/fit/ humor

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Not another one.../fit/ sucks at humor

>>39263040
If I wanted humor I'd just ask you how much money you made last year.

>>39263075
>>39263040
if i wanted humour

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>>39263132
>>39263144
If I wanted humor I'd just upload this picture.

if a ask your max humour i'd just wanted rep for your one

The "this is anons room"
"he is into bodybuilding"
Those threads always give me a kek.

>>39263040
The only person getting a laugh out of this is that fag(s?) who keeps posting leg day and protein farts images. Anything unrelated to that is old /fit/ posts we've seen hundreds of times.
Please let these threads die so we can produce/find some fresh /fit/ funnies.

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>>39263040
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Chad. To me, being a Chad was better than being President of the United States. Even before I first read Starting Strength, I knew I wanted to be a part of them. It was there that I knew that I belonged. To me, it meant being a sick cunt in a gym that was full of dyels. They weren't like anybody else. I mean, they did whatever. They maxed out without reracking their weights. In the summer, when they slammed Stacey with her yelling rape, nobody ever called the cops.

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>>39263169

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>>39263040

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>>39263216

If I wanted to laugh I'd ask for your picture.

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>>39263320
kill yourself

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shit thread as always baka op

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Why /fit/? Why is there always a guy spamming unfunny pictures in these threads??? Why won't you go away
I miss old /fit/...

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>fart jokes

It's like all the funny /fit/izens made it and stopped posting here years ago

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Only non-dyels will get this.

>>39263651
only non-faggots will get this

When you posting on 4chan and somebody protein farts their post for multiple buzz kill combos.

>>39263651
what happened to his scalp?

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>>39263040

>>39263679
Brain insertion

>>39264765
>"leg curls"
>it's leg extensions

>>39264856
>leg extensions
still 5'9"

if i wanted humor i'd just ask for your

i read these threads hoping it's one faggot ironically spamming all this fucking retarded unfunny shit. i hope that's the case because if it's not, you belong on facebook

>>39264900
Only good reply in this thread.

2016 /fit/ please kys Im out for a long time, cunts...

>>39264974
Time to go back to re.ddit dyel.

If I wanted humor, I'd ask what your 1 rep maxes are

>>39265025
Underrated.

>>39265025
get this hothead out of here

>>39265025
Fucking kek

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>>39265027
pls

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>>39263544
Oh man I cried

If I wanted humor, I'd just go to CBT

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>>39263040
Jesus fucking Christ /fit/ memes are the worst
> maybe brain-dead meathead stereotype is right
> Kek has entirely skipped muh board
feels bad man

>>39267104
Go back to facebook then you fucking fag

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>>39267104
Fuck off newbitch dyel.

Anyone got the webm with the guy sumo deadlifting with his mates fuckin around in the background

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>>39267104
this shit is not /fit/ humour dude. There were great ones back before whatever nonsense this 9gag tier shit invaded the board

/r/ing implying I grill for lifts

>>39267275 here
on second thought, >>39263211 is good. the facebook memes have to stop though

>It's another /fit/ "humor" meta-ironic shitposting thread

This should be a ban-worthy offense, also saged.

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>>39267649

>>39263075
Dumb anime poster

>>39267864
stupid ass trip, do you know where you are you homo sex?

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>>39263250
underrated

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i've got some ancient shit

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>>39267941

>>39263040
>This thread

I'm fucking dying

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>>39267948

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>>39267986
>those gay as fuck tripfags

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>>39268002

>>39263040
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little DYEL? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Powerlifting and I’ve been involved in numerous World Records in Strongman, and I have over 2000lbs total. I am trained in Olympic lifts and I’m the top Squatter in the entire USA. You are nothing to me but just another skelly. I will tire you the fuck out with stamina the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Fitness Celebs across Youtube and your lifts are being kek'd at right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your progress. You’re fucking mirin, brah. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can lift over 1000kg, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in form and explosiveness, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the World Weightlifting Federation and I will use it to its full extent to blow your miserable little lifts out of the water, you little DYEL. If only you could have known the amount of gainz painz your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn Auschwitz . I will shit protein all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking tiny, kiddo.

>>39264765
thats really offensive to disabled people brah im in a wheelchair and thats not funny at all you are an inconsiderate cunt

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>>39267864
Daily reminder this is what SOL INVICTUS/CUTE TOMATO looks like.

This is the faggot insulting you, and giving out fitness advice.

Make sure to save this pic and never let him forget what a faggot twink he is whenever he posts.

>>39267986
>>39267998
>>39268002
Trust a guy who has to have a different name on an ANONYMOUS image board to post the GAYEST shit in this thread.

Standard.

>>39268187
I want to rub my dick around those rosy lips

>>39267291
Its irony fuckhead. It sucks but they dont really think its funny

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>>39267864

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>>39267939
you have the greentexts people had for their response to the scene where captain america bicep curls a helicopter?

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>>39267941
Jesus fucking christ I'm not even joking this is the worst humor thread I've ever seen on /fit/

Begone reddit fags

>>39268548
its ironic bro

*flicks keffiyeh over shoulder*

>>39268590
what the fuck man

>>39268590
I keked sir. Well done, you saved this thread for me!

>>39268590
He thinks it was the clapping and not that he is a sociopath.

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>>39268548
/fit/ used to make me lol. now i just cry.

this is by far the worst thread i have ever seen, its 9gag level humor fuck off

>>39268548
I think he might be taking intentionally bad photos from a shit gym memes facebook page

>>39268590
fucking americans

>>39263544
Dat pelvic tilt

>>39268590
>my relationship ended because of clapping
For me it was the clap ;_;

>>39268866
>>39268563
>>39268548
>all these retards cant recognize post-ironic memes

Kill yourselves my friends.

>>39268177
Funniest post in this whole thread

This thread was shit, until it was filled with dumb fucking protein fart memes. That meme is so fucking normie, that it became funny just because of the sheer volume.

>>39268448
Does anyone have sauce on this? He's really cute.

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>>39268548
>>39268563

>>39269380
> Posting unfunny shitty memes on purpose,
doesn't chalnge the fact they're awful, you wanna be hipster

>>39269512
Read the thread, cockhead.
He posted in /soc/
That pic is SOL INVICTUS/CUTE TOMATO, a faggatronic tripfag who loves cock, was molested by his uncle and spends his days alternating between taking loads up the wigamazoo and sucking cock all the while, NOT LIFTING.

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>>39269827

>>39269849
These stopped being funny after the Protein Fart one.
That was so forced that even though its picking up traction it will never truly be a meme.
It will be stuck at Milhouse tier at best.

The rest of these are not funny, not even ironically.

Stop posting, we all know you are a /b/ or /r9k/ faggot who has come here and done his first week of fuckarounditis and accomplished nothing, so you hang out trying to find the one quick secret to getting 6 pack abs all the while posting shit memes and pretending you are doing it post ironically when really it's just sad and pathetic.

Take a long, hard look at yourself.

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>>39269862

>>39263132
Last year i made about 3300$

I find it funny myself

>>39269880
reddit /gymmemes/ pls go and stay go

>>39268590
I find this funny, normally its the girls that all the time invent something retarded to fuck with your head. This time its the other way around...

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>>39269955

>>39270028
this kills the seids

>>39263040
Holy shit I think Powerlifting 'meme' motivation gets all their "humour" here. they are so fukken stupid.

>>39268548
Wtf is your 1rm like 5kg? lol

>>39263170
If I humor I'd max your one ask rep

>>39269135
underrated post

t. an American

>>39270085
What the fuck are these on about now?

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>>39267953
>I'm fucking dying
SOMEONE GET THIS MAN TO A DOCTOR!!

IF I WANTED HUMOR I WOULD ASK FOR YOUR TOTAL AMOUNT OF FRIENDS

>>39270598
You, I like you.

>>39270646
can i upvote this twice?

>>39269862
Fuck off newbitch. Go be dyel somewhere else.

>>39263040

If I wanted humor I'd go look in /plg/

>>39270074
what's wrong with this one?
seem like precise low cost weight; 3 / 5 / 10 based on available barells

188 litres is obvious bullshit, but can't see he said it on the screenshot

>>39263040
>shit done quickly, leading to horrible form

yeah it's #crossfit alright

have I travelled back to 2010

>>39263250
>>39263235
>>39263320
these are behind so many layers of irony they're funny again

>>39263177
I find bats funny/cringe 50/50 bro split
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-m8xA8AfCg8

>>39270577
It's a comic about a verbose trans child and its misadventures with acceptance and love beneath the hobnailed heel of the patriarchy.

>>39270890
came here to say this

>>39272841
Literally got my mom to drive me to the Apple Store and buy me a new Mac so that I could come to this page and say this.

Anyone have the Alfred talking about making it from Batman where he's talking to the grave?

If I wanted one rep maxes I'd just ask for your humor.

>>39274398
If I wanted to know the biggest joke that went over your head I'd ask for your OHP 1 rep max

>>39274455
If I wanted to see the greatest thing that ever came out of your mom I'd just go to ratemypoo.com and go to MilfWhore'sShit profile and sort submissions by highest rated.

>>39263040

My one rep maxes are abysmally low, particularly my squat.

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haha, i love this one

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this one cracked me up

>>39263211
Underrated

>>39268356
I'm aware fuckhead, ironic shitposting is still shitposting, any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will find themselves in the company of idiots, etc etc

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>>39275619

>>39263132
60k, it was my first year out of college. Is that good?

>>39276166
Good if you live in Cleveland Ohio

>>39268548
>doesn't understand ironic humor
get out

>>39263211
Very underrated.

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>>39276210
Ironic humour is literally something only 16 year olds enjoy.

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>>39276704
>I am intimidated by sophisticated satire.

>>39265027
> lmao1pl8 squat
> DOMS

how?

>>39276230
wasn't expecting that

>>39273133
This is a magical thing to read.
Best sceencap.
10/10

Of you havent seen this yet, read it.

Youll love it, I guarantee it

Anyone got that webm of the 3 guys doing dead lifts. The one in the front is doing them correctly while the two behind him are fucking around.

>>39276836

My first day in the gym I squatted 95 LBs and had DOMs.

Do you guys not lift or something, or just have zero memory?

t. 445 1 rep max

>>39278406
you get DOMs from inactive muscles being strained in any way past what they normally would handle. Whether that is 45 pounds or 450 pounds. DOMs goes away once you're consistently doing that weight.

>>39276210
I get ironic humor but I just hate how overused these specific memes are these have literally been posted like 50 times by now and overtime people who are just seeing them for the first time think its fucking hilarious but after like the third time it got pretty old

>>39273133
this is some fucked up shit i had such a good laugh yet stil i dont get why did his sister had a better time.
im not from US, what ymca when they let their hair down? what is he talking about?

>>39279699
Well, his sister wore a sports bra and tight shorts so she obviously enjoyed every minute of going underwater.
She also tried to pull up her hair, but the doctor said no. He also was in on and off school so he didn't shower and apparently neither did she.

>>39276210
Nigger you don't understand humor. If you're posting a picture that you do not find funny, but pretend like it is, then it is just pure irony and not ironic humor. Ironic humor is were the irony is what makes it funny, like when a truck carrying tires gets a flat tire.

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>>39267864
Hey, this is old pic. Like over a year old I think. He could have gotten swole in the meantime and shaved this gay haircut. Probably not tho.

>>39276230
10/10 keked my head off

>>39267964

Poor trucrypt

Thyme was a bitch

I loved when he called out zyzz

>>39268590
how the fuck is this in any way /fit/ related?

/r/ing the dude trying on his sisters panties/that thread when everyone copied him

>>39263235
I'd see this on my fb newsfeed
Gud shit, mayn

>>39269862
Shitpost this man (?) to kingdom fuck lads

>>39276230
Jesus I'mnot sure if this is breaking new ground or just taking a giant shit all over itself

>>39268590
Typical American.

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>>39263040
Everytime

>>39265357
how new are you?

>>39280560
kek'd

>>39276210
>shitposting ironically is still shitposting

Man this thread started good but then their was no more protein fart jokes and I've stopped laughing.

I've paid for 4chan Pass, I deserve more than this as a paying customer.

>>39270028
I don't like the filename