Why should I lift when I can keep my dad bod?

So that you become less gross?

>>39191085
Women love dad bods

>>39191165
Your dad bod is just being fat though

Lol, dadbod trend died so fast

>>39191078
My dad has a dad bod.
Pretty sure he hasn't had sex in a decade

Y'all just jelly of my jelly

>>39191078
that's not a dad bod
you fatasses need to stop stealing our terms

>>39191397
I'm a bear and dad bod combined. I am the master race

>>39191468
That'd be strong fat man
You're fat and fat combined to be something that doesn't look human

>>39191078
this isn't dad bod
this is fat slob bod
let's see how good of a dad you are when you can't play with your kids because you're bed-ridden turbo fatlord
this implies you can find your dick to have sex in order to have kids

>>39191537
You can't have kids because you're juiced up and sterile faggot

>>39191078
You shouldnt because you couldnt look good even if you tried your best. You will always have scars and loose skin you disgusting fat shit

>>39191200
I don't how why this made me laugh so hard.

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>>39191537
>this implies you can find your dick to have sex in order to have kids

>>39191078
That's actually a basement fedora bod

>>39191078
Ethan Klein pls go

>>39191078

You've transcended Dad Bod and become 'Carl From ATHF' Bod

be fat then, no one cares whether you go to gym or not apart from yourself

>>39191165
No they don't, they love what it says about the guy
>he's okay with mediocrity
>I will always be the hot one and he won't leave me
>if he can't even go to the gym every once in a while, he will do literally anything I say because he's an unmotivated beta provider

>>39191078
>Le dad bod meme
Ok fatso :^)

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>>39191078

Hey, I'd still have sex with you OP

>>39194371
yeah maybe if you're an autistic virgin who browses autistic virgin websites

chicks just dig it because they want to fuck their daddies

>>39191597
>you're either a fat slob or an anabolics abusing mutant and nothing in between
Lel

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>>39192013
>tfw recovering fatasfatass and losing a lot of weight
>tfw this is my greatest fear
>tfw want to kill myself now

th-thanks /fit/

>>39195019
>projecting this hard

>>39195019
Not true you cuck