"I would drag my bare balls over a field of broken glass just to see where her poop comes from...."
Idk I'm terrible with quotes, I want to use this line to hit on drunk sloots this Halloween....
If I quote out right I'll definetly get laid and lose my virginity....
THANK YOU /FIT/
>>39213952
that's a godlike stomach
nah it was "i would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie"
think it was directed at Emma Stone.
also don't say that to women lmao
>>39213952
I want to lick her abs before I nut on them and watch it drain down those beautiful aqueducts.
>>39213952
I would pull the sword out of her coochie so that King Arthur would berry me.
>>39213952
The one from generation kill is better,
i've gotten many keks at work from it
"I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from"
>>39214455
KEK
Would /fit/ trade in becoming a Manlet just to be with her?
>>39216331
>hand on shoulder
That's a classic way to instantly emasculate someone. I do it to manlets all of the time when i take pics with them
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The origin of those quoted
>>39213952
i have an erection and a knife and one them is going in you tonight
>>39216418
Wut?
>lankies awkwardly touching other guys shoulders
B-b-bet you feel small huh
>>39216510
>most of my friends are 6'2"-6'3"
>I'm a sultry 5'10"
>look like manlet in all photos with them
>still have no trouble pulling tail when I'm out with them
It's like I get secondary height gains. Either that or they really don't know how to actually talk to girls for more than two seconds.