Would you rather be a manlet or a dicklet?

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>>39168509
i'm both.

my life is in ruins since the moment i was born.

>>39168509
dicklet.
You have to get the women to agree to have sex with you first.

I'd rather be a pleasant surprise than an embarrassing disappointment

>>39168531
Bullshit. James Deen is a manlet and has fucked more women than you ever will in 10 lifetimes.

>>39168531
>implying she won't feel it while spooning
>implying she won't laugh in your face
>implying she won't fuck right off

>>39168509
How big we talkin
How short we talkin...?

>>39168509
manlet

>>39168509
Aren't they the same thing?
I have never seen any manlet with a huge cock, let alone a normal size one. It's like the spot reduction myth. A man has to have a proportionate body all around.

And if anyone tried to prove me wrong, or call me autistic, just know they are a manlet who is butt-hurt over having a small dick.

>>39168588

tiny.

like 5 inches

>>39168687
t. dicklet manlet

lmfao can you just imagine the anons that are dicklets/manlets right now? He's sitting in his dark room thinking of a witty response to somehow reassure his fellow cucklets that it's perfectly fine.
>bu-but women only care about muh personality
>only /fit/ cares about that stuff
>g-girls say i'm f-fine, i swear!

fucking pathetic
when will these filthlets learn?

>>39168509

>>39168531
I'm 5'6 with an 8 inch penis, this anon is completely correct. I'd much rather be a dicklet

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>>39168509

I'm both, ask me anything

Probably manlet, since 6'2 is manlet now

>>39168955
How long have you been a virgin for?

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>>39168955
i-is it in?

How small a dick are we talking? I wouldn't want to live with anything smaller than 4 inches.

>>39168968

30 years

>>39168970

i-inside of what?

>>39168509
it depends how short manlet and how small dicklet.

probably manlet. I know short dudes that do fine with women and have successful lives.

but if you're saying I gotta be like 5'4 or below nah gimme the small dick.

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>>39168970
Heheh

>>39168982
>30 years
No fucking way.
Please prove it.

>>39168561
As is Tom Cruise but you are no James Dean and you are no Tom Cruise.

>>39169006

how I'm going to prove it?, do you want a picture of my wizard hat??

>>39169006
Anon, pls. Don't encourage the wizard. He'll put a virginity spell on all of us.

>>39169019
Idk, show face or something.

>>39168687
exactly how many manlet cocks have you seen anon?

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>>39169025
>>39169020

don't tempt me

>>39169036
Enough to where if I were to stack them all up, it would create a manlet in itself.

>>39169044
post face oh grand wizard

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>5'7
>5x5
free from the vaginal jew

>>39168509
I'm 6'0" with a 5.5" cock, and I'd gladly give two inches of height for another inch of dick size, but I don't think I'd ever want to be any shorter, so I'll say dicklet.

>>39169058

my social life is already severely damaged, no thanks

>>39169132

are you fit?

have you thought that claiming to be a virgin in your 30s can actually be beneficial to you?, imagine the hordes of qts fighting to death to take your virginity away

>>39168982

you know the Aztecs can sacrifice you, right?

>>39168509
I'm 5 foot and 4 inches. That's two measurements

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>>39169163

>are you fit?

yes

>have you thought that claiming to be a virgin in your 30s can actually be beneficial to you?, imagine the hordes of qts fighting to death to take your virginity away

>

>>39169173

>you know the Aztecs can sacrifice you, right?

my powers grow stronger by the day

>>39169207
How tall?
Any pics senpai?

You get two extra inches. Do you add it to your height or your dick?

>>39169258

to my dick

in diameter

>>39169250

1.71 m/5"7'

I'm not going to post anything that could identify me

>>39169277

have you thought about killing yourself?

>>39169322

yes, but that probably hinder my gains

>>39169277
I'm 5'8, and just want to see fellow manlets progress. I'm still losing weight and find what time of body suits me.

>>39169277
Just blur out your face

honestly I just want to see your bod buddy

>>39169091
>5'6
>4.5x4.5
you've been 1-up'ed

>>39169277
post body warlock

>>39169202
Heh

>>39169277
blur out face dude please

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>>39169337
>>39169431
>>39169489

>>39169532
blur out face pls post body

>>39169532
post body

>>39169532
do

>>39169532
it

>>39168916
No need to lie here lanklet. If you're not lying then the fault is your own, not your height.

>>39169277
You bi maybe? Homo? I'd take your virginity any day.

>>39169967

not gonna happen, thanks for the offer

>>39169985
post body

Definitely a dicklet

by the time they see your peckerwood they're going to have sex with you anyway.

>>39169010
I think he meant the pornstar James Deen, as an example of a manlet who's not a dicklet I guess.

>>39168700
Lololol. I'd kill myself. You'd get stepped on for sure.

>>39168757
(You)

>5ft 8
>5
Them feels man.

To be honest I'd didn't really effect me in my late teens and 20s. Fucked >50 chicks. I'm quite funny and 8/10 face and body.
Roll on 30s, married and now my height and dicklet status are starting to bother me
>since spending time on Mongolian basket craft messageboards
Although I make ALOT of money now but that doesn't matter when your shackled

>>39169202
Ouch
Would you rather be 5ft 4 with no cock or 4ft 8 with an 8 inch dongle?

>>39170199
Do you think your wife may be cheating on you or want to leave you at all because of your short height and small penis?

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>>39168509
>tfw both

>>39169091
>>39169386
I'm grateful y'all exist and are open about it. Makes me feel better at 5'9" and 7"

>>39168509
My dick won't get used anyway so I rather trade some length for some height.

>>39170250
No, don't think so. But you never know...
He father was similar height (never saw his dick) and all her ex's we of a type like mine (don't know about 1 night stands) she could secretly crave 8ft mega-dongs and I'd be none the wiser!
If it happens, it happens. I'm not a cuck and that shit would be over. I've got enough cash to start a new life and if I get fucked by the courts I'd still be ok (overseas stuff in my brothers name keeps me safe lol)
Or I could just pay someone to deal with it...

>>39170375
Fait enough man at least you have the right look in it, hopefully you won't ever have to deal with stupid shit like that though

>>39168687
>I have never seen any manlet with a huge cock, let alone a normal size one.

Brain dead ???

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>tfw 5'85
>tfw 5.5 inch dick
>tfw have slept with 14 girls (2 chubby, the rest fiiiiiit) in the passed year
>tfw skinnyfat

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>>39168528
Sounds bad, mate.
>>39168509
Dicklet. You don't normally walk around with our dick out, while everyone sees how tall you are. And you can always be a successful tall guy, only lacking some inches, but unless it's a micropenis, then you shouldn't worry about unchangeable...
Luckily, I'm a 6'0" King of Manlets and got a 7 incher, so I guess I got the middle deal. Can't complain.

>>39170375
You're a wise guy. Indeed, i someone wants out o a relationship, i they want to cheat, then they will do it and you can't stop them. I I find out, then there are no excuses and it's instantly over.

>>39169010
>>39168687

james deen is a pornstar and he has a big cock. he's also a manlet

>>39170014
>this is what dicklets actually believe

She's going to be thinking of jamal's cock when your small pecker won't even be able to satisfy her.

5'8" with a 7x5.5, haven't had any problems yet

>>39169258

Height. My dick's already a decent size, but I'm only 5'7 (and even that's by rounding up).

A manlet.

>>39169532
you seem chill as fuck and I dig the fitting pepes.

Bless you, ma nigga. Godspeed

>>39168561
James Dean was tall in his era

>>39172776
>Deen
>Dean

>>39169117

I'm 6'2" with a 5.5" cock. I'd give 4" of my height to add 2" to length and 2" to girth.