Which jeans should I buy? Which are most /fit/?

>>39179089
Ones that have flexibility in the knee region for fast rimjobs at the supermarket after working out.

>>39179105
i wear lululemon's for rimjobs

>>39179105
Who is giving you rimjobs?

>>39179089
Levis 541 Athletic. I love how they compliment my legs and glutes.

My American eagle flex jeans are pretty great. Just throw them in the freezer though don't wash unless stained.

>>39179123
Depends on the coupons or specials that day.

I've had some luck with 501s and relaxed fit jeans, but in general the legs are too fucking tight and the waist is too lose.
Doesn't help that I wear a 34x36. Anyone got any pants ideas for tall fit people?

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>>39179128
>AE
>Overpriced shill

You hipster, fag

Levis 514
>Slim straight

>>39179147
How are the 501's?

I was considering getting 504's or 511's but I can't fucking tell this shit apart

>>39179156
SHOULD I GET THIS

PLEASE HELP!

>>39179149
Yes bootcut jeans from a company that was popular in the early 2000s... So hipster.

>>39179159
514 are by far my favorite. In Kale. Slim straight is just the right about of room in the leg. Not too baggy, not too faggy (skinny).

>>39179125
Absolutely this. After discovering them I buy these exclusively.

Other normie jeans I used to buy had to be waist size 38 or above to accommodate my legs which left a massive wad of shit that I needed to tie around my 31" waist somehow. I can fit well into a sz 33 541 cut with 27" quads

>>39179170
fuark

what's the difference between all the numbers? Like what's the diff between 513 and 514?

why is there so many numbers

wtf

>>39179197
Order from Zappos. Free 1-day shipping. Free returns. Just order the ones you like and return the ones that don't fit.

>>39179159
I own a 511 size 30x32. Normally I wear size 30 but the 511 seemed a tad too tight around my waist for some reason. They looked like skinny jeans on me and too me a min to take them off. Levis website says its slim but felt skinny

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>>39179225
Bonus for ejaculating into the ones you return.

>>39179197
Go to Levis website and they explain it. I purchase mine from Ebay cause cheaper and I already know what looks good on me.

>>39179089
Seinfeld 501 or nothing.

>>39179190
Size 31 waist but needed to use size 38 cause of legs??? Fuck, you must have massive quads

>>39179197
Numbers describe tightness/looseness in different parts of the jean. Try out different ones to see how YOU prefer it.

If I know I'll be mobile, 514s are usually it for me but 513 feel and look better on me.

>>39179225
I live in Canada

or i'd do this

>>39179234
>>39179252
i think ill go to the mall and try on every pair


what's the difference between wearing jeans higher and lower? what does it mean

i think ill get 514

this is what bb.com fags say:

>don't train legs? 511
>train legs but they're not too big or you want the slim straight look? 514
>have massive legs and want some bagginess? 501

>>39179245
Sometimes they'll give you extra store credit if they find the cum stain, because it increases the value of the jeans. Especially the skinny jeans, because only fags buy them.

>>39179285
Sometimes the 514s are different fits, depending on color. Varying consistency. The kale seems the best fit, in my opinion.

>>39179330
i will try them

there's too many options... 511 513 514 504 505

and everyone liks them different wtf. I never knew so many jeans even existed

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These are how the 511's look on my more or less. Also own boots in pic

513s are just about perfect, seriously. Best fit. Snug, straight, slim enough but not in a try-hard looking way. Just well fitting jeans for adult human males.

>>39179353
>>39179375
STOP

STOP THIS

Everyone is saying different shit

fuck

>>39179353
Yeah, but they always use manlet models for these image. If you're taller, it's sometimes not accurate.

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>Tfw no calves
>Tfw jeans always look like bell-bottoms on me
Life is suffering.

>>39179412
>Not ordering straight fit jeans

>>39179381
My grill grabs my ass when I wear 511s. Guess she approves

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>>39179430
>Pic related, it's her

>>39179427
>Not ordering slim fit

>>39179456
How do you know her? Tell me

>>39179463
>Skipping leg day
>Dyel

>>39179477
>Having a leg day

lmfao!

>>39179477
Seriously, I tried the slim fits, and they are way too tight around the thighs. Squats don't allow it. Straight fit is the way to go.

>>39179477
squatting is for fags

>>39179482
>>39179622
>"lmafo"
>Samefag

>>>>\b\ \lgbt\

>>39179643
what are you squatting for? Practicing for a big black cock? FAG

>>39179380

If you have skinnier legs then 511s if you have bigger legs then 513s. Thats pretty much all there is to it mate.

Go to the store, grab your size in those two models and try them on. One will be a perfect fit most likely.

>>39179648
I'm squatting for your waifu, daddy

>>39179658
but what's the difference between 513 and 514 for example?

what about 508's btw

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>>39179648
We squat for him.

>>39179681
he's a faggot

>>39179678
Main difference between 513 and 514 is the taper at the bottom of the leg. 513 are tighter at the bottom. Personally, I hate that, and prefer it to fall naturally around the shoe, so I like 514.

>>39179715
what about the thing between sitting higher on your waist?

which is better?

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>>39179722

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>>39179412
Former fatty here
I just started using pants/jeans again;-;7
they finally fit me.
And my calves DO stand out a lot.
They're quite big and it's cool that I can show them off even in jeans:3

>>39179735
which one of these is better?

do I want it to sit below my waist or above?

>>39179751
They all sit below...

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\I usually go for 513s or 527s if im wearing pic related

>>39179754
those ones do but I mean other ones bro

>>39179751
>Jeans above waist
Enjoy mom-jean mode.

>>39179783
that's what i was thinking lol

What the fuck is waist anyways though? Is that above your hip bones?

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>>39179775
You want jeans sitting above the waist?

>>39179792
will i look like an oldfag?

what is the waist?

sorry i don't know anything about fashion. I have worn the same jeans for 5 years.

>>39179808
Waist is the smallest circumference of your torso.

>>39179817
how to locate?

is it above hip bone but below belly button?

>>39179823
>Measure the distance between nipples
>Multiply by 3.14
>Subtract the length of your flaccid penis

>>39179835
73.21

what now

>>39179849
Convert the centimeters to stone and divide by inches

>>39179735
why are some of these jeans more expensive than others?

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>>39179978

>>39179993
How does it work though, they're pretty much same material and brand tho

>>39179089
Only & Sons

>>39179997
Take a marketing class.

>>39179997
Supply and demand? Different dyes? Being sourced from factories in different regions or by differing modes of transportation? Shit it could be a billion things.

>>39180045
I am somewhat skeptical of the suggestion that they're giving more options just to milk your shekels

I guess some of the jeans are just made so that they run the company a higher cost

>>39180057
Prices change all the time with sale and shit. Make people think they are getting a deal when the price drop cycle hits the style they want.

>>39179271
32 or 34 normally, 38 to fit legs and be able to sit. Thighs aren't thhhatt big. Just turns out jeans are cut v skinny.

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>>39179089
Fuck jeans, go tactical ...or 501's

>>39179089
https://barbellapparel.com/
Only /fit/ approved jeans

>>39180471
>"""Mr""" blaha is still cosplaying

>>39179381
6'7 here, the 511's are among the few models that actually fit me.

I do 501 or stretch 511. 541 aren't bad, I haven't reached the level of thickness to wear I have to wear them yet though.

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These desu.

>>39179622
Spoken like a true dyel

>>39179089
assless chaps

Paige jeans bro.

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>tfw you wore 550s all throughout high school any nobody told you how fuckin' stupid you looked

Guys my thighs have always been big whole family has huge thighs and on top I've been doing SS

Always had to buy jeans and get them altered(bought Lee Cooper and wrangler)

Which ones should I get now?

Naked and Famous denim is very good. Has a lot of colored wefts and recently made an athletic fit. Levis 541 are serviceable if you don't have any expectations of them lasting more than a few months.

>>39179463
>not buying womens jeans

>>39183419
I buy tailor made chinos online. there's probably something similar where you live.

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IF YOU SQUAT, OR EVER PLAN TO SQUAT, DO NOT GET 511'S. You'll rip them in a few months at most with leg gains.

That is all.

>>39179353
ID on boots familia?

>>39183685
What if you leg press

>>39184043
you don't work out