A little survey

>>39185956
>When did you last have sex anon?
Last week
Got a girl coming over tonight after she gets off work, sex is implied
I cant enjoy it though, way past that point

>>39185956
Friday. Major shout out to whiskey dick for making me stop halfway through.

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>>39185956
Any of you ITT had a sex marathon with your main bitch but for some reason cannot cum like the 3rd and 4th time or so?

I swear when I was 20 (26 now) I could fuck the entire night!

What do? Is this getting old is like? tell me it gets better...

>>39185956
How to claim virginity for government compensation?

>tfw you have had sex exclusively with prostitutes

There are days when I don't think about suicide, but they are far and few

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>>39185956
So can I now park in handicap spots?

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4 years ago.

m-maybe next year will be the year.

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>>39186045
OP here. My virginity was taken by a whore, too. I already took the red pill so IDGAF. At least my first time was done by a professional.

>found her on fb

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2,8 years ago.

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>>39186064
Yeah I don't really care either, I mean I'll pay to fuck a hot chick. It just actually really feels like a disability to not be able to git with gurls without payment involved. That and I want to know the difference between sex with a girl I payed and sex with a girl that's really into me.

>>39185956
during the olympics, like 3 months ago.
fuck

>>39185956
Had sex three days ago. Was pretty neato.

>tfw got laid more before started lifting

th-thanks /fit/

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an hour ago
sorry guys..

>>39186045
Same here. I've never been able to attract a girl beyond looking at me because I'm a boring cunt. The whores keep me sated so I don't feel tortured at work or in public and I can continue to otherwise ignore women in peace.

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Cool I don't have to work for the rest of my life.

3 days ago.

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>>39186147
I'll tell you this much; The pussy feels better, and you feel better emotionally, too! All Im saying is I am not judging you. You are not alone.

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August of 2014 was the last time I had sex with a woman.

I've since given up, saving up for an escort.

>>39185956
Yesterday morning

>>39185956
8/7/14

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>>39185956
I am around May as well.

>tfw enlisted because fell for the military-meme

Fuck this shit job. You are in some bumfuck town where there are not a lot of women.

eheh no matter what the world does to me, I WILL be getting my powers in just 7 more years...then you shall bow before this powerful wizard

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>>39186332
More on this, if you fucks dont have to work ridiculous hours or have to be on duty during the weekends, and dont have a sausage-party as a workplace, and live near a major city you have NO excuse to not getting laid!

Fuck all of you.

>>39186300
Yeah, flirting usually just gets really boring to me after 5 minutes. I actually think sometimes girls are interested but it's just a hassle to me to try and get them to my house.

> All Im saying is I am not judging you. You are not alone.
I know breh <3

>>39185956
6 years...

>>39185956
But trannies are not ill people, good logic.

Last time my penis was inside a vagina was over 32 years ago. It wasn't sex. Guess I'm disabled now.

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>>39186402
The chase bro! Think about it this way, its like getting something you usually have to pay for and trying to get it for free!

Its going to feel like a game and it would be more fun! Instead of using females like a fleshlight lol

How old are you all ITT?

>>39186439
Games are good bro but dating feels like playing counter strike single player back when there were no bots
You kind of need other players for it to work and the single market is seriously lacking females

6 months
Came out of a long ass relationship a year ago
Fucked a few sluts
Wasnt really feeling it
Now we here

I'm honestly not ready for life without her - I just wanna lift and/or kms

>>39186047
Kek

>>39186450

25

Does this mean I can collect disability by not having sex?
that sounds like a win/win for me.

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>>39186465
>single market is seriously lacking females
Where do you live?
Its too late now anyways cuffing season has began. You're going to have to tough out the winter, and the holidays alone... cold... and lonely.

I am saying its going to 'feel' like a game when you look through the perspective I described above.

>>39186450
23

>>39186509
Oh good because I'm 18 and still a virgin. Getting kind of nervous now but I'll probably lose it before the end of 2017

>>39186439
I just don't enjoy it, I don't catch feelings anymore anyway. I don't get invested and stop caring and it becomes a drag.

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>>39186527
Lol I lost my virginity at 20.

It sucks that I will never (legally) experience teen love, and fuck 15 year old pussy tho.

>tfw missed out

>>39186513
A big city of a million somewhere in europe
Im not kidding when i say during my two years of being single ive met maybe 2-3 girls who were single despite being active and looking for a girl

The only way i see how you get a girl today is to steal her from a weaker guy and same goes for fucking
Sad but there arent any women around, or correction there are way too many men

Why the fuck is all this board talks about is sex and girlfriends?

I don't get it... what is fitness/health related about sex? And of course everyone here isa stud who is fucking nonstop too

>>39186545
Really? Seems really overrated to me, sex in general is overrated to me desu

>>39186030
send picture of your face.

>>39186556
Because it is now a sickness if you cant get laid.

>>39186556
>And of course everyone here isa stud who is fucking nonstop too
Did you even read the thread?

>>39186545
>implying

Just get into sex tourism brah

I've fucked a half dozen 11-14 year olds in three different countries, just go where it's legal (or you can get away with hiding a body).

>>39186568
wut

>>39186556
How isn't sex health and fitness related? One of the best forms of cardio to exist

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>>39186548
>A big city of a million somewhere in europe
Where exactly are you looking? Have you utilized your circle of friends? I can name 5 people on top of my head that are single right now in my city of origin. But then this is America.

>>39186045
>tfw seeing the same prostitute for months
>after the last session she tells me I should find a gf and that she doesnt want to see me anymore because she doesn't want me to get addicted

kek even prostitutes dont want me

>>39186527

Honestly just go for it
Sex is a binary thing when you're a virgin

So just hit up girls
You either get a 1, aka you fuck a girl and are no longer a virgin
Or a 0 aka you don't fuck her and have lost literally nothing

>>39185956
Nice! Finally I can park my car front of the store

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>>39186614
thing is I have a severe mommy fetish and am not really attracted to girls my age

>>39185956
I hope anybody whose answer wasn't "never" fucking dies.

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>>39186629
>Me too

I've always wondered why this is. I like milf/mom porn

WTF is wrong with me? How and why did this happen?

>>39185956
7 years :( almost 40

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>>39186575
Its never going to be genuine! Its not the same!

It will never be summer after high school, and would never make out in your mustang to radio head.

>>39186603
that's actually really nice of her to do to be honest.

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>>39186548
Im starting to think maybe your standards are waaay too high. I never had to settle but I always find hot single girls at my instagram

>>39186594
Im looking in various places, all places except for online basically because online is just...well its just wrong
The world just feels lonely, dating is supposed to be fun and enjoyable but instead its a huge stressfactor for me since i feel like im running out of time

Im 29 sadly and the pool is just fucking empty, no matter how much i achieve, lift or strive for the pool is constantly dry so what does it matter?
Its actually gotten to the point where ive given up on improving shit since...well it doesnt matter
I look good, i have confirmation of this but still there are no girls to date so what good does that do me?

>>39186706
Damnit, i just posted a reply
My standards arent super high IMO
Decent looks, loving personality and not a horrible toxic mindset is all i need

Looks are important but not the most important thing in the world IMO but still, cant find girls who are single

>>39185956
Does this mean all I have to do is abstain from sex and I get to park in handicapped spots and apply for top tier scholarships and schools with an advantage?

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>>39186650
freud.jpg

But seriously, I've been jerking off to mommy porn non-stop for the past week (it ended an even worse fetish, thankfully). But the thing is, I've always been attracted to this type of porn. Back when I was 12 and just started off I'd watch vids and fantasize about fucking all my teachers, all my friend's moms, etc. And even when my tastes got worse I'd always watch vids featuring older women.

Pic related is the type of woman I'd want to lose my virginity to

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>>39186709
Ok anon, Imma help a Euro-bro out.

Describe your ideal girl you are looking for based on looks.

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>>39186742
>Pic related is the type of woman I'd want to lose my virginity to
Breh thats not old enough lol here is a fun fact, after 20 all porn stars become "MILF" porn actresses!

But I am exactly the way you are, except, I am not a virgin lol

>freud

Ok, the oedipus complex just says that at some stage in the early years you become sexually attracted to your mother. But it goes away and it gets resolved. This happens when you are 5 or so, I think.

So we are waaay past that. So wtf?

Can someone smart explain this to me? What if me and the anon here never resolved ours? What do?

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IT'S BEEN OVER 4 YEARS!!

>>39186706
>I never had to settle but I always find hot single girls at my instagram

>dude i always get hot girls, my instagram is full of hot single girls because they all like me too, its so easy, just do it man!

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>>39186776
pic related in >>39186742 was like 40 years old

This is her now and I'd still fuck her even though she's on her way out (ignoring all the surgery, of course. there's no good static pics of her where she doesn't look like a fucking barbie doll now)

>>39185956
>that pic
The W.H.O. is pants-on-head retarded if they actually say shit like that, and as such should be completely ignored. Remember these are the same faggots who are telling the world that veganism is what everyone should be doing. I call BULLSHIT on the W.H.O.

>>39186803
lol thats not what I was saying I am saying there are single girls whining about how niggas aint shit and attention-whoring

>>39186776
>become sexually attracted to your mother
It's not attraction. You compete with your father for the sexual attention of your mother, sexual in this case being less about the biological drives and more about the types of non-physical bonding occurring between the two sexes.

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>>39186748
Thats not easy since what i look for has a wide breadth and not so much whats ideal as to whats passable

Snagged this off /fit/ one day, it gives you a rough estimate of what i would look for but it varies and personality is more important

>>39186709
>>39186740
Same

All my friends got married young and only hang out with each other and never go out. I sometimes go out by myself but I'm an introvert so I mostly just go in somewhere and hate my autism for a couple hours then go home.

Online dating is 90% girls who weight twice what I do and 10% girls who weight half what I do. I've gotten a handful of dates but it seems like a dead end.

For now I'm just trying to cocoon-mode myself into being semi-aesthetic. Then I'll finally be able to get a girlfriend r-right

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>>39186868
Ok then you are disqualifying a lot of girls already. The reason is personality is not black and white. But hey,do you.

Wow these cheating and cuck threads sure do reek of shilling.

Sounds like someone is trying to kill /fit/ or in reality are you guys that self-deprecating?

>>39186924
>Ok then you are disqualifying a lot of girls already.
Well ofc?
My standards arent high, an average girl will pass them and i regularly meet girls who do pass them by a wide magin but they are all taken

If i lower my standards and include unattractive chicks, whats the fucking point?
Im not some desperate homo who needs to fuck/find a gf so badly id settle for a girl i dont want to be with

>>39186878
If youre an introvert youre gonna have a harder time mate
I actually was one of those who had a gf through his late teens/early and mid 20s and only recently became single so i was probably a terrible friend earlier

The biggest lie i was ever told was that if you focus on making life gains dating would be easier as you got older, it just went dead so i guess its kind of true but in that horrible bitter sense

Sex?

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>>39186594

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I fugged a girl I know from class raw this weekend and now I'm scared I caught something. She is on the pill and told me she was clean. I'm still freaking out. What do?

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>>39186994
Physical Attractiveness, true. But personality? Thats kind of difficult.

e.g. If I like a girl that has a great sense of humor but is also nice, what would happen if she has a dark sense of humor and likes to make fun of starving children?

See what I mean? That is just one example. And when you get really specific and unwavering then the potential partners' number gets even smaller.

>>39187076
I don't know who is stupider in those situations: The guy who has sex with a random girl without protection, or the girl who lets him and takes the risk of getting pregnant, even if she is on birth control, with the risk of STDs as well

I mean seriously, both are completely fucking retarded, but who is more so?

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This morning after I woke up with this girl I have been seeing twice a week for two months. We then had breakfast/coffee while she talked about how excited she was for Pokemon Sun/Moon and if I wanted to play Smash with her next weekend.

>After we were doing fugging put pajama bottoms on
>Going to put shirt on but she cooed "MMmmm I like looking at your bode Anon"
>Go shirtless, getting spontaneously kisses, hugs, and ass grabs during rest of morning
>tfw when smashing her next weekend

Now if I can only having a working 5RM of lmao4plates for my squats...

I'm a 26 year old virgin.

SOMEBODY STOP ME.

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>>39187112
>Now if I can only having a working 5RM of lmao4plates for my squats...

>wants to get to 4plaets
>hangs out with gainz goblin 2x a week

Do you want to make it, or not?

>>39186629

So hit up older women
It'll make them feel like they're dying less

Everyone's a winner

>>39187141
35+ woman who look like pic related (>>39186629)
are very hard to come across

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It's been over a year for me, likely thanks to extreme social anxiety. Soon they'll let me start donating blood again :/

Why is it so hard to find guys

>>39186776
In your case something may have happened that prevented the complex from being resolved, thus you have become fixated on the phallic stage. Only hope is shelling out big bux to see a psychoanalyst if you want it resolved.

>tfw 24 nearly 25 year old kissless virgin
>never asked a girl out or been on a date
>ugly as hell face and also skinny as fuck (get rated 3-4/10 online and shit on for my looks IRL since I was in high school)
>basically just like a class clown type personality... make funny comments and comebacks, people think I'm funny, but I'm weird and also awkward/introverted
>started to become social outcast in high school, so social retardation and friendlessness carried over to college, carrying over to post-college
>girl I find online to talk to actually like my weirdness and how funny i am, but usually drop me after seeing what my face looks like (especially if we've been doing dirty stuff)

I literally don't even try to be social with anyone due to my friendlessness. I'm not worth being friends with due to my weirdness. There's no point to try with girls when I'm as ugly as I am and have nothing to provide in the entertainment department

>>39187218
>gib shekels to a pill-pusher if you want to get rid of your non-invasive fetishes
The fuck? I like older women, end of story. I know I have major issues besides that, but I like older women.

>Leftists offer social benefits for betas
>almost everyone on the planet is now a Leftist

Is this the master plan?

>>39187218
wrong
>In a boy, a phallic-stage fixation might be conducive to becoming a vain, over-ambitious man
I don't think that applies to too many /fit/izens

Like 2 years. Gonna take a vacation to Amsterdam or Mexico soon.

>>39187337
>>39187218

OH SHIT! My biological mom did leave when I was young.

FML.

Do older women (33+) even take late teens/early 20s guys seriously?

>>39185956
Sex = Over ten years ago.
BJ = Two weeks ago

I've become extremely selfish.

>>39186147
Sex with a non-prostitute feels better until a few months later when she M. Night Shamalans you and you find out she was a whore all along.

>>39185956
>February, could barely get it up
>Before that, about 6 years

>>39187409
It still feels different when you are fucking a pro vs. amateur

I'm going to be a disabled person for halloween

Just last night.
You guys do try and go out and actually talk to girls right....?

You won't just wake up one day with a girl riding your cock.

Go out and talk to girls.

>>39187557
dude just be urself

>>39187557
>>39187557
who do i talk to if i have no friends to begin with and spend all my time indoors?

approach strangers?

>>39186045
>>39186045
>Be 25
>Want to see hooker
>Ads state no men under 35

How do you guys do it?

I had sex with an 18 year old girl two days ago. I'm 24

I was fucking her doggy, pounding her ass hard and pulling her hair. Started rubbing her clit and kissing her neck while fucking her. I slapped her ass and said "get fucking horny" and she started crying and told me she was raped.

She left without looking at me, and drove home. Later that night she texts me "I love you"

>>39187732
Stay away.

I had false rape charges against me once. Pussy isn't worth the crazy. Now I have girls either text a bunch of things or have them sign a paper before I pull my dick out.

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>>39186748
jesus why did I read that

>never had a girl
>used to look for grills who are similar to my anime waifus
>reality set in that was never going to happen
>browsing all the bait posts on /b/ and /r9k/ have made me lose interest in women entirely
>cant even bring myself to fuck a hooker because im ashamed
Sometimes I wonder if i am even male

>>39187732
fuck yeah nigger

>>39185956
2011

I have low test and a low sex drive, probably as a side effect of depression, so I haven't even tried since then.

>>39187375
seriously no

>>39187884
they don't want to rekindle with their youth?

>>39186568
Underrated

>>39187899
I think it has to do that women, of all ages, wants a dominant man,

Why female teachers are fucking their teen students is beyond me tho

I am kind of curious as to why this is happening often lately

>>39187773
Any ways to do this without being direct about it?

Like how do I get her to text me "I want to have sexual intercourse and I consent" without being direct. It's 2016 and shit is crazy nowadays.

>>39186603
She was probably sick of all the crying.

>>39186978
Pretty sure these guys just enjoy spreading their insecurities to others.

>>39187557
Apparently when my now ex would try to blow me during my sleeping I would glare at her for a moment and pass out again.

24 y/o. Never.

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>Kissless virgins on here
>I haven't got laid in 2 months and am going nuts

>>39187665
You've put the answer right in front of you m80

>>39187665
>approach strangers?

YES. Approach, approach, then approach some more. You might be shit, you might be naturally amazing. Either way your skills will grow in time. It's all a numbers game regardless.

APPROACH
>APPROACH
APPROACH
>APPROACH

Isn't it weird and sad that humans are the only 'animals' that make such a big deal of sex?

Animals just do the act, no fuz nothing and are done in like 10 secs tops. If a dog humps a bitch, there is no issue it's just natural. But somehow some humans go their whole life without sex, and for most it's a rare thing.

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I'm nearly 22 and I've never even kissed a girl or had a gf

Is that weird? I thought it was semi-normal

>>39188082
You know all those nature sounds when you open your window? That's every animal species alive calling to each other desperately to get fucked.

>>39188026
must be nice being a chad

>>39188082
I think it's more weird and sad seeing how obsessed guys on here are after a girlfriend breaks up with them. Like most guys on here are probably 17-20 years old acting like their wives of 20 years divorced them in all these crying about your life threads

about a year, broke up with girlfriend of a year last november and haven't gotten laid since. first few months i didnt really care but now i'm starting to feel some rage and it's actually fueling my lifts

>>39187669
>be 23
>ad says " no black guys."
Even black escorts pull this shit. Why though?

>>39188252
Same reason a lot say no fat guys or deformed guys

>>39185956
I can't stand any form of intimacy. Honestly I do believe this could be considered a disability

Four hours ago with my gf

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>>39185956
>mfw suddenly I find out I'm disabled

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>>39185956
1.5 years

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>>39188384
>he isn't living on disability thanks to his autism diagnosis

>>39188296
Me too, when people touch me I just get angry

Getting /fit/ has only made it worse, women at work don't stop touching my arms and I can't even tell them to stop or they'll think I'm autistic

It's been 7, maybe 8 years now

>>39188252
Because most niggers are not someone worth being around.

You're probably all right but most niggers are not.

>>39188407
I'm getting better at it but it's still pretty hard. I guess this is what I deserve for having two autistic parents who were too insecure themselves to hug me. I just feel so vulnerable even though I'm stronger and bigger than anyone I know

>>39187239
>my role is to entertain women
>my role is the class cuck

>>39188467
>every single person on earth knows that women love a guy with a good sense of humor/can make them laugh/are fun to be around and talk to
>on /fit/ if someone does that, they are just a "woman entertaining cukold"

>>39188495
The only girls you attract by making them laugh are at best the fugly ones

Hot ones are attracted by money and by how important your social standing is

>>39188507
>the only girls who exist are hot or ugly, and only like either humor or money

Christ, I know this sub is mostly fake alpha males but jesus

>>39188554
No no you listen fool, you have been told that the world isn't black or white but it's instead made of endless shades of gray

Well not women. Women are black and white and expecting anything gray out of them will only serve to make you confused

>>39185956
> when did you last have sex
You're making a whole lot of assumptions here, anon.

>>39186450
>>39188627
I'm 20

>>39188575
dude come on stop with that bullshit. there are plenty of good looking girls who are with average to below average looking guys because they like their personalities

>>39188664
>personalities
Right, indeed...their personalities

today, and a month b4 that

>>39187239
why u talking about highschool you're 24 man

>>39187557
dumb advice approaching strange girls is a sure way to become a public embarrassment.

>>39187976
know who you're fucking

>>39185956
Havent had my penis in a vagina since 2004. Get on my level.

>>39185956
fit male age 22 virgin

I almost had sex, went from eating her out and having my dick rock hard. To her sucking my dick and it going soft immediately... she now thinks I don't like her

>>39187386
Lolz

>>39188252
Because they're prostitutes and will have little legal recourse if they get robbed, and none if they get murdered. Also, nogs are exponentially more likely to have STDs.

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>>39185956
10 Years ago, I've been mourning her for a long time now. She had a bad reaction to an anesthetic during a surgery and that put her in a coma. After 11 days she passed.
She wasn't my GF, but we agreed to becoming lovers without attachments.

I failed at that clearly, I go visit her grave every year and bring her sunflowers..she loved sunflowers.

I haven't gotten over her and probably never will.

>>39185975
What do you mean?

>>39189064
He's an edgelord, clearly.

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21
basically surrounded by girls at college and in societies
never even kissed a girl

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>>39189055
James?

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>>39189055
Reminder: She's getting eons of dick run through her in heaven while you cry on earth.

>be kissless virgin
>this overweight guy from reddit has a qt3.14 gf and i don't
REEEEEEEEE

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>>39189369
forgot pic

>>39189378
Keep being bitter and never improve yourself

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>>39189055

>getting this attached to some slut that was plowing other dudes

lamo @ ur life

I was reading this thinking it was going to be you posting about your girfriend or wife and thinking it was sweet, little did I know you are a cu.ck

>>39186045
>tfw you yourself are the prostitute
its a good feel

>>39185956
Wizard.

I fuck a girl about every 6 months, so good great but apparently not disabled

[spoiler]its always tinder and because of ottermode gains, I can't interact with women besides hookups, I've fucked more girls from tinder than IRL interactions[/spoiler]

>>39189395
>>39189350


Cucks have feelings too you know, I know I am beyond saving at this point (age 31)and she probably would look away if she could see how pathetic I have become.
None of it matters, she was my first and I choose to keep it that way.

>>39186045

Same here. except the suicide part (most of the time)

Only time i got laid was at 9 she was 13 and with huge tits.

My then baby brother's babysitter would let me touch her,suck her breast and lick her pussy, we'd kiss and she sucked my dick. is a shame i couldn’t get hard at that age or we would have fuck like rabbits.

>>39187239
You don't need to get more "entertaining". Class clown? Been there. It means you're insecure about having nothing else to offer people. Feeling like you are a nuissance, dead weight unless you make people laugh? I know the feeling all too well.

You point to looks as one example of things you can't offer people. Meh. I've had plenty boring conversations with pretty people. Didn't distract me for one second from the fact that I was bored. Also, your looks are probably not as bad as you think. 3-4 on websites specifically made to show off nice faces? That's average. You should consider other reasons why you fail. I used to think I was really ugly. The older I got the more I realized my looks are unremarkable, neither selling point nor dealbreaker, and the real reason I get rejected is my personality. Hard pill to swallow, I know.

My advice: You need to figure out what you want in life (activities you are good at or want to get good at, both "professionally" and hobby-wise) and pursue it. From that pursuit comes self-worth. When you improve at something you care about you gain the confidence that you can generally improve at things, that you are more than your current self, that you have potential. With self-worth reinstated you'll be able to find REAL friends. And I mean your own circle of friends, not someone else's that you sort of piggy back on (what I would do as a teenager). This step is non-negotiable. No woman will take you seriously if you don't have any friends, so chasing women while being friendless is just a waste of your time. Even if it already gets you laid! You're not going to grow old with a tinder slut by your side. Your best bet at finding a keeper are friends of your friends. Or friends of friends of friends. As you gain confidence and realize you don't have to perform for anyone to put up with you you'll cast a wide net of potential contacts.

2 months ago. With a 41 yr old MILF with the body of a 20 yr old, shit was good.

But damn, on the other side it feels so lame. I have only had sex with her and my only girlfriend. So it felt more like a last resort, meh, I was on that dry spell for 3 years already.

Women are interested in me, yet I can't even bang a chick when I'm out clubbing/taking pics at a nightclub. The chicks always have excuses (her friends fighting, her friends being tired and grumpy) or when I can go home with one they ALWAYS leave early and I can't leave because I need to take fucking picssssss.

>>39189533
Wait what

You were molested. Do you see her at all

>>39185956

Can I use this disability as an excuse to get legal test? Will gladly enter the halls of wizardhood for massive gains

>>39185956
>When did you last have sex anon?
This morning

Week or so ago with a girl I met on tinder. It was meh but she has nice tits.

>>39185956
Government bucks, here I come!

>>39185956
this morning

creampied my 19 year old gf

i am 22

she begged me to cum inside her and get her "teen pussy pregnant"

About a year ago

just moved to a new town and know only a few ppl, any advice on how to fuck sloots from clubs, bars, ect?

I really wasn't into going out before but I've done it a few times and it's pretty fun, just don't know how to cold approach.
(pretty tall, just barely getting out of dyel, just not used to hooking up with chicks.)

thanks for reading my blog

>>39189986

>ackbar.jpg

>>39189986
Hahahaha that is just embarrasing

i've fucked over 14 women, not including literal paid for whores

In all honesty, the best sex is always with a whore and you don't have to worry about any other extra shit. You don't have to worry about her having an orgasm, you don't have to worry about her wanting to cuddle/sleep over after, you don't have to worry about a relationship with her, and the list goes on. I'm only 25, but still, 8/10 times i'd prefer to just fuck a whore then have to chase another bitch, take her out and all that other fuck shit, just to fuck her.
Unless you faggots are out here trying to have families and fall in love with one of these sluts (i.e getting cucked), why are you not fucking whores?

>>39189533

I was already a perv m8 and she was hot, so no. But again she had no means to know this so technically yes .

It happen for the first time when i was at my aunt's she is kinda poor so we all used to share beds.

That night i was sorted with her. She is also my cousin of some sort. She grab my soft infant dick and started play with my balls. It felt good but i was confused and didn't know what to do and my uncle was sleeping on the next bed in the same room so i stood still all night.

Next morning i realized how big opportunity i missed. She was staying for the weekend so that same night we sleep in the same bed. To my disappointing she was not doing anything so i started touching her breast. She soon woke up and kiss me, then i started clumsily massaging her tits she grand my dick and begging stroking i didn't get hard but it felt good so i fingered her pussy in return, we play mom and dad under the sheets in silence darkness.

After that we fuck around as much as a 9 year old who haven't hit puberty could. I loved her breast. She got ugly and fat i never see her.

>>39190267

it was meant for

>>39189849

3 weeks ago for me. Sucks though because that was the end of an affair/fling that's gone on since May. Before this May though I hadn't been with a woman since 2010.

Even though I knew what it was going in I fell for her hard. Like started seriously thinking about being with her for life. She also felt the same.

It's a bittersweet situation because I've been reawakened now, and have to refigure out the whole dating thing. But I also want her. Since I can't have her though, at least for now, the next best thing is to look for someone like her. At least I now know the qualities I'm looking for in a wife/life-long partner.

>>39188252
niggers don't pay and they are incredibly rude to the girls

>>39190347
>he's extra kind to whores
lmao, could you be any more of a cuck?

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>>39185956

I never had sex, I'm 30 years old

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>>39185956

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>>39189055
> She would have fucked 85 guys after you if she had lived

The amount of bitterness in this thread is literally astounding...

>>39187899
34/f here. Let me give you my perspective.

Youth sucks, honestly. Why would anyone want to reconnect with it? Significantly younger men are also generally less experienced at sex, lack stamina and technique, and have bland personalities (in my experience). Not many men are actually good at sex, so why take the risk on some puppy who is also immature emotionally and intellectually?
Young men are also a little gross. Poor hygiene and grooming.

I'm sure there are exceptions to the rule, but I've yet to find them. I do have a 21 year old I sometimes see, and he's sweet enough, but I much prefer my 41 year old.
>>39187960
I think it's an ego thing. If you can still pull younger guys, it makes you feel like you're still desirable...and you'd only need to feel that way if you weren't actually desirable and getting sexual attention.

On topic; got laid Saturday night. Probably getting laid again tonight. I'm so sorry it's millions of times easier to get sex when you're female. I do feel sympathy for you guys.

>>39190421

Think in something happy and scream: EXPECTO PATRONUM!!

>>39190485
>34/m fag here
FTFY

>>39186027
>Remember having my first gf at 16/17
>We would fuck like rabbits whenever we had the chance
>5 Minute recovery was all I'd need and we would go 5-6 times

>25 now
>last about 6 minutes
>after that I'm tired and just want to be alone

:(

>>39186027
It doesn't. Atleast not naturally. But you are still young, you shouldn't have a problem yet. Get your testosterone levels checked maybe. At a certain point it'll be safe for you to take prescription pills for this kind of thing and fuck like a champ again.

For me , last week but she is un Iceland now for still a week and I miss her. We are madly in love with each other and let me tell you, the sex is so much better that way.
Funny thing : last friday I was having a beer with some friends (we were two girls and two man), we all four had found our boyfriend or girlfriend on Tinder. It can work...

>be me, 18
>kisless, hugless, hand holdless
Do have a chance?

>>39190675
You can do it young pup. You've got a fuck load of prime life ahead of you.

today

my fiancee does not like having sex because her vajayjay is 2tight4me and this is me having a tiny dick lol

>>39190698
I literally can't talk to people I'm not used to being around, and even then it takes months, years to have normal conversations with that person.

I've started lifting for a month so I'm just betting on that to help at this point.

I get depressed and socially anxious pretty bad and I've even been out of school for a year because of how bad I am around people.

>>39190741
I can't believe there are ppl like this. Doesn't make sense. Sure, I was awkward as fuck around girls whne I was like 12 or 13. But by 14 I had gotten over it, got head at that same age, lost virginity at 16, have had like 3 gfs since then and have been in 'things' with so many more.

How are people still socially retarded at 18.

>>39190504
>25
>last a handful of pumps cause PE
>want sex
>dont want to deal with explaining myself or dealing the womans reactions

Its not even worth paying a hooker, not going to pay for whatever minimum when all i need like one min

>>39190760
Man you sound like a fucking idiot.
Get a hold of yourself.

>>39186556
99% gym goer wants a body to get laid
>inb4 lift 4 girls
Faggots can lie all they want but deep in our heart we all know why we lift and it's a fuckijg big reason

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>>39190485

EVERY FEMANON PROVES EVERY NEGATIVE REDPILL AGAINST WOMEN AT EVERY POST

REEE THOT GENOCIDE

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I can't stand anything about people, I endure every interaction and enjoy none.

I just want to live in the middle of nowhere and grow crops and hallucinogens until I die.

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>>39185956
in august will be 3 years ago
tfw I've tried and tried but to no avail, letting myself go in the past year has not helped but at least my lifts have been going up consistently

>>39190741

Hmm that is quite extreme anxiety and I'm no psychologist but I know I'm not the same person personality wise 5 years ago as I am 10 years ago or 15.

You honestly have years of development ahead of you. I wouldn't go out with the goal of having sex. Its not that big a deal.

But setting yourself some concrete body and social goals and keeping to it will do you a world of good, mentally and physically.

>>39190760

Too bad you still have the empathy of a 12 year old.

>>39190675
>>39190741
I was a kissless, hugless handholdless virgin until I was 23. You're just an immature faggot right now, but eventually younger girls are going to start liking you. There's always hope.

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>>39186851
Don't worry, it's journalism being stupid again.

WHO said they recommend that all people trying for a baby (including couples, singles, gay, straight, whatever) should have no disadvantage with prefences on who IV treatment is given to.
Under US law on the subject, preference is given to couples over singles and, again under US law, anyone who is not in a preferable situation for medical treatment is disabled.
So "technically" being single is a disability is you want to contrive it that much, but neither the WHO nor the US gov have announced it.

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>gf was a virgin
>been slowly fitting my dick in more and more
>finally got it in all the way last night

>>39186603
Lies, no whore is gonna turn down money.

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>>39185956
In January with a girl I met off of Tinder.

>>39185956
Yesterday morning

>>39185956
I think it was halfway through July.

I enjoy sex a lot more with someone I know and have spent several nights together, it's more intimate.

>>39190122
It's not legal in the USA.

I've fucked 5 girls and I'd fuck a lot more if prostitution was legal.

;_;

>>39186398
I could get laid if I wanted.

It's just that I think it's wrong to just use women for sex, also, I can't help but spend a lot of money when I'mdating women, even if they're not my gf.

Last 3 girls I had sex with pretty much had the initiative, I'm too fucking beta for this kind of shit.

>>39191409
white people .. lmao

never

>>39191651
i live in the states, my man.

It's waaaay easier than you think.

A little over a month. I feel like my balls are shriveling.

>>39190793
You just don't like it when women have sex because it's never with you

>>39185956
A year ago. So, when can I collect my gibsmedat?

>>39187279
no
rather, it's designed to enhance and magnify the stigma of virginity among males. currently, if you're a virgin, you're shunned for being a virgin. but in the future, you'll also be seen and treated like a literal retard.

>>39190760
>How are people still socially retarded at 18.

pick one (or several):
>no father
>beta bitch of a father
>raised by single mom
>mostly female teachers

Last time I had sex sober was with my ex who I broke up with in early 2011

Had a few drunken one night stands since then, last was around the beginning of this year.

I don't have much of a sex drive so it doesn't bother me, I fap every couple of days and thats about it.

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23 year old virgin

>>39185956
It was August 2014, I was 21 at the time and that was my first time. I really struggled to fuck again after that for some months, realised it wasn't working because I didn't really want sex with those girls I was trying with. Now I don't really care. Got many chances to fuck, turned down all of them. I could get laid this week if I wanted to but meh. It's a sink of money and time, if I can find that state of mind where I can keep doing the important stuff (studying+gym) without pleasure, I'm fine. Emotional exhasution really gets me at this point but mostly when I'm in bed and trying to sleep so I can get by during daytime.

>>39193200
you are an idiot

>>39185956
I had sex with 2 different women. At age 15 and 21. I'm 26 now.

>>39185956
1.5 months ago. Studying abroad and I have a gf. Every time I go out I find it harder not trying to have sex with a random slut

Am I eligible for autismbux now?

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I like the "idea" of it, but when I get close to a person, all their imperfections become apparent, and I realize they're just an ape like me with the same bodily functions, fluids, and smells. Then I realize I wasn't attracted to them, but to my imagination of them.

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>>39194372
>imagining my oneitis taking a dump

>>39185956
A couple of months ago, didn't even cum.
I had a lot more sex when I was 16-18, I'm 21 now. I also wank every day and get almost no natural boners

>>39194406
Not that guy, but funny you mention imagining women taking shits. I just thought this morning, that's a good test of would/would not. When a woman is sort of on the edge of "would I / would I not?", imagine her squatting down in a designated street and just going for it and you can see EVERYTHING. Works for me. Imagined a professor with sexy hips/legs butterface, conclusion: Would not.

Disclaimer: This test only works for sane men, not for people with a mental illness ("fetish").

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>>39194406
>One of my best mates from Southend is the manager of a chain pub in Central London.

>A few weeks ago, he's standing behind the bar when a guy comes up to him looking rather concerned.

>– “Listen mate, this is gonna sound totally insane, but I’ve just gone for a piss in the urinal and I could’ve sworn I saw an eyeball looking up from the hole.”

>So the guy convinces him to let them have a look to put his mind at ease.

>They both go to the toilets to check on the two adjoining rooms. As they go through the first door, they discover that the place is pretty much flooded with urine. My mate comments to the guy that obviously this is not usual.

>Things get stranger still when they get to the door to the second back room, which is a fire exit and should be unlocked – it isn’t.

>My friend gets his keys out to unlock the door, and as he begins doing so, a frantic scuffle begins behind the door.

>As he attempts to push it open, the handle is ripped out of his hand and a dude comes charging out of the room, soaked head to toe in piss.

>He charges both my friend and the customer (who are too shocked to react) out of the way, screaming, “I didn’t do anything!” as he goes.

>By the time they regain their sense of reality, the guy has made his escape, leaving them to assess the scene of abject depravity he's left in his wake.

>The plumbing for the urinal had been carefully removed and put to one side, leaving a hole in the masonry big enough for a head and shoulders to squeeze in. Tissue paper had been laid on the exposed brick-work to provide a comfortable head rest for what seemed to be a lengthy session of being pissed on. By men. In secret. In a pub belonging to pretty much the biggest pub chain in Britain. Oh, and did I mention the snorkel?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=11b_1331622584

>>39185956
>>39185956
>When did you last have sex anon?
Yesterday.

It was pretty good to. Railed her from behind as she lay on the bed, she came and I nutted in her a few seconds later.

Also, did anal with her the night before. Feels good man.

>>39185956
>Failure to find a sexual partner is now a DISABILITY
Will I get paid for it then?

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>>39189064

He's left humanity behind

>>39185985
I had that happen to me on Saturday night. Just chilled for a bit and talked to her then got hard again and finished at the second attempt. Shit sucks but don't let it get to you and you can still save face.

>>39186027
I'm starting to get a bit like that but I'm just turning 35 and I still jerk off daily to porn.

I did cut down on my porn and only fapped every third day last week cause I've got a new gf and had pretty awesome sex with her last weekend. Maybe cut out porn and don't jerk as much?

>>39186147
Sex with a girl that's into you is better I guarantee. Even better is if you are actually in love with a girl. Honestly there are few things better in life than looking in the eyes of a girl you're in love with as she cums, feeling her pussy grip your cock and cumming inside her then just lying there together, sweaty, moaning and feeling each other breathing heavily against each other.

Good sex with the right partner is mind blowing. And compared to sex with someone who's just doing it for some money, most likely insisting on condoms, and wanting to get out to her next john ASAP is just no comparison at all really. One is an almost spiritual experience and about as deep a connection as you can have with another person, the other is a cold almost purely mechanical biological function done in exchange for money.

Stop fucking pros and find a good woman to fuck and you'll never go back. Even a woman who isn't in love with you, just kind of into you is better than a pro.

>>39194372
Same here man. I've had girls that I've been into be interested in me but getting to know them always disappoints me as it never lives up to my imagination

>tfw 24 year old virgin

>manlet
>ugly
>slightly sperg

I hate my parents for putting me into this world.

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>>39185956
So now whenever someone calls me a bitter virgin neckbeard for calling all women whores I can turn around and call them ableist!
God is dead and we killed him

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>>39194581

>>39185956
I'm not going to lie, I really like the idea of fucking this guy my boyfriend and I met online and doing it in front of my boyfriend

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I'm almost 27 and never fucking ever and it's not gonna happen anytime soon. In fact I haven't spoken with a woman on a non-work related subject in at least 4 years.

Now how do I claim that there sweet disability money.

>>39185985
>whiskey dick
Fuck it's got me 3 times, iktfb

>>39190870
>You honestly have years of development ahead of you. I wouldn't go out with the goal of having sex. Its not that big a deal.
I'll keep that in mind. To be honest, I haven't really cared for losing the virginity card in years. It hasn't bothered me as much as it should. Thanks for the advice.

>>39190875
Mentally, I'm an early bloomer, but there's a chance I haven't fully matured socially. I just feel like a lot of important shit you need to do is focused on the age of 18 and I'm completely ignoring it because of my fucking aspie emo bullshit. Then again that could be in my head. I'm in therapy so there's a start.

>>39191662
Kys beta cuck

>>39193353

Fuck it dude, she is prolly getting trained by niggas anyways since you left

>>39185956
Fuck I don't even remember. It's been like a month. But we're getting a hotel this weekend and she doesn't want to go out

>tfw her retired parents moved into her house
>tfw I'm about to graduate in 3 months and can finally move out.

She's 5'8 and 96lbs /cardio/
I'm 5'7 and 180lbs /fit/izen

>>39186308
>saving up for an escort for over 2 years
Wat

It will be a year next week. Bitch gave me a yeast infection and I thought I caught herpes.

Haven't had sex since then because /paranoid/

never, 23 yo

forget women for now, I need to learn how to make friends

Where do you even meet girls? I'm a 20 year old NEET, so no college and my only money is $20 a month allowance.

>>39185956

>pfft
>like ima have sex and let them steal all my monetary gains and have a free ride because they spit out a baby.
>Its like the government wants us to be broke forever.

>>39185956
Last night at 0200. Was the best sex of my entire life

>>39185956
Last night
And went for a run this morning.

>>39185956
19 year old here
>never
I'm trying to improve myself, lost 40kg started to lift, but my main problem is my balding. I should've taken care of my hair instead of neglecting it.

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>all the remotely attractive girls are permanently in relationships.

How does one go about stealing someone's gf? I won't settle for trash when I'm above average myself.

I'm over 6 foot and not some /r9k/ virgin btw, just trying to figure out how to get the gfs in my class.

There's this odd phenomenon happening in my area where every single person would rather stay single.

I've talked to both men and women and most of them have said they'd prefer to be single because the stress of courting and 'playing games' with someone is too much nowadays.

Has anyone else experienced this?

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>>39185956
>When was the last time you had sex?

20 years ago, and it wasn't even me, it was my parents conceiving me.

2 weeks ago
we fucks without condom and i learn the other day that she is a sluts who fucks with black and arabs. I'm goign to make a test for STD and HIV. I feel so dirty, fucking whore

>>39185956
I'm a virgin and I don't foresee that changing anytime soon. C-can I live the NEET life now?

Never.
21 in December. Should I kill myself when I get home? Srs question

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>non-virgins claim they have a disability
23 virgin here just graduated college without a single pussy. All the welfare checks and disabled parking sports belong to me faggots.

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Virgin at 29, Wizardhood next June. Get hype

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>>39198010
Give it 5 more years, because then you get a toss up

>end it all now at 26
Or
>wait 4 years for those badass wizard powers

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>26 yo kissless virgin
>was starting to look forward to my wizard powers
>cute girl asks me to bake with her this saturday
>afraid I might lose it all

>>39185956
Since June

And I feel it's gonna be a damn loooong manual ride still, since it was a breakup and I'm in "bitches and whores" mode currently

>>39198052
Thanks char. I'll do it for you

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>>39185956
Last time was 3 years ago but I don't miss it.
I'd prefer some cuddles desu.

>>39185956
Last I fucked was some time in March I think.

Was not even a good fuck, was a "the relationship is dead and this confirms it" fuck.

Since then have sat on my ass and worked.

Now I am trying to get /fit/ so I can start hooking up with random women until I find a girl I can stand to be around.

>>39197946
>fucking girls you haven't got to know well without a condom
You deserve it desu bro. Stop being retarded and rubber up unless you're in a relationship and know she hasn't fucked every minority in town.

>>39186575
Tell us some stories of your escapades

>>39186545
16-18 is legal in most of America so you definitely can experience it

>>39197946
i dont think arabs are known for stds. id get tested if she banged a lot of white guys too..

>>39185956
I had sex last 7 years ago, I regretted it and didn't understand why and started reading the bible and realised why. Now I promised to stays abstinent until marriage

>>39186450
34

still a wizard

>>39187557
I talk to women.

I think I was rejected by 400 so women over my college career

Approaching women = / = women will be interested.

age 20

august last year with a tinder chick, not bad looking, sister was a model aswell

before that i was "dating" a kurdish girl, never got laid though since she was saving herself for marrige but she did other things :^)
>tfw she was first love
>still no over her

lost virginity to a thai whore(i think she was) 2-3 years ago


fuckingfeelsbadman

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>Not had sex in 3.5 years
>Was with my one and only gf I wasn't really attracted to
>Everyone around me getting cock / vag and have had multiple partners
>Pretend it doesn't bother me but it does
>Have female friend who moved to this city
>Within 3 months she got laid
>Been here a year and a half and gotten zilch
>Take my frustrations out in the gym

Feels pretty bad desu senpai senpai.

>>39185956
May. Broke up with gf of 3 years and haven't had sexual relations since

>>39185956
I had sex with this girl from tinder on Saturday. She's pretty chill but I probably won't hit her up anymore because she's been brainwashed by SJWs and is a feminist / studies political science. Always more fish in the sea and tinder is easy for me
>be me
>6'3
>blonde hair blue eyes
>ottermode at a cool 180 pounds
>vascular as fuck
>strong jaw and chin
>deep voice
>still insecure because of really bad acne in high school
>doesn't matter because I took accutane and bitches get wet at the sight of my height
>7.5 inches when hard
>still nervous around beautiful women

Life is good though, redpilled myself about 3 years ago and have been improving myself consistently, still feel like most of my success is because I hit the genetic lottery but oh well.

Couple months. I'm forgetting how to flirt as i get older i guess. Or I'm just aiming for the wrong girls (more likely)
Idgaf to be honest. Itll happen when it happens

>>39194711
Kys then

>>39198010
Nah bro. I lost my virginity to my gf at 21 yo. She lost hers to mine too. Focus on yourself first. Make yourself interesting / approachable. Don't appear too desperate for girls. Put it like this : would you date a female you?

>>39187557
I literally haven't talked to a girl my age in like 5 years. Too beta to even make a dating profile. Brb kys myself

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>>39186027
I dunno whats up with you, I am 29 and still marathon bitches pussies, unless I don't want to, I find I have much better sexual control then when I was younger, I can pretty much cum when I want to, but I also do a shitload of squats cardio and kegels, so there is that.

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>>39186332
I fucking hate "military wives"

they're literally the worst pieces of shit I've ever met

you're not in the military bitch, your husband is
stop wearing camo
stop invoking your husband's rank as if it somehow gives you power over me
stop whining about how hard it is to be away from your POG-ass cuck husband

ever since I enlisted all I see are these cunts, the only non "alpha female" wives I've met are 60 and older and actually still act like normal feminine women.

I guess that's what I get for going Marines

P.S. I realize that this is only a thing because they want to use this as reasoning to get all of these refugee men into white countries because "omg all the women died in their home country we have to give them a second chance!"

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>>39185956
since senior year which was like 2-3 years ago. i have a chance but idk what to do
>girl at work likes(d) me
>i think i waited to long
>trying to muster up the courage to ask her today but can never find the right time to say it
>her friends tell me to ask her what shes doing tomorrow
>think she found out cause her friends are spilling the beans
>"NO I HAVE PLANS TOMORROW! were going bowlling tomorrow remember"
>seemed kinda irrataited after that
idk what to do. im off wendsday and she works a morning shift. should i text her what her plans are for wendsday tomorrow? help me get laid /fit/ im so bad at this

>>39201492
>marines
How's that 80 IQ treating you?

>>39187665
Yes in the right setting, go out to local bars, clubs. Hell anything with single chicks.

>>39185956
4 years away from becoming a wizard
do I have to wait until then to start collecting my virgin bucks?

>>39185956
I probably have Klinefelters. I look like somebody put me together out of the odds and ends bin. Unless I'm on a hard cut, my fat deposition makes me look cartoonish, my dick is childlike, and I spent 5 years of my like with one of my balls stuck up inside me because I was too embarrassed to tell anyone. I'm not gonna make it, lads.

>TFW both grandpas were teenage pussy slayers with better than 8/10 looks

Goddamit, dad. Why did you have to wait to age 46 to pump your decrepit, malformed sperm into mum?

>>39188084
I'm in the same boat brother. I'd like to say we're all gonna make it but I really don't know if that's true.

Stay strong.

>>39203933
>Goddamit, dad. Why did you have to wait to age 46 to pump your decrepit, malformed sperm into mum?

In theory you should be the prime heir. The older you get the better the offspring should be (hence why women love older men) Old age signals that the dude is strong enough to have lasted that long. (source; the red queen)

But then again we have modern medicine so...

>>39185956
>Prolly because I am a cuck
>Love watching cuck porn where I imagine I am the "other guy" fucking the dude's wife behind his back


Then you aren't a cuck you retard. Jesus Christ what a moron.

>>39204073
This isn't true at all you moron. Increased age of both parents leads to increased chance of many genetic disorders such as autism and downs.

Your sperm are in prime at 16-20, as time goes on your body becomes more exposed to environmental factors which reduce the quality of your sperm.

2 months ago is the last time I had sex .... Chick I met on Tinder I was fucking her twice a week . I got a new job working 60 hours a week and trying to fit in GYM time no time for sloots at the moment. Sometimes I feel like I'm losing it I just jack off and the feeling goes away. I can probably keep this up for a few more months until I have to find another fuck buddy.

>>39204073
Kek. My dad was a literal incel autist who only ended up with my mom because her junkie mom threw her out and she had no practical skills or will to support herself.

She let my dad hump her a few times and then lived off his dime for 20 yrs. We're talking about a decent looking man who couldn't manage to get laid at UC Berkeley in the late 60s.

Apparently my gran gave him her great-great-grandmother's wedding ring because she wanted him to have it for when he met the right person. A month later, he "proposed" to some slag after going on three dates. A few days later, his whole dorm floor was having a laugh at his expense because she had apparently pawned it to buy weed and Jefferson Airplane tickets.

He even went to the pawn shop to explain it was stolen but probably was such a meek, awkward cuck that the guy laughed him out the door. He literally walked away from 4 generations of family history with his head down and his hands in his pockets because he was afraid to raise his voice or threaten a sleazy pawn shop owner with the idea of getting the cops involved.

I didn't have a fucking chance.

I have no trouble getting sex but I don't ever have a connection with the girls I fuck .... I've never had a true girlfriend

>>39204243
>TFW living proof of this
Down's is more common with an older mum. A ton more shit can result from having an older father

>threadly reminder that, for most of human history, the male form of menopause was death
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paternal_age_effect

I'm 28 and it's highly likely I'll be a permavirgin because I'm hideous.

>>39204268
You have downs? How's that retard strength?

2 weeks ago. I've been with at least 100 women. Most can't handle my big dick. It's just too big for their right pussies.

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>>39204243
>tfw literally having a much older dad and a younger mother is what humans have been up until 60 years or so ago

The fuck you niggas smoking?

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>>39204186
You are still a cuck because you are involved in that debauchery.

Normal functioning/decent members of society dont go around fucking other men's wives, thats for low-lifes, niggers, and poor people.

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How does it feel to know that Ive had sex with over 1000 women?

>>39189628
more advice pls