MIRIN STORIES

>go to bar with a dance floor
>get drunk
>go to dance floor and dance like no one is watching
>Hot mid-30s qt is eyeing me
>I step off the dance floor before I kill my gains with cardio
>she slaps my glutes a couple times and runs away but I'm drunk and don't connect the dots that she wants the D

Also from the same night

>run into girl that I went to middle school with
>recognize her because I fapped to her in middle school
>talk for just a bit
>she eyes me up and down and says
"You've done a nice job of growing up"
>literally "y-you too"

Why am I cursed

>be me
>not you
>me
>earn lots of money
>like a whole lot
>especially for my age
>decide to start lifting
>6 weeks into ICF 5x5 (thank you based jason)
>finish up and decide to go to grocery store still in my tank top
>got that juicy pump going on
>get chicken, eggs, veggies, and rice, and some whey protein
>qt3.14 at register
>obviously mirin
>she asks if I found everything I need today
>I say yes
>im thinking of asking her to be my gf and make sex with me but im too much of a spaghetti spillin' sperg autismo
Anyone else have stories like this?

>>39201605
If you think that a cashier actually looked at you and considered you as another human being, you have mental issues

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@39201493
If I wanted a mire I'd go to your mum's house cunt

@39201660
got him

>>39201493

No (ad)mirin store but thank's for posting that picture OP, I use a lot of mirin cooking when I'm not trying to cut hard so I should get jugs like that instead of the regular bottles.

>Been getting /fit/ all this year
>Down because not getting and miris
>Get hair cut because been growing fro since I've been lifting
>Head hair cut real low kept beard but more shaped
>Literally have been hit on every day at work and last night when I went to get some food chick wouldn't let me get my food and leave till I talked to her and showed my arms
I should of fucking listened to u guys /fit/ you told me to cut that shit off.

>>39201758
don't be mirin my jug

>at beach
>take a shower to rinse off salt and sand
>close my eyes
>open them and see a chubby teen girl posing next to me and her friend taking a pic of us
>I'm high test but nah

>be on the piss in town
>going into bar with mates
>hand my drivers licence to bouncer
>he says "gonna need to see your licence mate"
>"...that is my licence?" thinking he was testing me to see how tanked i was
>"yeah but i need to see one for those guns"
>"AAYYY"

why is it only dudes that mire me? i mean i don't even curl either

>qt fwb constantly telling me i'm sexy/hot
>say thanks and shrug it off because i never thought anyone would think i was physically attractive
>keeps dropping hints that she wants a relationship
>shrug it off because ive never had anything even close to a gf and the thought of being emotionally/mentally invested in someone like that and seeing them everyday seems terrifying
>tfw already getting kinda bored/annoyed with her and want to see her less but she keeps initiating and im too polite to say no usually, plus the sex is cool

i suspect (hope) she will get bored of me soon and move on, but she seems to really really like me for whatever reason

>>39201758
Mirin is a lot of empty carbs just use reg vinegar or wine.

>>39202142

Doesn't taste the same at all in the end. I calculate it and all that, don't use any of it right now anyways. Haven't in a while. But for a cheat meal of a delicious beef bowl or something (barely even a cheat meal, could easily make it fit my macros for the day, but not super healthy) it's delicious.

Not miran but mostly good mixed feels
>qt coworker often goes out of her way to talk to me at work
>tfw I get shriveled up and constantly try not to have a panic attack due to shit tier anxiety
>sometimes avoid her because I don't want to get beat red in the face even though I really like her
>one day when I walked into work she gave me a nickname
>notice her look at me whenever I walk past her (move around a lot at my job)
>certain that she likes me, but can't work up courage to ask for her number

I will fuckin do it brahs one day but I'm deathly afraid of losing it in front of her cuz of gay anxiety

>>39201720
Kekk

>>39202301
Do it bruh, I believe in you. You beat anxiety by over time forcing yourself to do things. It's just another muscle to work out.

@39201720
ha

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>>39201493

>SOON ILL BE 50 YEARS OLD

>young 'ems and old 'ems check me out.

not gonna fall for the pussycat trap. forever alone.

>>39201605
"I found everything I needed including a new girlfriend...wanna grab a bite?"

>>39201605
>people actually believe they made any amount kf progress in their first 6 weeks

>>39201660
>Can't quote
Guys, c'mon, you're like refugees and immigrants

>>39202301
There's a girl I really like at my work too. I think she's married, so it's a no go for me. But I was so worried about sperging out when talking to her that I avoided it constantly. One day, I got the courage to speak with her about a work-related subject and I handled it completely fine. Don't sell yourself short. These things usually pan out nowhere near as bad as you think.

>>39202100
I giggled 2bh

>>39201605
anon... you don't like girls... "like a whole lot" of men would want to bang your boi pussy reconsider the following.

>Go to restaurant
>Same girl keeps serving me every time I come in
>Come in one day
>No one behind counter.
>Guy appears.
>"Hey, it's your favorite customer!
>Girl comes out, looking embarassed.
>Brings me the food herself.

She's so unsubtle about it.

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>>39201493
>Last night
>Be pretty big guy 6'5" 235
>Go over to lifelong friends house to give her a back massage after she worked a double
>Never done explicitly sexual, but since getting back from year long training insane sexual tension
>Ended up having what was literally the best sex of my life
>Panting like an animal after cumming buckets
>She's practically unable to move, ass up on the bed as I go to the bathroom
>I get back and she says I look like a Greek god
>Do the David pose, she says Michael Angelo should have used me
>Mfw

>>39202903
you obviously need to bang her bro

>>39201605
>buying your protein at a fucking grocery store

>at club watching gig
>notice cute girl
>she is with her boyfriend, what a bummer
>she notices me
>everytime she goes to order drinks she touches me
>delts, abs, quads

I dont know what i shouldve done.

>>39203475
double team with boyfrand. three way makeouts unf

>>39203439
Fucking this. What kind of autist does this.

I buy my protein online, without any human interaction thank you very much.

>>39202043
>high test
>not fucking a pure teen on the beach

>>39202100
Know that feel m80, know a bouncer at this bar, used to go to the same gym, anytime I walk in he'd go like "hey, the jacked dude showed up "
Feels good but still rarely get any female attention

>>39202115
what the fuck is wrong with you you mentally retarded retard

>>39202115
Same boat, 10 months in. I get bored so easily, broke off with my former girlfriend because I was seeing other girls. She was hot and adorable like buying me things for my apartment, cooking before I got home etc. During that time, she seemed clingy to me.
In hindsight, she was not. I just get bored so easily and when some other girls hits on me, I rarely can resist.

Good luck anon

>>39201493
>walk into gas station
>still have a pump from the gym
>buy a bottle of water
>little Indian guy behind the counter mirin
>ask how he's doing
>Doing well sir. You have very nice body.
>smile and thank him
>feel good about myself for the rest of the day

Only been lifting for five months, and it was my first mirin experience. It still makes me feel good.

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>>39201605
under rated

>>39201562
Thats why you dont go to a bar with a dance floor

>>39201605
Guaranteed replies every fucking time kek

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>restocking rice mid week like normal along with some extra veg.
> standing in line catching the cashier glancing at me every so often.
> get up there and plop down my rice and veg
"so, bodybuilders eat a lot of rice and vegetables, huh? Why is that? "
> explain quickly the benefits of a good clean carbohydrate intake along with maintaining clean protein intake.
"That's really neat. When do you workout? "
> tell her I'm heading to the gym right after buying this rice and veg.
"Oh! Okay! Hope to see you again. Have fun lifting and enjoy your rice, Anon! " (she got my name from my debit card)

>>39204020

I misread this as "feel bad about myself the rest of the day" and I thought you were going to add something about all the Pajeet jokes you made on /fit/

>>39202903
that sounds really cute

>Walk by 40 year old woman
>She smiles and says good morning

Clearly mirin, confirmed made it

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> walk into store
> lady behind counter says good morning

yah she wanted it

>>39202905
I'm 65 235 and i feel dyel. How to not body dysmotphia

>>39201493
> walk into second day of new job
> ugly 40 year old red hed comes up
> 'where do you work out?'

It's official boys, ain't a dyel no more

You gonna make it we all gonna make it

>>39205949
I don't know man, I feel like you should've gotten past that shit already at your age.

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>>39205988

>>39205949
Well I still think I look small all the time, but having other people tell me I'm huge (normies think 17in arms are preposterous) gives me a boost for a while.

>>39202903
just fuck her brah

>>39206091
... I would kill for 17 inch arms
>tfw shitty arm genetics
FUCKING END IT

>>39201605
You stealing my
>be
>not you
line you little faggot?

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>having sex with qt asian twink
>in position like pic related, with him holding my legs as he pounds me
>he keeps dropping my legs because my calves are so jacked he cant quite fit his hands properly around them
>struggles to regrab them because my legs are so heavy
>eventually give up and do doggy instead
>afterwards he feels up my thighs and says "holy shit, your legs are insane"

THANK YOU MR RIPPETOE

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Not maybe mirin but
>at mma practice
>guy squeezes my bicep and says I've been going to the gym
>"nah"
[spoiler]I don't even go to the gym[/spoiler]

>>39206354
They grew a lot for me when I started doing burn outs at the end of every arm workout. Like I'd go from 35 all the way down to 5s and that really helped.

>Be me
>Lift for a few months
>No one can visibly tell i've lifted and I don't look much better
>I have personality disorder and over-confidence so I assume that every type of interaction from another human being is some type of mirin
>I fail to realize that none of these people even thought twice about me and would have no fucking clue what I were talking about if I asked them if they were miring


This happen to everyone else?

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>>39201493
Only response to this is smirk and reply "you filthy bitch".

>>39206370
Fuck off, m80. I was pulling that riff back in 2013.

>>39206771
Were you bollocks m8e , delete it

>>39206797
>Be me
>Invent "Not you"
>Not you

Nah, brah. I'm the captain now, m80.

>>39206826
Delete it, then come at me brah

>>39204002
he could just not want to devote a large portion of his time to a relationship? I'm in a similar situation myself, whether to take things further with a fwb or not.

>>39201493
I prefer the back door

>things OP should've said

>>39202301
What the fuck dude just talk to her

>>39202905
>Michael Angelo

>>39206527
Jesus i kek'd

>>39206966
Sorry, Michael And Jelly

>>39202519
Nice one! Wish I had some brain cells left from all the creatine use to say shit like this.

>>39201720
click on the number of his post to reply

t. not newfag

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>Posting from your ISP, IP range, or country has been blocked due to abuse.

What do they mean by this? Why can't I make threads? I can still make posts goddammit

>be me, Croatia, summer vacation,
> a lot of alkohol made my over 25o lbs looking cut as hell
>went to a wild electro rave party
>got high as fuck and oberheated
>taken my shirts off
>people around me started to back off
>"wtf, am I beeing weird? I am high so I might have done something stupidc
>qt 3.14 asian with 1o/1o ass approaches
>"aw my, anon, look at you, I could use someone like you after party "
" thanks, but my gf is over there"
>mfw qt 3.14 comes to my gf saying "can I borrow him after party"

Feeling gooood anon

>>39205750
Identity theft.

>>39201493
If old ladies compliment me, does that mean young ladies are noticing as well? 50+ year old women at my work say shit like "why are you a cashier, shouldn't you be in the warehouse?" and "I bet they hired you for the arms"

>>39207471
Kek

>At gym an hour ago
>Two 30 year old women keep eye fucking me
>One walks past me and says she hates how crowded it is
>The uglier one cant stop looking at me

First time being mired :)

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>>39201493
>buy leather jacket last winter
>Is a bit too big, but its original 250$ quality stuff, and smallest number they had
>summer ended, cold weather, start to wear it
>last month i keep getting compliments
>my lezbian friend "hey is that the same jacket? Because it really fits you well now, did you get bigger?
>My gf "I think your shoulders got bigger, your sleeves fit perfectly now. I didn't like the jacket so much before but now its perfect fit"


I didn't ask or mention anything, both comments came unrelated from each other

Difference is:
>Bench went from 60->75kg
>OHP from 35->50kg
>Bodyweight 60 -> 65kg

>>39201660
FUCKING NORMAN GET OFF MY BOARD

@39207292

You sure about that one?

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>be me
>Ride the bus to get to school every day
>Started working out over the summer but no gains yet
>Always sit alone on the bus
>Nobody wants to sit with me even when there aren't any more open seats
>Fast forward 3 months
>Been working out for around 4 months
>Started skelly so easily visible gains
>Still sitting alone
>Decide to wear a tanktop for once because it's gonna be too cold soon
>Get on bus
>Sit in an empty seat
>Tfw qt that's always at my bus stop is walking down the rows of seats
>She usually doesn't even see me
>Tfw she sits down next to me even though there are other seats open
>Tfw too much of a sperg to even talk to her
>Tfw sit paralyzed by anxiety while bus ride
Trust me when I say this, muscles don't fix autism

>won "Best Butt" at the end of high school

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Short and simple one
>grill at weekend festival like 5'4 asks during firework show if she can sit on my neck cause she can't see shit
>Later at campsite said going up she felt like she was on a power tower ride
>Made me laugh
She didn't even weigh 1pl8 tho

>>39205750
so what exactly do you think the benefits of "clean" carbs and "clean" protein are

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T-thanks /fit/?

>>39202903
I used to have a qt waitress like this but I blew it despite the amount of chances she gave me and everyone around us telling me to go for it. Don't hesitate and ask her out bruh, learn from my mistake.

>>39206947
Easier said than done bro

>>39208551
Not him but eating only healthy fats in your protein and carbs helps stabilize blood sugar, also helps mitigate free radicals.

>>39208283
trust me when I say this, you looked like shit in your tanktop you dyel fuck and people only "avoid you" in your head

>s-she sat next to me on bus we're all g-gonna make it
lmao

>Doin a closet cleanup
>80% of clothes now just do not fit in shoulders
>pants are loose in waist, and tight on thighs
>not really annoyed
>just throw the cheap shit away
>gather the good stuff in a bag, and go to my brothers, maybe he wants some
>he calls me a bullshit
>I pick the largest leather jacket and try to wear it
>cant get arms in, two sizes too small is shoulders
>his jaw drops
>I look at his gf
>she just sits looking at me with glazed eyes
>confused
>he picks what he wants and goes to put it into closet
>I say i gotta go
>she grabs me by the elbow and leads me to the door, never did that before
>in front of the door she grabs me by the biceps and tells me that I need to take that looser of my brother with me some time soon
>fucking confused, but good confused

>>39203475
probably wasn't bf, I always assume the guy's a relative or an orbiter

>>39203909
I like thicc but this was more ick

>>39209616
when the waves hit back, there is too much thicc

>be me
>... That's all I've got, fml.

>Be at friend of friends birthday party
>we're the first ones to show so i start hitting the booze earlier than others
>Me and my friends all wore blue flannels as a kinda joke idk
>people start showing up. They're all dudes
>sitting by the stares talking with some friends when a pretty tall qt shows up
>She's also wearing a blue flannel
>tell her from across the room I like her flannel
>she smiles and laughs
>leave party
>2 days later match with flannel girl on tinder
>she starts telling me about how she was checking me out and wanted me to come talk to her and how good i looked

Feels good bros

>>39209409
if you're a bro you'll tell your bro what his gf said to you

>>39209409
>>39210034
This. That Ho ain't loyal. Also , tell him he needs to lift for the Pain after the Breakup to go away.
Get swole, go out together , give some sloots what they want - it's a Win-Win for everyone.

>>39210034
>>39210151


I'd rather just take him to the gym fo real.

I've been pestering him for months now.

On the other hand it was kinda vicious

>>39210172
Or better yet, I'll just do both

>>39210172
Dude, if she thinks of him this way and also subtly hits on you, it's only a question of time before he gets cucked or at the very least broken up with.
Do your Bro a solid.

>>39210196
They do have that kind of rough love relationship, her feeling me up was what worries me more.

I'll just pull him to the gym by the ears if I have to and tell him anyway.

He's terrible at breakups, real softie inside, but its better then getting cucked

>>39201888
bonus effect is you always look bigger with short hair because it makes your shoulders seem even wider

>>39202043
She's probably gonna post online that you're her Bf or that she fucked you, making other fatties think that their fatasses can have high standards.
Yes i'm triggered.

>>39207292
>giving (You)'s to people

lmao

>>39209258
>Projecting this much
It must be awful being insecure about being a dyel>>39209409

>>39207640
nice

>>39207640
>5 extra kg
>that much of a difference in size

1-800-COMEONNOW

I lost 10 kg and a jacket that I couldn't zip because of my belly suddenly zipped, that was it.

>>39206527

Feelgood your calves aren't jacked you fucking lier.

>>39206527
>Getting fucked BY the twink.
Holyshit anon I never thought of this. You are of genius.

>>39201493
>workout late
>qt receptionist says "have a good night"
>does this every time

we're all gonna make it brahs!

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>be 19yo and on PPL after doing 6 months of GSLP
>walking into town during the summer, wearing a v-neck with rolled up sleeves
>it's late at night so windows are reflective
>catch the reflection of a solid 9.5/10 glimpsing at me in a shop window
>slow down
>they slow down
>stop and make eye contact with their reflection
>they stop too and their reflection holds eye contact with me
>flex at them whilst checking out their arms
>smile and wink at them
>they smile and wink back
>mfw my only mires are checking out my gains in random reflective surfaces

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>>39201493

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A couple girls at work asked if I was a football player, said my arms were bigger than their heads, then proceeded to flex at me.
Not sure if mire or mock

>>39210673
if unsure it's ALWAYS a mock
P in V is the only 100% legit IOI

>>39210705
>P in V is the only 100% legit
S-she could be fucking me ironically!

>>39210673

>not sure if mire or mock

Story of my life, bud

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It's been a long day for Chad. He's woken up hungover after having a wild orgy with 4 Stacies. They've just left his house and Chad's still sitting in his underwear, thinking about which girl he's going to call over next. Although, due to his superior genetics, his hangover lasts for about 5 mins max before he's at his full physical and mental potential.

He then hears a knock on his door. He gracefully makes his way across the room, being carried by his monster, non-gymcelled quads, as his mandible remains parallel to the floor beneath him, supported by his 90 degree gonial angle.

He opens the door to find the manlet landlord staring at him with his ethnikkk bug eyes. He breaks out into an instant sweat due to the severe mog he just suffered. He starts stuttering, telling Chad that he has 10 mins to leave the house, before retreating into his cave to shitpost on the misc. Chad doesn't give a fuck because of his low inhb.

He gets dressed and goes outside. He's feeling hungry and wants to eat some McDonalds along a load of other high calorie, sugary shit. He knows he consumes what he likes, and remains shredded all year round. Because after all, he grew up on a farm drinking raw milk, making him robust and setting him up for life.

It's been 5 minutes and he's already been approached by several HQNP women while mogging every male in the vicinity. One incel attempted to take his picture to post online but Chad sensed this and shot him a piercing gaze causing him to norwood on the spot.

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>>39210673
>Not sure if mire or mock
Every fucking time a woman even talks to me
How the FUCK do I get confidence gains

>make eye contact with girls
>they always look away, not down

Kill me

>>39212181
Dont be retarded. This means nothing. They have to be aware of their surroundings the cant just stare at their feet in the middle of the street.

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>>39201660
This aint fucken twitter you faggot. Jesus christ

>>39205750
>tfw high body fat and my chest looks like this
Is it fat or gyno

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>>39211350
IT'S. NOT. FUCKING. FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39202519
>i-i, uhm... found e-everything I n-n-need except fer um.... a uhhh... gf, heh....

>>39207324
>using o's instead of 0's

>>39201720
Outplayed

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>>39212381
It means they're not interested

>>39202905
>Get told you look like Michelangelo's David
>Don't realize she was saying you're a dicklet
>Think his name was Micheal Angelo
BRAINLET
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>>39208449
how could you do this and not fuck her?

t. chad

>>39201562
you do realize that you too was a totaly appropiate response in that situation?

>>39206966
got me too.

david d'angelo and michael angelo. Twi buff dudes from Reneae Scance, i think thats italy...

>>39207324
so its a cute One o / one o girl?
you took your shirt off at a rave and everyone backed off?
maybe you were sweaty?

>meet with girl for a date last night
>tries to peck me on the cheeck when we meet
>"oh wow how tall are you haha ?!"

>an hour later sitting in a caffee
>"so how tall are you really?"
>"6'3""
>"Niiiiice"
>Shy smile

My dick was diamonds, good thing I was sitting down.

>start a new job at a night club
>having a chat with one of the bouncers
>he's telling me about some of the shit that he deals with on a regular basis
>I joke that he's no stranger to twisting a few arms
>female coworker immediately gets in between us
>locks eyes with me and full on grasps my bicep with both her hands
>"I'm no stranger to twisting arms either, anon"
>winks

spaghetti. everywhere.

>>39210673
it was mire, fuck the haters, you glorious nigga

>>39202115
>fwb
>shrug it off because i never thought anyone would think i was physically attractive
She's having sex with you and you couldn't fathom that she found you attractive?

>>39215304
>/fit/

>>39215259
What do you even say to that? Fuck, man.

>>39206527

No homo?

>>39213310
No it doesnt, its not like everytime you see a hot girl you look at your feet

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>>39207640
>lesbian friend

either your a degenerate normie shit or just plain degenerate

>>39215352

"Well, I like to twist titties"

You either get kinky sex, or a good laugh.

Or a sexual harassment lawsuit.
It's worth the gamble.

>>39202301
You're fucking hilarious

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>>39208283
I know that feel m8. I was a 9/10 or something in the 8th grade when I moved to my new school but was a complete autist so didn't realize it.

literal 10/10 blond who I would crush on till the end of highschool sits next to me and tries to be friendly but i didn't fucking reciprocate at all. Literally stare out the window the entire time don't even look at her. I don't think she spoke to me again desu.

God I had so many chances in 8th and 9th grade that I never followed through with. By 10th grade I guess all the girls realized I was a completly hopeless autist and I don't remember to many other times where I'd get chances to fail. Also around that time I got really bad acne and I quit the football team so I stopped working out for a couple of years and everyone started to catch up with me height wise (was 5'8 in 8th grade only grew one more inch). Now I'm a kissless virgin freshman in college who's still fucking autistic. I'm still decent looking and have started working out again. but I'll never be able to compete the same way I would've back then and I'm still fucking autistic.

>>39205903
Lol

>>39208967
Literally crying

>>39210732
Llleeell

>>39206681

Here's your (you)

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>>39202420

i already read this post on reddit today. you're famous, anon.

I made great progress and getting aesthetic, on a bulk and proportion is spot on. People act like I haven't changed at all, no compliments, acknowledgment. It just makes my hate grow further.

>>39215554
Me too, had so many chances, was too beta to make moves but they all became friends. I guess thats why a lot of people thought i was gay... Except the girls that liked me were always: i dont think ur gay anon hihi

>>39214747
Had a BF until recently and I'm looking for something serious so I'm not gonna steal someones girl because if she came to you through cheating she'll leave you through cheating

They recently broke it off like a week ago tho and shes been dropping hints like mad so it's a work in progress

>>39202301
I swear to fucking god if some chick took an interest in me I wouldn't fag it up like a dumbass like you are doing.

Put me in, coach.

>>39215498
>"Well, I like to twist titties"
>You either get kinky sex, or a good laugh.

Oh jesus fucking kek, why would you think the other option would be a good laugh

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>>39214648
>Wanting to fuck a black chick

>>39217605
Attractive people can be found in all races you narrowsighted pleb

>>39217476
Gotta be attractive first for a girl to even take interest in you

>>39217654
glad to see someone else on 4chan is old/mature enough to understand this concept.

>>39217654
That should play no role in being a race traitor

>>39217680
>the attractiveness of a mate should play no role in choosing a mate
I hope this is ironic

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Only mires I appreciate is from teenage sluts on omegle.

>>39202903
Next time you go there and no one is at the register ask where your favourite cashier is

Works too if the bro is standing there

>>39217781
>your not you're
>yor not your
Disgusting

>>39201493
> rebuke statistics a fat Tumblrina pulled out her ass in a psychology lesson
>cute redhead behind me 'steady on Mr. Muscles'
feelsgoodman.jpg

>>39201605
>6 weeks into ICF
>6 weeks into...
>6 week...
>6...
>someone mirin
xDDDDDDD

>>39217654
Key word CAN be. Outliers exist everywhere, doesn't mean the majority of the target group are also.

>>39217873
>when she orders a tom-ay-to and grilled cheese sandwich and you get up and walk out with pure disgust.

>>39203475
>>39203475

You sure he aint a relative or gay best friend?

>working out with 2 friends
>have shirt tucked in because ab exercise was making it ride up
>"damn anon you're looking huge, like a bodybuilder"

only been lifting for 5 months, felt so good. made me workout even harder

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>go out to get some coffee in a tank
>cute milf comes around the corner checkin me out
>always see her around these parts but never mired pre-gains
>"well aren't you looking big and handsome?"
>sweating
>im at 60% rection
>brushes past her glutes when i walk past
>sweating from urethra now
>"y-you too"
>go back to my room

mom mires count r-right brehs?

>>39218209
all day long fuck yeah they do. man I can't wait 'til I get jacked milf pussy all day

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>>39201720

>>39217990
They were kissing

my first mire yesterday
>sit in college class
>wear t shirt
>girl I've been studying with a couple of times sits next to me to chat
>haven't seen her since last semester
>she has a bf
>stares at my arm
>catch her mirin
>"damn anon, you got BIG"
>makes the face bitches in porn do when they see a huge dick
>"can i touch it anon?"
>touches/pets my biceps and triceps
>"flex it anon"
>keeps holding on to my muscles
>get boner
thankfully she sat somewhere else and just came to me during the break halfway through the lecture after she saw me

been moving some weight this summer and it payed off, which is kinda good

>>39202115
My qt asian fwb told me last night that she loved me :(

>>39215259
>on a regular basis
>not on the dayyleee

baby please

>>39215352
>What about dicks?

>>39210552
5kg+ on 60kg is ~8% extra body mass that's not a small difference desu onii-senpai

>>39211994
Usually because you assume it's a mock while it's actually a mire so you get doubts

You know how sometimes you say something to a girl and they assume it's negative while you meant it as positive? It goes both ways

Assume it's positive and it'll feed your confidence one minor mire at a time

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>>39201493
>go to gym after work
>about half done and see a qt walk in (~18 maybe, not jailbait here because we aren't """""free""""" enough)
>keep on catching her looking at me through the mirrors
>catch her one time and she smiles
>whenever i move between equipment she moves machines a couple of minutes later to be slightly closer to me
>don't go up to her and say anything because autismo
>justify it to myself by saying it's because i got up at 5am and was tired

it still counts as a mire if you don't act on it, r-right /fit/?

>>39201493
>what diet did you do anon?
>You look like a different person
Stil working on the getting to a place where people will say 'you look fucking ripped' typed stuff, but this is a lot better than it used to be.

>>39202903
Went back today. Someone else brought my food out by accident and she wasn't happy. She immediately found another excuse to come talk to me.

I think the guy there wants us to get together.

I'll ask her out next time.

>>39202903
What restaurant?

>>39220397
Why?

>>39206681
Me, but it's ok because I've got all the chicks in classes looking at me, talking and pointing their feet at me and catch them glanicing from time to time, so it's ok. Lifting is worthless, all you need to get chicks is confidence and wit. Muscles means nothing. Don't be surprised that after yeras of lifting these guys in this site will stil ask how2getgfplz. Truly pathetic.

>walking down the street when I see a 8/10 qt
>say "Hey" with big grin on my face
>She was probably really shy because she looked the other way and ignored me

Nice

>>39219875
>I think the guy there wants us to get together.
So do I. This is cute. Good luck

>>39201493
>"that's right!"
ouch

>>39201605
hate it when that happens

>>39211350
Omg yesss finally a new pasta
This one is quite good

>>39201493
I had totally forgotten this story until last week. This happened two years ago.

>walking back to friend's dorm from the beach
>tripping on acid and shirtless
>guy with a girl comes up to me
>"hey man, you're exactly the kind of gut we came here looking for. Do you mind if we take your picture?"
>super skepical buy say "um okay"
>he asks me to flex and he has the girl pose next to me like she's all impressed and turned on
>"thanks!" And they leave

It was weird since I was on drugs and I didn't really think of myself as that ripped

>>39215924
You're still a piece of shit.

>>39201605
I'm fucking that cashier girl all the time brah.

>>39220424
just wondering if it's some shit like chick fil a or an actual diner, or just non fast food restaurant

>>39221241
Everyone in my line of work is a piece of shit. We are all narcissist. I get it now, I was so naive.

>>39219788
Just because she smiles at you doesnt mean she necessarily wants you to initiate conversation the first time the sees you

>>39210661
got me

>go to post office to pick something up
>big bootie cutie waiting outside
>I'm wearing sunglasses, free to stare while going towards the entrance
>she looks up at me as I'm approaching
>looks back to her phone
>as I'm turning into the entrance I catch her doing a double take

>go to grandpa's house
>grandpa is 88 and is on his 6th beer today
>"you are a man"

>>39223180
lol