>things you can do at the gym but not at a funeral

Dead lift

>>39263754
You can dead lift in a literal sense

>>39263754
kek

>>39263742
Jack off

Scream 'FEEL THE BURN' as the casket goes into the incinerator

>>39263769
That is the joke, yes.

Grunt and say, "wow that was a bitch, eh, mate?"

>>39263790
Leave.

>>39263742
One arm DB rows

>look everyone, anon lugged his lmao35LB dumbbells to grandpas funeral and is doing rows

hit the lunk alarm

>>39263742
take a selfie.

>>39263769
smart guy huh

not so smart after i've smashed your jaw on the pavement, fuckboyyy

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Things you can say to your gym partner but not your mom

>>39263811
Underrated

>>39263997
I'm making you come tonight

>>39263997
I'm going to smash your plates cunt

>>39263997
Wanna fuck my mom with me

>>39263742

hit on the receptionist.

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LIGHT WEIGHT BABY!

>>39264164
ugh. I know this is 4chan and shit, but that's really poor taste.

>>39263997
I love you.

>>39263997
you've gotten really big.

>>39264212
kek

>>39264193
>>>/reddit/

>>39264164
full points

>>39264193
Were you the guy in the casket or something? lol

>>39264193
>ugh.

>>39264193
don't reply to me again

>>39263742

Curls in the squat rack

>>39264246
>guy

It's obviously a kid

>>39264255
> sorry I used an onomatopoeia

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>>39264164

>>39264266
faggot

>>39263997

No homo.

>>39264272
>hmph wrong neighborhood kiddo
*sneers*
*cuts you in half with my katana*

>>39264193
The execution was bad but there's a very good joke in there.

>>39263742
Cry

>tfw dead inside

>>39264306
What are you fags talking about? That was one of the most perfect jokes I've ever heard on this unoriginal site. You literally cannot add anything or take away anything without ruining it completely

>>39264124
kek

>>39264344
>That was one of the most perfect jokes I've ever heard on this unoriginal site

Thanks famalam, but it wasn't that good

give fitness advice to people who are in bad physical shape

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Things you do to hype yourself up for a 1 rm that you can't do during sex

>>39263997
Can i be power bottom

>>39263997

>I need you to help me get this one up

>>39264392
Warm up on a smaller one

>>39264392

Snort creatine

>>39264392
Yell and scream and cover my chest in chalk

>>39263742
Post event gay shower sex

>>39264392
SQUAT PLUG

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>>39264164

Screaming "LIGHTWEIGHT BABY! AINT NUTTIN BUT A PEANUT" while carrying out your dutys as a pallbearer.

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>>39264411
check'd and kek'd

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Exercise that can be mistaken for positions in the kamasutra

>>39264193
get out

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LOWER FAGGOT

>>39264567

Squats with a spotter

>>39264567
lat pulldowns with a spotter sitting on your lap.
donkey calf raises

>>39264164
is that a manlet coffin?

>>39263997
>
CMON BITCH DYEL?

>>39264212
4 u

>>39264791
Yeah, he was KEK'D to DEATH by a CHAD SQUAD

>>39264812
>>39264812
I meant KEK'D

>>39264826
>>39264826
Holy shit we cant say c u c k? ahahahahahahahahaha nice one

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>>39264411
Kek.
Also nice dubdubs

>>39264841
cuck

>>39264812
>>39264826
>>39264841
LOL!

>>39264411
Hahahaha

>>39263811
Omg how weak are ya

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>>39264791

>>39264193
kys

>>39264567
good mornings

>>39264567
box jump

>>39264791
Lol

"Leave humanity behind, faggot. Come on!"

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KILL IT

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Things you'd find in a /fit/izen's room and in a kinky shop

>>39265624
Squat Plug

>>39263779
>casket
>incinerator
what gym do you go to?

>>39265666
Wtf? Squatting is a kink now?

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>>39265624
Bumpier the better they say

>>39265813
BDSM accessory

>>39264841
cuck

>>39264344
this seems like a copy pasta

>>39263997
You're alive

>>39263790
only funny if youre a pallbearer and you start saying motivational zyzz shit to the other guys and then groan like you just reached a new PR on squats when you set the casket down

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>>39264204