FPH / FPS

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Does he do anal?

>>39209791
>don't add this to your fetish blog
>someone somewhere gets off to this

>>39209863
Projectilevomit.gif

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>>39209863
They always say that.
But no one ever does.

>>39209706
Larry Gooseman is a fucking legend, I don't care how much of a fat ass he is.

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>>39210015
"chubby bunny"

>>39210000
Why wouldn't you just clean your mirror if you're worried enough about it to mention that it's dirty?

>>39210070
I know she's just making a goofy face, but the whole ensemble (hair, glasses, swimsuit looking like an overstuffed sausage) makes her look genuinely retarded

>>39210079
Fucking hell

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>>39210109
40G and L

>>39210109
>the boy is not for sale
Obviously. It's illegal to transport skeletal remains without proper licensing and approval

>>39210109
someone stop her she's about to devour that spooky skelly

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>>39210109
>weird tit where's the nipp-
>oh

Also
>>39210125
Kek

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>>39210163
>tfw that cat regularly gets squished under her rolls and smothered by her boobs
>you'll never be that cat

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>>39210079
why veganism happened: finally explained.

>>39210211
>"I was raped when I was a child" the profile

>>39210238
I think you cracked the code there m80

>>39210088
One requires typing a few words in

The other requires minor effort

>>39210319
*mirror effort

>>39209706
Based Larry

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>>39210079
>this shit again
Men do like meat. She does not have meat

>>39209791
>Do me a solid
No one is doing you with your dyed fatpit hair lassy

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>>39210423

>>39210615
Is there some truth to the standards being fatt-er though? As in, it was never attractive for a woman to be 40%bf, but in some cultures would the ideal have been more around 25% instead of the 18-20% it is today?

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>>39210633
25-26% and up but not obese would signal wealth.
Because they would have enough food and servants so they could sit on their arses and just read poetry and listen to music

>>39210626
>approached me for intimacy
>one (1) year
No man will go more than a year without trying to fuck someone he wants to fuck.

>>39210633
Also the ideal of men hasn't changed much in the past couple of hundred years.
Some liked them thicc, most just liked a slim woman with big tits and wide hips

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>weight

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>>39210626
>80 pounds in two years
D I V O R C E
And hope he's got a good prenup.
Medications can affect weight gain some, but 80 pounds in 2 years is fucking absurd especially if she doesn't give a fuck and has no interest in being healthy

The dude has lost fat and replaced it with muscle. He's gotten in BETTER shape since they've been together. Please fucking divorce her and get a woman you deserve before it's too late

also
>#thinsplaining
kek. I used to hate the "mansplaining" nonsense but now I just find it amusing

>>39210039
>non-booty
kek

>>39210681
I hate these pictures because they're so misleading. THe 30,35, and 40% women have 10/10 genetics and distribution. Most women would look more disgusting if they were that fat, this just feeds into the whole "oh wow see bigger women are just curvy" bullshit. 35% is also heavily airbrushed.

go to the second post of the official page of Buzzfeed on facebook, and enjoy the comments

>>39210734
yeah thought so as well, was just one of the first I found on google with a lot of different pics

>>39210709
Everyone I see this and then look at my gut I get disgusted with myself.

I'm losing fat but it's a slow process

>>39210125

funniest thing in the thread

>>39210403

you're trying too hard senpai

>>39210423

Lamo those chicks aren't fat they are bearmode.

Look @ the musculature on her back

>>39210763
Everytime*

Fuck autocorrect

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I posted this last thread but I highly recommend a quick skim for mild rage. It's a bit TL;DR but really goes to show how fat people are just built of little excuses.

>>39210681

>women look best @ 25%
>men look best @ 8%

REEEE
E
E
E

>>39210763
Good, that's a natural reaction. That's a healthy mindset and that mindset will lead to a healthy body. Godspeed anon

>>39210791

Meanwhile you get to eat 3000 a day to maintain while she gets 1200. Everything balances m8

>>39209791
When you have so little personality that you need to do something so disgustingly strange to be noticed :/.

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>>39210748
Almost everyone seems to be against buzzfeed

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>>39210748
Just checked it out. Some comments are pure gold

>>39210423

Bless whoever did this, because that comic triggers my autism every fucking time

>>39210709
It's "fat people hate," not "heavy people hate"

>>39210070

for the love of god wear flip flops or something goddamn.

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>>39210163
>that scroll bar for the hastags
wew lad

>>39210148
#BTFO
#SHOTSFIRED
#RIP
#DOA

>>39209744
>fatties have fertility problems
>do anal in their frontbutts

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>>39209706
Hahaha the goose gets me every time

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I refuse to acknowledge that anything with a frontbutt is the same species.

>>39210079
Honestly the worst thing about this photo is how ill-fitted that bra is; there's like zero support. That shit don't fit gurl.

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>>39210070

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>>39210848
>>39210972
The fuck is so hard about calories in calories out? I know damn well every fatty yelling "but some people still can't lose weight" fucked up their week long diet and gave up ever since.

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>>39210904
I am so fucking happy I don't know anyone with this kind of mindset. I've met selfish or self important people but christ man shit like this is on a whole different level.

>>39211409
>all that booze.
I wonder if she uses it to help delude herself into believing she's not a walking joke or if that's just built in

>>39211873
god that's terrifying

>>39210109
>>The boy is not for sale

Given that he's making physical contact with her, I find that very hard to believe.

>>39210000
Too lazy to even wash the mirror, typical fat.

>>39210079
Personally, i vomit if I eat too much fat

>>39210092
Is this real life?

>>39209706
THE GOOSE IS LOOSE

>>39210414
Surprised his Dad didn't hoot and holler.

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>>39210163

>>39210070

why do they always make such dumb faces?

>>39212483

Because they're insecure and know they can't be confident and beautiful with a straight face, so they approach it in a joking manner.

>>39210783
So she has lost somewhere between 1 and 3 pounds (near as I can figure) in 7 weeks on a restriction diet with an active job?
She's counting/estimating her calories wrong.

>>39210848
>All these comments make me want to kill myself for the way I look
Go ahead, special snowflake.

>>39209791
>>39209863

You guys misunderstand.

They aren't saying "don't put this on your fetish blog" because they don't want you to.

They are reminding you EXACTLY what they would like you to do.

It's retarded reverse psychology. They think if they ask nicely and say please (all the while being fully aware of what the internet is like as a culture) that hopefully someone somewhere will add it to a fetish blog and then they can show all their Tublrina friends and fake brag while acting offended and oppressed by the mean old patriarchy while inside they are gleeful and joyous that their picture has drawn this much attention from people who are almost guaranteed to get off on it.

It raises their value, means they are worth fucking, they are attractive just the way they are.

They are begging for validation, without directly saying it.

At least Instagram sluts are honest and transparent with what they want.

Fuck, I hate fatties.

>>39210000
>>39210015
More examples. What it really means is "PLEASE POST THIS ON PORN BLOGS SO I CAN FAKE BRAG ABOUT HOW EVEN THOUGH I ASKED NICELY I MUST JUST BE TOO HOT AND SEXY THAT MEN FIND IT IRRESISTIBLE AND ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO POST IT TO PORN BLOGS SO THEY CAN JACK OFF - I'M JUST THAT HOT, GUYS! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS PATRIARCHAL BULLSHIT? IT'S SO OPPRESSIVE BUT DON'T FORGET THEY FOUND ME SUPER HOT, OKAY?"

It's pathetic 5-year old logic.

>>39209791
The grill I'm banging doesn't shave herself armpits, but it's not really long or thick and she isn't fat, just a hippie

>>39212884
You can do better m8

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>>39212827
>>39212852
hes right holy shit how did i not see this before

>>39212827

10/10 truth

>>39210414
I'm calling bullshit. They don't just let you sit in somebody else's seats, and they don't get mad at you when you expect to be able to sit in the seats you paid for

>>39212949
most stories posted here are exaggerated. It's just the opposite of this is thin privilege

>>39210691

I've gone 31 years without trying to fuck any of the women I wanted to fuck.

>>39212889
Yeah I know :/

But she's fun to be around and has great tits

>>39212990
You should try

>>39210414
Fat people are so shitty. This made me legitimately mad. Hope it was a great game for those guys.

>>39210742
Kek fattie gon die

>>39212827
wow. do they really stoop this low?

>>39210742
>walking into the kitchen...
are you fucking serious?

>>39212990
"The wwwyyzerdd! www.yyzerdd...com"

>>39210681
This chart is not accurate at all on its body fat percentages.
The 18% has abs (starting definition) 20% has abs (no definition) and it jumps to 25% (straight up fat).
The 15% is more like 10 the 18 is more like 15, the 20 is more like 18 and the 25 is more like 28.
I have to manage obese women and skinny women on diets on a daily basis.

>>39213262
I honestly think /fit/ needs to create a simple bodyfat chart.
Something like the original male chart but we'll have one male and one female on that chart as

>>39213302
You will never get a consensus on the correct image for each % because it looks different for everyone

>click on fat people stories thread
>there are no fat people stories

>>39210904
>no, it was about me.
there it is. Tumblr in a nutshell. It was about me

>>39213350
Welcome to FPS for the past couple years

>>39210109
>Not for sale
>Actually for scale

>>39213350
>be you
>wrote this shitpost

There, a fat person story.

>>39213378
time sure does fly

>>39210070
Honestly, this one is kind of cute in a way. At least she's at the pool and not stuffing her face at that moment.

>>39213324

Then we need multiple charts for multiple heights.

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>>39212889
>>39212884
What exactly is the problem with pit hair on an otherwise healthy and attractive woman? I know I'm in the minority here but it's never been something that's bothered me particularly, especially given it's an entirely typical part of both male and female physiology.
I can get women wanting the shave, but what is it about hair that you dislike so much? Legit just because contemporary society told you that it's wrong or what?

>>39213711
I don't know who this "contemporary society" guy is but I've never talked to him. Some things look bad on women and there is a general consensus about it. Armpit hair is one of them

>>39212212
Is this just fantasy

>>39213754
Yeah but it was only 30-40 years ago today armpit hair on women was normalised and acceptable so it's only very recently become a thing for women to shave their underarms. You don't like to admit but you are absolutely being influenced by contemporary media and social pressures.

I mean it's fine, you like what you like, I just think it's kind of sad and indicative of a lack of free-thinking that nobody can give me a proper answer that doesn't effectively boil down to "I've been raised to think it's weird" when it's only very recently become an un-feminine asset.

>>39210783
Yeah... A cheat meal is fine now and again but I don't see how she could have been doing that for seven weeks and lost so little. At least it isn't fat acceptance, I guess, even if she's incompetent at counting.

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>>39213833
Let me just tell (you) that I didn't read any of that

>>39213762
>>>/reddit/

>>39209744
Related to that, how the hell do fat people have sex at all?
That guy certainly wont even manage to extend his penis above his own folds, so how the hell is that soppused to go anywhere else?
And for the women, how does a man ever get close to anywhere it "matters"?
I'm pretty well endowed, but with the stuff posted here - ignoring the fact that my benis just runs away scared even thinking of it - I can't even image to do anything besides just "fucking" some random roll…

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>>39213833

>>39213902

Renaissance artwork has shaved women in it dude. Western society has had a preference for hairless women since Greece at least.

>>39213931

Whoops. Gave the wrong post a (you).

>>39213833
It's a combination of fashion trends showing more and more skin and the improvement of more compact razors/shaving tools

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>>39212827
>>39212852
Holy fuck, I never understood why they put that shit under their photos. Thanks a lot, anons

>>39213931
It was also common for Ancient Grecian men to remove their body hair in youth though, so it wasn't really a feminine standard but more an agendered beauty standard overall.
What I'm interested in is at what point and why did this revive and for what reason did it start extending to women exclusively this time round and not men? What is it about hair specifically that denotes gender considering both sexes grow hair in the arms, legs, underarms, genitalia and anus. It's just an interesting subject.

>>39214005
>It's just an interesting subject.
Nope

>>39213762
caught in a lard slide

>>39213711
Armpit hair looks disgusting, shaving is not really a new thing, people did it all over history, ancient egyptians, some asians , muslims...etc

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>>39213833
The fuck you're talking about? it's really old beauty standard, especially in europe-muslim countries-east asians.etc

>>39213833
I don't know much due to my age, but I think it might have something to do with the old American prevalent belief that (white) women were these pure by nature, morally and ethically right humans who where, in a way in the 1800's viewed as a model object. This thing is perfect, listen to it, it looks more beautiful than you, it acts prettier and more proper than you, take notes. I think that opportunities like makeup/armpit shaving/plucking hairs comes from the desire of women to hold up to both the old image of women and simultaneously the more sex driven society we live in today.

>>39210904
>seeing my slim cousin was already triggering enough
Jesus fucking christ, women.

>>39214087
No escape from gravity

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>>39213350
I have one.

>be me, I guess, who knows really.
>work at a pharmacy
>see this woman approaching
>she is so fat her gut hangs all the way to her knees
>she is wearing a poncho
>we has to use the wheelchair ramp because she can lift her legs
>it takes her 2 minutes to go all the way, wish I was joking
>at this point all my cooworkers have flet
>they know
>lard mountain give me her prescriptions
>she is out of breath can talk
>goes to sit down and slams her weight into the chair
>I could her the metal crunch
>cover her hanging gut with the poncho lmao
>she has like 20 different prescriptions
>diabeetus, varicose veins, renal failure, meteorism, you name it
>takes us one hour to meet demand
>easily 10k dollars worth of shit
This pharmacy is near a hospital that specialices in diabeetus so we landwhales in the verge of dead every day.

>the manager's face when

>>39209706
The Goose is loose!

>>39210070
the only reason she feels hot is cuz of the friction between her huge fucking thighs

>>39214144
stop being so fat
look up the nutrimental facts

>>39212483
do they can later tell themselves "I'm not looking bad because I'm fat, it's because of the face I made on purpose!"

>>39209706
i only hate fat people cuz my moms fat and i really hate her lol

>>39210039
>>39210070
I don't mind these as much. They're not saying "oh I'm so hot all the guys want me", they're more just saying that they're starting to not have themselves for being fat.

Of course being fat is fucking disgusting and horrible for your health, but I'm not gonna bring someone down and tell them they need to feel bad about themselves because of the way they look.

>>39213711
Imo it just looks like poor grooming, similar to guys who don't take care of their facial hair. It comes across as trashy.

I'm a girl btw.

>>39210783
>5 mile walk
>an entire cheat weekend

>>39212827
>>39212852
It's also a subtle way to tag their post with 'porn'

>>39210079
I cut the fat off my steak

>>39213439
mother of fucking underrated holy shit

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>>39209706

The GOOSE is LOOSE

im a 5'6 manlet, 194 lbs

How do I stop it fast?
I don't want to end up with a front butt.

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>>39210163

>be college student
>taking dumb class I need to graduate
>class is in this really thin room with like, a conference table we all sit around
>it's weird
>there's a gigantic fatass in this class, his gut hangs out over his gymshorts, halfway to his knees
>he always breathes audibly, and every fourth breath or so is a loud, wet, sniff
>he has a lot of difficulty getting around this cramped room because for some reason he chose a seat at the other end from the door
And he hasn't done anything especially degenerate yet but I'll keep you posted.

>>39210000
Check em

>>39209706
Today my mom told me I had a boy figure
She is borderline obese and is using body fajitas and getting surgery to "shape" herself into Jessica rabbit
Apparently I'm too skinny and boyish to understand what real women do.

My measurements are 33B, 25W and 34H

Just another day where thin ridiculing exists.

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>>39214951
>he hasn't done anything especially degenerate yet but I'll keep you posted.
FPH in the truest sense

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>>39210125
hohoho

>>39210691
>Men can't choose to be celibate
You need to be 18 or older to post here

>>39214457
my scruff is trashy? what if i dont want to groom my fucking beard?
i just keave it for few weeks then shave it completely off as well as my head.

>>39213833
Tbh I just like smooth skin on a woman. I also don't like pit hair period. For me, I shave because I don't like the feeling of having pit hair, and I think I smell better after a workout without it.
So other than simple asthetics, I just figure a woman will smell better without it too.

>>39212990

Your mother doesn't count.

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>>39211409
For the first 10 times I saw that picture, I thought it was a joke stereotype character made in Sims
>mfw I realized it's real

>>39211818
It's due to the nature of the fatbody
They're fat because they're lazy and 'rationalise' things to an insane level, which for the average person is difficult to get into that mindset, for the person who's naturally focused and able to self-motivate, most fit people, it's nearly impossible.

This kind of fatbody is almost entirely self-absorbed, focusing entirely on what they feel and want without acknowledging the means.

There's some fats who are that way because they've no time for it, some because they've dedicated their lives to other things which is why you see many fatty scientists or university teachers, that sort of thing, which is fine if they acknowledge it's unhealthy.

These fatties, they're different. They're not fat because of dedication to something other than their body, but because of their dedication to dopamine. They're only fat because eating makes them feel good. You'll notice a lot of them complain about how they FEEL sick a lot, or when they don't eat they feel hungry ALL THE TIME or whatever excuse they make up, but it's got everything to do with feels and nothing to do with logic.

They know they're fat. They know it's bad for them. They know they should lose weight, that society judges them, that other people judge them, that little kids on the bus hate sitting next to them, that there's no OLD fat people, that there's nothing attractive or even likeable about many fat people.

They can just turn on double-think insanity mode and rationalise all of this away to degree that, if you experienced it, you would think you've gone insane.

What this crazy new kind of fatbody is doing is challenging scientific fact that obesity is a health problem because they can't face up to the fact that they're not perfect.

If they didn't care about their weight they wouldn't feel the need to justify it with shit like ''eff your beauty standards'' or standing on the subway naked with ''BEAUTIFUL'' written on themselves.

>>39210038
THE GOOSE IS LOOSE

>>39215125
I mean, you certainly don't have to. I'm not the beard police. But yeah you probably look pretty unkempt if you don't groom your shit

>>39213711
If I shave mine, a woman can shave hers. Why do you want hair that only collects foul smells?

>>39210211
TRIGGERED

>>39214933
Lel saved

>>39213439
I don't have a reaction image that truly shows how truly great this post is.

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>fat people deluding themselves again

>>39214294

doesn't it take a while to calculate the combo of meds to ensure it doesn't kill her?

>>39215306

u thought grooming makes me metro. or we forgot about metrosexuals because thats just all men now...

>>39215518
I know it's not ab muscle showing there so what is it, exactly?

>>39215615
Well yeah, metros groom their beards because it makes them more attractive. Ofc keep your beard however you want it, just know that if you trim/comb then people will probably find you more attractive.

The analogy is a girl with shaved pits vs. without. Shaved pits just looks cleaner than unshaved, hence probably more attractive

>>39215575
I'm not that anon but I also work in a pharmacy and it takes roughly a few minutes for each. Sometimes the inputting is done by someone else so that could help but this seems a little bit of routine and no one wanted to help. So an hour seems fairly reasonable for the whole process. Unless more than half of the them were controlled substances then it takes much longer. Also want to thank fph threads for not giving me an appetite for the past few days while I recover from a fever.

>>39215654
Rolled fat.

>>39209791
I don't really mind armpit hair (parents are naturalists) but fuck if you have it on a fat chick they smell like a rotting carcass

>>39215615
>>39215615
>u thought grooming makes me metro. or we forgot about metrosexuals because thats just all men now..

That's like saying: 'I don't want to lift more than 3 reps because I don't want to become fuckhuge like a bodybuilder.'

basic grooming and full on metro are quite different stuff.

One only needs basic trimming, while the later also uses a razor to contour, oils in the beard hair to make it a bit shinier etc.

http://tuxbell.com/index.php?title=Grooming#Trimming_is_cool.2C_too.21

>>39215756
I had to oil my beard when I had it to keep my skin from flaking. Beard dandruff is fucking gross.

>>39215654
Make-up

>>39210123
The bra looks like it should be 10 inches bigger around the band. You can see it digging into her skin

>>39215654
Photoshop

>>39211818
Heh, it's pretty funny man
4 girls i've been with spend a lot of time on their tumblr blogs. although, they just repost cute pics, they don't post themselves and they're actually 9/10.
i've never actually met a tumblrina like this, even tho i attend a humanities uni

>>39213439
nice

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>>39210742
>weight based medical abuse

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>>39212990
thats because you are not a man

>>39213711

Almost everywhere on the body, smooth skin feels better than hair. I also shave everything below my neck (legs chest balls ass etc.) so I'm not being hypocritical based on gender.

Also just because something is socially programmed doesn't invalidate it as a strong preference.

>>39212949

They didnt let the fat sit in his seat. And they probably werent pissed at him but pissed at the whale and at having a shit job and it showed on their faces and then anon being autistic assumed they were pissed at him

>>39212827
>At least Instagram sluts are honest and transparent with what they want.
How does one become an Instagram slut in the first place?

GF wants to try it. See if she can live off of hungry betas staring at her ass.

>>39209706
what the fuck?

planet fitness has pizza days?

arent they a gym?

>>39214005

Just because there isn't a clear and concise answer to a question doesn't make it interesting.

>>39214951
When I was overweight I did this (sitting opposite side from door) so that people didn't need to squeeze past me or go the long way because of me. He may be trying to be courteous?

>>39215615
Literally every male in the mammal Kingdom grooms himself to attract mates.

But when humans do it, it's bad.

The most natural thing in the world, done in moderation.

I am baffled.

>>39216368
they specificly state that they are not
PF pretty much markets to people who wont wear out their equiment by showing up all the time and gets rid of /fit people by taking away heavy wights and squat racks as well as installing "lunk alarms" wich are giant sirens that go off when somone grunts or trains to hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn5mzEAMAkY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ca_QhQqtCI&index=13&list=PL2B244AC1A0902DA6

>>39216495
then whats the point?
seriously? we dont have PFs here.

>>39213711
>>39213833

I don't know about these other dudes but I like a little pit hair. I mean don't get me wrong, I get why people don't like it. I am a sweaty, hairy bastard and I don't mind if my women are sweaty and hairy too. It just means we can have disgusting caveman sex the way God intended.

Too bad all the hairy chicks nowadays are feminists.

>>39216526
To scam retards.

Seriously. Their entire business model relies on people not using the equipment, and preferably not turning up at all.

>>39210198
Her face is kinda cute if she loses like 50 pounds.

>>39214294
Fat people shouldn't be allowed to have health insurance.

>>39211873
>faster
>stronger
>better

>>39214438
What those fat activists and blogs are doing is evil. Imagine if that was your sister or cousin or someone that you loved. Taking humiliating pictures of themselves and posting them for the world to see. Then being encouraged to continue to fuck up their lives and bodies even more by people who share the same delusions.

Learning to love your body isn't about taking nude selfies and praying for compliments. That's just vain egoism. It's disgusting behavior no matter how you look. Loving your body is about taking care of it. Love always requires hard work and sacrifice. Something these people are clearly not capable of and do not deserve.

>>39216929
> Imagine if that was your sister or cousin or someone that you loved. Taking humiliating pictures of themselves and posting them for the world to see

then i would fap 24/7

>>39216366
She has to become a human toilet for rich princes #blessed

Anyone got the edit of the comic that was trying to make excuses about common /fit/ things, like cutting being covered by "trust your body uwu" then the edit shows the woman extremely fat at the desk saying "IT HELPS ME CONCENTRATE"

>>39210092
When did YOU realise that we live in a dystopian nightmare /fit/?

>>39216495
Holy fuck you sure have a lot of people who don't like to train, to expliit that business model

>>39215047

Post body

>>39214294
Congratulations, audible kek at first line.

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>>39210000
Checked.Daily reminder to not be a fatty cause this is what you look like

>>39212949
Happened to me before on a train. Fatty sat at the table that me and the gf had reserved, was literally taking up both seats. We asked him to move and he declined so we got the conductor who promptly said "can you not sit somewhere else?" To which i replied "No, because the last time that happened the seat I had chosen was also reserved and i was left stood up."
The conductor then looked at me like I'd made his day 1000x worse and he forced the fatty to move. I would have sat somewhere else it is was a woman with young kids or something, but I'm not going out of my way to convenience a lazy cunt.

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>>39210079

CLEAN YOUR ROOM REEEEEEEEEEE

>>39216526
safe space for people who want to live in delusion

>>39210211

>You must be well endowed (example in my pics)

Always wondered about that. Does she have a pic of a dong next to her fat rolls for reference?

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>>39217620

>>39212212
>>39213762
>>39214087
>>39214144
Not even the best Queen song you plebes

>>39210783
>5 mile walk.
>earning anything.
That's like an hour and a half walking, really not earning anything there. Plus she is counting totally wrong.

>>39210815
>1200
My gf who is 5'1 eats that much cutting. for an average woman its more like 1800 to maintain.

>>39216526
Its just 10$ a month so they make money of people who sign up to get fit and then just never bother ending there contract.

this is how most gyms make a lot of their money PF just takes it to an extreme

http://www.npr.org/sections/money/2014/12/17/371463435/episode-590-the-planet-money-workout

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>>39211873
P-please no

>>39214005
Probably stopped when it became socially unacceptable to diddle wee lads.

>>39216526
A gym is an unusual business in that if none of their customers show up, it's actually GOOD for them.

People pay upfront and then just never/barely go. PF puts on pizza nights to make them feel like they are getting something for their money and as a prev anon said, quietly discourage bodybuilder types with lunk alarms and basic equipment.

A PF that could have 100 people train in it at any one time might have 3000 members. It's genius really.

>>39215654
It's literally either bad photoshop or make-up like the other anons said. I'm betting make-up.

>>39217816
How on earth is it possible to forget you have a gym subscription which is draining money from your bank account every month?

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>>39217866
Because they're really fucking lazy and think "well it's only $10"
That's precisely why PF targets lazy people, sets their prices low and discourages anyone from actually going there; it's all to foster an attitude of apathy.

They're evil geniuses, basically

>>39210070
Fuckkkk, she could have been cute if she wasn't fat

>>39212949
youre an idiot. some chump getting paid $7.25 an hour doesnt want to deal with 400lb of entitlement and stupidity. thats why he was mad.

>>39210225
painfully underrated

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>>39216252
....wot

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>>39212949
They do just let you sit in somebody else's seats. Most games near me aren't close to sold out and I'll often sit in other seats to avoid sun etc. I'll move if the ticketholders show up, but otherwise there's no problem. They just check the general section that you're sitting in not the specific seat, and even then it's easy to move from one section to the next unless it's premium seating.
>and they don't get mad
Who's "they"? It might not be normal but people get mad at all kinds of stupid shit. It's not like there's an official policy saying "ushers should get made when this happens" but they're just human beings with crappy jobs. Plenty of wage-slaves get ticked when they have to do extra work.

>>39215786
Should have gotten betamethasone or hydrocortisone. A single application and no flaking for weeks. I'd shave my shit if I had such problems, though.

>>39218111
>Substantia
It's a fitting name.

>>39218111
Yeah, but when the ticket holder shows up, and the person sitting in their seats doesn't leave, security doesn't make the ticket holder sit elsewhere

>>39216929
You're right. It is the same as telling anorectics to keep eating less. The difference between the two, is that one side starve themselves to death, the other one eats themselves to death.
Fatties are a drain on society. Many don't work (since who the fuck would hire them, unless they're bosses themselves) and live off gibs... and it's an amount big enough to allow them to comfortably indulge in their addiction. What the fuck, America?

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>>39210125
holy fuck keked hard...

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>>39218176
They didn't make the ticket holder sit elsewhere. The minimum wage usher suggested they get a folding chair to avoid confrontation with angry fat lady, then got security and security removed the fat lady and let the ticket-holder sit in their rightful seat. Security and usher are lazy and don't like having to actually do their job, and especially don't like having to deal with loud angry fat ladies, so they were mildly upset.
Have you ever been at a restaurant where the cook messed up your order so you send it back? The waitress is just doing her job and giving you what you have a right to but she'll still think it's a hassle. Same with security guards kicking out fat ladies that are yelling at everybody.

>>39210109
How to be an ultimate beta: the visual guide.

Seriously, if I had a fetish like that, I still wouldn't do it, because some things are detrimental to self-worth and your social position.

>>39217277
when i first started working out, i lived in a larger city, worked terrible hours, and was fat as fuck. i thought "i'll get a membership here, it's only $10, and i can go after work." i went twice and had my membership for 6 months. my three roommates did the same, maybe longer. $10 is just such a small deal to so many people in the US that you either don't notice it or it's not worth the inconvenience of going in to cancel the membership.

it's a perfect business model. they actually just opened one in the city i live in now. glad my job gives me a free membership to a better gym.

>>39218223
Holy shit I know this girl. She goes to my school.

>>39218289
It literally says her school in the image you autist.

>>39217816
just been reading up about planet fitness.

what. the. fuck.
they ban deadlifts?

only in america can this shit have a niche.

>>39218345
I don't think you've been to countries which don't have much of a gym culture. Planet fitness would probably still be better than most gyms in Japan.

>>39213192
>>39210742
This one has to be a really fucking big specimen.
Well, good riddance.

>>39218297

maybe this anon goes to yale. not everyone is as dumb as you friend

>>39215518
thts not abs those are fat rolls.. i used to call them second breast when i had them.

>>39218363
wouldnt know desu.

havent stepped foot in a gym in over a year.

ever since i got a bench press at home theres been no need.

>>39218111

Is it just me, or do a ton of these fat activists have fat-sounding names? Substantia speaks for itself, and then you have Kathleen Pepsico in there too. And then there's Linda Bacon, Jelly-Bean Drinksoda, Golda "Gorda" Poretsky, and many more. Does having a fat-sounding name predispose you to being fat? Or do fat parents give their children fat-sounding names, then feed them garbage?

It's like, every time they have a name that is really easy to make fun of.

>>39217816
>>39217971

It all makes sense. Lunk Alarm is crucial for keeping out people who actually train with effort. Pure genius.

>>39217544
Working hard to keep the skeleton inside you at bay.

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>>39213833
>hurr contemporary media

yea look at all the sculpted hair on this bitch

>>39213833
It's just become much easier and more painless to do so than 30-40 years ago.

>>39210848

We have officially reached the point where the difference between the skinniest and fattest is such that "one size fits all" is no longer possible. Congratulations people, we're #1!

>>39217816
easy solution is to make a law targeted at pf members; find a way to allow them to rescind their contracts without allowing rescission of contracts at not shit gyms. e.g. "gyms lacking X equipment", "gyms not allowing X exercise", or to be more subtle, "gyms with less than X% of their clientele visiting within Y period".

Basically you force out the evil fattie vampire market while funneling non-serious users to better gyms to continue subsidizing /fit/izens

>>39210848
>facebook comments aren't all retarded
Thanks anon, I regained some faith in humanity today.

>>39210848
I'm not even sure what is this all about. "A fatty looks unattractive no matter she wears" seems the most likely explanation.
Also, "I think all women are beautiful" - a comment written by a woman. Holy fucking shit, women are seriously te most two-aced people. Don't get me wrong, SOME women are like that, but damn, there's tons of them. In my workplace and through histories of my mates/girlfriends, I am convinced it is no longer an accidental exposure to such people. Bitches in majority are truly crazy. Talk shit about each other behind backs, believe their feels more than logical explanations on the situations they found themselves in (well, like "redpilled" neckbeards). Why does it have to be like this?

>>39215786
Does this work? What oil, how often, do u wash it in shower like hair?
Tell me all, my shit gets so flakey and gross, also acne last time

>>39219461
lel fucking gommie, why do you want to make it harder for smart people to separate fools from their money?

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>>39217816
>quietly discourage bodybuilder types with lunk alarms and basic equipment.
>Quietly discourage with lunk alarms
>Quietly discourage
>With alarms
What did he meaned by this?

>>39210848
>one size fits no one
No, the size fits most people who eat healthy and exercise.
Why don't they have this crap for tall women or women with odd proportions? People who actually struggle to find good-fitting clothing

>>39218111
>Substantia Jones is a photo-activist
>photo = light

There is nothing light about her.

>>39215654
it's fat rolls, pinned by fascia just below the end of the ribcage and the boustier

>>39218387
why wouldn't he just say "i go to yale, i know this girl"?

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>>39213439
i actually laughed out loud

>>39215103
He's not choosing to be celibate you autist. He's getting side pussy or at least thinking about it.

>>39210691
>No man will go more than a year without trying to fuck someone he wants to fuck.
What the fuck?

>>39210211
That description looks like it was written by /fit/

>>39220053
Coconut oil or tea tree oil. Never used soap or shampoo. I only use conditioner on my hair and facial hair. It doesn't try it out that way.

>>39218363

Nah.

In japan, there isn't much of a weight lifting culture.

The result is that the only guys that lift weights are fucking huge and dedicated.

You go to a gym in japan and you won't find a single dyel

fitness culture in japan is all about cardio, endurance, running long distances, etc

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>>39213711
>what is it about hair that you dislike so much
Have you ever been with a girl with pit hair?
i'm a girl, and after a day at work i'm sweaty as fuck. If I have 3 day old stubble on my pits then the start to collect sweat and dead skin and it smells worse than a dude.
I've been with 2 girls who didn't shave their pits either, and it did at least seem that the longer the hair the less offensive the smell

>>39218162
I'll look into that if the problem arises again.

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>>39215654
Fat rolls, with some makeup on the sides of her gut. You don't even need to be that fat to get them
>im 21% and have em

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>>39216366
>GF wants to try it
She has to be pretty first, sorry anon

>How does one become an Instagram slut in the first place?
Just let her be a slut then, post like 20 selfies a day and half nude pictures. Always take gym selfies after 'working out', and go to the river at least once a week during the summer

>>39221008

I love the smell of girls sweat

Massive turn on

>>39216366

>GF wants to try it.

She isn't very impressed with you, and what you think.

You desiring her doesn't mean shit, because you are trash tier man, and therefore, your opinion of her means little.

Thusly she needs validation from other males.

This validation will extend to fucking other guys, the ultimate validation.

>betas

You are one to talk. Litterally a cuck,

>>39212884
once banged a girl with armpit and leg hair. She was also doing the homemade deoderant thing.
It was a little weird for me, but she was a petite qt3.14 that I've wanted to bang since high school.

>>39210125
Fucking kek

>>39221106
>fat people cant touch their opposite hip
MIND
FUCKINGBLOWN

>>39216526
I had a PF membership while I was between schools so I didn't have access to a free gym. The cardio equipment was all really nice (but few freeweights). Facilities were clean and it was rarely crowded, with the exception of pizza night. Then the combo of greasy fatties and pizza smell would make me want to vomit during my run.

>>39210423
>illiterate mass
kek

>>39209863
I love women's armpits, but, like all things, only on attractive women. I don't care how Chad Thundercock you look, if you fuck/get off to fatties, there's either an esteem or mental deficiency.

>>39218223
>you are too thin! (in my opinion)
>eat shitty junkfood, not good food!
i always despise this mentality towards 'health'

>>39210626
The guy probably isn't approaching it correctly in a way that motivates her to exercise and eat healthier, but this is also because she's nearly impossible to approach about this shit.
I had an ex gf who would get offended at fucking anything I said to her that shattered her, "everything's fine the way it is" mentality. I tried tons of different ways to communicate to her and eventually just dumped her because it was clear that her insecurities were the root cause of our communication issues.

This is why internet echo chambers like tumblr and /pol/ are bad for you. These people just validate whatever fantasy you want to believe because they know you're going to validate theirs in return.

>>39216260
>based medical abuse

>>39221124
The one on the chair always makes me kek. Not to mention the idiotic exercise and the whole "strong" shit.

>>39216366
>GF wants to try living of hungry betas fucking her
>haha, none of them can fuck her as good as me

Omegacuck.

>>39221106
>how long this model's arm was...
>everyone prettier and thinner than me is unnatural and disproportionate

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>>39221478
Kek

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>>39213439

>>39221770
Why? Just, why? What producer thought, 'you know what would be good? Dave, get over here and stick your penis into Bertha's oversized bellybutton. Don't look at me life that, I don't know why the damn thing's so wide, just do it'

There's no reason why that gif should exist, and yet, it does.

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>>39214294
>meteorism

>>39221008
Are you a lesbian?

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>>39222273
Bisexual, I wouldn't date a girl.
>but i'll fuck them

>>39221427
Me too. The girl is pretty skinny, and her "but muh genetics" excuse is retarded, but the solution should be to lift weights and bulk not eat junkfood and try to be flabby

>>39210183
Fuck off, go be degenerate and worthless elsewhere.

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FRESHY!

https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=3kUxOPcvYwQ

>>39210691
He could be getting it from someone else.

>>39222361
Kop tek

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>>39222470
Too ugly; didn't watch: ON average only 20 percent of your calories are burnt by exercise ergo only 20 percent of your calories are under your control. This means that you can never lose weight ever.

However you can't switch sex because those genes are not as magic, they're more eyeliner related.

>>39218111
>fatass
>Substantia

o i'm laffin

>>39216410
He always comes late and has to crawl over normal people to get there.

>>39213902
Oh, come on, use your imagination. They probably have several warm moist crevices in their folds teeming with life for your stiff soldier to explore.

>>39210148
Fucking kek.

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>>39222470
Gold

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>>39222574
>pre breakfast
>as in she plans on having a REAL breakfast later
> soda for breakfast
> shit tier cinnamon roll things

I'm a goddamn trucker and even I've never eaten those things

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>>39222875
This, like the HAES movement and the "slut walk" are marketing.

It's creating a market of happily disgustingly obese consumers who will buy and buy and buy and then bitch that no one loves them or that they are unhealthy.

There, I just opened your eyes.

>>39222974
Why's that under breakfast? This is prebreakfast.

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>>39222982
I honestly wish they'd stayed closed. I thought /pol/ was the bottom of the barrel in terms of how far my disappointment in humanity could go but Christ since I've started see these threads on /fit/ that's changed.

These people are worse than just a degenerate or lazy scumbag. They actively work to sabotage other people and make them worse. Shame is actively good thing and if you feel shame for something maybe you shouldn't goddamn do it.

>>39212827
You are a wiser man than I. Legitimately never considered that before.

>>39222873
>ruskie runewords

Зa вaшy и нaшy cвoбoдy

>>39219461
>I'm a 1L who just had his contracts midterm

I see you bruh

>>39222574
>pre-breakfast
>all that shit
>this smug

Makes me happy diabetes and numerous other conditions will fuck her up.

>>39214951
How can you allow yourself to degenerate to this degree at such age?

>>39221626
>rearsuspensioninstantlysnaps.jpg

>>39222974
These fat people eat absurd amounts of food so why they arent like really fat 400lbs or something? If her pre-breakfast is 1100kcal I bet her daily intake is somewhere about 8k

>>39223188
Like in that picture I guess shes something like 200lbs or less

>>39219461
What PF is doing, can be seen in different ways. But, they're actively promoting the idea that weightloss doesn't work - offering pizza, shaming people who are serious about working out, plus the small membership money speak all for themselves.
I agree, it is a very intelligently crafted business model which has nothing to do with fitness. The machines and weights are used less, so no need for replacements, while the low price keeps many subscribing.
I hold true disgust for anyone in there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXw757u0llE

/fit/, please.....I can't take the stupid. It burns!

>>39223364
Someone post the Thomas the Tank Engine "Nigga I an't clickin' dat shit," I can't find it in my reaction folder.

Also, this is only partially true for people with certain conditions, such as water retention and whatnot.

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>>39220140
>HEALTH Shake
>HEALTH

>>39223450
It's HEATH
Heath is a brand that sells protein bars for fitbros to get easy calories
That's why HEATH = THOUSANDS of calories
It is not meant for the average person

>>39214294
good post anon, screencaping this.

>>39223195

She looks like she has a young face. So she hasn't had enough years to put on the pounds yet. Once she hits 25, it'll be downhill and they will add up quickly. Shame really, because if she was a normal weight she'd probably be a qt latina.

>>39217816
This is why I'm so glad it was a anytime fitness that opened up near me. I doubt I'd be doing half as well as I am if it had been a planet fat.

>>39221124
>justdoit.gif

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>>39222470
holy shit.. the comments agreeing with it..

legit angry now

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>>39217585
> His face hits the floor first.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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>>39209863
Like i get off to watching women go to the bathroom, and even I think armpit hair is repulsive on even the hottest women lol.

>>39210109
>The bra is a 40g

I didn't notice the bra because I didn't wawnt to stare at this thing, I thought that the underboobs were it's boobs. It tok a while for me to see it.