/fit/ Halloween ideas

>>39200040
small penor/10

>>39200079
is putting a massive dildo in your pants sexual harrassment if people see it

Joesph Joestar or DIO
DMC3 Dante
Naked Snake
Machoke

>>39200040

Is that skellysmurf?

>>39200040
I'm going as Ken Bone because it will make normies laugh and I enjoy doing cringy shit

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This is what i'm doing

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>>39200040
What if I am not that fit to go shirtless?
:(

Any ideas

hooters girl

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>>39200146
>DMC3 Dante

>tfw no halloween idea cause u are not invited to a party :(

man what happend, last year i did things every weekend

since may this year ive only partied 3 times fuk

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Ordered this yesterday

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Idk. I'm probably gonna dress up as a squatting Slav.

>>39200835
>squatting slav
>doesn't even slavsquat properly

>>39200534
witnessed

>>39200807
haha cause it's like a penis

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>>39200146
>Naked snake

Got my stuff ready actually

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Brehs...

Does wearing bloody scrubs (actual scrubs with fake blood splattered on them), with fake blood on my face/arms, and calling myself a gynecologist sound cringe? Don't have a lot to work with unfortunately.

>>39200835
Hey daddy

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>>39200914

>>39200959

Yes. Just say you're a recently fired surgeon.

>>39200959
eyeeayouyu

>>39200959
Tear the sleeves off for max arms

>>39200992

Not a bad idea. Where/how do you think I should have the blood placed? I was thinking of having my friend use his hands, like squeeze my arm so there's an outline of a handprint and maybe have some look like it's coming out of my mouth.

Ideas?

>>39201070

I wouldn't worry about it too much. Just make sure you won't get it all over someone's shit when you touch stuff.

>>39201014
Guys I think Scoob might be attracted to gay men. I know it's crazy, but I have this gut feeling

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>>39201068

Only been on the loft for 6 months man I am not ready haha. If I had real gains maybe!

6'2, 180 pounds, lanklet. Going as Harley Quinn just to show the other 800 Harley's what a good ass is meant to look like. Not sure if autismo or not..

>>39201089

Nah that dude fucks tons of pussy.

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All smiles

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>>39201549
delet right now this
bottom text

>>39200534
you will ride eternal, shiny and chrome

going to the gym and getting home early before any of the kids and parents on my street see me go into my house in the dark alone so they dont know i have no friends or a girlfriend

>>39200835
You going as a crossfitter?

>>39201549
F A T
A
T

>>39200040
Im just gonna go out in my regular clothes and when someone asks me what my costume is im just gonna be like "oh tonights holloween? i was wondering why everyone was dressed up"

lame i know but meh idgaf im just trying to get drunk

>>39201984
This is not nearly as witty or funny as you think it is

>>39200534
https://www.amazon.com/Wilton-710-5521-Silver-Color-Mist/dp/B005KTVG86

don't forget to get some of this

>>39201984
Don't do this

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>>39200534
rate last year
>>39202408
this shit tastes so bad

>>39200040
Human centipede.

>work is having a costume contest
>Girl asked me to be superman and her Lois lane

Does she want to fug?

I think I'm just gonna throw on some skull face paint. It's a half ass costume but w/e.

>>39202435

She's at least thinking about it.

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I'm still kind of fat so I'm probably going to do italian spiderman again

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I made an Adam costume, is this TOO douchey? If I'm not doing this then I need a cheap idea

>>39202479
yeah

>>39202479
Is that you? I'd throw like one or two leaf vine things on like the other part of a toga but women will grope the absolute shit out of you regardless

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>>39200807
kek

>>39202479
Your tattoos are shitty and autistic

>>39202538
Thanks dad

>>39202426
Cool costume. Bit creepy tho

Dante from vidya dantes inferno.
Litterally tear the sleeves off of dr scrubs and call yourself dr bench or dr shots.
Cap america is easy.
Bane.
Tfw im a fat fuck but ill put on a cap amerixa shirt that tight around the belly and a cheap dollar store mask, go and get black out drunk and hopefully not almost rape a girl again

>>39202479
You should try not being sideways but other than that rock on and get your dick wet.
I'm not in good enough shape to do a "sexy" costume this year :(
Getting old feelz bad man. 28 and my abs are nowhere to be seen. Hopefully they can be back next year

>>39200975
he got you good

>>39202479
What the fuck is wrong with your face

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i've been lifting for a while now. So yeah ive made decent gains. (been doing crossfit and running alot) it helps to go vegan. anyways im decently lean now and feel confident without a shirt on. this was me at my last comic convention (on the left, yeah i know you're mirin) anyways ill probably be recycling my cosplay for halloween. Can't wait to see the sloots come after me. Pic related.

>>39202815
This is a really terrible attempt at bait

You should be ashamed of yourself

>>39202815
You mean on her left, right?

>>39202842
thank (you) for noticing

>>39202810
Same reason anyone makes a "lolsowackyXD" face in a picture: because they're incredibly insecure and don't want people to see them smiling like a normal human being.

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>>39202955
This.

>>39200959
Just wear a speedo and go as The Todd

>>39202474
If that's a pic of you, that's a perfect costume. Wear it.

>>39200682
>is not fit shirtless
then nigger you are not fit

>>39201631
Who is the guy in that photo

>>39203101
The GOAT

>>39203101
was the leader of the recent Turkish military coup who was hung for treason

>>39203116
Thought it was Sam al Hyde

>>39202474
That show was fucking awesome

Put effort into a costume last year that mostly disappeared and was forgotten over the course of a party.
Planning on complete low effort like a shirt with "404" on it this year.
If I'm jacked enough I'll do Saxton Hale next year

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Rate. I'm negan

Was Dora the Explorer for Halloween last year. It was pretty cool.

>>39200959
just go crazy with the blood and get some rusty knives and scissors. Become a mad surgon

>>39201089
Scooby is not gay, he just found that the best way to natty gains is to suck dick and swallow.

>>39202435
Depends how you look in the costume.

>>39201070

Not coming out of your mouth you retard

>>39202504
I'm liking that one in the bottom right

>>39203550
>bee urself :^)

>>39202815
What should I wear if I exclusively want to fug D.VAs?

>>39202404
Obviously, I'm not witty or funny I'm lazy

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>>39203456

Found a pic. Look stoned as balls in it though. Was the end of an event and exhausted.

>be Dora wearing Backpack and Map (map not in pic)
>go to some Halloween rave with friends
>get "du-du-du" dickered on redbull vodkas and other stuff
>doing godknowswhat
>CONSTANTLY hearing people around me shouting Dora
>To dickered to actually stop dancing and look
>having hella fun dancing with m8tes and others

And then...
>Near last hour of venue
>Hear "Dora" being shouted again from some some odd direction
>spot a random group of six qt's and 2 guys shouting "DORA" relentlessly
>I scream back "VAMINOS" in reply and start skipping towards them with one arm outstretched
>SKIPPING
>interlock my hand with one qt
>dafuqishedoing.jpeg
>scream "vaminos" once more and motion for her friends to do the same
>They oblige. Her friends and everyone around is dying from laughter
>lead their group towards the dance-floor as we hold hands in a chain
>more and more random people keep joining the chain
>No joke was just like the show desu
>probably looked homo to anyone who was sober...
>dance the night away with qt's and my pals
>twas fun, short-shorts show off quad gains throughout night

>>39200040
I don't think being dressed like a blue DYEL is in any way flattering to the character this fag's trying to resemble.

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Halloweens for faggots and Americans, I'll be busy lifting weights.

>>39203429
Gay af/10
Nobody would guess that

>>39201070
>abortion doctor

Wear office clothes (shirt unbuttoned)
make fake bruises on your face
you are now the narrator from Fight Club
(bonus if name tag too)

>>39202435
she obviously wants to fuck superman but you are the only guy lifting at work so she has to do with you

gj getting cucked by a fictional character

>>39201984
dude. That's not funny at all, people will just cringe at that shit. Atleast do the jim halpert halloween costumes and some qt office fans will think you're hilarious.

>>39203429
bro you look more like george zimmerman than whoever the fuck you are trying to be

>>39202604
>Halloween

>>39200835
Dis is ur culture and dis is not ok
;_;

>>39203667
Typical fitler, gets a hot qt but in the end some skinny dyel fucks her

>>39200835
I have the same weights at home

>>39200835
Dress up as Nacho Libre my man, or you're missing a very big opportunity

>>39201070
Handprints are good. Get some on your chest that slide down.

>>39202674
>again

>>39202479
>Autism, The Tattoo

>>39203667
I kinda want to be Dora now. How to make costume and more slutty?

>>39200040
>>39200040
Have a leather jacket and sunglasses with a red dot on the right eye for terminator. I wanted to go as Zorn from Son of Zorn, but I'm only 5'11 and I feel like I couldn't pull off that look well enough.

Other ideas I had were a demon or a spartan. Demon would have small fake horns, red contacts, a few fake scars on the chest. Spartan is kind of over-done for me. I just went the lazy route this year.

Kind of bummed though, at 225 and ~11% bf I feel like I could have REALLY pulled off that demon outfit. I'm the most massive I've ever been right now, and I think I might cut it back a bit over the next few months. It's getting too hard to maintain.

>>39203429
Fag/10

>>39203632
>D.Va
> Not mei

Shit taste, senpai.

Duke Nukem

Easy, cheap, classic

>>39200959
>calling myself a gynecologist sound cringe?

yes

you could probably hear their pussies snapping shut

>>39203632
Wear a dva plug suit and all the slutty dvas will want to take a picture with you.
t. Ironic crossplayers

Also I went bald when I was 16 so I'm going as krillin even though I'm 6ft. Only time I wish I was a manlet.

>>39200959
>Literally dressing up as a doctor covered in period blood

wew

lad

>adults dressing up as cartoon characters
How did Americans meme this all over the world?

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>>39203101
His name is Köksal Baba, he's one crazy little dude.

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>>39200040
>haven't been to a halloween party since I was 10

>>39204564
What makes it so bad

White skateboard helmet and paint it like the top of a dick.

If anyone asks you're a dickhead.

>>39203101
a turkish garden gnome

>>39202426
Pretty good, 9/10
Is thata bald cap or shaved head ?

>>39200534
Don't go dying sick and soft on Halloween

>>39201984
>I'm a stick in the mud I'm so funny

>>39203101
The turkroach.

>>39202479
Dude, get that tat covered, just get a shitty sleeve. I guarantee it'll look better than that

>>39205994
UNTIL THIS YEAR

>>39206230
What makes it so bad? I liked it despite everyone calling it autistic

>>39205431
? .

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Go Bane or Go Homo

>>39205329
Mei is exclusively lesbian

Defenders would be cool group costume.

Daredevil - Man in Black outfit easiest one compared to actual red outfit. long sleeve black shit. black gloves. black pants and boots. wear a black cloth or whatever for the mask

luke cage - got to be black though. go bald and grow a goatee. then just wear a hoodie with holes in it for the bullets.

jessica jones - be brunette female. black leather jacket. jeans and boots. easy outfit but without the rest it is difficult.

iron fist - hardest one since only the trailer, but if you can get a fake tattoo of the dragon thing on your chest and wear a black vest. Then you just got to get some orange led lights with a battery and wear some kind of skin glove so you can turn it on.

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>>39200040
>not going as the god of fertility, Priapus

>>39200146
>tfw getting fit to be a decent Joesph Joestar

>>39201089
He is not gay, but his husband is

>>39201984
Just say that you are a detective, the trenchcoat and the fedora makes it believeable

>>39204252


LELELELELEL

>>39204402

Is there something you want to talk about mate?


>>39204637

idk, do maybe pink booty shorts that girls wear to the gym? maybe long socks? Grab people and hump them?

Being a slut is not about what you wear, but how you act desu

>>39207865
kekekekke

>>39200040
you are welcome fucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMFzBXezmgs

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>>39202474
you are a fucking hero

>>39200959
This is a good suggestion
>>39200992

Don't say you're a gynecologist.

>>39205431
just go as piccolo you fucking idiot

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But lets be fucking honest, I'll not go anywhere

>>39209375
>Have to paint myself green
>Have to wear a turban

I think I will pass.

>>39201742
I T S C A L L E D B U L K I N G

>>39201549
def got the pig part down

>>39200040
/fit/ costumes are dumb. Everyone knows you're trying to show off because you're attention seeking or insecure. Just be a normal person and wear a normal costume.

>>39204252
literally started crying

>>39203429
I had to google "negan" to know who that was.
Apparently it's a guy from the TV show Walking Dead

God I hate you fuckers addicted to TV shows like that.
"Duuuude! Omg that last episode of Walking Dead was awesome! Almost as good as last week's game of thrones!
What??? You don't watch walking dead or GoT??? Duuuuudeee omgggg lollll"

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>>39201549

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pic related

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Thoughts on this? I look similar and have been growing a mustache in preparation

>>39212717
You could do the spy from tf2 easily

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2 ez

>>39214070
Get ready for lots of attention from homos

>>39207513
muh dik
https://myreadingmanga.info/mentaiko-priapus/

My ideas

>Waldo
>Clark Kent
>Bruce Wayne
>Santa (get girls to sit on my lap)

>>39214349
He's probably been on /fit/ for a while now. He's more than ready.

>>39200959
We'll I'd think that is fucking hilarious. I just wouldn't say it to grills

>>39214349
excellent

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>>39214412
>going as santa on halloween

>>39200835
Weve told u already, u no squat good

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>/fit/ costume
>not being an engineer

>>39214698
hes hot af no homo

>wear MEGA MILK shirt to nerd/arcade bar
>let my powerlevel slide a bit
>go home with someone I want

IDGAF if they aren't 10/10's but nerd girls fuck like no ones business

>>39214698
Thats actually a 10/10 costume. Shit looks badass as fuck.

>>39214727
>nerd girls fuck like no ones business
Hotness outside of bed is strongly correlated with lameness in bed.

>>39214808
Not saying you should go for the gutter stuff but some of the girls you pick up in places like that are really treats

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>>39200040
this is embarassing

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>>39200040

>>39204252
LMFAOOOOO

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>>39216274

That's probably a bad idea, unless you're going to a small party filled with other dork wrestling fans.

This is better. He's about as mainstream as any wrestler has ever been, you get to wear enough clothes that you don't look like a tryhard, it's sleeveless, and exposes abz.

Wear jeans if you skip leg day, black speedo, possibly with knee braces if you have them lying around or don't mind dropping some money at the Walgreens

>>39210663

Right?

They're fucking trend following, hype swallowing morons with no taste.

GoT is basically the worst of late 90s WWF. Just a gratuitous amount of tits in an attempt to distract you from the fact that not only has nothing happened to advance the plot in five goddamn episodes, but also that no one even knows what the fuck is going on anymore, they've had so many swerves in the name of kicking the audience in the nuts with some "darker and edgier" bullshit.

The Walking Dead is a shitty, generic zombie setting where the zombies are practically an afterthought behind the Human v Human drama, with the most unbelievably stupid, unlikable human characters in the history of fiction.

Breaking Bad was better than both of them.

Shit, Lucha Underground has better characterization, pacing, and resolution than either TWD or GoT, and it's basically a cross between pro wrestling and a shitty B movie.

>>39216274
>>39216321
Agreed. Steve Austin is much more based

>>39200040
Thinking about dressing up as zyzz's corpe.

>>39204252
I was going to say. He can be Zimmerboy.

>>39202504
Jimmy Fallon is a vampire?

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>>39200040
Going as this, will be pretty sweet, getting my hair done this week

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>>39207865
audible kek fuckin good 1 m8

>>39203795
Kek

>>39214070
What did you dress up as anon?
>a-an homo

Help me guys.
I was thinking about going as Clark Kent, but is it try hard to go in a suit to a halloween party?
There'll be lots of chicks, one of whom I know wants my dick already

> trying hard to not try hard is really fucking hard

>>39217255
Glasses, khakis, white dress shirt halfway unbuttoned, tight superman shirt underneath.

How's that try-hard?

>>39217332
I dunno man, I'm probably just overthinking as usual..
I'll go out and get glasses without lenses today

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>>39201089
>Scooby is gay

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Why not a sean connery cosplay?

>>39216321
You forgot to mention the requirement of shaving your head. We're not all hairlet baldfags, Anon

>>39203667
You sound like a fun person to get shit face with

>>39214214
You can't be Conan i'm already going to the party as Conan and it'd be weird.

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Responsible parent was what I went with

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>>39200040

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Gonna get all oiled up and go as one of these fuckers

>>39202474
You can also go as Pablo Escobar

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>>39218323

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>>39200534
I did this last year and was pretty legit. I feel it is a good step to take until you are ready to become into Lord Humungus.

>>39200835
>Both heels not on the ground
>confirmed western spy

>>39203667

You could be Anton Chigurh if you wanted to

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>>39200040

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Bane master race reporting in

>>39219302
the fuck is that?

>>39219302
Hahahah surely this is bait.

>>39219302
Preeetty sure Banes last name wasnt Hernandez.

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>>39203429
Whack. Mine is better

>>39216786
wtf is it , Tidus never ever looks like that

>>39203667
not gonna lie, you seem like you'd be a total bro

>>39214214
>>39217803
>Not teaming up as "THE GAY BARBARIANS"

Missed opportunities

I want to be Lieutenant Dangle

>>39200534
TO VALHALLA MY BROTHER

>>39217911
Only faggots tuck their pants into their boots.

I fucking hate this retarded shit.

>>39219419
Hahahahhaha dam bro go lift something. >hand in pocket
Confused look on face
Beta

Not a /fit/ costume, but can someone rate my idea? I'm a shut in, so the only costume I wear is one for my work's Halloween party.
>bank robber
>suicide vest is made of Galaxy Note 7s
I plan on buying a ski mask and gluing some Note 7 box art on some boxes I can grab from work. Is this an alright idea?

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>>39210765
Fuck yeah my meme is catching on. Ty. He's the original XL version.

Will answer any questions about meme making ty

>>39219647
Why would a bank robber have a suicide vest?

>>39219647

Bank robbers don't wear suicide vests

Recomend you spruce it up with a turban, some robes, maybe find a goat and carry it with a string,

>>39219664
>>39219665
There have been plenty of instances of bank robber with suicide vests. I did not go the mudslime route because I don't want to risk getting in trouble.

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im suprised none of you fags has posted hentai kamen. everyone always talks about showing off gainz.

Not really a /fit/ costume but i live in a very left-wing city in England and i'm going as Trump. Couldn't get a wig in time though so i'm wearing a MAGA hat. Can't decide whether to use orange makeup or go as zombie Trump and use green.

>>39200534
One of my future project. Will only need to tone down my body fat a bit and I'm ready to go.
>>39202426
Witnessed.

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>>39219687

>>39219628
I look great faggot. Go learn to greentext

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>>39219652

>>39219419
>can see gyno through a leather jacket

>>39219362
Isn't Bane literally Mexican?

>>39219804
Think hes from barbados

>>39207391
T. Tumblrina gaywasher

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>>39209465
>kars
>not wammu

Get a load of this fukin kid

>>39201984
terrible idea, no creativity, 1/10

>>39203429
The Chinese bootleg version.

>>39216906

>an homo

the fuck is wrong with you kid stay in school

>>39219419
your tits are pressing against your jacket nig

>>39203707
Based Fallon and his raging drinking problem.

>>39204252
haha

>>39200040
I was going to do Bane, but I started my bulk to lated.

I think I might go as a beed/sheet ghost.

>>39205994
>never been to one
at least i got this thread for the laughs

reminder if you dont dress up as something completely obvious no one will know who you are.

Could be good for starting conversations like "oh who are you supposed to be" but if you're response is "oh I am italian spiderman, zardoz or freddy mercury" the qts will give you a weird look and the conversation will be over

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its so easy

>>39200959
Spoooooky scary Skelton

>>39220334
who was legs

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guys, rate last years costume.
Should I do same this year, because dont have any ideas..

>>39220466
Is this multithreaded bait?

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Gonna go as Finn again. Got lots of mires last year, and too uncreative to get another one. Would recommend.
Pic is from last year

>>39220493
what do you mean?

>>39203429
CAN'T ZIMZAM THE FLIMFAM

NIGGAS BETTA WATCH OUT

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>>39203429
>Nailed it

>>39219895
im glad someone said it

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Was thinking Bigby from The Wolf Among Us or pic related since it's low effort and I got the hair down already

>>39219895

This. Every time.

>>39220334

"Spartan from 300" is the black leggings and uggs of men's Halloween costumes.

>>39221164
tfw I used to have a leather jacket that looked exactly like the one Negan has but I never wore it so I got rid of it.

>>39200040
Can someone help me find a sweatshop worker costume? Or seperate pieces of apparel that at least looks like sweatshop worker uniform? I left my old one back in China.

>>39221358
Spot on. Its pleb as shit, might as well go as gay bdsm slave

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Just gonna wear my facehugger mask and tear up the dancefloor. Last time I did this I hooked up with a qt in a masquerade mask. Didn't find out till later that she had a bf lol

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>>39205994
Youre invited to my Halloween party f-faggot, see you there

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>>39217803
Shit, Well Ill just go as my back up Macho Man
>gonna find a girl to be my miss Elizabeth

>>39222016
>not going as zombie macho man

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The bros and me.

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Too gay?

>>39214727
>MEGA MILK SHIRT
thats tempting

>>39220466
the wood axes are fucking shit.
just dont carry a weapon

>>39200040
Mike Myers/Michael Myers
Dressing up as Wayne from Wayne's world with a Halloween Michael Myers mask on.

>>39222317
How to get chest muscles like this?

>>39202479
you look good dude, put something around your upperbody, like a vine or wtv.

>>39202479

Do I have dismorphia?

I look a lot better than that but I wouldn't wear something like that because IMO I'm not big enough to show off. When I saw it I thought 'shrimp + dyel + high bf%'

Do you guys actually think that looks good?

>>39220334
>greek phalanx
>skipping leg day

pick one, and end yourself

>gonna be a fireman without the jacket
>need yellow tank top, firefighter hat+axe, and red suspenders
>go to Walmart
>no yellow tank top
>no hat+axe
>go to toys r us
>"They HAVE to have it"
>firetrucks but no hat and axe
>get annoyed and go home

>>39203429
NEGAN KILLS MAGGIE


FAGGOTS

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>>39207829
tfw JoJo is my secret gym motivation

>>39200040
This guys should have been
>>39200534 this guy
Fucken embarrassment

>>39219362
Bane Hernandez, I hired him to clean up some asbestos

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I'm still quite chubby because I work out but eat like a fucking pig, so I'm going as Danny DeVito
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e0NLxQJ55Y

>>39222317
MUSCLE
POWER

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Can any of you pull this off?

>>39223912
shit, you need Arnold tier chest for this.
At least to make it any good

>>39202479
legend

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>>39219302
Lol you're the Mongoloid who takes creepy pictures with every fucking waitress at hooters everytime you go

>>39222016
omg I love this idea to much

>>39200936
Can I see you dressed up?

>>39203429
Beanegan.

Which low-effort """"costume"""" do I go in? I'm depressed as fuck so that's my excuse for being shit.
Gay lumberjack (flannel shirt that's partially open, thick pants)
or
Aussie surfer (tank top, board shorts, flip flops)
preparing my autism for the shit ill get, I just want to get fucked up and cry myself to sleep

>>39202435

Are anons here this retarded? Yes she wants to fuck.

>>39214698
I was about to post this. Shame I'm a manlet.

It looks great, the shadowing of muscles is a bit too dark, other than that, perfect.

>>39217490
good taste

Negan would be a simple outfit. black leather jacket. baseball bat with some fake barbed wire. add some fake blood if you want.

FUCK I just got invited to a halloween party in 2 days.
>>39224483
Need to scram up something legit.

>>39225208
to be fair, the party im going to is on the fifth, and not many people will be going in legit costumes as people will be trying to get fucked
maybe ill just show up with a bullet in my head

>>39225226
Nov 5th? What sorta halloween party is that m8?

I'm thinking either something simple like 'mad scientist' just bloody up my lab coat with fake blood or something, or nux from mad max (but I need to shave head for that and I'm not sure I wanna try out that look).

>>39225342
We're all busy before that and/or not here and people where I live are apes and rented a venue on that day.
More of a regular party really that's disguised as an Halloween party officially.
I don't know why I'm posting desu, whatever I do makes me feel autistic and socially inept

>>39224032
All I ask is if you do it post pics

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also this years, from my uni's lifting club costume lift
>>39206090
shaved myself bald with the shitty trimmer on my electric razor, was kinda patchy but between white paint and chalk you couldn't tell

>>39219419
>that severe gyno, visible through clothing
>that complete lack of chin or jaw structure

laff

>>39225410
>whatever I do makes me feel autistic and socially inept
Pretty much. I don't even want to go but the people inviting me are amazing friends and always try to include me in thinks and I could use some more social life and less tfw posting. I plan to down 5 shots in the first 30 mins so I stop caring about my autism for the night.
>>39225487
>hex

>>39218869
sauce?

>>39225533
yeah i dont normally lift there, for that reason

>>39214045
no one will get it

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I never see this costume idea, yet it is incredibly good. Also Gaston.

>>39225671
cuz its hard to make and zap is like the anti futurama fan
and no one is big enough for gaston desu

>>39217834
Underrated

>>39222981
post pic

>>39217834
>>39225773
just retarded

>>39225779
ur smaller unless he's 5'4

>>39225813
i clicked the wrong post
>>39225753
>>39217834
this costume is dumb

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>>39221164
>>39219419
>>39203429
>MFW none of you have any type of facial hair
I could make a better Negan costume in 5 minutes, Than what you roodypoos have came up with. I would just need a bandolier and a pair of black denim jeans

>>39214361
thanks for that anon :)

>>39200040
I'm 7'2 and fat with ok shoulders. Going as Fisk. Already shaved my head now trying some suits on

>>39219272
That is my next cosplay lol

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And it was on this day anon realized that the vast majority of people that browse this board do not lift. Amazing.

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>>39219419
>>39203429
These fucking betas
You have to be a true Alpha to cosplay Daddy Negan

>>39204252
Rekt

>>39225738

I went as belle a few years ago and the petite 5'4" qt i was seeing at the time was as gaston

>>39206041
Looks like a potato outline m8