Tell me about your gymbro, /fit/.

>>39220005
>tfw no gymbro
h-how can i get one?

>>39220005
A fuckin manlet

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>>39220005
i-i like being alone at the gym tbqh

i have no friends anyway

>>39220016
sour grapes

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>>39220064
what about it?

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>>39220005
>cargo shorts

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I don't have a gymbro but I wish I had a qt boyfriend and free time to spend with him

>>39220082
fukn faggot

>>39220073
dumb weeb

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>>39220082
>tfw have bf but wish i was single

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>>39220095
rather be a fat degenerate weeb than a faggot

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>>39220005
He's incredibly smart, sweet, sassy, great "gymbro" and a great cook.
I'm going to put a ring on his finger someday. He's on the left.

>>39221694
>racemixing
>2016

>>39221893
He's half white half Asian.
What seems to be the issue?

>>39221910
racemixing.

>>39221694
That's adorable

No homo

Always motivating me by just being there and helps with form and techniques a lot. Today he lifted 300kg (661 pounds) on leg press and i hope i can reach that level someday

Friend from high school going to same uni as me. We're both pretty out of shape and he does less weight for bench press and overhead press but I don't really mind resetting weights. I do mind that he always says "great form dude" no matter what I do even though I try my best to give him constructive criticism (ex keeping wrists straight) when he asks for it. He also refuses to record me because it's against my uni gym's rules, which makes sense I guess. But I have zero idea whether I'm doing stuff like bench press, OHP, barbell row right because I can't see a mirror and do the exercise at the same time. So there's basically no point in me going with him (hassle to coordinate schedules around exams/homeworks) except that our power racks don't have rails for bench press so I'm screwed if I'm stuck under it and can't get it off with no one spotting, which did happen once.

Considering just going solo and hoping the bar doesn't crush my chest some day

>>39221694
>I'm going to put a ring on his finger someday.

That's cute.

>>39221914
Reminder that due to racist attitudes the us will go for at least 12 years without a white male president

>>39222026
DAK

>>39221910
>asian
so he's the bottom?

>>39221694
but anon thats gay

hes not wearing a dress or anything

>>39222092
>tfw have rice fetish
>tfw bottom

feels bad desu, i have never met an asian top.

>>39222092
Verse.

We have lil competitions with squats.

>>39220005

A fatass I know for over 20 years (I'm 24).
We keep together for so long, that my father calls him "secondborn" as a joke.

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>>39222139
You'll find one someday anon.

>>39223023
london?

That feel when no qt bf. No one would like me anyway, I have also.ost no personality unless I'm drunk/high and I'm really touchy, all I wanna do is cuddle and hold people

>>39220114
No you don't. Don't make the same mistake I did

>>39203046
I had one but he was a lazy slob and he didn't want to push himself hard

I was finishing to warmup for squats at SS and he was already leaving

Fucking pleb

At least he had a car and made me save some time getting to the gym right after work

Needless to say, he is still fat and making excuses

>>39221949
>Today he lifted 300kg (661 pounds) on leg press

meme press you mean? I bet he cannot even into lmao2plate post-paralel squats

>>39221694
>neckbeard
>brony
>faggot
>racemixing
here's your typical millennial white male boys.

when did it all go so wrong?

>>39204440
Because I don't need someone else to help me make it. I make it myself.

>>39226250

You spend too much time on /fit/ and not enough in the gym.

I squat lol 225 (nobully) for reps. I leg press 340 for reps.

So if this guy 1 rep maxed 661 on a leg press it's logical to assume he could 1 rep max like 400 pounds squatting

When will you autistics figure out there is nothing wrong with leg press, it is just a quad isolation exercise that is done IN COMBINATION WITH SQUATS

>>39226286
>So if this guy 1 rep maxed 661 on a leg press it's logical to assume he could 1 rep max like 400 pounds squatting

so tell him to do so and record it

as I said,

>>39226250
>I bet he cannot even into lmao2plate post-paralel squats

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>>39226286

I can rep 660 on Leg Press and can't do shit for squats....

>>39226326

Are you not squatting and doing only leg press? That's not good

>>39226321

I'm not that guy, it's not my friend, I am speculating

>>39220005
>Gym bro 1
Lifelong friend.
Weak but aesthetic
Major player wish I could pull like he can

>Gym bro 2
Ex's best friends husband
Super cool dude
Banter is top percentage with him

I'm not home but I'd suck either of their dicks

>>39226267
If you're in your late 30s, what the fuck are you still doing on 4chan get a life
If you're born after the early 2000s get out as well
If neither then you're a fucking millenial and you're not special

>>39221914
Racemixing doesnt matter if you are gay you fucking idiot. Racemixing applies to breeding

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>>39226286
>So if this guy 1 rep maxed 661 on a leg press it's logical to assume he could 1 rep max like 400 pounds squatting
lol
I don't push myself on leg press because it's 5x12 volume work but weeks ago I tried a 5rm and got 800lb press. My squat is just nearing 315 now.

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>>39221694
STOP RUBBING IT IN OUR FACES YOU CUNTS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39220087
wats wrong with being gay

>>39226286
You realize that a leg press is at an angle so you're only pushing like 70% of the weight?

>>39220005
He abandoned me for an expensive private gym

>>39220014
Rude

I'm an adorable little twink who would give anything for a big handsome gymbro to also pound my boipucci and this thread seems like a nice place to advertise given all the anime reaction images I'm seeing.

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>>39220005
>a picture says more than a thousand words

>>39220153
nah you're a fat degenerate faggot weeb

Someone please be my friend

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>>39227622
Post pics, faggot.

>>39227735
What makes you think posting a picture of Hitler will entice me to?

Don't have one
My mates cousin keeps saying he'll go with me then giving lame excuses

I kinda hope he keeps doing it in a way cause I like lifting alone

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>>39227749
It's just a random image famalam, now post pics.

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>>39227833
fine fuck you

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>>39227856
Muh dik

>>39227898
Your turn, dingus.

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>>39227906
Kek, I'm an obese neckbeard that hasn't left the house in a week and will be fappin to you.

>>39227941
I don't know how you can stand to look in the mirror but I hope you're happy.

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>>39227956
If it's any consolation it's only a matter of time before I end it. You do look good if that is you btw.

>>39227964
It is. I rarely look that good though.

My mate wants to be gymbros, but he has been going for a LOT longer than me and I like working out on my own.

Am I a bad person for not wanting one?

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>>39227981
I'm sure you're just being hard on yourself.
>>39228045
Wouldn't it be better to go with someone that's on your level?

>>39220114
I know this feel

he's my bff for life and has been for almost a decade
IF U WERE INVADED BY SWADIA TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N THE PRISON AT PRAVEN FOR FIGHTING THE LORDS THAT INVADED U!
WE TRUE NORDS
WE MOUNT TOGETHER
WE BLADE TOGETHER
send this CASTLE to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get your A TRUE JARL

>>39227073
Anon you're going to get a beefier and thicker bf.
I guarantee it.

>>39226966
i'm 21. I'm a millennial too. Not saying i'm special

Good post

>>39221694
post unblurred plzzz

>>39228141
It's suffering, anon.
He has become clingy and mental.
He has let himself go and he's now chubby and a slob.
I want us to break up, but he's probably going to break down.

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>>39220005
friends since junior year in high school
had to move
listen to the old workout playlist he made on soundcloud
it's like I never left
lift like I still have a spotter
thanks brah

>>39221694
Anonkun dats so fokin kawai i almost shed a tear. You look great together, and with the data I have from my gaybros, put that fokin ring ASAP, bitchos like that are RARE.

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>>39229111
Doesn't sound healthy one bit, I'm not one to give advice especially relationship advice so all I can say is that I hope it all works out.

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>>39227964
Bra you are fag enough without suicide, dont do that. You are in a fucking fitness forum. Not even hadled my natty card but I suggest you to roid and go hunt every dick for a while.

No matter how fat. In months you could be where you want, fat wise, or just go for a cicle while you drop and stay at husbando mode.

Dont be a fag, fag. Suck that dick, not that gun.

>>39226267
We're not neckbeards and the shirts are homo related shit not brony shit.

I'd never date a brony.

>>39226286
225 isn’t bad for reps. It’s quite a low max if you’re a man who’s been lifting for a while.

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Best friend for 12 years,I only started to go to the gym regulary like 3 months ago so he is way stronger than me and that motivates me to push myself harder everyday

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>>39227964
Make sure to post pics when you neck yourself.
Maybe get faux news in on it. They're always fun.

>>39227633
qt3.14/10

>>39221694
thats just great anon, i hope you'll live a happy life together for many years

>>39220095
THATS LAIN YOU DUMBFUCK, DONT YOU DARE TO INSULT HER AGAIN OR I'LL HAVE TO USE MY PUMPED BICEPS AGAINST YOUR FUCKING FACE

>>39220005
friends are all fatty drunks that don't want to get too big.. what ever the fuck thats suppose to mean.

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>>39226267

>on /fit/
>not a faggot

kek

>>39229129
I thought this was pretty beautiful.

>>39227633
do you top or does he top?

>>39229465
how frequently do you give each other brojobs?

>>39227856
Dan?