>he's never had a girlfriend

>>39210391
my waifu disagrees

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>>39210391
b-but i have you i-idiot

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Ha ha, yeah, o-only faggots never had a girlfriend, r-right?

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H-he's right

>>39210391

>he's never had a boyfriend!

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>>39210391

>>39210391

You can't contract "has" as " 's " you fucking faggot.

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DELET

the last girl I kissed I essentially forced it on her and she didnt like it lol

>>39211447
rapist

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>>39210391

>>39211406
;^)

>>39210391
Yeah when people actually find out irl that you never had a girlfriend they don't laugh, it's literally the opposite.

If there was any conversation it dies immediately and in complete silence everyone just looks at you in total disbelief and then someone asks "how?" while others just contemplate the whole situation and they all genuinely feel bad for your miserable life

Maybe they laugh at first but then they asks "but no really you must have had atleast one gf till now right?"
Normies really can't comprehend how can that be possible, no matter what.

>at a birthday party of a mutual friend
>Ex is there ( went out for 5 1/2 years)
>With her new boyfriend
>He makes small talk with me
>He literally doesn't even know who I am and that im her ex

ffs

>>39211548
Yeah. This is why I lie about it. Most people won't pry too much about it.

>>39210391
>he will never have a girlfriend

>>39211548
depends on how old you are and who you talk to. I'm guessing this has never happened to you and it's just typical defeatist self concocted scenario which is why you're a virgem in the first place. no one cares in reality if you've had a gf. people just dont want to be around angsty unlikeable faggots.

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>>39210391
>he's had a gf but never experienced love after the first shitty relationship because hes faggy feelings were hurt so bad that his body castrated any love feeling for the rest of his shitty life.

WEW CHAD

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JOKES ON YOU AHAHAHAH

>>39211838
>lost my virginity at 22
>had sex with 2 other girls since then
Well fuck. According to that first chart, I'm out of partners

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>tfw 26 next month
>still a KHV

I'm not even grotesque or fat.

>he's never kissed another male on the lips in an experimental way, and the reason hes never done this is not because he's not curious but because he's deeply frightened about what that would lead too

I've had a girlfriend
its not worth it to be completely honest, it costs you money and invests you emotionally in something that is almost certainly going to fall apart and leave you hurting

I'm gonna be 25 next month and have never even been close to having a gf or any romantic or sexual experience at all.

The worst part is when people ask or imply that they know you're a loser with no friends or sexual experience. Like people who can just tell from talking to you that you're a social pariah

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>>39211548
I find at work and such nobody really pries for any of this stuff, I keep it professional and so does everyone else

I had a social circle of guys one time find out I was a virgin at 22 and I was looked at like some freak. my one buddy in that group asked me in private if I ever kissed or even went on a date with a girl (no), and I could see the WTF in his eyes

never admit this, I did with zero fucks given and no negative attitude and still got tagged as a diseased animal. just lie and tell them you had highschool/college gf's but nothing too serious after that, be vague but enough to blend in like a chameleon

>>39211629
>you wasted 5.5 years of your life on that girl before realizing it wasnt working

>>39210391
Now that I think about it, when this subject has come up, it has never involved me being laughed at. The person/people asking usually have the same look on their face though. It's always a semi-sly, very "I know something I shouldn't know" kind of look. There's a sort of sweetness to it too, as if they're looking at a toddler. The only time I've answered it seriously, I ended up breaking down and telling them about how I have major depressive disorder. They seemed a bit stunned (at this point in my life, I was known as being a pretty cheerful, funny, and charismatic) and definitely regretted bringing the topic up.