Fit cringe/humor thread

if I wanted a cringe thread I would have asked for your one rep max

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>>39242741
good joke lol

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this guy

he does all of that fucking cringy shit and makes fucking pointless videos about nothing aka "motivation" videos
>do what you want to do
>i mean fuck the haters, right?
>do what you want
>achieve your goals
>and you will achieve your goals

this shit is so fucking retarded i want to punch him in the face every time i see a video like this. He can't even describe his workout or an exercise but people are following him on social media because he is roided to hell and back and those morons believe they can get same body because they've watched his motivational video where he pretends to tear up

>>39242751
Can some smart anon counter the strawman in pic related?
I know it's a shit comparison but I can't articulate why

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The joke is ill never get a grill like her

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https://plus.google.com/u/0/collection/k4zQNB

>muh #ironlife DYELs

>>39243076
>No filter
no shit dude
really no filter
so shredded

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>>39241984
Ah yes being an annoyance to others at the Gym, very good very good.

>>39243006
Yeah, Bradley Martin is getting fucking annoying.
At first it was kinda interesting watching all the stupid shit he did.

But he's scum, marketing a bunch of shit while on roids. I am 90% sure he doesn't even eat the food he posts in pictures. He just lies about it.

>>39243006
His motto should be "DO ROIDS"
fucking natty 230+lbs my ass

>>39243006
Don't know why you all so mad. He never claims natty. Much better than juicing cunts that claim natty and repeatly defend it.

>>39243323
>>39243534
Im not acusing him of roids because that's pretty obvious. My point is that he gets away with retarded bullshit "motivational" speeches or meme routines just because he is big and lean.

For comparsion look at Blaha. Although he has knowledge about lifting, knows his shit in and out and really wants to help people he gets mocked just because he was cucked by genetic lottery and he looks pretty bad for internet standards.

>>39243828
That was pretty obvious the whole time

>>39243055
Im not sure what you mean. Thats not a strawman argument, its just pointing out a fact.

If you want to call it a shitty comparison, sure, theres plenty of reasons such as: pizza delivery companies having to compete for your business and drivers working for tips, where police get paid the same regardless; rioting in certain neighborhoods forcing police to not respond to calls in certain neighborhoods (looking at you, chicago) or severely delaying response times to ensure officer safety (sometimes til the next day); efficiency differences (pizza delivery, while not always a well oiled machine, is way more organized and efficient than a 911 call center can ever dream of being without a severe overhaul.

Again, i just think its a humorous observation, not a strawman argument

>>39241984
Why does lifting attract so many awkward cunts?

>>39244142
It doesn't require human interaction.

>>39241984

That's pretty annoying though.

Also not enough monologues about protein and the BBC.

If you want some real /fit/ humor go to Frank Yang's channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDnzgOjJqtY

>>39243063

You wanna fuck her but you don't want a girl like that. She's not worth keeping just because of the maintenance.

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>>39244159
that's deep, man

>>39242741
WHOA NELLY

>>39242741
If I wanted humour I would kerbstomp your nan

>>39241984
I'd be annoyed if some awkward beta tried filming me when I'm working out

>>39241984
>There is a Chinese guy in my gym who wears a minion shirt and shorts, and does sideways dumbbell Nazi salutes and machine exercises
>There is a girl who was on her feet and hands in a bridge shape with their bellies up. who would pussy thrust a leg machine
>There is an old lady who could probably bench twice what I do
I need a home gym

>>39243534
you are literally a 150lb skinnyfat faggot with nipple piercings that claims that normies think youre aesthetic

why the fuck do you trip? you are in awful shape

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>>39241984
Cringe belongs on redit.
try /r/fitness or something

>>39241984
>Not grilling at the gym

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pawuWiutyYs

Good luck

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=viQnHOXyqEg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBdpIED2-ok

this was 10/10 cringe.

>>39246498
Buff dude with good form does weighted chins - where's the cringe?

>>39246498
>>39246625
this, where's the cringe?

>>39243055
It sounds like childish bitching to me.

>>39243006
Before he got really popular in the fitness community, he was alright, now it's a lot of bullshit and stupid shit about arm day or leg day or some shit like that

>>39246625
No cringe, but a stretch to call them weighted. His legs have atrophied and the chair weighs about 35 lbs. If he was 180 lbs body weight non parapalegic, he's definitely lifting under that. Maybe 130, 140

Stil

>>39243906

Fair enough.

>>39243906

That isn't why Blaha gets mocked.

>>39246498
>bending his legs

none of those counted.

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>>39243906
>unironically mentioning Blaha

LO fucking L. Dudes a joke. Better information out there given by stronger people who actually look like they lift.

>>39243006
I just want to see him do more egolifting shit. stupid people doing egolifts with shit form is dumb. seeing him do squats on a hoverboard with good form is something else entirely, and is really why I ever watched him at all.

>>39243906
>For comparsion look at Blaha. Although he has knowledge about lifting, knows his shit in and out and really wants to help people he gets mocked just because he was cucked by genetic lottery and he looks pretty bad for internet standards.

Kys dipshit

>>39241984
fuck he's such a loser and he doesnt even know it

>>39244142
We lift to compensate autism.

>>39243076
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39244108
autism

>>39241984
OP this dude is truely an alpha CHAd so outgoing

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>>39246519
>https://plus.google.com/u/0/collection/k4zQNB
this is davids corner

>>39246534
he's just moving in the direction of the hits

>>39241984

>go to the gym
>steak boy has been sacked
>replaced with a vegan
>have to eat tofu

>>39243055
If you are in an emergency, the police will arrive at your place way faster than a pizza
If you don't live in a big city, the police will take some time to arrive, but the pizza won't even deliver at your place

This isn't a strawman argument, it's just false information based on the illusion that police is slower than pizza deliveries, that illusion itself being based on the fact that waiting for police is usually way harder since you're in trouble, so time seems longer.

>>39246625
he can walk
using the wheelchair as his weighted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj4hbrVgVY8

i dont understand these sand slippers