Tinder success stories

>be camping with friends
>nighttime comes around
>dumbass friend forgets firewood
>collect lots of dry leaves and twigs
>start fire

Made some cash smores that night

>>39168179
>match with qt
>ask her for nudes
>she calls me weird and unmatched me

>>39168192
Kek

>>39168179
Quick tinder story. Greentext time
>be me, 23, very /fit/
>go on tinder for some pussy
>see 9.5/10 girl, not too far
>we chat, eventually she gives me number, says I should come over
>I get there, she's a 300lb whale
>mfw catfish
>"oh cmon anon, are you not fucking me because to you're a fatshamer?"
>be me, confused
>I literally just got catfished to get called a fatshaming male cis scum
>I dip while she yells about skinny privilege
Never using tinder again

>>39168205
That's because you're fat and ugly, Jerred.

>>39168227
Not too bad* I'm on my phone

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>>39168227
DUUUUDEEE no way I got catfished too. and fucking shaming pluto orbiting bitch

>>39168247
Is that a regular thing? Like seriously I still haven't used tinder

>>39168254
nah, all my bros use it and they do a screening process of like asking for the girls snap chat to confirm before.

>>39168227

I BET YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE, AREN'T YOU?

SHITLORD.

>>39168262
Smart, maybe tinder will work for me after all

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Fucked this girl a couple nights ago

>>39168290
That's my fucking cousin holy shit

>>39168290
any cream pie nude shotz?

>>39168299
your cousins gettin dicked down

>>39168306
Lmao not like I can really do much.... Have fun i guess?

>>39168311
what a terrible cousin...proof?

>>39168290
Idk how you guys are getting girls to oogle over you this hard

Post pic

>>39168299
HAHAHAHAHA Seriously?! Lives in Sheidow park?

>>39168312
What do you mean by what a terrible cousin, is there anything I can do about it? Also I'm not actually 100% sure. She looks like my cousin and has the same name. What city u live in?

>>39168327
Holy shit yeah

>>39168179

>Join tinder because people keep talking about it
>Get some matches or whatever
>Never respond to them because I pick up girls in person no problems
>One day get bored decide to message one
>So be honest you just want to fuck and thats why you are on this site right?
>"No I'm looking for a serious relationship"
>Why online? What do you hope to accomplish?
>"I honestly dont know"
>You are a good looking girl go out and meet people in person
>"You are right anon hehe thanks for the talk"
>You're welcome

And that was the day I saved a random girl from tinder from hooking up with random autsists to embarrassed to talk to girls person. Success!

>>39168322
I'm 6'1" 80kg and dont really look like I lift

>>39168328
Adelaide, South Australia. She told me she lives in Sheidow park

>>39168328
She looks like my cousin too... Ben?

>>39168334
Holy fuck LOL that's fuckin hilarious

I'm probably not going to see her again, found her personality kinda annoying

>>39168350
Did you bust in her mouth?

>>39168334
^this wasn't me
>>39168340
No, she's not my cousin, false alarm... but she looks almost just link her. Stunning

>>39168340
No seriously post a fucking pic
How are you guys getting these girls to obsess over you so hard I'm fairly aesthetic and I got nothin

>>39168357
Nope, inside her tho, she told me she was on birth control. Im getting an STD test monday bc first time I've gone raw with a random (im an idiot)
She liked to be choked really fuckin hard which was fun
I'm not too worried though, because I think that she just got out of a long-term relationship

Adelaide is too fuckin small man

>>39168227
Good on you for getting the fuck outta there.
Tired of stories of Anons catching some uggo fucking catfish and then "smashing" her anyways.

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gave up on dating apps along time ago

>>39168367
What you wanna see?

>>39168359
Ah lame

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>>39168379
Idk your tinder pic or something

>>39168374
Kek Holy fuck it's like that here too KILL ME

How do you tell if a woman is interested or just looking for attention? I get daily snapchats from this girl I've been talking to who said she wasn't ready to date but wants to hangout, but it seems like she's just baiting for validation.

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Why am I so anxious to use tinder in my hometown? I've used it on vacation many times, with decent success in messaging (never met with anyone, however).
I'm afraid I'll see someone I know and as irrational as that sounds I've kind of built a mysterious "I don't need girls to be happy" self-improvment personality, and I feel like I'm just throwing it all away if I stoop to Tinder.
Only had one girlfriend, still virgin despite using girls for HJs and BJs.
Is it worth it, or should I wait until I start 350mg tren ace in June next year so I don't have to sift through the shit tests teenage girls put average guys through?
>19 years old
>6'1
>85kg

>>39168374
D:

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>>39168395
Heres my current main tinder pic and pic with a retarded angle

>>39168406
If she just wants to hang but doesnt want to date anyone she might just be looking for sex

Hang with her and see how it goes

>>39168407
Just do it man, tinder is mainstream anyway, no one looks down on you for using it

>>39168426
Fuck you look like a total nerdy beta provider how are you getting laid

>>39168455
He looks like Ross from Friends or something, who is considered attractive. Plus he's fit. Do the math friendo

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>>39168455
Idk what to say brah. As long as you're not completely unattractive and you leave the house sometimes you shouldnt really have an issue

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>>39168192

>>39168290

Yo Marlo is so good

>be black and /fit/
>At best attract a 6/10 coal burner

My hottest lays were an underageb& and a Korean chick that I busted my load all in her hair.

>>39168179

pics?

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>>39168374

>shitimbald

Every time

Would be friends with/10

>>39168506

Black and internet dating are a rough combo

>>39168227

Lol I had one of those

> Match with 7/10 college cutie, curly hair, good bod
> text right away
> she is texting me hard
> *this should be a sign*
> agree to go to dinner
> show up and it's a sphere shaped 200lb girl
> Have awkward dinner
> pay for it
> leave

lol she texted me after that and I did not respond once. wtf, why would anyone do this?

>>39168527

Should have at least split the bill man

>>39168426
I, too, enjoy ATL trap

>>39168506
Come to Florida. Plenty of gorgeous upper middle class blonde girls who want nothing to do with white guys and just smoke weed with and fuck niggers

>meet girl on some app
>get nudes
>lose interest
>tfw its just a game to me

>>39168499
Yea not really my thing generally, but trance and hardstyle are amazing when youre rolling

>>39168546

Are you me?

I love getting matches, but as soon as I actually start to talk with them I lose interest

What the fuck is wrong with me

>>39168527
I was getting pizza while I was catfished. I told her I was going to the bathroom after she ordered her food and dipped the F out.

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>>39168179

100% positive you won't and have not posted face (haven't read thread)

As a Chad I know real and fake stories when i read them bc I have experienced "chad" stories irl.

This did not happen, it sounds retarded. If u did get your dick sucked by someone from tinder it was from a long time "date" aka an ugly who both of you sap off each other in your "free time" aka whenever you're not working in a facade to seem like you have a social life.

Like I said, post face. I'll post mine. You're lying and a loser

>>39168563
you might be me

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>>39168545
>Blondes
>Weed
Sorry anon. I don't have shit taste in women or drugs. Brunettes and alcohol only

>>39168506
You in the army?

>>39168569
De_stroyed

>>39168340
>Adelaide, South Australia
No fkn way same here
Never been to HQ tho heard it's fkn grotty

>>39168527
>wtf, why would anyone do this?

Worst thing that could happen to them (the catfisher) is that the guy they catfished yells at them and bails

like all girls (or really most people now) they think they are special snowflakes and that if only a guy would look past their flabs blah blah blah

that's the only way I can imagine someone justifying it to themselves. either that or they are just nuts, which is entirely possible

>>39168618
Naw, are you thinking of lotus?

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>>39168506

>>39168641
Yeah the main area is disgusting. They have an off-room where they play trance/hardstyle which has an entirely different crowd though

>>39168778
is strai basically one big country named pound town?

>>39168582
>top 20% is only smarter than 50%
Wow

>>39168543

Meh i took pity on her

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>>39168179

Unsure if it counts into fit and it totes doesn't into tinder, but I found my professional basketball-player half asian gf through the internet and got her stuck to me after she learned that I'm a boxer. We can all make it one way or another.

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>>39168894
I guess that coincides with the thread...but did you use your gainz to reel her in?

>>39168899

The godly arm-gains a boxer makes desu

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>>39168426
>6'1
>tfw 5'7
i should just stay in my garage and never come out

>>39168569
this is the only correct response other than just calling them out for lying and wasting your time and leaving immediately

I'm a bit of an oldfag, so I haven't been doing the online dating thing since I met my wife. But probably the best story from back in the OKCupid days:

>get messaged by 5/10
>she thinks my photos/profile etc are hot
>this is strange and I'm not super attracted so I respond but sorta ignore for a while
>finally decide "fuck it" and set up a meet
>we get some dinner, she's late and arrives with wet hair freshly showered just as i'm about to leave
>turns out its just her face that is 5/10, tits are amazing and she's showing them off in that dress + pushup bra like crazy
>decent figure generally, maybe 8/10 body
>she acts nervous and strange, but seems to like me
>we take a walk in the park afterword and start making out on a bench
>she starts grinding my crotch, jeans now smeared with pussy juice
>clearly wants the D but too many people here
>we drive to another park since we wouldn't be alone at either of our places

On the way there she keeps playing with my dick through my pants while we drive. I have literally never meet a hornier woman. It was almost scary, because I did nothing to provoke any of this.

>we get there, fuck for a bit
>she stops me, takes the condom off and starts to deepthroat my cock
>fucking amazing head
>i'm about to blow so she says "cum wherever you want"
>i elect to ejaculate directly in her face
>mfw she doesn't mind
>calmly exits the car, walks a short distance away, and rolls around in the grass to wipe the cum off
>she is now covered with grass clipping and a thin film of jizz
>i have no words
>we get dressed, i take her home
>she begs me to stay but i'm honestly sort of freaked out so I leave

We do this kind of thing off and on for months. Never introduced her to anyone I knew, because of the craziness. She is genuinely disturbed and fixates on me sporadically. I come to learn that she was some kind of super slut and that she was with a different guy pretty much every week, probably doing the same.

Not sure how to get around the no friends thing. Should I just take pictures of myself with cute animals? (Ducks, cats, other peoples dogs)

A ginger with huge tits swallowed my load and gave me a 10/10 bj. We watched her favorite movie "how to tame your dragon". Only tinder lay and God damn i have a red head fetish. Tossed her salad. I sent the wrong text a following day and ruined it.

Best advice is ask a girl her favorite childhood meeting. It will reroute their brains from innocent and young to slowly growing into interest in boys before getting back to her current self. That's when you get laid. Right place. Right time. Right motive.

I was tricked once into going in a date with a fatty in the early days of Tinder.

I was 23, so I knew about MySpace angles, but I was tricked by her great photos nonetheless. She was al over me and in 2 hours we had matched, talked and I was on my way to pick her up.

And when I picked her up, she was at least 80 lbs heavier than the pics. I was speechless, but she smiled and I never had that situation happen to me before, so I just smiled back, said hello and started a normal conversation.

She was an intelligent woman, and she could keep up with me, but I didn't see it coming when it happened. I got more and more drunk, she started to look more and more like the pictures, I ended up fucking the fatty.

I drived home at 7 am with no pants (couldn't find it) and thinking how could I be stupid enough to be catfished by a 2/10 and then fuck her...

>>39168192
Thank you

>>39169153
they must live for these rare occasions that you give them

>>39168527
>pay for it

A FUCKING KEK