leik dis if u cry everytiem

>>39209835
Grab his ass

>>39209835
pour fluoride in his water when he isn't looking

>>39209835
grab him back, right in the pussy

>>39209835
heelhook until his kee twists 360 degrees. Top kek

>>39209835
Thank him for enlightening her ass about the globalists hive mind

>>39209850
slow down satan

>>39209835
Every time I see Alex Jones without a shirt on I always think he's a surprisingly big guy I just expect pure fat but that ain't the case

>tfw he is going to take it all back using his BIG GUNS

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>>39210451
Oh, this explains a LOT

Ask him about the waifus

>>39210466
>that
>ripped

>>39210533
You've been on /fit/ for too long

>>39210533
Check em

>>39210466
what a Chad!

>>39209835
Buy some water filters

>>39209835
Step on his right foot with my right foot, and push him to the left. Laugh at the results.

>may I did this and got away with it because "self defense"

Get woke

>>39209835
Tell him the aliens have arrived and watch his mentally unstable ass turn tail and run

Thank him for enlightenmening me to the reptilian overlords

>>39209835
yell
>"get off the ass you fat fuck!"