Good gym feels

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>gym secretary says anon called to book the squat rack 3 months ahead of time
>i tell her to tell him im not here

can i use my american express platinum benefits for no appointment access to the squat rack at the gym or is that reserved for black card members only

>>39245779
>I spoke to management about adding a stationary curl bike
>they just unpacked and set it up today

>>39245779
>buy platinum membership
>now have the right to slam the weights as loudly as I want without disapproving stares from DYELs

>>39245857
Use your flex account

>gym brought in new titanium ultra-circular plates

>>39245857
Try and pay cash under the table.

The gym inspector knows the score

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>>39245779
>accidentally increased squat weight by 20 lbs instead of 10
>lifted it anyways

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>gym manager invites me to his office
>tells me hes very happy with my numbers this quarter
>busts out a small mirror with lines of creatine on it to celebrate

feels good man

>>39245915
My old gym had those, mine kept rolling away.

But some chink lanky made a dead lift car

>>39245779
>some asshole left all the negative plates on the roof again
>use a ladder to grab them and slowly descend with -45lbs of fun

>as part of the new Squat Plug Premium™ package the squat boy lubricates your rectum with protein oil

>gym manager decided to decorate the gym for Halloween
>zombielifted 4pl8 for reps

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>go to gym
>secretary hands me a present that the gym manager left for me
>it's a brand new double squat plug

Can't wait to use it together with my gym bro!

>>39245915
My gym just bought in some new 8 sided hex plates

>gym supervisor said he'd put a good word in with the gym executive in order to get my toilet and shower pass renewed for half price

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>tfw poor and the gym I go to has ancient regular iron plates that are becoming rusty

>>39246814
>zombielift
>not undeadlift

>>39249066
>Not wanting those extra oxide gains

>>39245970
why does that picture hit so close to home

>>39249066
>tfw no iron plates

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>Feel like I'm going to pull a muscle if I keep going
>do one more set
>don't pull a muscle

>>39246060
Lol

>>39249098
>tfw plastic pl8s filled with sand

>>39245779
>receptionist tells me she's happy with my time keeping between sets
>lets me use my right arm for curls as well

>finally passed the gym keepers' riddle today