>anon you're getting so fat! Time for you to go on a diet

>>39266733
y-you too

>>39266733

adi nahoo cyka

>>39266757
You got it all wrong, anon, it's "Idi nahooy suka"

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thx anon i needed this reminder.

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Why do you think I'm on a cut you bitch?

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Anon want milky

>>39266733
pashol von cyka

ti yesho meni budish gavarit pra "diet"?

smatri na siba, carova nishasnaya

*spits* idi nahui

But Tatyana, I'm fucking bulking

Bitch I'm like 10pounds lighter than you

>>39266809
But she's not even fat

>>39266733
I bet her pussy tastes likes hope.

>>39266841
shes thicc

also
>tfw speak Russian but dont know Cyryllic

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>you will never have a cute aryan Russian(?) wife that will wake you up with a sloppy blowjob, and a nice home-cooked breakfast
>you will never stick your black dick into her and produce cute peanut butter children

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>search Google for OP's pic
>come across pic related
>she's 12

>>39266733
Oh, OK honey. I heard about this great cutting diet called the 'Breast Feeding Diet', want to help me try it? :D

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>>39266857
i know EXACTLY this feel

>>39266733
Wow if I met someone that cared that much about me I'd be so lucky

>>39266846
>I bet her pussy tastes likes hope.
Nah. Strawberries. She tastes like strawberries. And she makes the cutest little quiet noises during sex, and when she comes, she holds onto you *so tight*, like twice as strong as you ever imagined, and you can feel every muscle in her little body quiver.

>>39266853

Me too.

Child of Russian parents living in not Russia?

>>39266949
don't reply to me ever again

>>39266956
Why Anon, am I making you *uncomfortable*?
>heads over to Pornhub
>searches for creampie vids of cute petite blonde blue-eyed Russian grils

>>39266853
>>39266952
My niggers. Can speak russian but can't read Cyrillic. Learning right now though.

>>39266733

ITS CALLED A BULK REEE

>>39266952
yeah in America

my parents are a mix of Georgian, Russian, Ukrainian, Polish, and German though

but pretty much we spoke Russian in the house

>>39267033
>tfw no time to learn
maybe this summer Ill try

>>39267086
>>39267033
Why would you want to learn it though?

>>39267092
I want to read Dostoevsky and Tolstoy and others in Russian

>>39266883

i didnt' get any of that. halp

>>39267100
That' a nice goal, cyrillic is not particularly hard, just a matter of learning alphabet, you'll be able to dig into the boringness that is War and Peace in no time

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Alishka, first you have to stop getting caught masturbating on chocolate men, can you do it? It's been 2 years, two fucking years.
Told you to not hang out with that friend of yours, Babushka.

>>39266733
cover up ur titties whore

>>39266733
i would live on water and whatever i can suck out of her ass

>>39266733
>overpriced sugar
>shit-tier prostokvashino
>kleyonka on both tables

I cannot and will not take advice from a pleb