/good feels/

>>39235885
FUCK SHES SO FUCKING HOT FUCK

That may be the most attractive woman

>>39236875
that's my gf

>take a shit
>No blood on toilet paper
Things are looking up!

Girlfriend's friends said to her "wow, anon looks different" and when asked why they said "he looks... bigger"

>>39236900
lier, that's my gf

>>39236922
"you should see the size of my shits"

>>39235885
>On a cut at work
>Grill co-worker walks past and begins conversation
>Then randomly asks "have you lost weight?"
>"Errr no I just washed this shirt today so it sits a bit differently"

Fuck me. I guess the cut is working tho so thats ok.

>tfw cutting and getting swole won't cure my autism

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>ask a girl if she's using the deadlift platform (she was using something next to it)
>smiles and happily says no
>don't say anything to her after that and get my deadlifts done
>go to sleep that night imagining life together
>will make sure to go next week at the same time with the hopes of bumping into her again

>>39236938
angie has a lot of bfs

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I only get 'mired by dudes when I do deadlifts or shrugs. Women don't notice or just don't say shit.

>tfw when only white guy in all black gym
>tfw you out lift 95% of your gym
>tfw you know you need to find a better gym but 10 dollars a month

(Inb4 planet fatness, I go to my local Y)

>>39236900
Name? I think she went to my school...

>>39235885
>gym session at uni gym yesterday, it's pretty small but it's got everything I need for a workout
>not a whole lot of people, even less girls
>chest day is best day
>on Greg Plitt's MFT28 program so I'm doing some pretty obscure exercises
>minding my own business, doing bodyweight flyes (2 ez bars on the floor and you roll them in a fly motion)
>inbetween my sets, my buddy walks over and tells me the whole gym was looking at me and they were mirin' hard , even the coach
They probably never saw that exercise and were thinking wtf is this faggot doing, still feels britty gud having everyone"s eyes on you

>>39235885
>wow anon you give the best hugs, your body is really firm and theres a perfect spot for my head between your pecs
and then she moved

>>39237985
angie varona

>>39237977
Is there a Crunch Fitness where you live? $10 a month and pretty decent

>>39235885
Girl look at that bod.

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She's starting to look trailer trash old.

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>Fucked an escort tonight
>Made her bleed because I was too big for her >Wasn't being rough at all and even had a bit of lube

Feels good I guess. Kind of a waste of money though since I didn't get to bust in those walls.

>>39238092
You feel good because you hurt a girl? Tf is wrong with you.

>lift at home
>usually browse /fit/ between sets
>change it up today and lightly tidy between sets instead

I know it's obvious and simple, but I feel like I've just cracked some sort of code and achieved a higher plane of existence.
All the cluttered areas like bookshelves where shit piles up and gets disorganised, the spots that are too annoying to sort out when you're doing the big 'vacuum every nook and cranny' clean, the spots that are too small to bother dedicating time to tackling them on their own, so they just end up being forever cluttered. Finally they're tidy, and now I have a recurring appropriate-length pocket of time I can efficiently dedicate to keeping them that way.
You don't know what this means to me...

>>39238092

Escorts fake blood all the time.

>>39238172
They hide a packet of ketchup in their pussy?

>>39238191

Yup

>>39238172
>fake blood
As in she had a packet of fake blood hiding in her vagina or she lied about bleeding?

There was blood all over my dick and the bed so it wasn't the latter.

>>39238168
>You feel good because you hurt a girl?
Yes
>Tf is wrong with you.
A lot

>>39235885
I was out with two Chinese fob girls who kind of had broken English that my coworker brought
>"you have a really good size, perfect"
>"I think a guy who rides motorcycle is really good, sexy"
>"are you single?"
>"I want to date American guy"
The way I responded to the girls' comments probably made them think I was gay by the end of the night

Then I went to pick up my helmet from my ex gfs place (I left it with her roommate) and she saw me (haven't seen her in about 6 months) and she tried to make some friendly talk with me then started crying. She runs off for a bit then comes back and just hugs me. Then she starts crying while I'm hugging her.

Now I am at home alone on /fit/ about to sleep and wake up for another day of work.

>>39237977
>only get mired for squats
>only complimented by older powerlifting manlets
>once complimented by high test grill for stepping out of the rack without a spotter
>tfw my squats aren't even impressive

But last night, as soon as I entered the gym, a bb guy stopped me and asked me how many pull ups I can do, because he was impressed by the weighted ones he saw me do last week. Finally... felt good, man.

>>39238168
Some of us need to inflict pain on others to feel relief from the constant self loathing.

It's the only time I am ever at peace.

>>39238196
You probably just scraped one of her pussy-scabs off.

Some girls have their entire vaginas full of them

Went to the gym for first time today. Didn't spill spaghetti everywhere

>tfw just got back from another date with a cute, successful Chinese girl
>she is getting two degrees, has one already, owns a business, and is a qt
>seems really keen on visiting me more frequently than I have been
>gave her a kiss before I left

She said I could "stay the night on the couch or something" since I was tired, but I dont want to move things to fast. I don't care for casual sex, but I do like emotionally intimate sex. I think next date I'll take it all the way.

>>39238290
Yellow fever traitor

>>39238068

The hell are you talking about, she could still pass as 20

>>39238548
You're right. I was wrong.

>>39238290
>I don't care for casual sex
what do you think is the quickest time she has gone from meeting to fugging someone? 15 minutes? 5 minutes? But you want to seem like you like putting up with less pleasure or having it slow dripped like a cuck - then you will be - whilst having the maximum drama (read: value) extracted from you.

>>39238274
Proud of you man. I can't go back to my local gym after I hurt myself and didn't go back for a few weeks, only to forget to pay my tab and I've been too scared to go back and just pay them the 30 bucks I owe.

>>39238212
I hope this happens to me some day.

>>39238525
Normally I like black girls so I figured /pol/ would consider this an improvement.

>>39238600
Who knows, and desu who cares? I personally don't like casual sex, it's cheap and empty. If she does then why do I care? I'm broke as shit compared to her, she's getting some fancy luxury car from her parents and they pay her 1500+ in bills a month. I can't give her shit but my company and a ride.

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>>39238632
>Normally I like black girls so I figured /pol/ would consider this an improvement.

>gymbro that inspired me to lift and that I always looked up said I looked bigger than him for the first time today

The student has become the master

Got a gym membership today.

My roommate is pretty swole and goes to the same gym,so, lets see how this goes.

>>39238068
So far past her prime it hurts

>>39237219
Kek

>>39235885
>Be at my shitty accounting job.
>Qt co-worker keeps staring at me
>Whenever I look at her she quickly looks away
>Catch her the 4th or 5th time
>"What?"
>"Oh nothing, you just look really handsome today. If you like a girl today would be the best day to ask her out"
>Ok, thanks.

>>39238617
Tell them that life got hectic and you forgot. They won't care as long as you settle up.

>>39239012
she is asking you to ask her out.

>>39239012
Autism intensifies.

>>39236906
I know this feel.

>>39238092
She was on her period idiot.

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>>39239012
masterfully played my chad

>>39237977
>YMCA weight room gets overrun by blacks
>iktf

Gf posted a video of me dancing shirtless with a horse mask, bunch of girls ask her "who's that buff guy?"

>>39239859
I'm stealing this fucking pepe

>>39237703
It's kinda funny you say this. Because I do the same thing when on cuts. I deny losing weight. Idk why, it's fucking ridiculous to not just say it, but I do the exact same thing.

>>39238632
Everybody would consider it an improvement. Not just /pol/

>>39239012
Should've just said, "oh."

>>39239932
its all yours my friend

>>39238252

What the fuck?

>>39237703
>>39239938
I do it because when you aren't obese, admitting to losing weight, or worse purposely losing weight, just invites a ton of "why are you losing weight oh my god youre already so skinny you have an eating disorder" stuff.

>>39239397
>>39239570
>>39239859
>>39239948

I don't know, she had kind of a boyfriend at the time, and I was secretely banging another chick from work.

We were close friends and jokingly flirted, I would tickle her or pull her hair (she loved it) when she passed by, she would massage my shoulders when we were looking at some shit on my computer.

When I changed jobs we organised a good bye dinner, she sat next to me and spent the whole night smiling at me with her hand on my thigh. I think that night she wanted the D, but I was still with the other chick. We still talk from time to time.

>>39240104
She obviously wanted the dick. Good on you for not helping her be a cheating piece of shit. Too many great women that I start talking to end up have a boyfriend. Ghost those sluts instantly.

>>39239910
SiR?

>>39235885
motivation? sure.

>you will die someday
>between now and when you die, anything and everything you do is pointless because nobody will remember you, i.e. all your actions are pointless

are you motivated yet?

>>39240209
Thanks r/atheism

>>39240104
You obviously aren't an alpha male.

>>39240209
>baby's first existential crisis
The next step is refining it. Your life isn't meaningless because it will be forgotten, but rather because it has no effect on the outcome of the Universe. Regardless of the path you take, the Universe always ends in heat death/singularity of run exact same nature.

>>39240401
How can entropy be reversed?

>>39240382
I guess I'm not. I'm a normal dude who likes monogamous relationships and to have fun when I'm single.

>>39240368
More like r/justneckbeardthings

>>39240429

It can't. Eventually matter will lose it's cohesion when the universe gets so big that the particles drift away from one another.

>>39238196
Are you an idiot? She didn't tear (that really doesn't cause much bleeding, happens to my girlfriend once in a while), she started her period and blamed it on you. If she told you the truth, you wouldn't have paid so she lied.

You got played mang

>>39240541
Better ask Multivac.

>>39240209
>not wanting to become a strong role model for your future children just like your parents and grandparents were for you
or do you come from a dysfunctional household?

>>39237865
Same thing here. Walking around in a Singlet today with tonned as fuck arms showing. Getting mires. Go to the library notice a hottie keeps looking at me. See her trying to take selfie.... realize shes pretending and actually just trying to take a photo of me as I see her selfie phone was jusg pointed straight at me.... Too autistic to say anying thing..... Life fail

>>39240429
It all collapses into the size of an atom again. Big Bang restarts everything. Dude this is literally the infinitesimal time we've had this talk.

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>>39238196
She was on her period m8. She's a sex worker she can't take days off. You just got your red wings.

>>39240585
just because im nhilistic does not mean i dont work hard at myself.

i just always have the bigger picture in mind that all of this is pointless.

>>39240382
>thinking being alpha is intrinsically linked to fucking as many chicks as possible

>>39240601
So you know better than Asimov?

>>39240612
>intrinsically
imblying<

>>39240599
Not just striking a pose. Stupid.

>>39240401
Wholy Fuck! Now I feel super motivated. Even if I screw up in the end it doesn't really matter. Thanks realist Anon!

>>39239012
Alpha as fuck

>>39240088
This. Last time I visited my folks on a cut I got the 'Anon, you're wasting away!' and 'Anon have more borscht, you're so skinny!' and 'Anon, aren't you cold?'. If I admit that I'm intentionally losing weight they'd lose their minds. I fortunately don't have the coworker problems because I address most people with a small nod or simply thousand-yard-stare and ignore them due to dank ass autism.

>>39238951
I would pass my prime on to her, if you noimsayin

>>39235885
>Medical resident
>Patient I haven't seen in a few months drops in, as well as her qt daughter
>Oh my god, you have lost so much weight Dr Anon! You're looking good! What have you been doing?
>T-thanks, I've fixed my diet a bit.
>Her mother is also doing well on therapy, good feelings all around

>>39235885
>At work
>Playfully steal coworkers pen
>I say "Hope you don't mind I take this"
>Looks at me and says Anon you can take whatever you want from me and giggles

>Last night
>Ask the same coworker if she has anything exciting this weekend
>She says hopefully hanging out with you
>I laugh and walk away

She's a 6/10 and has a boyfriend but constantly hits on me hard like this was just the last two times I'm at work but she always tells me I'm soo handsome and what not. Other females go out of there way to talk to me too but I always play it off that I'm just not good enough
How do you guys capitalize on situations like this?

>>39240829
>I laugh and walk away

should have yelled GET IN LINE at her. would have sealed the deal

>Gf constantly telling me she wants to carry my babies
>Gets pregnant, is overwhelmed with joy

Brehs

>Go to lunch at my favorite taco shop
>Qt cashier flirting with me, hands me my to go bag
>Get to picnic table and she wrote her number on the receipt

Brehs

>Doing deadlifts while qts waiting for a rack
>Tells me I have a great butt
>Asks to feel it
>"No sorry I have a girlfriend"
>Continues to stare and flirt with me
>"Can I try a deadlift?"
>Bends over in my face and I get a perfect ass/crotch view
>Finishes and says "How'd I do?!?" with much excitement

Brehs

>Changing in locker room
>"My wife would love you"
>Start to laugh
>"It ain't funny brother here's some pictures"
>Literal nudes of his wife spread eagle
>"Can I send her a picture of you"
>Nah
>*Moves to other changing bench*

Brehs

>>39240829
>How do you guys capitalize on situations like this?
by not laughing and walking away you absolute retard

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>just finished bicep curls
>serious pump
>bunch of girls from some phys ed uni class come in
>they stand around for a bit so i head to landmine
>turn around and catch three of them looking at me
>they walk to the leg press near me and one of them smiles at me while one of the others presses 40lbs total

>>39240877
post pic

>>39240877
>>Changing in locker room
>>"My wife would love you"
>>Start to laugh
>>"It ain't funny brother here's some pictures"
>>Literal nudes of his wife spread eagle
>>"Can I send her a picture of you"
>>Nah
>>*Moves to other changing bench*


do these cucks have no shame?

>>39239900
I too know that feel

>>39241017
Unironically, it was an older black man with a black wife, and I'm a young white guy. Go figure

>>39240829
They don't, because a workplace fling is a great way to limit your upwards mobility.

I bet you've turned down an offer before because you want to stay "loyal" to your company.

>>39236906
but anon, that's the only sign to know that your bulk is going well.

>>39237977

My Y only has 1 fucking squat rack and it's fucking retarded

Other than that it's solid

>>39241017
cucking has begun to invade society horribly

I actually can't imagine what gets people off, and rarely do I consider things degenerate.

However cucking is right up there with scat, I just don't get it

>>39238068
She's transitioning from 8/8 jailb8 to milf, faggots

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>>39240584
Aware.

Maybe we are already with multivac and we are a nugget of his/its/our conciousness running a normie life simulator because it grew curious of the life of the fitizen, which its probably the last thing he/we are left to known becausw its the less interesting thing, but it has its place just before we initiate a new big bang for our time ans our opportunities were all given and we want it no more.

This is what happens when your gf doesnt fuck you, you live in the fucking woman paradise and need to calm down bwcausw DAMAGE CONTORL

>>39241086
it's scary how open people are about it imo

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>>39240158
>Good on you for not helping her be a cheating piece of shit
Don't take the woman's side you pussy. If a girl wants to cheat, she's gonna cheat. So you might as well capitalize on it and fuck her.

>t. been there done that twice now

>>39241086
>>39241121

It blends in nicely with the "women's rights" movement. Puts power in the womens hands.

It one of those "why let your man have a threesome with two chicks if you can't have a threesome with two dicks" sort-of-thing.

Horrible

>>39240599
>"Hey, are you trying to take a photo of me?"
>"N..no"
>"Let's take one then"
>Place arm around her shoulder, take selfie together
>Smalltalk, ask for her ´number
>Fuck

Worked well for me - or would'v if I hadn't drenched the entire town in spaghetti when she wanted to come to my place on the second date because austistic virgin

>>39241167
ever fallen victim to it?

>>39239944
>everybody

Whatever you say /pol/. Just matched with a cute black girl on tinder so we should be meeting up soon. I'll make sure to dedicate our fucking to you easily triggered fags.

>Deadlifting
>Girls asks nicely to help her removie a single plate from a bar.
>I do so happily and have normal conversation with absolutely zero spaghetti spillage.
>"Thank you :)"
>"No problem, anytime."

I have a girlfriend so this was more of a "interact with a human at the gym and succesfuly be normal" feel. Asking me for help woth ine plate makes it confusing as to what was going on though.

>>39241566
When did i get so autistic?
>tfw happy you managed to prevent yourself from spilling spaghetti everywhere

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>lost weight, put on a bit of muscle, posture improved
>tfw qtpi cousins hugs you a little harder now

>>39237875
Delet this

>>39241325
I've never had a steady girlfriend so no. I'm sure my fwbs also have other fwbs, it is what it is

>>39241566
>>39241612
le i have a gf but im so autistic and random xdd fuck normies ite guys hehe

go back to r/mma/

>>39241955

I'm not autistic matey, I'm not 'normal' but not in the autisticly-unable-to-interact-way. I just have some social anxiety and don't socialize much, so it's good to get practice.

Grill follows me around the gym, eventually I get to the z bar curls. Random 35lbs dumbbell lies a bit infront. Grill walks up and start doing bent over rows blocking my mirror

This girl at my favorite restaurant has this huge crush on me.

I spoke to her a little yesterday and she ended up smiling at me every time she passed my table,and made an excuse to speak to me once.

>went to gym 2 times this week
>haven't been going in last 6 months
>feels good to have doms
>feels good to still be able to DL 225 with relative ease

doms going to be good tomorrow boys

>doing weighted chinups
>qt asian comes over and asks to work in
>don't think there was anyone in the one next to us but even if there was to start they left during her first set
>continue to aimlessly pace between my sets like usual
>she doesn't take the free space next to us but finishes her sets worked in with me

what did she mean by this?

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>>39238171
Congrats anon, keep it up

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>>39238068
t. pic related

>>39243968
Either way she's attracted to you or she was too shy to change space

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>used to be skellymode 6'4 185lbs
>start lifting and gaining last january, up to 220lbs right now
>company president hasn't seen me since i started lifting
>see him at event
>first words out of his mouth:
>"damn you used to be so skinny! what did you do? you got way bigger!"

>>39239938
People ask me if I work out a lot and I always play it down too. Nothing wrong with modesty.

>>39240599
You were walking around in a singlet in the library?

>>39240877
Pics pls

officially a qualified lifeguard :3

probably never gonna use it, but it was a fun course

>>39238212
>Now I am at home alone
>>39238622
>I hope this happens to me someday
It's not that hard man

Took a giant shit today. Been holding on int for like an hour.

Felt fucking good, man.

>>39245724
>tfw had a giant shit yesterday
>unironically clogged the toilet
>roommate's parents were visiting so i had to pretend i was taking a long shower by keeping the water running while i was trying to unclog it
>went better than expected
Had rectal trauma though due to the size of the shit