/plg/ - powerlifting general

First for if you have a 4chan pass you are literally autismo, like Lith.

Second for Sean is Isley's alternative persona.

>>39182577
>belt
>$300

Fuck your IPF! We do it RAW!

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What up my pass senpai keeping 4chan alive

Posting rare sparrows

>>39182664
I doubt it.

Sean is clearly more beta than isley

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>>39182742
This.

Can you possibly imagine how much Styx laughed as she sent me this screen

>>39182752
Fucking disgusting

Will you guys raise money to fly me to Toronto to fight Sean?

>>39182664
At this point I assume everyone in this thread is Isley except Isley.

>>39182761
You can stay with Avon. He lives 30 minutes away from Seen.

>>39182768
Dude there are 10 replies and 8 posts. 3 posts from me
Everyone else is a unique poster.

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>>39182577
>Deadlift socks

>>39182770
Awesome.

We need to raise enough for his hospital bills and to contribute to looking for a cure for being a giant fag on the internet.

I feel T R A P P E D

first for ASMR babes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VWODzNqSXg

my ears feel so clean

So i just wanna do some upper BB shit and dont wanna leave the house, got a pullup bar.
10x5? Or what would be reasonable?

Am I the only one who doesn't save pictures of every girl that comes here????

>>39182801
Yummy yummy yummy I got cum in my tummy and I feel like blowing you

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>>39182811
I think that's looks better but it doesn't pass a close inspection

I'd rather be bliiiind, crippled and craazzy

>>39182820
Who the fuck photoshops that instead of just changing the fucking page content, what the FUCK

Sunshine
My only sunshine
Trappy is my sunshine
I love trappy cavalacantamaricanalaope and I don't care who knows

I just want to open up my window and scream
I L O V E T R A P P Y
A N D I D O N T C A R E W H O K N O W S

>>39182844

>>39182761

You ready?

>>39182835
Incompetent people

>>39182802
Fucking pullups actually dont feel too good in my shoulders.

The fuck is that?

Trappy now I know I was wrong
I messed up and now you're gone

Trappy I'm sorry I neglected you
I never expected you to run away and leave me this empty

Your girlish giggle right now would sound like music to me

Please come home cause I miss you trappy

Trappy come home

Trappy come home

Trappy can't you see I was blind?
I'll do anything to change your mind...

More trap you're my best friend
Too cool to forget
Come back cause we are family
Forgive me for making you wanna roam
Now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome

Somewhere I hope you're reading
My latest three (3) word poem

Trappy come home

>>39182869
Lmao no lats

Should have done your back work pussy

>>39182881
Wait, you mean the shoulder pain is related to weak lats? Or wut

R E V V E D U P
L I K E A D O U C H E
(S) H E
W A S
B L I N D E D
B Y
T H E
L I G H T

I fucking hate Isley but really like George seeger.

>>39182926
You're only saying that because I did that knee wrap vid yday

>>39182932
Yeah, something about seeing you in your true light and not behind a screen melted my cold heart.

>>39182937
WHAT

I'M not that autistic

>>39182954
You come off as a sweet little child and triggers my womanly instinct.

I love smoothanon and I dont care who knows

How many other trips are secretly Sean?

>>39182986
I have concrete evidence Esmeralda is Sean but won't release it until the time is right.

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>tfw want to hit the christmas sales really hard because no gf
>tfw can find a job
why must life be so cruel.

>TFW everyone in plg is a sean character and I'm the only other real person posting

>>39183008
Hi dino

>>39182998
Me too

>>39182928
>>39182740

I assume this isn't actually sparrow but close enough because all rook same

>some femanon says something stupid
>I correct her
>2000 character replies from a bunch of angry femanons

What in the fuck

Who even is dino?

>>39183238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3KMEmj-1Vw&list=LLpxJo-EFWi2FACeoaVU2guA&index=26
educate yourself friend

>48 replies
>8 posters

Sean, stop talking to yourself.

>>39183279
Is this Sean? If sounds just like him

>>39182577
At what weight should I start using a belt for deadlifts and squats?

>>39183305
Just whenever. Not worth fucking up your lower back cause you wanna be unique and different.


t. Me in janurary

I am Sean. I will answer the next 3 (yous) honestly. I will not lie in any way.

Ask me anything.

>>39183341
How is your shoulder?

Has anyone here ever dealt with erector spinae pain?
Pain goes from mid back all the way to the low back,it happens when I rotate the torso,hyperextend and overextend.
In general they always feel super tight.

>>39183355
Good

>>39183341
What kind of enjoyment do you get out of your shitposting? Seems pretty boring to me desu, easily filterable too

>>39183368
I don't shit post. Your obsession over me causes you all to cower in fear daily and turn on each other.

I don't even have to make any posts.

>>39182740
>sparrow
thats clearly hitomi, nigga

I am the real Sean. I will answer the next 3 (yous) honestly. I will not lie in any way.

Ask me anything.

>>39183453
Do you like feminine cock?

>>39183453
What is your second and third name?

>>39183453
What are your exact addresses for everywhere you live?

>>39183469
Yes

My real name is George Seeger that's all you need to know

UK or someshit fuck you

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>cold
>windy
>sunny

10/10 fall day

Daily reminder that no amount of squats will help you beat Ivan Drago and avenge Creed only the unmistakable fire rising like a spare in the niiiiiiight

Gib money pls

>>39182577
Is hip drive a geared meme?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BL5vfyyg2cC/
Lads

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Who /firstmeet/ here?

>>39183635
>SPF
>raw w/ wraps

>>39183603
No, hip drive on the bench is soemthing people don't get

>>39182577
The only apparel you fat fucks need is a triple XL t shirt to cover you big fatass stomach

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What, janny, this is blue board appropriate

>>39183635
Me, but it's not sanctioned (not worth it with the small number of people).
Just a few more weeks.

>>39182577
i bought sbd wraps and can honestly say they do nothing for my wrist pain.

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>>39183758
>when the tits are so big that you can see them better without expanding the image

>>39183279
pls put him out of his misery

>>39183774
>You will never, ever feel them or anything like them

Ahh well

who /mild depression/ here

>>39183789
>mild
go hard or go home

>>39183779
Not with that kind of attitude. Get out there and find your very own enormous-boobed gf.

>>39183635
>not USAPL or IPF
>laughingIsleys.jpg
Good luck, lad.

>>39183796

That's ezpz for a millionaire playboy Chad with a dozen gfs like you.

>>39183825
*genius millionaire playboy

>>39182577
>320 dollar belt
Jesus christ. Let's be honest here. It's a fucking piece of leather. Is there any difference between a 40 dollar belt and that?

>>39183835
It's probably not american dollars

>>39183635
>SPF
>Raw with wraps
>Weight class: 220
This doesn't look like any powerlifting meet I've seen.

And what in God's name is a 220 kg weight class?

>>39183841
>>39183835

It's actually about $240 in freedom land. Supposedly the best of the best belts.

>>39183835
It's in aus bucks, genius
>Is there any difference between a 40 dollar belt and that?
yes, it has a unique bukckle. You don't have to buy it though if you don't want to.

That OP image triggers me.

>>39183879
(You)

>>39183656
It's my first meet, I don't really know what I'm doing

>>39183767
Good shit man! We're gonna make it

>>39183796
Thanks!

>>39183846
It's pounds not kg

>>39183964
We're just memeing you because you're gonna compete in a lolfed and not the USAPL.

Good luck anyway lad!

squats & bench tomorrow lads

senpai... ive got some feels and todays a rest day. i cant lift then away. i dont know what to do

>>39183984
Yeah I figured. I'm just stoked to be in my first competition. Thanks!

>>39183990
Obviously. And most other days that end in y.

>>39183990

Benching on Monday is one of lifes greatest pleasures.

>>39184009
>>39184076
bench is alright I guess but squat is not fun

>>39183835
>40 dollar belt and that?
cant compete ipf with 40 dollar belt
there are other options tho

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lads i should be able to get an SBD™ belt for £120

i think that has sealed the deal, apparentlyim told there is a bit of a shortage with belts tho

>>39184116
>lads i should be able to get an SBD™ belt for £120
>I'd buy it for that desu

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>it's another isley obsesses over me for an entire thread episode

>>39184165
yeah i was going to be buying a titan which would have came out to that price anyway

btw isley what do you think of stiff wrist wraps?
i just bought a pair and im not so sure i like them Tbh, you cant really get them tight like where it makes it harder to open your hand or anything

think i prefered my titaniums but they are wore out to fuck

>>39184215
You sound like a cuck in all honesty

>>39184219
why would that be?

>>39184243
A cuckold: you enjoy seeing your wife or gf fucked by another man while you beat off in the corner

my afternoon poo is v stinky today

>>39182667
holy shit i didn't even notice the prices. That's a very cool looking belt though.

also
>deadlift socks
kek

>>39184463
There's nothing Kek about deadlift socks you fucking amateur

>>39184215
>btw isley what do you think of stiff wrist wraps?
I got 1m but it was a mistake. I hate wrapping them. I'd rather have the 65cm pair.

>>39184564
I sold my titan wrist wraps for £20 so I could get longer ones
FFS

>>39184564
>I'd rather have the 65cm pair.
yeah thats what i got but maybe stiff just isnt for me
ill probably move back to something more flexible

>>39184610
Flexible is shit. Just get titan THPs

>>39184636
you think titaniums are shit?
i like those Tbh

wtf I just did W3D1 of C6W and got 4,4,3 reps. Last week I got 10 reps on both days. Squatting only 2 times a week is fucking me up. I can't get warmed up anymore.

>>39184665
No I liked them a lot
Flexible sbds are shit.

>>39183635
>Raw with wraps
>Meme fed

oh boy here we go, another "up and coming powerlifter"

You're all boring

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what rpe is this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr7gH8Fwrwg&feature=youtu.be

>>39184811
Rpe1

>>39184811
thats a warmup right? did you upload the wrong clip or something

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>>39184811
>dat knee caving

Bombed out on bench yesterday and didn't pr diddly. However 44 pun pr on squats. The thing that pisses me off is I hit the 275 attempt on bench last week. Any reason I wouldn't hit it in comp? I took the whole pretty meet week off starting Monday.

Commissar is so weak. When I was 14 I squatted 300kg

>>39184811
I'd say 8.5.

>>39184919
natty?

>>39184929
My päpä is Bodorio

Just found isleys sister on tinder and we've been chatting for a bit and exchanged nudes

She's fit lads

>>39184981
>Just found isleys sister on tinder
No you haven't

>>39184993
Yes I have

>>39184981
>fit
more like fitness pizza in mouth!!! am i cool guys?

>>39184998
No; you haven't.

T. Someone without proof.

>>39184981
ok dino

>opportunity to pursue happiness presents itself
>don't pursue it

What did I mean by this?

>>39185009
You want nudes of your sister???

>>39185016
I'm that confident you're talking bullshit.

>>39185027
your sister is a fucking slut KEK

>>39185027
Are you sure? I'll post them if you are really really sure.
Once they're out there I take ZERO responsibility.

>>39185054
I'm

That

Sure

>>39185070
hi my name isley i wanna nut inh my sister

>>39185070
>I want to see my sisters pussy

>>39185054
>>39185070

popcorn.gif

ugh just post the fucking nudes already the camera i have in her shower doesnt get footage from a very good angle

>>39185070
>i wanna jerk off to my sister like a hentai where the siblings fuck

>>39185070
you are fucking disgusting

yall mofos need to get comfy in here, its sunday
CMON, GET COMFY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VYHa0jI6dU

>>39185070
Wow isley sinking to new lows, didn't know that was possible kek.

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This is one the pictures she sent after dying her hair (its brown)

Final warning isley

>its brown

Hahhahahhahaha

>>39185124
i can see through the black and thats a man hahah

>>39185139
In the picture yeah

I'm colour blind alright

Wew led

Sean confirmed making shit up

Isley damage control cause he knows I have his sissies nudes

Don't wind me up any further isley

>>39185148
fucking fag we all know you're one of seans characters

Post as many as you have

>>39185177
>he's into his sister

>>39185177
ahahah holy fuck isley you disgusting scum

plg, I need ur help
my bench grip is quite close, and I want to widen it
but as soon as I widen it, even for only one finger, I lose all my speed and the reps are getting slow
any idea to fix this?

>>39185182
>filename
As if anyone needed proof you're talking out your ass

>>39185217
Are you retarded? i saved the file from the other guy and enhanced the photo to see the face
is it your sisters face?

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why why why do Scandinavian women like Blacks?

>dark
>rap

Rip filip

>>39185233
It's not. But I could tell you that from the hair and body.

>>39185246
How the fuck do you know what your sisters body looks like?

>>39185252
What kind of question is that?

>isley unironically spies on his sister to see her naked body and probably fucks her too

................

>>39185252
musies out

>>39185252
>i am a single child
dont worry, we are all gona make it, someday

How many cameras do you own isley?

>>39185246
This is creepy

stop posting or ill internet hint you to the cops

>>39185236
>work in the tourist industry while trying to figure out her life
>loves music, food, dancing and travelling
>wants someone tall dark and handsome
She sounds like she has no personality whatsoever.

>>39185279
well theres two in her room and one in the shower and one on her toilet

>when Sean gets so mad that I exposed esme as a character that he makes stuff up about my 15 year old sister.

>isley spies

>on his 15 year old sister

WHAT

>>39185300
holy fuck just stop posting already

so creepy

>>39185300
creepy fuck

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Hey isley, wanna train buddy? cheers

>>39185300
do you think anyone believes that lol

>>39185350
>no IPF approved sticker on the barbell
>standard barbell
>not Olympic

How is this ipf legal

>Set a new squat pr on working sets
>Set a new power clean pr on doubles
>Patriots play in two hours
>Late shift tomorrow, don't have to go to bed early

Comfy sunday desu

I am Sean. I will answer the next 3 questions honestly. I will not lie in any way.

Go

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post your stupid buda screencaps

>>39185452
>Most likely
not
>will definitely

I think he could be right. Afterall, how long did hancuck last?

>>39185450
how are you so successful at fucking a plethora of women

>>39185483
>ong did hancuck last?

He got injured and his working reps on squats are already more than your one rep max

>>39185486
Wealth, genetics, rape.
Aka be an alpha male

>>39185501
How do I become as based as you?

dammit the select all cars had a maserati in one of the images LOL

>>39185498
cant wait for atwood to take his record Tbh just to shut you up

ive got nothing against him personally

>>39185525
he couldnt even surpass his squat at recent nationals with 3 american judges and at an older age

LOL

>out of all the better 74kg lifters you use the one americuck who isnt better

LOL

>>39185513
I earned my wealth. I won a swimming race with millions of competitors and when I won they all died.

I earned it.

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>>39185525
He's a massive douche and I want to punch his smug rat face

>>39185329
what is that?

#takewhatsyours

>>39185552
dont undersell my accomplishments, there were ~100 million competitors

saying 'millions' doesnt do it justice

>>39185577
Facebook

>deadlifts for a 9RM
>pause deadlifts for a 7RM
>rows, pulldowns, back raises
Feeling pretty battered right now. Gonna get a gyro plate and some ice cream on the way home. What flavor I've cream should I get? I'm kinda feeling peanut butter.

>>39185577
buda kept on getting blown the fuck out on here, so in an attempt to control and filter all comments towards him to only be those he wants to see, he tried making a subreddit

needless to say it failed miserably with the only comment being "kys"

>>39185541
>he couldnt even surpass his squat at recent nationals
you are saying this like he isnt even close, he matched it with 3/4 of a year to worlds

> and at an older age
its an open record, age is irrelevant

plg, I need ur help
my bench grip is quite close, and I want to widen it
but as soon as I widen it, even for only one finger, I lose all my speed and the reps are getting slow
any idea how to fix this?

>>39185525
Arabi el arabi already took the record at Africans with 260,5 kg.

>>39185611
Wow it's almost like you need to take some time to adapt to a new technique

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>>39185608
so what you're saying is atwood despite being older and training for longer still cant beat hancotts squat record, despite hancott literally not even training the squat for 5 months?

>>39185626
>took the record at Africans
'no'

>>39185638
so what you are saying is hancott is one of those
>i used to do that back in the day
guys

how do i make t. atwood my boyfriendu

>>39185525

>>39185661
That's what the IPF claims but I dunno they could be wrong

>>39185661
So what you're saying is Atwood is one of those 'I never did that' guys

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>>39182577
guys pls remind me the discord plg link

can't find it

>>39185717
/r/kys

>>39185699
You can't set world records at nationals

>>39185741
Africa isn't a country

>>39185748
South Africa is

>>39185699
hancott still has the record
you cant set world records at 'the africans'

>>39185714
yes
better to be a
>im going to do that
guy
than
>i used to do that
guy
especially when that guy isnt even an oap in the changing rooms

>>39185751
Barely, and I said Africa, not South Africa. Look at the IPF facebook page, they literally called it a new open world record.

>>39185764
>you cant set world records at 'the africans'
If it's an intl comp you can.

>>39185764
>it's better to try and achieve something instead of already have achieved something

Kek

https://www.fb.com/powerlifting.ipf/videos/1383084098370747/

rip sean

>>39185779
IPF records page has hancott

I have seen seans face on tiny chat

Ask me anything

>>39185789
its better to beat something already set yes

>>39185800
ayy
im happy to be wrong if it shuts him up
although
>no silence
>no lift

>>39185823
Sarah?

>>39185842
Is this a question?

Please argue or something so I feel less fucking lonely

Time spent being peaked is time wasted not training. Opinions?

>>39185876
Yes that's why I put a question mark

>>39186040
But it is an incomplete sentence?

Photosynthesis?

Is that a question?

>>39186077
The subject and verb are implied: (Are you) Sarah?

>>39186100
It could be interpreted that you were asking what a Sarah was or is.

>>39186114
I suppose someone in the third grade would interpret it that way, what's your excuse?

>>39186123
You can't make an assumption you must interpret it in every meaning in order to analyse it properly.

>>39185717
>>39185717

pls respond

>>39186136
I suppose if you lack any critical thinking and reasoning you'd might have to

>>39186156
This link has one use, be the first to click it and you're in

https://discord.gg/CzATe

>>39186159
It shows strength in critical thinking when you do take a break to read, understand and analyse the text before you.

>>39185589
>>deadlifts for a 9RM
>>pause deadlifts for a 7RM

confusedboris.jpg

>>39186182
You showed no critical thinking, only ignorance and the inability to contextualize an implication

>>39186212
I know, but it's working, and it's pretty fun.

>>39186220
Well you are a raging homosexual who is projecting his insecurities onto me.

I sincerely hope an urban man with melanin enriched skin procreates with your significant other.

>>39186037
It's almost like some of us compete in competitions in a sport where competition is inherent.

>>39186242
Okay Dino

>>39186231
What is working?

What are you doing for programming?

>>39186257
Wow how have you managed to identity every one dinoz posts for the last year?

>>39186274
Easy he's a fucking FAG

>>39186173
>https://discord.gg/CzATe
damn it I'm late fuck this shit

could you post it again? please dear anon

>>39186333
What do you dislike most about this homosexual gentleman?

Anyone had hip issues when benching?
I've been benching without having my hips in external rotation for a long time and I think it's putting too much pressure on my lower back on heavy weights. I try to get my glutes involved and get my legs out but I get cramps and twinges in my hip flexors.
Should I just roll and stretch the area as much as possible?

(())
Vagina

°
Butthole

O
Mouth

8==D
benis

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>>39182577
>isley creeps on his sister

I just realised I'm ugly what should I do

>>39186271
Leeman-style. Basically, it's full-retard linear periodization.
Start with a 15RM, then add weight each session until you need four sets to get fifteen total reps. After that, switch to a top set with two 5% drop sets.

ezpz

So, after that 9RM, I did a set of six to finish off the fifteen reps. After the 7RM, I did a set of six and a set of two.

>>39186249
Yes but I mean outside of competitions. Was thinking more of different schools of periosization.

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>>39183635
good luck family, make sure you post results

>>39186487
Get fucken handsome.

>>39186498
Well... yeah. I mean who peaks for no reason mid-cycle?

>>39186569
>Well... yeah. I mean who peaks for no reason mid-cycle?
Many predominantly american programs are based on the idea of setting small PRs as often as possible

>>39186595
Texas Method yeah, but that's still basically linear progression. I don't know if I'd count something like 5/3/1 as being peaked though, even if AMRAP PRs are the basis of the program.

>>39186370
Sorry looks like someone else took it
Probably was fucking Dino LOL
I'm on my phone now so I can't generate another one

Anyone pull using a hook grip, I've been trying it out the last few deadlift sessions and it hurts like hell. Does it eventually stop hurting or am I just being a bitch

>>39186673
Wrap tape around your thumb.

>>39186671
damn it bro ok I'll wait I had an invitation but I cant remember the fucking email I posted there and guess what? my sister deleted the fucking cookies

Isley I'm going to release the video ur sister sent me

>>39186737
No you aren't because you don't have one

>>39186763
That's hot desu

And also not my sister.

>>39186778
Then why did she send it me hmmmmm?

>>39186754
>>39186778

isley could you see which Email I posted on discord?

>girlygirl

I'm this >>39186730

>>39186790
Dude, you think I don't know what my own sister looks like?

>>39186810
EWWW

>>39186730
You share a computer with your sister? Are you like twelve? Also she deleting cookies cause of porn she's watching?

>>39186810
How could you possibly know what she looks like you pervert.

Don't you brits wear burkahs?

>>39186810
You're fucking sick

>>39186814

I'm 30 and I share a computer with my sister.

I live with my sister, and my wife and there is a desktop in foyer that is shared by everyone.

>>39186865
Why? Install a key logger and see what she googles.

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>>39186865

>>39186814
no, she came to visit me and whatever she was doing with my pc, she deleted all browser history

not sure if she was watching porn or trying to dowload shit but I lost the fucking username and email on discord and here I am whinning liek a little bitch

>>39186865
I don't believe you

>>39186889
Murder her

>>39186889
Text her and ask her why she deleted your cookies and say you needed the cookies
Post text screen caps and I'll post the discord invite

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This is my faggot wand. Whoever it zaps is exposed as being a faggot

zap!
>>39186915

>>39186988
hehe you could call it a fairy wand xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


zap!

**farts**

>>39186915
ok lets see it

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>wake up like any other day
>look outside bedroom window
>this fucking creep is staring at me and wont move
>fuck he is now attempting to break in through my catflap
>keep hearing him mumble something about his "blue shoes"
>fuck someone help
wat do?

>>39186404
Anyone? pls respond

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>>39187036
how did you get that pigture of me fag?

>>39187024
lets see the text msg?

>>39187037
go to owg ask caladan

>>39186915
yisus christ she responded...should I post it?

Omfg you'll never believe what isleys sister just sent me

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>>39186915
>>39187024
>>39187056
>>39187063

tfw you discovered she likes exhentai

little translate TODAY______________

blue (me): sis do you remember when you came last friday?
red (she): yeah why?
blue (me): you deleted the browser history and I needed something there
red (she):jajaja fuck it.....I was watching something on exhentai.....don't bother me :P
blue (me): you fucked me

ok that was expected from her

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>>39187148
>brazilians

>>39187148
Ask her if it was futa

>>39187199
not knowing difference between spanish and portuguese

aussie pls

>>39187222
link pls? to continue posting

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>>39187226
REPORTED

>>39187223
All south Americans are the same

>argentines

>>39187148
princesa?

>>39187226
mind posting the source even though i reported you?

>>39187226
>tfw high test gf so can't do this easily

>>39187263
no...o no creo
>>39187259
aussie being kangaroo
>>39187222
where's muh link?

>>39187240
https://discord.gg/VXMTx

>>39187285
much appreciated....let's see shoudl I ask her if it was futa right?

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>>39187282
>aussie being kangaroo
mfw I am not aussie

I bet he's an argie

The malvinas will remain in the hands of the crown by right of might and democracy.

>>39187282
hes not aussie

>>39187324
>>39187320

whatever

>>39187316
ask her if shes my prinessa

Just realised I have an unhealthy relationship complex

>>39187328
BTFO

>>39187341
>>39187316

ok she responded

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>>39187341
>>39187316
>>39187285

TRANSLATE:
blue (me): sis....question: what did you see at exhentai?....and are you prinessa?
red (she): princessa? wtf is that.....no idea....do you remember love live group? I was looking for pics to post there...maki and kotori best girls
blue (me): hahaha come on...and you must to use my own pc to do that wtf.....and only love live? don't you see furry?
red (she): I don't like furry lol.....if I didn't do it I would forgot (to post the damned pics)

Powerlifting is a relatively autistic sport. If it can be called a sport at all.

>>39187500
>exhentai
>love live
>maki

Jesus. Princess confirmed

>>39187500
>maki

my princesa!

>>39187546
What's the anime I watched when I was 16?

It was one guy and a bunch of magic girls in a small room who would sit around a small table playing this game every day and would go fight things

It was good

Ever wanna meet up and spoon on the sofa watching anime? I'm not gay so it wouldn't be homo or anything.

>>39187680
How old are you now?

>>39187693
18, anime might be older. I think I watched it cause I liked the MAL reviews

>>39187708
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negima!_Magister_Negi_Magi

This maybe?

>>39187727
nope, it was those new age moe animes where there's one male protagonist who goes on adventures with a group of big breasted women and lolis

>>39187763
Oh like the light novel story

No idea I haven't watched much since like 2011

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why should i not hang myself thanks

>>39187808
Anime girls

>>39187808
because you could break your own PR tomorrow or maybe you should kill yourself if you can't achieve this

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>dating site
>drop-dead gorgeous Asian girl shows up (new account)
>talking for a bit
>go to gym
>account is gone when I get back
Feels so bad. All I want is a qt3.14azngf.
At least deadlifts went well, right?

How tall is Taylor Atwood

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>>39187837
well i did plan 170x3 tomorrow morning and then 175x3 in the evening followed by 165xf(aiming for 6 rep)

which are all technically pr

dont really think i'm convinced still

>>39187903
What site? All I got from POF was a teen mom up for a one night stand lol

>>39187932
was her pussy really loose

>>39187957
classic sean post

Aren't you supposed to know mr 85 (eighty five)?

>>39187903
>tfw first serious gf was qt asian
>dated for 2 years then broke up
>left me with a huge thing for asians
>years later getting girls is easy but the ones who go for me are always white
>just want a qt3.14azngf who is into powerlifting
>tfw this will never happen

>>39187971
i dont think i ever fucked a girl with her bfs son

>>39187983
statistically speaking you probably did.

>>39187957
Yeah, you could fit a baby up there.

>>39187917
Pls respond

Can you put the baby back up the vagina?
Will it die?

>>39187997
Oh yeah I forgot about your mom LOL

>>39188065
it would be extremely painful

>>39188078
You're a big guy

>>39188091
For you

>>39187932
OKC
There are TONS of Chinese grad students in my area (there are two local universities that are internationally known), but almost none of them use online dating. I got lucky in the spring when one of them messaged me, but I only dated her for a few months before she had to move back to China.
I can't go back to white women. It's night and day.

>POF
POF is pretty shit, but the user base is about the same as any dating site. Lots of 21-year-olds with kids and then just fat chicks or shut-ins, with the occasional gem that makes you wonder why they're there. But where else can I go? Tinder? Screw that, I'm not looking for whores.

>>39187977
I feels you, homie. I feels you.

>>39188101
You summed it up pretty well. I was speaking to a gym and conversation got sexual. Turns out she's slept almost triple digit men.

I backed out of that one lel

>>39188128
>lmost triple digit men
85?

>>39188149
She said she lost count. Such a shame. She was a super cutie. Everything on her profile was wife material.

Turns out women like sex. Who knew?

>>39188163
so why didnt you fuck her gain?

>>39188175
Used goods

>>39188178
ah im talking to dino

>>39188196
Same

>>39182893
REVVED UP LIKE A DEUCE
ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT

>>39188240
Ur actually OK I'm sorry I bullied u earlier

>>39188240
I MUST HAVE DREAMED A THOUSAND DREAMS

BEEN HAUNTED BY A MILLION TRANS

BUT I CAN HEAR THE ERECT FEM PENS

THEY'RE MOVING INTO MY ANUS

>>39188196
>>39188204

shh, get comfy, CUMON!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5I_SWbGw7Q

Lads why the FUCK are knee sleeves so expensive reeeee

>>39188307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJe1iUuAW4M

ok

>she's back with a slightly different username
Not sure if I'm even going to bother messaging her Tbh. This is weird.

New

>>39188502
Okay Dino