>tfw to intellegent for gf

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>>39197627
I just want someone to hold, someone to fall asleep with desu.

>>39197689
Not as good as legends say, hair everywhere, boner and deadhand is mostly what you get

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>>39197715
Sometimes I huge myself and pretend it's someone else.

>>39197777
Basically it is called masturbation

>>39197627
>life of lifting, sports and supplements made me feel okay by default
>except when I go to bed
>the "dreaded bed" I think to myself
>There used to be a gf there, now she is gone.

I cannot supplement, or sport away this one area of bad feels. Outside of it I feel fine, but I almost fear going to bed right now. Fug.

>>39197807
iktf, here's some legit advice though

bang some broads in your bed. do as many positions as you can. cement fucking those whores where she used to sleep into your mind.

use a fucking hooker if you have to.

it's what i did and ive been sleeping like a babby ever since.

i fucked the hottest polish girl ive ever seen from tinder, now i miss her, but like not near as much because i barely knew her and she was kind of a basic bitch

>>39197795
It's not.

>>39197920
That actually seems like valid advice, I shall consider it. Kekt also. Mite work

>>39197920
dunno about this famalam.
It was something else when you believed this love thing could be real. Ignorance is bliss

>>39197955
>>39197955
But I'm trying familias

I used to be Chad with the chicks, but oneitis fucked my shit up

> bring same qt chubby home two times now
> first time I'm just weirded out by her wanting to be big spoon
> fat rubbed against my back is a total turn off apparently
> second time I start cooking spaghetti because bulk life
> drop actual spaghetti all over floor, hands are fucked from lifting
> burn my feet, but doesnt hurt too bad because drunk af
> make out with chubby and take her clothes of
> unsure if dick is unwilling because alcohol or chubby body
> she tries the succ but it's not very effective
> mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVt8d3QVYPk

Third times the charm, r-right guys?

>>39198098
Fucking a fat girl is disgusting .