who here is /handlet/ mode?

>>39198308
>tfw 6' and fit, completely aesthetic
>constantly mired
>be in coffee shop, flirty 7/10 barista mirin
>order my drink and take off my gloves since it's cold as fuck outside
>watch her smile vanish completely once she sees my hands
>get my cup and see the first 6 digits of a phone number scribbled out on it

Why did God make me this way

My hands are massive. I've yet to meet anyone with bigger hands and I've met 3 pro basketball players.

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>>39198484
Here's a pic

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>5'10
>turbo wristlet
>giant hands
what the hell happened

>>39198502
Ur not fooling anyone Shlomo

>>39198577
Same except I'm 6'2 :d

>>39198502
Go fucking kill yourself

>>39198577
DELET THIS

>>39198577
Oh shit that could be a picture of my hands. Except I'm 5'11.

It's like you faggots invent new insecurities to run with every day. Just accept the shitty... hand you've been dealt and make the most of it

>>39198308
>Mighty 28cm hands from tip of pinky to tip of thumb
>Tiny little baby wrists

End my suffering

>>39198502
Nice triceps bro

>>39199499
this is a handlet thread, wristlets gtfo

>>39198308
I'm 6'3 and my 5'6 girlfriend has about the same size as mine

>>39198577
are u guys retarded, he's hovering his hand behind the table

I think I'm a handlet. I've always felt like my hands are small as shit.

Just measured my hand length and it's around the 19 cm mark (~7.5") (not sure where your palm is supposed to start). How bad is that?

>>39198308
Paint your nails and post a pic of your girly hands touching your cock pls

>>39201073
This is why you have no gf

>>39198577
holy shit

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>>39200987
That is below average.

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>>39201653
IMO it is less important than breadth though, having big meaty bear hands is ideal.

Link to PDF
www.dtic.mil/cgi-bin/GetTRDoc?AD=ADA611869

>>39201653
top 2% with these 21.5cm hands

you guys just enjoy inventing new ways too feel insecure, don't you

>>39201691
Well my breadth is exactly average. I guess I can still embrace my new handlet identity.

>>39201774
t.manlet/wristlet/dicklet/gflet

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Honestly, you guys have it pretty good.

>>39202658
Yeah I would hate to be black.

>>39201774
>tfw intraoculardistancelet

>>39202682
Fuck, man.

>>39202658

You work in the medical field? What do you do?

>>39202682
+1

>>39202658

> tommy ten thumbs

>>39201653
8.5" masterrace reporting in

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>>39202819
also 3.875" breadth masterrace

>>39202819
post hands w/ wrist

>>39202682
kek

>>39201653
>6'3"
>60th percentile hands


REEEEEE I WANT BIG ASS HANDS OF A BASKETBALL PLAYER WHY HAS GOD MADE ME A CHAD IN EVERY PART EXCEPT HANDS

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>>39201653
>>39201691

I dont believe it, with find another measure to cuck ourself you fukin autism...
Length/Breadth 19/9,5 cm reporting.
Below avarange length but masterrace breadth... is that good?

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>>39198308

>>39201653
>>39201691
21.5 cm hands
9.5 cm breath
19cm dick

Do i win?

>>39198577
6'2 wristlet reporting in

>>39201653
>>39201691

>95th percentile length, 3rd percentile breadth

what??? is this accurate? my hands feel pretty proportionate to me, and I checked both measurements multiple times.

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>tf when 7.5" long hands
>tf when almost 4.5" wide palms
>tf hamburger helper

>>39201653
>>39201691
>99th percentile for both
>6'1"
>bitch wrists
J U S T

>>39200899
You sure about that?

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>>39198308

>>39198308
Let's be honest here /fit/, no matter how much you blame your physical features it's always going to be your autism holding you back in the end.

>>39204970
He didn't even kiss it senpai

>>39201691
4 INCH BEAR HAND MASTER RACE

Tfw my 5'2 Asian gf commented on me having small hands. As have numerous other girls. But I have a 9" span and can palm a basketball... they're just skinny and bony
Tfw my boss is 6'0 with like a 6'5 armspan and legit 10.5-11" span hands (measured something he spread his hands on one day lmao autismo) absolute freak ape mode

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rate my muffin makers

>>39206456
6/10, stubby fingers

>>39206429
Tfw I have the same measurements as your boss except my fingers are also spindly as fuck

I was a hand model until I started lifting because my hands were so nice, and now they're ruined as fuck with scars and calluses

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>>39201653
>3rd percentile
>>39201691
>5th percentile

6.5'' wrists

at least I have 6.7'' dick

>>39206470
>my feminine hands became masculine

>acts like this is a bad thing

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>>39206466
seriously?

>>39206501
oh dang, your palm is just massive then

>>39206470
>having hand scars
Shit, I've straight sliced open my hand one time. I think I hit an artery. Did nothing, shit healed scarlessly. Am I the weird one?

>>39206587
I slashed open my palm beneath the thumb and barely missed the tendon. It was an extremely deep cut and I still occasionally get phantom pains there. The doctor said I was lucky not to lose use of the hand completely.

>>39206587
>tfw hands are full of scars from cutting them on metal while working
>longest is from a tuna can at home when i gripped an open lid by accident and cut to the bone

You probably didn't cut deep enough