Is this accurate, /fit/? How do I into right-side?

>>39165726
>height : under 5'6''

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>life as a chad or as an incel is just a few milimeters of difference
>you can never change it

gymcucks btfo

>>39165741
Actually you can change it retard because the jaw and neck grow like any other muscle. Esp from squats and deadlifts

>>39165739
>5'5" manlet is angry

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Post goals

>>39165760
>jawlet is angry

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>>39165766

>>39165781
where did u get this picture of me

>>39165741
Can be changed surgically though, they break part of the chin off from the rest of the jaw and then stretch the skin and muscle then insert the chin back in

left side: 90% of British and Slavic people, 30% of Americans
right side: 30% of Americans (though most of this is diminished by an aggressive lack of styling/fashion), 60% of Persians, 100% of Brazilians

>>39165792
Based Mike Mew, saving chincels from visiting Gandy

I bassicly look like the guy on the right. Could have been a caricature of my face.

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>>39165805
>Persians

POO

>>39165805
>100% of Brazilians
as a fellow HUEHEUHBR man myself, i agree with this

>>39165834
I'm not even a Brazlian but there is something fucking beautifully mutated about that country. You could blindly throw a rock into a crowd and you're nearly guaranteed to hit a 10

>>39165805
>Slavic men look like that
>the women are gorgeous
>Slavs still reproduce
>So, you can look like left and still bang gorgeous women
Maybe life isn't so bad after all

>>39165846
tbqh the average brazillian are p ugly. The more rich people are the better they look.

[/spoiler] as any other country [spoiler]

I think it's fair to point that Asian and Black dudes are attractive, but in a way that varies pretty wildly from OP's meme.This is a pretty good metric for European and Middle Eastern features, though.

Solemn and tearful hug to Mexico, though. A shit ton of your dudes just look like stubby melted fists. Your food fucking owns tho

>>39165726
>Is this accurate, /fit/?
for the person who drew it, yeah

>>39165871
it truly is one of the miracles of nature. they should have david attenborough voice a special about it

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>>39165741
the joke is that it's shopped, right?

I mostly fit into right side, except I have dark hair and a mostly olive skin tone. I don't think I would look good with light skin anyways.

>>39165871
it can't be personality, either, since slav dudes in general are obnoxious, short tempered alcoholics with a 2nd grade sense of humor and 5th grade reading level. these dudes would get married in a tracksuit. maybe they have nicotine in their jizz from chainsmoking so much

>>39165909
are you kidding that's the ideal for most straight women and gay men. "tall dark and handsome," assuming you have the tall part

>weak chin but good face
>tall
>good frame
>good posture

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Ok, I tried to photoshop it to put the features on the right onto the face of the left that can be changed without surgery- hair, expression, eyebrows, stubble, etc...

It, uh... it didn't really work all that well...

>>39165983
>its supermang

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Also, keep in mind one of the ugliest leading men ever was also probably the coolest of them all. Women fucking LOVED this sexy sunofabitch.

When they were designing the Disney hunchback of Notre Dame in the 90s they needed a way to make the lead character ugly as was his character, yet handsome enough at the same time so the audience would like him. They modelled him after Robert Mitchum.

>>39165983
this is the american midwest, where the dregs of american society who never managed to move to a coast pretend to have their shit together by trying to dress like the teevee

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>>39166003
this is true. taking what you've got, owning it, and making it work for you will do at least as much as having a six pack instead of a personality

>>39166003
If this guy is ugly I don't know what I am
He looks just like the right pic in op

>>39165846
so fuckin' wrong

>>39165983
>subscribe to candito training

>>39166025
"movies ugly" and "actual ugly" are two completely different uglies, it's true

>>39165904

Look in the mirror while extending your jaw. I have overbite too and I look a lot different when I do this.

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>>39165910

tangentially related, has anyone ever figured out why nearly every east asian culture besides south korea has a hole full of nightmares when it comes to teeth?

>>39165910
Sounds like Trailer Park Boys

>>39166067
Pretty straight forward, they've been introduced to an incredibly new diet that their jaws haven't adapted to yet,give it a few generations

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>>39165805
Say that to my face and not online and see what happens.

>>39166108
hey man, don't take it personally, it's not a judgment of your character. slavic dudes just look like orcs and act like perpetually drunk 8th graders

if i had to live in your cold, marshy wasteland and eat fermented dog i'd probably look like i had fetal alcohol syndrome too

great fighters, though!

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>>39166033
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>>39165726
I can just imagine the troll that drew this.

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>>39166165
Caricature artist Marlo Meekins (wife of Nick Cross)

>>39166003

as someone who has watched 3 robert mitchum movies lately and wasnt too familiar with him before this makes a ton of sense. He was an ugly fucking creep in cape fear, a averagely kinda handsome everyman in the enemy below, and seemed to have a ton of appeal in from the past.

charisma is probably what it is, seeing how he is a movie star thats probably what it is

>>39166219
Also, even in person and in interview he was the ultimate example of not giving a shit- he was fucking hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAKimuLypkc

>>39166187

>marrying a girl who at a moments notice anyone can just pull up pics of her in lingere

wew lad

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>>39165792
>jaw can be grown by squats and deadlifts

>>39166239
nigga she's a vine star, she was doing a little mermaid sketch.

nick doesn't care, he has over the garden wall money, son.

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>>39166259
>vine star

this guy isnt too traditionally atractive but as a dude he is what i image sex appeal as

his attitute in jeff seid would be perfect tier probably

>>39165741
It looks like he's in a wind tunnel

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>>39166295
forgot file

>>39165846
Show pics of these? Anything south of Texas is a Mexican

>>39165726

WTF causes the left side?

WHY does this show up in the gene pool so fucking much?

Why hasn't this gotten weeded out? why?

Ok, I know this is an exaggeration, but holy chit!

I see men who could fit 90% into one or the other of those categories. Maybe not 100%, but I know of one who looks very much like the right, but has slightly buggy eyes. He does well with girls, but the rest of his face is pretty attractive.

My point is, the left image... how... how does that happen? Medications women take when pregnant? FAS? it's so common... the fuck?

Also, how do you plan your life if you are that guy? Besides the vasectomy to benefit humanity...

>>39166006
Midwest has highest rate of high test blondes per capita, eat shit

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>>39166344
>the way that you type
kys

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>>39166333
dude you dont know what brazilian people look like?

alicia braga would be like an average and older typical middle class brazialian chick, keep in mind brazilians are some of the most ethnically diverse people ont he planet so you get white, blacks, latinos, asians, etc but there are defineitly a few brazilian 'looks' that tend to be super attractive

>>39166344
men falling for society's lies

90% of the characteristics of the male on the right can be attained with hard work

>>39165741
What the fuck? It's not just the jaw, it's his whole face, look at the forehead.

>>39166383
Kill yourself.

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>>39166354
no, you're right, I guess I more meant shit like Illinois, Detroit, etc. I forgot midwest has shit like Wisconsin and stuff where thick, strong women brought up on touch footbal and steak walk the land

>>39166383

uh huh... that doesn't answer the question, how do so many guys have the shitty skull and jaw structure?

The height I could see as short women still get laid and pass on shorty genes, but how do people with such... malformed pathetic faces manage to pass on their genes?

Does the guy on the right just inseminate fuggly females indescriminantly? Resulting in poo quality offspring? - even then over time wouldn't the addition of succesive generations of chad genes end up saturating the whole genepool?

FFS, who do SOOOO many guys fit the left image?

>>39166383
>90% of the characteristics of the male on the right can be attained with hard work
Your hair is probably the only thing you can change without plastic surgery

>>39166383
>90% of the characteristics of the male on the right can be attained with hard work

you mean plastic surgery?
Then you'll still have ugly kids.

>>39166465
You don't need to be perfect to pass your genes just good enough

>>39165741
Maxilla could've been more prognathic though.

>>39166465
dudes that look like brad pitt are sexy and all but dudes that look like patton oswalt often feel the need to make up for what they lack in physicality by being really funny, hardworking, smart, talented, etc. like, a lot of ladies will date blisteringly hot dudes and eventually get tired of not being valued, so eventually they find some guy that actually makes them feel loved and wants to be a partner and provide a future

it's an important mix. hot buff guys keep the population healthy, weinery tryhard dudes keep the population smart

same is more or less true if you reverse the genders as well, but that's more of a recent thing due to guys kinda running the show for a hundred thousand years and women only just now being able to break out from that

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>nearly all of this people became hotter by getting chin surgery

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>>39165872
At least you tried

>>39166317
>>39166295
I looked him up, he doesn't seem that special
maybe you can link a good vid or something?

>>39166518

I really think you under estimate the number of chads who are both gorgeous and sharp as fuck, you also under estimate how sharp some rare fatty mongs can be and under estimate how really good looking some guys can be, in short all these men can theoretically be accepted into the upper echelon of men.

I used to think something similar to you but I've met too many men who are smart as fuck and pretty.

>>39166635

you gotta see his movies, maybe 'seven psycopaths' or or 'moon'. Dude just has a ton of charisma and id watch anything he is in. There was also a horror movie where he had a demon kid that was really good. Like a lot of great actors he tends to be in moves that are good enough that his personality plays second fiiddle to the quality of the story.

in this scene he depicts a particular deranged and boyish take on the kinda aloof character he often plays, just to get an idea on his charisma but he doesnt look attractive here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl5GUOM62X4

>>39165760
Does lifting really make your jaw grow?

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>>39166519
>get law surgery
>don't fix your mouth breathing

>>39166465
Attractive people can have ugly children.

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>>39165805
>>39165834
>>39165846

Fucking deluded huemonkeys.

>>39165741
nice shoop

>>39166698
>not posting a clip from Mr. Right

>>39165947
>weak chin but good face

Nope

>tfw no cleft

>>39166930
>law surgery

kys

>>39165726
Long faces and cleft chins are disgusting tho

>>39166519
Yep, the chin is one of the most important factors.

>>39165741
>few millimeters
>whole fucking face is deformed

Plastic surgery is bullshit, you facelets should stop trying to hide your genetic stock and fool us beautiful people into procreating with you.
What if my future wife turns out to be a post-surgery facelet? I would have wasted my superior genetics.

It should be required by law to give full disclosure on all surgery upon marriage.

>>39165983
>It, uh... it didn't really work all that well...

I've seriously been just laughing for two or three minutes nonstop. Thanks, man.

>>39165741
His entire head is deformed. What shitty photoshop is this?

>>39165846
It's a meme, most people are pretty ugly. A lot of mulattos... look a like like Puerto Ricans.

They do care a lot about their bodies but they aren't very pretty to look at.

>>39166006
Shitty LA cunt detected.

>Hurr durr move to the coasts hurrrrr da coasts!!!!

>>39165726
surprisingly accurate considering it was made by female. but she put some of her personally preferences in that isnt necessary.

>>39165760
there are minimal things you can do to change your face. not as easy as you imply

>have all features on the right
>eyes are buldgey and too big

>>39166383
im an ugly person and ive done extensive research into improving my face.. depending on the face, some people can improve a decent amount, but most ugly people are doomed. this guy is spouting pure bullshit. i challenge you to name some facial improvements you can make that arent hair related. also post before and afters for proof.

>>39166465
1. men can compensate for ugliness through other means like status, athletics, intelligence, confidence, money etc.
2. a lot of dental and jaw issues these days are caused by our bad diets. this is an environmental issue not a genetic one.

>39165765

That man is an international treasure. TY Based Julius

>>39165765

That man is an international treasure. TY based Julius

>>39165880

TFW mixed race, half white half asian. What do?

>>39169253
>surprisingly accurate considering it was made by female
You think your conception of what women find attractive is more accurate than a woman's? How's virginity treating you?

>>39169376

Feel good about yourself. You are a Supreme Gentlemen

>>39167703
Not from a profile view, from head on.

At least it could be worse, some people look like the rest of their face kept growing while the jaw and chin got fucked up and stayed, my face looks "normal" and not like I had a growth deficiency or something.

>>39169438
What women say they want is different from what they think they want

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>>39165741

In between = best

>>39166519
>top right
That kike kek.

>>39165789
You'd better Hyde my friend.

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>>39166067
No idea what you're talking about, here's a photo of a late 19th century Chinese man with natty teeth.

>>39169546
Nah, Francisco Lachowski has a shit profile compared to other models at his level. Srs
No Homer Simpson (second year med student planning on specialising in plastic surgery) but check out this dude

>>39165871
I lived with a host family in Russia for a month. The mom was just stunning, 9/10 easily. The dad looked like he chased parked cars for a living. But he was swole. Proof that as long as you're swole you can get 9s

>>39165871

WW2 wiped out a whole generation of young men so the survivors had their pick of the hottest girls in the collective farm.

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>>39165765
I think Rufus Sewell could pull it off.

>>39169161
Agreed. In my work I deal with Californians all damn day. They are everything wrong with America.

>>39170387

Kazan?

>>39165741
A guy in my class 100% looks like right.

He's like 5'7

>>39165983
>Leafyishere

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>>39165726
If you aren't a 6'0+ North Atlantid robust framed hypermasc dom alpha with prominent skull features, hunter eyes and a NW0 hairline end it right now

>tfw baby face and chinlet
a-at least i'm 6'3...

>>39169495
No it's not
That only applies to behavior
Women know VERY well what looks good for them

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>>39165726
The right looks like a caricature of young Steve Jobs.

>>39171832
How would you define hunter eyes? Spaced closer together, deep set, and positive canthal tilt?

>>39165726
Left looks like a stereotypical Slav lmao

>>39171880
PCT, deep set, space between them roughly equal to width of each individual eye, fairly short and wide

>>39165726
She just drew Tom Cruise.

>tfw good jawline but mediocre chin

>>39165871
>Slavic men look like that
They really don't. The left reminds me more of chavs from UK. Right maybe Hispanic, but not dirty Brazilians for sure.

>>39171832
Honestly this guy looks weird

>ears protrude
>hair doesn't get long
Just fuck my shit up

>>39171938
I right there with you bud

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The artist is kinda cute turns out.

>>39166003
>6' 1"
lmao

>>39165805
Almost no Slavic men look like that

>>39167019
This is my greatest fear.

>>39168877

Lots of their faces are genetically healthy, but got fucked up due to mouth breathing as children, and their parents were too busy or too fucking stupid baby boomer gen to actually invest any time into their kids. Worst generation of parents ever.

>>39165760
I'm pretty sure you're full of shit.
Though Corey Taylor got sick neck gainz from head banging.

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>>39165726
guy on right is clearly meant to be the gorgeous matthew mercer

>>39166003
In what fucking universe is that guy ugly?

>>39175183
>In what fucking universe is that guy ugly?

"the"

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>>39175073
Nah, he's this Spanish dude

>>39166362
>brazilians are some of the most ethnically diverse people ont he planet so you get white, blacks, latinos, asians, etc
What is this supposed to mean? Latino is not a race.

>>39166519
>when you realize attractiveness is based on what you eat while growing up
Youre all fucking pathetic for blaming genetics

>>39165805

You got that shit backwards. Almost no slavs look like that mate

>>39171832
>North Atlantid
It's been years since I last heard that term. Oh man I miss Skadi.

>>39165726

Me on the left

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>>39171934
She draws a great Leonardo DiCaprio.

>>39169376
record yourself for youtube