>gf's period is 2 days late

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>my hand is cramped

>>39267839

Go Casper mode breh. Leave the state and all your possessions behind.

>wasting your seed in the weaker sex

>not getting a vasectomy and fucking sloots left and right without ever having to worry
hahahahahaha

>>39267867
What the fuck are you suppose to waste in on? Tissues? Fleshlights? A man's anus?

>>39267875
>getting a vasectomy at 24

>>39267839
>tfw you don't take of yourself.

Wear a condom or >>39267867
unless in the deep recesses of your mind you are ok if one slips past the goalie.

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>not putting a ring on that and having a boatload of kids with her
Not gonna make it desu

>>39268377
Far left is my number 1

>>39268472
You are correct anon

>>39268377
3 1 5 4 dad

>>39268377
Breeding the entire ginger race back into existence. That's a good lad right there.

>>39268377
1 > 5 > 3 > 4

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>>39268377
Rolling for gf

>>39268510
le roll

>>39268510
1,2 baby come one

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>>39267886

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>>39268526

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>>39267886
>>39268533

>>39267839
2 days aint shit, get worried after 5+

>>39268510

Kek. Give me dubs.

>>39268510
big roll

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>gf has never even had a period

>>39268675
Is that Dan "Hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider?

>>39268687
It sure is Dan "Dry your tears, its for your career" Schneider

>>39268687
Actually, this is Dan "Catch me if you can, I hide em in my van" Schneider.

>gf's period is 2 years late
I'm not even kidding, thank god implants. Nutting inside all day everyday.

>>39268510
>tfw no superior pale ginger gf

>>39268510
Not the gremlin not the gremlin

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>>39268844
better luck next time faggot

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>>39268510
>We will never have beautiful red headed gfs

>>39267839
Read the sticky.

If you do, you'll realize this board is called /fit/.

Unless your going to bicep curl your newborn, fuck off.

>when your girl is 2 days late
>when she gets her period on the 3rd
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p2ddCRu6sls

>>39268510
5,6

>>39268510
anything but the fucking womanlet

>>39268510
KEK GUIDE MY COCK

>gfs period was 10 days late this month
>the when she calls you to tell you it finally came

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>tfw no gf

>>39271599

you forgot your feel, la

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>>39271613

>>39268510
Rollan for 7/8

>>39268377
Asian in the middle??

>>39268377

absolutely

R E C E S S I V E

Holy fuck.

The man is Rr and the women is rr.
Only a 50% chance of red hair

>>39268687
>>39268722
>>39268759
Gj

my gf told me she was two weeks late the day we broke up

>>39271752
Lol

>>39268863
I produced a beautiful red headed daughter.

Its an absolute nightmare.

My hair is dark but as an infant until aboit 12 i was a literal ketchup covered french fry.

My eyebrows and beard are still tinted red.

Fucking nightmare.

At the grocery store with with and red headed offspring.

Fucking cunt behind us in line talking to our <1 yr okd kid in carseat (were standing at front of cart)
>look at your pretty red hair
>youre so beautiful
>were do you get your red hair, your daddy doesnt have red hair

Was in military at the time.
Cant jump down the throat of some random bitch, might end up being a colonel's wife

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>>39268800
>mfw my friends try to tell me it's still not safe to nut in her even though she has an implant
Fuckers are just jealous I get to creampie

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>>39267839
>ex hasn't said anything in 2 months
>just posted halloween pictures with the new bf
>she looks happy

>>39268510
No pedo

>>39271774
Is it the copper one or hormonal implant?

Gfs a virgin and I'm going to be her first, but she's never been on bc before and pretty much scared of the hormonal ones.

Doesn't want a condom the first time we do it though, much to my protest. Wants to get on the copper implant first, any tips/advice?

>>39271796
I'm such a faggot

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Getting a girl pregnant is actually pretty hard, the egg is good like for a day every month and most sperm doesn't get past the uterus anyways.

>>39268510
>tfw ginger
>want to continue the race
>don't want kids

feels conflicted man

>>39268510
Rolling

>>39268865

woa woa, the sheriff is in town

>>39271845
In the same boat, so I understand your pain.

>>39268510
K

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>>39271950
I know the logical choice is not to form babby just because there's a chance they will have a pretty hair colour. That would be selfish. But still...

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>>39268510
big money, no whammies

>>39268510
roll

>>39268510

rolling for 1 praise be unto allah

>>39272690

re-rolling because zero get

1 get praise be unto allah

>>39272690
>>39272700

WHAT THE FUCK

re-re-rolling because 0 get and double 0 get

1 get praise be unto allah

>>39272023
The gene for being ginger is recessive, there'll always be gingers around even if the parents aren't ginger.

>>39268510
ROLLERINO 1

>>39271815
While you are close to correct, it doesn't mean anything

>5 successful impregnations with 3 women

>>39272023
make babbie or I kill your babbie

>>39272712
>tfw no gf even when joke on Internet

>>39268759
No it's "Beer can" Dan "If her age is on the clock she's ready for the cock" Schneider

>>39271765
Or you might have been GINGERED

>>39268377
>>39268510
>oldest one looks stunning
>youngest one looks retarded

And that's why you must marry them young, lads.
Would still fug the retarded one regardless.

>>39268510
Roll

>>39267839
Better break out the fresh orange juice anon. Get her drinking as much as you can.

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>>39267886
>wasting your seed in the weaker sex
Then get a /fit/ gf to give you a stong superbaby