YOUR GIRLFRIEND FALLS INTO THE GORILLA ENCLOSURE WHILE YOU'RE AT THE ZOO AND THIS GUY SLAPS HER ASS, WHAT DO YOU DO?
>>39246297
how much do I love her?
>>39246297
>>39246310
Don't you dare look at me in that tone of voice, Anon!
Take my dick out
>>39246354
WHAT, what? USE YOUR WORDS!
>He thought his reply was good enough to be its own thread
>>39246385
>>39246422
Leave her to him, I don't trust thots anyway
>>39246405
>tfw too intelligent to understand satire
Put that bitch down myself before harambe the second gets wasted
>>39246297
>jump in
>turn into a turret
>kill ape
>get play of the game
>realize who i am
>>39246297
Leave her to die