Can we actually have a /fit/ thread and not stupid fucking leg day memes?
>>39186782
stfu brah
This is the last of my folder. Should I dump Sir comics?
>>39186996
every time
>>39186850
kek
>>39187047
Fug yea
>>39188080
Sure, I'll try to post them in order
>>39186864
This looks so much worse from the icon.
Done for now
>>39186818
Brb joining crossfit gym
>>39187042
All these necklets in the background will never learn the benefits of the reverse neck press.
>>39188313
Kekd
>>39186917
wow thanks anon
>>39188195
>Caught you Mirin
Every time
>>39186896
IM IN FUCKING TEARS BROSKI
>>39186827
How do you spin like that? That would be a great way to hit on the cardiosluts
>>39186975
>>39186896
lost
>>39186757
>>39189021
>>39187007
that's a pretty beautiful form honestly, mirin
>>39188170
>I am Brolly
>Brolly
>isn't even Broly but Vegeta
I'll never not be triggered about this
>>39186804
Seeing people so fucking wrong and thinking they're the smart ones makes me so angry.
>>39186798
6 years on 4chan, nothing really bothers me or makes me cringe anymore, but this sent a shiver down my backk
>>39188697
Learn to salsa
>>39186795
oh my lord
>>39186887
Couldn't be faker or gayer if OP tried
>>39188313
Fucking high test always gets me.
>>39189094
holy shit same
All I got
>>39186782
lost
>>39187007
>literal retard strength
Pretty jelly desu, my form isn't that good
>>39186850
>fat guy putting on socks
>>39189855
Is this supposed to be funny?
>>39188320
Hmmm I missed this current years Sir comic
P.good
>>39186782
keked
>>39186882
That wouldn't have happened if he didn't browse reddit
>>39186804
just so we're clear, this is a real dude
real transformation
mirrors + selfie = majority of people are dumbfucks
>>39190197
we are not clear please clarify because god damn I still think this is a sham
>>39186870
I had saved his baby killing formula somewhere.
>>39190735
I have it.
>>39189084
they all have the same face, anon.
>>39186917
Oh fuck I'm crying.
>>39190775
I love you, no homo.
>>39187007
The way his mouth opens reminds me of fucking beaker
>>39187016
>>39189513
alpha.pdf
>>39186782
lost fuck
>>39186875
Filename.
Rip sides
>>39186917
>it was alright
>>39186782
Jesus I'm crying.
>>39186901
top fuckin' KEK
>>39189696
>mfw, just 169 cm.
>>39186804
Im going crazy!!! which one is real, or are they twins??? Fit explain, whats Happening here!!!
>>39186804
I had to actually look at myself in a mirror to figure this out. Fuck.
>>39191267
Kek
>>39189855
>>39186875
"says the faggot that took an iPad to the gym"
>>39186896
fucking hell idk why this is so funny.
>>39186901
hahaha
>>39186804
Holy fuck i'm dumb. Took me awhile
>>39186804
>>39192011
>>39192184
>>39190197
>>39186804
Fixed
>>39186996
fucking lol
>>39186804
>implying someone would go to painstaking efforts shopping a body and somehow overlook the biggest fucking detail
>>39186757
>hunor
If I wanted hunor I'd ask for your one rep max
>>39189845
LMAO
Oc
>>39186882
the natty lickaroo. mythical.
>>39188697
>YOOOOUUUU MIIIRRRRIIIINNNN NOOOWWWW BIIIIIITCH?!
>>39186782
Top lal
>>39192222
So, it was fake right?
>>39186804
He's holding the Iphone with his right hand on the right mirror picture. On the left picture someone took a picture of him and the dragon tattoo is on the left so this is real.
>>39187016
>posting stuff from /b/
Why don't you just go back there you DYEL little shit
>>39189094
So basically every thread on here makes you angry
>>39186850
Colon and dick marked red
lost
>>39186917
>need to think fast
>It was alright
I am fucking dead now, thanks anon.
>>39193272
> triss
Only thing stoping this from being 10/10
>>39187016
Fucking glorious.
>>39186757
Oh look it's /fit/ tumor thread
>>39193355
>being Yencuck
never gonna make it
>>39189783
kek
>>39186917
I haven't lost this hard ever 10/10
>>39189696
169.5, king of the manlets baby
>>39191003
>the geese charge
oh my god, holy kek
>>39186782
Fpbp
>>39186757
>>39186782
nearly choked on my pop tart kek
>>39193562
best thread all years
>>39187007
>reminder
Anyone have any caps from around early 2013 on /fa/ where some /fa/ggot made a thread about getting a haircut like Jeff Seid but made a big deal about refusing to bring in a photo? And wouldn't call him by his name so he always referred to him as "that cookies motherfucker" and then /fit/ found the thread.
>>39189734
Everytime
>>39186804
yeah seeing how many Trump supporters there are around here I actually find it pretty normal they can't understand mirror images
>>39191003
>I start clapping
I hate my country
>>39187007
this is not funny, its inspiring
>>39186975
Whats great about this is it isn't just a greentext anyone can make up. It has a picture fucking attached so you know it's at least half real.
good stuff
>>39186782
good start.
>>39194117
Fuck I just saw this flick for the first time a couple days ago with my six year old. Legit cried.
>>39186861
classic
>>39188279
>Before: Date with Jessica
>After: Date with Jeff
kek
>>39186782
Legit lost.
>>39189696
>mfw 170cm
>>39187007
impressive desu
>>39187007
>idk op. how strong are you?
>>39186875
>filename and last comment
Lost.
Kind of fit related
>on the lirr the other day
>two middle aged dudes get on my train car, sit in seats across from me
>they're in the middle of a standard "can't wait to go home huh Bill?" conversation
>tired so I zone out for a bit
>then I hear them say something
>guy 1"Yeah they're still busting his balls over it today"
>guy 2 "but what exactly happened? He's a strange guy, I never really speak to him besides saying hello"
>guy 1 "so apparently he went to the guys with a bar and they started drinking, and a hot chick walked over"
>"After a few drinks the guy begs the girl to lick her feet, gets on his knees and starts to go at it
>"Just in a bar in front of everyone, he has a foot fetish or something, started licking this girl's feet"
>guy 2 "oh man"
>guy 1 "I know, I talked to him later about it, he shrugged it off trying to avoid talking about it and I told him man that's not something you can do and pretend it's nothing
>"Now he still tries to come out but everyone breaks his balls about it. He's never going to live it down"
>then they start talking how that should be kept behind closed doors
>my face throughout the story
Which one of you was it
>>39187007
I fucking love this dude, this is badass
>>39188309
>the girl doing the splits
HHNNNNNGGGGGG
>>39187007
swoletard
>>39186896
would make for a great metal album, desu
>>39187007
FUARK
WHAT A THICCCCCCC NECK
>>39195310
Given the source, that's a guy.
Yeah, i know.
>>39195310
thats mettaton, a (male) robot from undertale
no homo tho
>>39195241
This is /fit/, not /feet/
>>39190256
>Pullups to FAILURE
>Rest a MAX of two minutes
>Do this seven times
>>39186882
You can get away with anything if it's your style.
Here is my secret lads
>x10 spaghetti spills weekly
>x6 Burned CD's
>Bad boys, Mom's sphagetti, anything indie
>go for every joke, good or bad
>also be chad thundercock
>mfw one time I stopped making out with someone by laughing in their face
>they ask what's wrong
>Your lips are so thin it's like making out with a turtle anonette
>boning 5 minutes later
>>39186882
She was probably going to the toilet to freshen up her pussy or some shit. I guarantee it was worse in that a one mind than it was in reality. If he didn't get so flustered about it I bet her could have salvaged it.
>>39186911
Whatever happened to the mong and his shitty 5FDP "Deadlift" videos?
>>39186818
That was the longest minute, 53 seconds I've experienced in recent memory
It just wouldn't stop
>>39187016
>/b/tard day dreams
What I'm surprised is how can you faggots believe this shit, all these posts lose their meanings as soon as you realize a social outcast autistic underage faggot wrote all that shit, this is only funny if real.
>>39188309
>dat mettaton
>>39189696
>mfw 170 cm
>>39194676
It's not sleeveless so it's obviously fake.
>>39189696
>164
kms
>>39189696
>175cm
this post removed the noose from around my neck
>>39186901
Lost at "why haven't you said hello"
>>39189696
>173cm
feelsgud
also, I fucked a basketball player and she literally said: "you are destroying my vagina", but in a bad way (still feel good to me so fuck you bitch) like please stop we already fucked for 2 hours. she also said the 2-3 nights we fucked was the best sex she ever had
>>39186982
I mean if this guy was attractive it wouldn't even have been THAT autistic
>>39186818
why did the guy at :38 with the stick feint?
did he pull his back or some shit?
>>39186882
reminds me of somethig i did a couple months ago
> hanging out with gf
> getting playful, looks like im gonna get some head
> she retreats playfully
> brain goes full retard
> "what are you doing, come back here! I want my suckysucky!"
her sides went into orbit and i didnt get my suckysucky that day
pic unrelated
>>39189755
I remember that thread.
>HIGGINS
>>39189033
I'll never not laugh at this. "Scooby pls help me"
>>39186949
would ravage tbqh
>>39186864
'I bought some new sheets the other day.'
'Oh really, what colour?'
'Human flesh'
>>39193750
Geese can actually be pretty scary
They're incredibly territorial and agressive
>>39203132
I eat 10 Egg Whites . 5 Whole eggs each morning , that ok?
>>39186996
I was there , in that thread.
>>39186818
That's what's funny with Crossfit
they have these ads with strong, fit looking dudes doing these exercises and they look sick
then you end up with a bunch of awkward weirdos doing them and they look weird as fuck
>>39186782
Typical meathead.
>>39194737
>flick
Its kino
>>39202904
we all would
>>39203185
make it 3 whole eggs max daily
>>39203031
>one day my friend calls me, tells me he needs me to come over
>why?
>he cant leave the apartment bc theres a flock of geese
>he saw them, decided to feed them some bread
>walks outside with a whole loaf of bread, pulls out one slice
>geese immediately attack, bite the shit out of him and steal the whole loaf
>now they are waiting for him by the door, they dont give a fuck about bread anymore, they just try to attack him as soon as he tries to come out
>i have to go rescue my friend from some mother fucking geese
>>39186917
>poseidon has been angered
>the portal to the milk dimension has been opened
>>39193429
this is some uncanny valley tomfoolery
>>39194607
to WHO??
>>39186818
If this gif just had the guy hitting the tire with the hammer and the crab people on the beach it would literally have made me piss myself
>>39186757
if i wanted humour i'd ask you about your retard strength
>>39206087
Such is life in the zone.
>>39188320
>two invisible watermelons
Lost
>>39186804
He has the same tattoo on his left and right arm you dumb fuks
>>39206747
I was so ready to kick the shit out of some geese, but as soon as the saw me walking towards them they could tell i wasnt fucking around and wouldnt get anywhere near me.
Fucking wild animals are just beta bully bitches. Of course, my friend was even more beta to get cucked out of his breadfu by some goddamn geese.
>when he realized the geese were afraid of me he ran out and grabbed one of the young/baby ones and then ran back behind me
>geese were flipping out but still too pussy to do anything about it, despite me just standing there, doing nothing, having made no hostile moves
>geese are bitches
>>39201560
i use water bottles as weights.
>1l=1kg
there is an image that I have looked all over the internet for but for the life of me I cannot find it.
It's a stickfigure holding up a barbell, and it says something like "when u have problem, lyft problem over head, problem not heavy anymore"
its not the "sometimes the heaviest thing we lift are our feels" one
help
>>39188257
Now, this is epic
>>39204960
Kinobody thread?
>>39189696
I-I want a second opinion
>>39188320
shit I I missed this years one too, good fucking stuff my sides are done
>>39207493
know what u mean, only have this 1
>>39195310
>girl
>>39186795
Best in the thread pls be true
>>39186901
THIS IS ME
I was in korea at the time
>>39186917
>WHOA NELLY
I'm ahvin a giggle now
http://desuarchive.org/fit/thread/37282176/
>>39187007
Not sure what's funny about this, guy's doin' the best with what he's got and is killin' it. Mirin.
>>39193562
Fuck man I remember seeing this thread but not opening it for some reason.
>>39186795
fucking, what?
>>39196689
This a thousand times. If he really wierded her out , she'd have left immediately instead of awkardly waiting through the whole movie so he may pretty please put his mouth on her pussy finally. I mean, would you reject a blowjob just because the girls is kinda spergy about it?
Just this weekend something pretty similar happened to me - if I hadn't convinced myself I just fucked up when in fact I did the opposite, I'd probably be a Virgin no longer.
Fells Bad, man.
>>39186967
lost
>>39186837
I fucking died
>>39194485
Thanks for Correcting the Record.
>>39209143
>Nigel Thornberry
>>39189696
>tfw exactly 170cm
Despite that, the cut-off is even higher, if you take into account that the average good looking girl is taller than the average girl, and that girls with heels are like 12 cm taller than their average height.
>>39189716
underrated
top kek
>>39190163
Where did it say that?
>>39186875
there was a picture after this of the poster apologising, saying he was depressed and used to be made fun of for being fat, because people showed his mom the post and she stopped paying his rent or something.
it sounds cliche, but bullies really are the most insecure people
>>39208380
this got me for some reason ffs
>>39187047
>tfw i remember this actual post
>tfw i still enjoyed this board in 2011
>tfw the tripfags were even enjoyable
>except for harsh
Did trucrypt die or get locked up for being a filthy fucking pedo
>>39197987
That was just an artist's depiction of the events.
>>39197452
at worst, think of it like a movie or fictional book
>>39187035
Always lol at the last panel
>>39189696
>average of tallest girls is 5'5"
i must be terrible at estimating height
>>39189736
>"it was a joke for twitter, dad!"
>mfw I should have known
>>39189839
I've honestly never read so much bull shit bro science condensed into just a few sentences.
>>39195640
>for both pull-ups and chin-ups, back-to-back
>>39205564
how about fuck you?
>>39186795
Holy shit lol
unironic question, what're your maxes
>>39201560
Why do they say it's 188L?
>>39206962
>grabbed one of the young/baby ones
What happened then?
>>39189696
>tfw I'm 2 inches over manlet cutoff
>>39186982
It's not that autistic a thing to say
>>39192400
Might as well just post a pic of you blowing dudes, cmon man
>>39189696
>mfw 188cm
feelsgoodman
>>39203132
5 years I been coming to fit, have never laughed this hard at a pic. Thanks anon, you just got my motivation to try again
>>39211741
spotted the fatty
>>39212973
Hey fuck you man, people like you don't take into account extraneous variables like genetics, medical conditions, and accessibility of healthy foods and exercise equipment. Not everyone can afford $1000 of vegetables a week and not everyone can afford a weight rack for their house, so how about you go fuck yourself.
I bet $500 that you are a skinny skelly dyel lanklet that only comes into these threads to spout shit about your opposites to make yourself feel better about being a bag of skin and bones.
Hows it feel to be judged? Fucking faggot.
>>39213049
genetics don't mean shit, medical conditions can never account for more than 500 calories, healthy food is cheaper than mcdonalds and you don't need exercise equipment to stop eating.
#getrekt you fat fuck
>>39203132
errytime
>>39186757
>>39213086
five at slash slash at gee three
HOLY SHIT
>>39213150
Abandon thread, the Autist who doesn't know what humor is just stepped in.
Seriously though, this guy is a perfect example of someone who is completely autistic in the very real medical sense of the word and has never had anyone tell him/been diagnosed.
It's sad, and I pity him for not knowing.
>>39213190
i got baited son
>>39213190
it's bait dickhead
in b4
>so was that
>>39213190
Maybe you don't know no other mediums of humour to know what humour is really
>>39213190
you have to go back
>>39187007
Mirin', strength only builds are underrated af
>>39213294
Hey man, sometimes you need to dump INT for STR and WIS for those sweet form checks.
>>39189845
Fucking lost it
>>39186786
Complete shit
>>39190163
...the 'ol natty lickaroo is a /fit/ meme, son.
>>39188286
>barbell flies
Gets me every fucking time.
>>39186804
i understand what's happening, but I definitley see how someone could be confused trying to figure this out
>>39194676
yeah originally it was just the greentext story that was floating around /fit/ back in 09-10 but that picture next to it is just attached seperately. My guess is someone read the greentext then tried to recreate it in real life, then just added that picture.
>>39213221
>>39213230
>>39213292
Samefag trying to keep up appearances because your Autism prevents you from understanding that you are not funny, not even ironically.
>>39215242
then you are a FUCKING IDIOT
its been proven 100 times that he shooped that photo and the meme is that everytime it is posted people just act like its normal.
mirrors cant change reality you cuck.
>inb4 i was being retarded on purpose
>>39195115
Lol'd hard at corn pile
RARE PEPE GET IT WHILE YOU CAN
>>39215407
Can I save it?
>>39211875
He ran over to me, the geese were flipping their shit honking and hissing but still too afraid of me to come near. I told my friend to let it go or id let them attack him. he let the baby go, it ran over to the flock and the geese all got the fuck out
>>39215407
>>39215448
pls respond i can't save it until you say so its a rare pepe i dun wanna steel
>>39195241
This has nothing to do with fitness related humor, you faggot.
>>39211875
>He picked it up when it lagged behind when they were all getting away from me, the geese came at him but he ran over to me.
>geese flipping their shit honking and hissing but still too afraid of me to come near.
>julius stared my friend (i love nature, fucking with wild animals is not cool) and told him i was gonna let them attack him.
>he let the baby go, it ran over to the flock and the geese all got the fuck out
When he grabbed the baby i went from wondering why geese were such assholes to wondering why my friend was such an asshole pretty damn quick. Still, pretty fucking funny
>>39210881
Why do you faggots keep saying shit is underrated just because nobody else laughed at it? Maybe you both just share a retarded sense of humor.
maybe not directly related but /sp/orts related
a guy was shit talking the australian football grand final saying that one team was guaranteed to win and anyone supporting the other team was an idiot, this went on for hours and hour, through three different remakes of the same thread, when suddenly the underdogs pull a comeback and won it and the ensuing shitstorm was golden
>>39189696
>mfw 174
>>39215549
>CAN'T EVEN PREDICT BREAKFAST
welp i need a new set of sides
>>39215549
Goddamn Australians. Still the best shit posters of all time.
>>39195312
>swoletard
>>39215549
>mfw australians redefine the word SAVAGE
holy shit they all just went wild when he posted that topkek
>>39188257
a work of art
>>39186818
>meanwhile in crossfit-world
>>39215469
I thought this one had failed to post for some reason so i wrote it up again wih greentext so just ignore this post and read
>>39215523
Ita been years so i honestly dont remember if i told him to let it go or just told him i was gonna let them get him. Oh well doesnt really matter.
It was pretty amazing how they were not afraid of him at all but so afraid of me they wouldnt even try to save the baby even though me and my friend are basically the exact same size. They could tell he was afraid of them so they werent afraid or him at all but when they saw that i wasnt scared they knew they should be.
>>39215549
>>39215407
Saved
>>39215549
Im not sure i see how this is funny at all. Whoever did the cap is retarded did they really need to get every post that just said kek or hahaha or kys? I was gonna say just cap the funny replies, but there werent any
Oh... I just started looking at the post times. Is it supposed to be funny because every one of those replies were made by one samefag and then he capped all his shitty replies into this pic?
Thats pretty fucking autistic, but still not that funny. 2/10 would not lol
>>39215531
y u mad tho little dyel nigglet?
>>39215800
Actually, thinking about it more i realized this autist spend hours samefagging (i didnt get really hardcore into checking them all but not a single post time i saw was close enough to prove there was more than 1 person), then he was so proud of himself he made this stupid picture, and then he was so proud of his picture hes crossposting it in entirely unrelated threads on unrelated boards, and now hes samefagging about how funny it is?
Holy shit bro, you might be the most pathetic person on all of 4chan. My mind is so full of fuck about how much of a loser you are i cant even laugh at you. Its just... Wtf?
>>39186917
I only remember this thread because of the WOAH NELLY part. Good times.
>>39215800
>he thinks anyone outside of australia watches AFL
>he thinks this thread wasn't a Supermong tier faggot getting BTFO
>he doesn't understand the word humor
AHAHAHAHHAHAH FAGGOT
>>39215800
>>39215828
lol you just rekt yourself
i was in that thread
it was an aussie rules grand final match
which means basically EVERY aussie that watched footy was in there
we were all shooting the shit for ages
in /sp/ (which you clearly don't visit) there is a tripfag called Reality Check who predicts the outcomes of upcoming games and shitposts anyone who disagrees with him
this game was the build up of the entire footy season
he called sydney swans to win
but bulldogs came back after the first quarter and got up (CARN THE DOGGIES)
the thread blew up like your call out right in his face
they aren't samefags
that was something like 100+ aussies all rekking the shit out of him for being such a pretentious cunt kinda like you are right now
he got butthurt and later on tried to call out for samefagging (just like you did - if you actually looked at the pic, its included) and he listed something like 20 posts and the aussies responded by all screencapping their posts and posting and not a SINGLE ONE was by the same anon
then they went even more ballistic and btfo reality check for another hour until another anon found him posting on a different website trying to get people to believe the biggest sporting event in aussie culture was rigged
it was priceless if you were there, and it is /fit/ related humor
you just made yourself look like the biggest fucking loser, faggot.
>>39215828
>>39215828
>thinking about it more i realized this autist spend hours samefagging
It was literally like 20 hours, nobody was awake for that long, it was like two days worth of posts.
The fucking thread was remade almost 10 times by the time it was over.
That was like Isley posting here saying he would get a 1000lb Deadlift and blasting anyone who disagreed with him, and then failing on his first rep.
Every heard the saying "the crowd went wild"?
I'm sorry you feel excluded from the event, but that thread was fucking hilarious. The guy even removed his trip afterwards. He has a history of predicting wrong, but he was 10x as bad in that thread and when his team lost he claimed that the entire industry had set up the match for the underdogs to win.
The Australians lost their fucking heads, it was some of the funniest shit I've seen on 4chan in years.
I'm sorry you weren't there, and you had no input, but getting this buttblasted just shows how pathetic you really are.
>>39215800
>>39215828
>implying one anon could post for almost two days straight
>implying they all aren't from the same country (mostly)
>implying that wasn't a massive thread on /sp/ like /plg/ is on /fit/
>implying the OP didn't also call out samefagging and get BTFO for it
>implying you even understand what comedy is
>implying thats not a famous cap from early october this year
>implying Reality Check isn't a renowned tripfag
you are almost as delusional as reality kek
>>39215800
>>39215828
>posts within half a second of each other
HURR DURR SAMEFAGGING
just kill yourself already
>>39215800
>>39215828
Im not sure i see how you aren't a faggot at all. Whoever did this post is retarded did they really need to make themselves look like such a faggot? I was gonna say just say you don't find it funny, but you went full retard
Oh... I just started looking at the poster. Is it supposed to be ironic because you just got fucking rekt as hard as the guy in the original pic?
Thats pretty fucking autistic, but still not that funny. 1/10 would not want to know you irl
Actually, thinking about it more i realized this autist spend hours typing up an assessment of the pic (even though he was was completely wrong and rekt by like 4 posts afterwards), then he was so proud of himself he made this stupid post, and then he was so proud of his post he quoted it and went into even more detail about how wrong he is it, and now hes going to backpedal and cry samefagging again?
Holy shit bro, you might be the most pathetic person on all of 4chan. My mind is so full of fuck about how much of a loser you are i cant even laugh at you. Its just... Wtf?
>please cry samefag i know you want to faggot its so beyond your comprehension you could be so utterly wrong