a girl is fairly decent on followers, how much could she be earning?

>>39282112
they get money from a company for their ad. fitness girls usually only get free stuff, not any money girls like kendall and kylie jenner can get between 100k-300$k

>>39282146
Oh okay, i always wondered how profitable IG could be.

>>39279162
careful not to get backtraced

>>39282174
a lot of fitness girls also sell their shitty cookie cutter program to girls with low self esteem

>>39282187
That's right, all those "personal" trainers on IG with their diets and workout plans

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>mfw all of these instagram sluts eat the shit of Saudi princes in exchange for cash and clothes

>>39282244
Isn't that Lindsey Lohans job now?

>>39281965
She confirmed she has fake tits just look up on google

>>39281908
CнaD

>>39281243
i saved that pic, now she's mine

>>39282332
seems like you are right, had no idea

very good size

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>>39281929

>>39282244
I would too if I could desu

>>39281702
DELET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F6mGMdyb5Q

>>39281302
thats not your gf fagget

>>39282244
>Yfw discreet groups of chad thundercocks and jamal longdicks all run 12 hour nonstop trains on saudi princesses for big bucks

Welcome to reality anon.

>get fake ass
>become 'fitness' trainer
>roll in the dosh

I do though

And no.

Real talk guys. I'm going to start a fitness instagram page soon. I have experience with running a blog as I used to have 25k followers on tumblr (mostly chicks and mirin dudes) when I was 18. Besides powerlifting content and manwhoring pictures of myself what else could I do to succeed in the instagram world?

Had a few dates with this dime that used Instagram for her work. She had 18k followers, not sure if that's a lot.

Sure she was hot, but she was fucking crazy. So fake and delusional.

>>39282987

Join 2 years ago when it was poppin

Instagram is gonna fade soon

>>39282987
hashtags and tag instagram several instagram fitness account, like pure shredz and those, hop on roids, sell program

>>39282987

Good luck with that anon. Instagram is loaded with fucking fitness pages. They're all unique in some way or another. Not saying it won't succeed but it's going to take up a lot of god damn time to get yourself out there

>>39283018
lol no

>>39283018

Any ideas on what will replace it? I know I'm late to the party but I finally got a new phone that can handle it.

>>39283025
Sounds similar enough to tumblr. I can handle that. Thanks m8

>>39277013
My girl has a private instagram with about 400 followers and they're pretty much all people she went to school with or knows through family or my friends or whatever.
She made an account for her dog and it has like 20k followers lol.

>>39276924
>You will never have an instagram gf

Bro if I wanted to fuck something artificial, I'd wait until sexbots are a thing.

>>39276941
because she's hot, you will fuck her, and she doesn't have a reason to be unfaithful necesarily

>>39281320
Honestly, not having one is way more of a redflag unless she's over 30.

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I do

>>39283064
>she doesn't have a reason to be unfaithful necesarily
Not the point - self-esteem issues is a massive can of worms.

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>>39277039
>girl

>>39283076
She should get a bottle tan
A champagne-ish sparkly one

>>39283070
How so? It just means they're not interested in social media

I always assumed that having a VERY hot gf is basically foolproof because she can basically fuck whoever she wants anyway, so if she's staying with you means she's genuinely into you.

I've only had 1 gf my whole life so what do I know huh?

>>39283139
I tell her that all the time

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>>39283200
>me to the left
>you the the right
>implying she doesn't fuck me on the side
>"sorry anon but my head hearts, no sex today"

>>39282174
>>39282112
I have a few friends that get sponsor offers. Even the non fitness ones just get free shit plus discount codes to promote and not money. Usually something like 3 permanent photos on the IG page clearly promoting the company. At 15k, I started getting sponsorship emails. I have gotten offers where they say that my "discount code" being used during checkout will get me like 5% of the sale. Currently at 24k but I stopped using hashtags at 15k and don't post daily, so I don't get sponsorship emails anymore. Plus they probably realized an art account with no selfies isn't going to promote random products like fit tea.

One of my coworker's friends got his vacation to the Caribbean paid for if he kept promoting his work on IG with vacation pics (some stupid boutique clothing store). Pretty jealous of that.

>>39276970
All you retards are capable of saying nowadays is "cringe". Cringeworthy, I cringed so hard, cringe, cringe. Why can't you mongoloids stop being mere meme machines? Might want to grow a thicker skin and come up with proper replies instead of posting "le cringed so hard xD" every single time you see something you don't like.

>>39281302
shoo shoo /tv/

>>39283228
Retarded

>>39283128
i fully agree, but then again not all of them have self esteem issues, or deeps one at that since all women have at least some form of self esteem issues

>>39276924
>You will never have an instagram gf
>>39276924
>>39276924
>>39276924

GOOD

http://tagthesponsor.com/

They're all expensive whores anyways

>>39281243
one on the left is more thick tho

>>39281243
>>39281243
>>39281249
>>39281260
>>39281318
>>39282494

That's /tv/'s favorite pedo bait.

Fuck off to your board.

>>39277068
>framed pictures of designer brand logos

ur gf is a dipshit

>>39282987
Did you get any messages from thirsty hoes?

>>39281929
Confirmed virgin

>>39284821
Confirmed retard
She said so herself

>>39276970
>>39277013
>>39277068

cucks

>>39276924

The amount of makeup she has on is disgusting, I have to imagine her real face isn't that great. She is basically wearing a mask.

>>39284872
You can tell her real face is nice
You can't fake up good bone structure

>>39284834
Proof or shut the fuck up and neck yourself m8

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>>39284892
... Have you never seen Malificent?

>>39285130
Those are prosthetics
That bitch might be wearing a lot of makeup but definitely not prosthetics

>>39285110
She answered on snapchat
https://m.reddit.com/r/RachelCook/comments/47m6kc/rachel_qa_answers_on_her_snapchat_now/


Not all implants are huge sized retard

>>39285287
>Not all implants are huge sized retard

Another mistake by the medical industry, THANKS OBAMA

>>39284892

You can fake good bone structure, look up contouring.

>>39285322
I know what contouring is
I still say you can't fake good bone structure

>>39284892

I don't care about her bone structure, I care about her ruined skin due to consistent heavy make up usage.

Plus you can cover anything with enough makeup, you ever see that girl whose face was literally all acne and she spends like an hour and it's completely gone with makeup.

>>39285338
well, you're wrong.
thats the whole point of contouring.

>>39285338

???? That's why you contour.

>>39285349
This
If you pat her on the back of her head, there's about half a Kilogram of cosmetic product flying off
She's being the female equivalent to an overcompensating /fit/ manlet.

>>39285357
The point of countouring is to emphasize your already good bone structure
I have never seen people with shitty low cheekbones and no chin and huge noses pull it off

>>39285255
Yeah. Ok m8

>>39285349
That girl obviously takes care of herself O doubt she has bad skin

>>39285413
There's not even anything to question on that post

>>39276924

Don't get me wrong, would destroy, but is she wearing a mask?

>>39285393
No dude
If you paint a human face on a potato you can still tell it's a fucking potato

>>39285474

Grasping

>>39285480
Not at all
Just trying really hard to exemplify it with something simple cause it seems your brain can't grasp what I'm saying

Makeup is good for covering shitty skin giving you better coloring and making your features more interesting
But not for faking yer bones

>>39285503

>But not for faking yer bones

Okay man you keep thinking that, I'm a full blown faggot that regularly uses makeup to modify the way my bone structure looks, but you know better than me.

>>39285526
>>39285503

El Oh El

>>39277068
thanks for free fap xD

>>39285526
I'm an actual girl who has been around makeup for longer than you've been taking cock up your ass you little catamite bitch
And I also do have a bunch of gay friends and do actually hang out with actual drag queens. I am used to it so much it is probably why I am still able to tell what people look like under makeup

>>39285526
Yeah, because drag queen makeup always looks convincing.

>>39285588
>>39285526

You are both straight males making up bullshit.

>>39285588
ur a big guy

>>39276924
you right

Thank God

>>39285887
UUU

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>this lack of THICC

>>39276924
>instagram gf
what's the fucking point of that?

>>39276924

>have no idea what an instagram girl is
>friend talking about how he pays some girl on instagram for pictures

Is that what that is?

>>39283228
Not every human being has a lot of linguistic command. Some who feel or think a certain way just don't have the words to articulate themselves.

Or there just lazy and like shitposting

Don't stress man 4chan is isn't the premier place to get good insight.
It's a politically incorrect hug box.

>>39277013
My gf only has 172 followers but they are mainly friends of hers and she doesnt out slutty pictures up on it either

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>>39276924
Yes, I have and will have one again. I'm gorgeous

>goofy selfie posted

>>39277021
Someone is a jelly jelloz

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>>39289539
Ah, I realized I accidentally uploaded my meme. Well since we're here I'll upload my other meme. Will answer any questions about my meme making. TY