Who do you lift for?
>>39203323
to stick my sweaty cock in your moist holes, sugar ;)
for myself because my genetics store my fat all around my heart and lungs
if I don't lose the fat, doctor says I could die in my 30s due to respiratory or cardiac problems
>>39203323
Cringe
>>39203323
Does anybody here legitimately lift for a particular somebody? It just seems so foreign to me, like, "Yeah man, this sets for Betsy,". Like nigga, what he fuck?
Leading up to the gym I might think of moments, future or past, in which give me motivation to lift; but once I'm in there I can't do it anymore. All thoughts, everything just kinda gets out of my mind and it's just me and the music. Nobody, no thing, just me and the weight.
>>39203443
>motivation to lift
Lel what?
You just go to the gym and pick up the weights.
Why would you need motivation to do something perfectly mundane like that?
>>39203323
i lift like my life depends on it
it's an abstract reason that doesn't need much thought
I lift for Wanderers
>>39203323
>>39203687
She can't even see your gains.
Myself
>>39203699
But she can feel them
>>39203323
>vanity
>counter-depression
>being strong is comfy, pleasant and fun
>studies and job are sedentary AF
>beats watching TV/playing vidya
>makes me feel less worthless
Motivation is like seeing a horse and running after it
Discipline is like knowing there may or not be a horse but still running after it
One is fleeting the other is a state of mind
I lift for Alicja xx
>be me, 6'4" 150lb dyel lanklet
>meet girl through a mutual friend, she's really in to fitness, majoring in some sort of fitness meme science
>figure I was going to go impress her at the gym
>do some machines and cardio like a true dyel
>impressed nobody
>puked in the bathroom and passed out on the toilet afterwards
>nobody noticed
>kept working out, showed her I was diligent
>managed to take her out on a few dates
>took her out on Valentine's day
>saw a movie, ate sushi, bought her chocolate and flowers
>very next day see her walking with some blonde manlet holding hands
>I'm fuming, end up arguing with her about it later, finding she had in fact slept with him, cut off all contact with her
>went and channeled my anger at the gym
>still doing babby weight on machines and making a fool of myself, but at least I'm at the gym
>don't stop working out
>start actually lifting
>can't even rep lmao1pl8
Fast forward to May.
>this girl sees me doing dumbbell shrugs in the gym
>fb messages me afterwards
>"woah anon ur looking swole"
>ignore her, fuck thots
I've now been working out for 9 months, gone from 150lbs to 175lbs, still very lean. PR today on deadlifts at 365lbs. Slowly making it.
Pic related, it's her.
>>39204025
I've fucked her
>>39204025
Good job, but stop falling for sluts you retard.
>>39204025
You're on the right path. Never talk to her again. If you must-only fuck her and degrade her so she regrets it.
>>39204025
you fucked up when you bought her shit before making any progress. don't buy girls anything until they put out
>>39203323
Not Mikuru Asahina that's for sure.
>>39204074
Truly would not surprise me if you had
My boyfriend, I want to be a good trophy qt for him. Also lifting is fun and rewarding.
>not lifting for Rami
>making it
>>39203323
my self esteem
>>39203323
To hate myself a little bit less
>>39206272
Tatyana or bust desu. Sabina became too much of an attention whore.
For me.
>>39206289
Elina is new best girl.
>>39203687
I lift for pic related but I did my first 1pl8 bench for lilly
#LiftForLilly
>>39206320
She got tons of pictures of her boyfriend on instagram.
>>39203323
MILFs
>>39204025
Anon i fucking love you. Brushes off the slut and keeps lifting. I LOVE YOU BRO, YOU'RE MAKING IT.
I lift for Len.
>>39204366
Y-you too?
>>39206678
Thanks, bro
Also neglected to mention, probably adds to the story and her thottiness a little bit
>first weekend I met her
>she gets invited to a frat party by a sorority friend, and invited me, my friend, and his girlfriend
>we go to a pre-party, she manages to get a little tipsy, the rest of us are fairly sober
>we arrive at the frat party
>blonde guy, 6'1", dad bod comes up to greet her
>apparently this is her tinder date to the party
>she told none of us
>she sticks with him for the duration of the party, I wander around being awkward, totally sober because I have to drive home
>he comes up to me at one point with her at his side trying to be all buddy buddy
>"what's up bro, grab yourself a honey, drink some shots"
>"I-I'm the designated driver, haha"
>notice he's had the same beer in his hand the whole night
>girl, however, is getting progressively more wasted
Fast forward about 30 minutes.
>time to leave, friend's girlfriend is 4'11" and getting claustrophobic around all these wobbly drunk people
>I guide them outside because he's pretty drunk
>go back in to get the girl, we came in her car
>approach blonde guy, girl is nowhere to be seen
>"Oh, she's in the bathroom. Hey, I'm just letting you know, I'm gonna offer to drive her home."
>"Oh, okay, haha"
>crushed
>she comes back out
>absolutely smashed, comes up and body slams me thinking I'm him, looks up at me and looks confused
>glare at blonde guy
>guide her outside, convince her to leave by lying about the cops coming
>she takes two steps out the door
>collapses
>gasps from partiers surrounding us ensue
>blonde guy offers once again to drive her home
>glare at him hard
>proceed to lift her up and carry her two blocks back to the car
cont...
>>39207062
>we decide to put her in my roommate's girlfriend's room for the night
>both of them are too drunk to take care of her
>I say I'll do it
>they go to my friend's room and go to bed
>girl starts yelling
>"MOOOOOOMMMMMMYYY"
>pees her pants
>pukes
>repeat x3
>lasts for hours
>clean it all up
>stay up until 6am making sure she's ok
>she finally wakes up, asks what happened
>I explain the situation
>"I'm sure blonde guy didn't have any bad intentions" she says
>"he tried to date rape you"
>"ehh I guess. Well thanks."
This was in January, when I first started working out. Started probably 5 days after this incident. I hung out with her almost every night until the day after Valentine's day.
For him
>>39203687
Supreme taste brah
>>39203323
Stop creating this thread you low test beta bitch. Seriously everytime i see your shit thread and shit tier waifu it lowers my test and makes me angry. I hope you are happy being a fucking physical and mental internet gains goblin you digusting jew fuck. Kill yourself you piece of shit faggot. I'm being 100 percent serious.
Well for myself cause self esteem problems
>>39203323
EVERYDAY WITH THIS SHIT
>>39203323
>Who do you lift for?
To get a white gf
>>39204025
>Burnt
>Whore makeup
Right choice bro
Nobody. There's not a single person I do much of anything for. I've been isolated for a number of years now that everything is just sort of automatically performed. I probably care more about my dog than I do any person
>>39207073
>Being this beta
>She got drunk and wanted Chad's dicc
Get over it faggot, should of left here there she's not your responsibility and she didnt thank you
4 him
>>39207311
I wish I had desu, she was a dumb thot
I had just got out of a 3 year relationship that ended when I got cheated on so I was kinda desperate tho
>>39207351
> ended when I got cheated on
Stop letting women push you around dude.
You should've grabbed a qt girl at the party, and left the party.
You could've had a lot of fun that night instead you were white knighting.
White knighting never helps you
>>39207351
Learn from this and never try to pick up a Stacey whore that ain't interested again.
>>39207401
I know that now, I've recovered from being a cuck
I don't let anyone push me around anymore at this point, I had pretty low confidence before I started working out but in doing better now
>>39203687
Why lift for worst girl?
I do it only for myself, have tried to talk my friends into it too, but they just give up too easily, I'd love to train with them though, but ahh, whatever I guess, people are interested in whole lot of things, mainly the bullshit. Either way, doing it for myself, started after the breakup, still having some problems with thinking about her, but lifting and calisthenics are helping with all the shit you face in day to day life, every rep makes us better, we're doing it strictly for ourselves. Stay hungry!
>>39203323
My family
My friends
My race
1488 gas the kikes now
>>39204025
kinda ugly anon but gr8 work if your story is even real
>>39207073
wow what a hero you saved her!!
>i took care of her, now she'll have sex with me
anon this girl is most likely repulsed by you, I hope you never do this shit again expecting anything in return. Unless you're already fucking her don't ever do this again
>>39206887
>>39203323
I lift for Kirino. Every new PR, I think of her.
>>39204366
>>39206887
>>39207681
I don't fucking get people's obsession with this frog looking manlet
>>39207073
off yourself as soon as possible my man
She will never know of my existence but I must lift simply so I can mold myself into a perfect specimen and be worthy of sharing this planet with her
>>39208354
At least she's real. ;_;
>>39208254
Yeah but he's a qt frog looking manlet
>>39208361
She may be real, but I never have a chance with her so she might as well not be. In a way, it's even more painful.
>>39208354
>>39208435
shes an ugly drag queen looking hag and her music is garbage.
>>39208435
>>39208361
>>39208494
thanks for sharing :^)
>>39203323
so that a very well known cam model (camwhore), notices me on instagram and likes me.
we are more than 10.000km apart.
it's important to be strong enough to carry your future wife in your arms
>>39208541
10km isnt too bad
>>39208580
Why? Can she no longer walk from all the previous gangbangs?
I work out because it makes me feel good. Also I like the way women look at me.
I started to impress my now ex and secretly I keep doing it for the odd times we run into each other
For the love of my life, me.
>>39203323
>myself
>my future wife
>Her Majesty
>>39208740
> tips fedora
>>39208777
>Her Majesty
For England, James?
>>39203323
I lift for my Cerebral Palsy-fu.
>All I want to do is come home to her sloppily, but lovingly made pancakes. And if she has a spill, or maybe a bad day in general I can pick her up and hold her in my arms and promise her she will have a better day tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwIwTdBOJvk
What I wouldn't do for you Charisse
>>39203323
reps for jesus.
S-she has to return someday, hasn't she?
>>39203361
how did you find out?
>>39209480
You weird motherfucker
>>39209648
>not wanting a shaky girl
It's like you're gay or something.
>>39209480
I now lift for Charisse
>>39209633
mirin hard
>>39209633
>doctor says
>>39209480
i must be going soft with age, but this shit is making me happy and sad at the same time
but this girl is having a more fulfilling life than most of the r9k faggots, so I lift for charisse now
>>39209694
I must be
>>39204025
>ugly
>shitty makeup
good choice anon, not worth it
>>39203323
for her
>>39209480
Been sitting here watching her videos. There is something really adorable about how much focus she puts into controlling her body just to do simple things like put on make-up. I just wanna wife her, support her, comfort her and come home to sloppy food and a messes but knowing they were made with love and the best intentions. Waifu'd so hard
>>39209846
Thank you Willow
>>39203323
Muh own retarded self
>>39203443
I pushed myself through a set because I convinced myself the qt I'm seeing doesn't like quitters.
>>39207078
No man lifts in His service that lifted in vain
>>39209606
>tfw no qt rose gf
>>39204025
lol so you got salty because some slut didn't want your uglyass lmao nigga you will never make it.
>>39209606
>she
>>39210348
>gf
>>39209804
Nooooooooooooo
>>39209846
thank you Willow
>>39203323
I lift for beach
>>39209716
what the doctor just popped into his house and said, "hey man, looks like there's fat around your heart and lungs"
he means what made the doctor do the necessary tests to figure this out
>>39203323
what was her instagram again?
>>39211223
T H I C C
H
I
C
C
>>39203323
They say theres seven people in the world that look just like you... I hope to god the other six of her can speak engrishru and live on the western hemisphere
>>39209846
Thank you Willow
>>39203323
>>39209846
Thank you Willow!!!!!!
>Not lifting for The Maker
>Not leaving humanity behind
>>39211274
Yes. That's what I am curious about. Was it on an xray or something?
>>39211725
Not him but a history of heart disease and early heart attacks in the family is usually all thats needed for a doctor to start warning men to watch out for it.
That mightve been what he meant.
t. Heart disease runs in my family
>>39203323
I lift for her Majesty the Queen Of England
God save her lads
>>39209846
thank you willow
>lifting for anybody but yourself
Sure sign that you're not going to make it
Unf
Myself. Women are secondary.
>>39203323
I lift to keep away the feels
>>39212481
this
>>39212358
Agreed
>>39203323
My ancestors, imperial. Can you say the same?
>>39209846
thank you willow
>>39209846
Thank you Willow
>>39209606
used to bust a fat nut to this chick back in the day
Girlfriend and myself
>>39206331
muh nigga
>>39213256
>chick
anon...
>>39207073
Don't listen to them. Maybe she didn't deserve your kindness in the end but you still did the right thing.
>>39213568
Thanks bro. I was really just trying to be a good friend at the time, but I do admit that her not really giving me a chance after doing that fucked with me a little bit.
>>39207648
>tfw when naturally just a nice guy
>can't be nice to people because it's beta
Not the guy you were responding too but I just wanna help people man. I don't like seeing people get hurt.
>>39213716
the double standards with guys is insane
like seriously, if you try to help someone out, or hang around a girl trying to do stuff with her to lead it to a relationship, or god forbid text her more than two times in a row, you are just a desperate, thirsty, pathetic beta
>>39206629
>>39206272
>>39211610
Hell fuckin yeah m8w
>>39207073
wtf? sorry bud but this made me cringe
>>39213937
That's the correct response, I was a total beta cuck at the time, I'm kinda disgusted by how I used to be
>>39207073
shouldve just rolled her into the emergency room parking lot and drove off. you did more than necessary when you saved her from getting date raped.
>>39214092
My friends did what you suggested to me the previous semester since they couldn't carry me and I almost got expelled so I didn't want to do that to her
>>39214107
shit decisions, m8. other people arent your problem. especially girls who cant take care of themselves. those are the last ones you want to get involved with.
youve probably figured that out by now though
>>39208354
imagine her serenading you
>39212481
this. the need to watch macros, the extra protein on the system, eating more often, the paying attention to the supplements, sleeping better, the endorphins from lifting, getting girls mirin... everything adds up to a better day-to-day life.
the feels stay mostly at bay, a combination of the vitamins, digestion, sugar levels, endorphins, distraction and positive reinforcement.
lifting is great for people like us.
>>39210491
but she's adorable
>tfw got toenail cutoff and haven't lifted in a week
Ill get back in there soon.
I do it for her.
I lift for my right hand man. He's always there for me when I'm stressed.
Best Girl of All Girls
>>39207692
your weifu is a shit!
>>39203323
to be taken seriously. im a skinny fuck and insecure so i have to use the "funny" goofy guy defensive tactic. once i atleast hit 140 or 150 i'm doing a complete personality change. im not who i am because my body makes me unfit to be myself. sounds completely pathetic now that im writing this out
Thank you Willow
>>39209846
Thank you Willow
>>39214298
Have a teenage boy bats
>>39215036
Satsuki is pretty great.
>>39209846
Oh great, now i can dedicate another deadlift PR to Willow
Thank you Willow
I want to be healthy. I already have a qt3,14 for 3 years now. I was fat when I met her and I'm better looking now.
Lifting for women is retarded. You must do it for yourself. A woman that only wants a man for his body is a fucking whore.
>>39214187
I have a fantasy where I lay my head in her lap and she softly sings sweet nothing and cosmic love into my ear while stroking my hair
Now I'm crying because it will never be real
myself
>>39216229
>Lifting for women is retarded. You must do it for yourself.
Why can't I do both?
>>39209846
Thank you Willow
>>39203463
t. dyel who has never stepped foot in a gym
I just started going to the gym and am currently cutting. 5'9 200lb, got this way after having my leg broken and realigned so I got pretty inactive for a solid year. I'm already starting to feel great and have gone every day of the week for three weeks now. I have to say it really does help with depression.
I lift for myself first and foremost but if I had to throw in a character, person, or object I'd say I lift for Sue from Cave Story and a Mitsubishi Evo.
>>39203323
Honestly? I'm a fat fuck and trying to lift my way out. I just had a kid a year ago and don't want my heart to explode into greasy fireworks before he graduates, gets married, had a little kid of his own.
Used to be my ex but when the cunt left me, it's to better myself so I can slay every pussy on a 3 km radius of my current location.
In all seriousness, I don't have anybody anymore. I'm all alone and no offense to my bros, they don't count. All I have left is lifting.
>>39203323
>tfw lifting for a qt
no better feeling lads
>>39203361
Similar, except it's on my liver.
The only true answer.
>>39220447
>not lifting for pic related
How dare.
>>39220488
I'm not lifting for the idiot who tried to kill my grandparents.
T. Slav
Nice numbers btw
who else
>>39208427
>>39208254
He's 5'9''
>>39221161
anything below 6'0" is manlet status
>>39221161
>5'9''
He's 5'7'' at best
>>39209846
Thank you Willow <3
I lift for my cat too, her name is Nugget and she is the cutiest cat, as yours!
>>39213586
How do you publicly pretend your motives are pure when you wanted her and was jealous of the other guy?
>>39203323
NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF !!!!
When Hillary gets elected and we go to war with Russia, I'm going to find her and win her heart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rE4d_ldZr8
>>39209846
Thank you Willow
>>39217677
i want her to tell me to never let her go
>>39203323
NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF
>>39203323
NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF
>>39221789
>>39221846
>>39221976
Lifting isn't fit related?
>>39221991
No.
>>39203687
Your girl is objectively not the best girl
>>39203443
I lift for my daughter. Shes 2 now but I want her to feel safe when I'm around growing up. Mind, body and soul are all equally important. Also I want to be able to intimidate her 17 year old CHAD boyfriend when I meet him.
>>39222020
Stay in white neighborhoods.
I lift for based Wendy
Maybe someday she'll know who i am
>>39207073
If a girl I like gets shitfaced drunk like that I drop her. Extremely unattractive. Happened to me at a club
>couple friends and me with our dates go to club
>Stop drinking early on because I'm driving
>me, friends and their girls drinking moderately
>my date is laughing too loud, stumbling everywhere, tell me her "problems"
>1am hits and we're ready to go
>she stumbles to me saying let's stay loudly while yelling "party woooo".
>tell her "last time I'm asking, ate you ready to go, we are"
>calls me party pooper and tells me she'll be waiting in the dance floor.
>Leave without a second thought.
She called me an asshole through text the next day. I'm sure some beta males tried picking her up after I left. Makes me lol when I hear about people allowing children to run their decisions
>>39207062
>glare at him hard
*teleport behind him*
"back off???!!??1?!"
>>39203323
>>39203323
brehs
>>39215325
2nd'd
>>39207073
ALL THE EGGS
>>39204366
>/tv/'s man-crush.
>>39209804
damn son lol.
>>39203323
I lift for goblins, how can i properly smash their skulls in if I do not have the strength do it? Every night I am subjugated to visions of goblins living happy normal lives, raping elven women, and stealing my cattle to rape while they cook steaks. To my horror they never die, I keep thinking "this is it, a mace is going to appear deep within their little skulls" but it never happens they just get tons of elven pussy and steak for the rest of their lives. I will be free of this nightmare
>>39209846
Thank you Willow
>>39203687
Lily = Emi
>>39206331
>>39223593
quality shitpost
>>39203687
Emily is best girl.
>>39209846
Thank you willow
>>39215036
>got toenail cutoff and haven't lifted in a week
Genova?
>>39224474
Keemstar
>>39203323
If you're not fit, you won't attract fit. Do it for yourself, and attract those who do it for you, then neither of you will get fat when you get comfortable in the relationship.
>>39203323
>lift for
dudes. im gay. so its fucking easy as shit. i lift, they like it. no questions asked. if i bang them, there isn't like extra baggage or shitty faggy emotions like the shit women bring to the table. its so fucking easy. i love being gay.
i feel bad for most straight men. when im at the gym with my fagbros i see so many DYEL faggy, probably /fitqueers oogling us with their eyes wishing they had friends.
nah you just a nu male fag who worships a roast beef shoot
SSSSSAGGGGEDD
DVX
MEA
LVX
>>39224770
I might hang out with different fags than you do, but a lot of them have the same issues and baggage as the most emotional women lol
>>39215953
She is anon
>>39224673
>Genova?
Kek'd
>>39222935
/tv/ likes sandniggers?
I thought it was basically /pol/ 2.0
>>39203463
>doesn't squat more than 2pl8
>>39203323
kt. she like big guys so I hear.
>>39204025
nice acne forehead
I lift for HIM
I lift so that I get this reaction one day.
>>39203323
NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF
>>39228851
>for the kingdom
>the power
>and the glory
>now and forever
amen
>>39228872
>he lifts for a non existent 2d waifu
>>39220488
Check'd
>>39203920
Exactly the same as me. That and I'm trying to fuck some cosplay cuties at a con and being ottermode makes you a god among the "men" there.
>>39204366
>mfw my name is Rami
>mfw I was born white because English dad
Lifting for myself, feels good
I lift for myself and others reap the benefits.
A cute af tomboy.
>>39228922
love me
>>39220578
>he will never stare vacantly at you
why live
>>39227147
What do you mean sandnigger, he's obviously white
>>39230217
He's Egyptian just very light skinned
>>39230217
>he's obviously white
He's obviously not m8
>>39230217
>>39230455
>>39230470
WE
>>39230608
WUZ
CYKA
BLYAT
>>39209846
thank you Willow
>>39209846
Thank you Willow
>>39207073
>not realising she wanted to get date raped
I lost all my gains in the last 2 years because I've obtained manic depression from drug use and fapping, I've also been blessed with great genetics since I'm white, 6'4, great jawline, good insertions, and my name is LITERALLY Chad.
But my constant depression leaves me fatigued 24/7 at 21 years old. I started doing coke at 18 and must have developed a chemical imbalance. Chronic masturbation has fucked my brain over also.
But when I do muster up the energy to lift my goal in mind during workouts is finding a skinny Asian ladyboy that obeys my every command.
>>39209846
Thank you Willow
>>39203323
The motherfuckers who picked on me in school.
Will not rest until I destroy all of them.
>>39223593
>>39203323
is that evangelion cosplay?
>>39203323
For the star that made us, senpai.
> inb4 muh gods
>>39232538
What do you think?
this is why i lift
>>39232686
i think i need to rape that pussy right now
RIP Catto.
Cosplayers that will never notice me.
>>39232848
You lift because someone shat in the pool?
>>39207073
Still seems like the right thing to do, even if it was a bit beta
>>39232848
Used to be open to black girls. Then I spent the last 4 years in Baltimore, where they all (or maybe like 80-90% act like loud animals). Now the sight of a black female makes my weiner go soft. Plz nomorepostingofblks
>>39232936
One thay they will, brah. One day
>>39232936
I'm going through an intense regimen to achieve DIO mode for Acen next year. I hope I can impress qt cosplay sluts but idk if Jojo is popular with them.
>>39233105
Thanks famalam.
>>39233121
It should be. Good luck to you. We all gonna make it.
>>39210348
I work at LAX, there's no reason anyone should be wearing an LAX shirt.
>>39233121
>achieve DIO mode
So you're going to find someone actually fit and steal their body?
>>39233517
Dio was ripped as hell even before he stole Jonathan's body. He played rugby in college remember
>>39220577
You mean Stalin,right?
>>39234551
I have Polish friends and their grandparents said that the nazis were nice as long as you weren't a jew and didn't cause trouble
The soviets were the ones who raped and looted everything