I hope none of you drink

>>39194868
If people dont drink more than 2 phaggots will lose their jobs.

>>39194868
that's a fuckable face desu

Drink what?

Got shit faced 1.5 month ago, and since nine of my friends could carry me (95kg) and they were pretty drunk the called an ambulance.
Woke up at the emergency, a friend told me they said I was completely fine and conscious, just tired as fuck.
Haven't drank since.

>>39194925
Dihydrogen monoxide

>>39195158
just don't...
I heard it is causing cancer

>>39194868
Got trashed Friday and Saturday and both nights were fantastic, spent with fantastic people, doing fantastic activities. Would actively recommend

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>>39194868
well i don't drink but i am an alcoholic

>>39194925
That first sip

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>>39196434
>am

>>39194868
why do pics like this give me tfw no gf

The first time I ever drank was at my cousins girlfriends party. She was Puerto Rican and there was a bunch of sangria. I drank a lot of it and then I just remember throwing up all night.

I don't drink because I'm a pussy who hates the taste of alcohol.

I'll enjoy the occassional 6 pack every other week and I'm still alright.

You're just irresponsible in general and focus on your alcoholism in order to justify how shitty you are.

>>39194868
If you get hospitalized from drinking you're either retarded or a pussy, or most likely both.

>>39194925
Dimethyercury

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>give up alcohol almost 2 years ago trying to improve my health
>1 month later gf leaves me
>2 months later friends since childhood leave me

I hope they all get cancer

Have been off booze for about a year, I really like it. Only thing I miss is random hook ups with hotties. i've had plenty of sex this past year, but not random girls that I just met...miss it man. Other than that my money, fitness, environment and spirituality have all improved greatly.

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>got shitfaced drunk in front of 3 women
>I think two of them hate me niw
>the other one invited me to her sister's wedding as her date a week later when we got dinner together
>we fugged at wedding
>we are fwb now
?????
I still have no idea what I did that night. I know I was kicked out of the bar at least