What will you be for halloween?

>>39165608
Alone

>>39165608
depressed

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>>39165615

I'm 40 y-o and thinking of going to this halloween party at a club full of slutty 17-20 y-o chicks.

I'll dress as picrelated with a mask so no one will find out I'm an old fuck

>>39165615
/Thread

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>>39165650

I'm going as an autograph page or notebook page or whatever
Wearing a white shirt and bringing along sharpies and gonna let people write on it
I think it'll be good to get me talking to people since I'll only know one other person there, and it'll get girls touching me

>>39165608
im gonna be one of those guys that likes to touch other guys bodies for the purpose of examining just how much weight they have been lifting

I was thinking about going as a flasher. Trench coat with tight skin coloured shorts and a black cardboard cutout looking like a censor bar across the front. Pretty lean already, visible abs so it's not revolting, only problem is finding the shorts. Too homo?

autistic neet

this way I don't need a costume

>>39165608
I'll just take off my shirt and be a spooky skeleton

>>39165608
dexter
got the kill outfit

wrapping gf in saran wrap, knife in chest, cut on cheek

>>39166996
go to a halloween store, you can get a skin-tone version of a greenman suit. cut away everything but the shorts section.

>>39167026
Bruh that's great. Last resort was Victorias secret

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This... yes I'm a douche bag

>>39167084
It screams autistic more than it does douchebag.

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>>39165615
F

Demon cowboy. Outfits nearly all arrived, still need to mod and repaint my nerf gun before sticking red LED's inside to give it that hell glow.

>>39165608
Drunk

>>39165615
>Tfw you've been single every holiday your entire life.

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The next president.

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>>39165608
The natty king

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>>39165608
I will be one of pic related

>>39165608
CR7, it's really easy to pull off and people love it.

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Just to annoy my normie friends

>>39165608
in bed by ten after taking 2 valium to render myself unconscious

>>39165615
>go to post my response to a thread
>it's the first reply

i love this place

>bretty good arms and shoulders
>but 15% bodyfat so torso is not so great

I was going to go with fireman but wearing a tank top.
>yellow tank top
>red suspenders
>black pants and boots
>fireman helmet and toy axe
Good?

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>>39171026
Lad....

>>39165615
Great post senpai

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>>39165670
That's the spirit, Pedomask!

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Real question is do I go naked in there or not

>>39165650
>>39165670
breh women love old fit men, most women have severe daddy-issues and babyface 20yo fuckboys can't even begin to compare to a real rugged man

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>>39171304
Wear briefs
I will be clowning

>>39165608
Drunk

Went with a cheap (like $65) Superman costume last year. It was cool the first half of the party I was at until the fucking thing split down the back... had to grab a sheet and continue the night as a toga with fucking supes boots.

So, I'm not going to fuck around with spandex or anything this year.

Thinking maybe Popeye would be easy enough and still recognizable, or maybe just grab some suspenders and the right kind of shoes & slacks to go as Mike Haggar, but have to listen to dumb sluts ask me who the fuck I'm supposed to be all night.

Thoughts? Suggestions?

>>39171382
>voluntarily drinking poison

Not gonna make it

>>39171408
>being mentally healthy
>not needing alcohol to numb the pain
Gonna make it

>>39171408
>Not drinking liquid confidence

>>39171420

>needing to be drunk to be confident

omega

>>39171408
Actually enjoying my life and I'm well on my way to making it.

Enjoy being a shut in with your feels whilst I'm out getting drunk and banging sloot

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>>39165608
pic related is a nice way to show off gains

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>>39167519

>>39171442
also a nice way to show your autismo

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>>39165615
Same here

;_;

>>39171442

>"Hey, have you seen anon tonight? I can't see him anywhere?"
>"You didn't see him? He's the bright yellow and green bird ninja in the corner there."
>"Bird ninja? What the fuck?"
>"Yeah, he got here early and when I asked what he was dressed up as he mumble something about his fist and showed me this bird looking thing he had drawn on his chest. Then he grabbed a drink, went and sat in the corner over there and hasn't moved since."
>"Oh, maybe I'll just speak to him another time."

>>39171120
good

>>39171534
>>39171500
stop projecting faggots, you could pull off going there with your undies if you werent autistic

>>39171640

>implying my autism, and not my horrible stretch marks, is what's keeping me from going to a party in my underwear
>implying I got invited to a party

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>>39165615
This.

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Pic related. You can tell ol' Sammy has been buffing up to prepare for when he launches an all out race war.

Great way to get gains and meet some channers irl.

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>>39165608
standing in the corner occasionally putting off girls that come and talk to me with my autism

>>39165608
Myself. That's scary enough.

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>>39171408
Nice to see a fellow gentleman here!

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The one and only

if I was fitter I would go as a Roman legionnaire or something, but all my friends are going as GoT style outfits as the do LARPing, so I'm gonna just do that instead

>>39174213
If I could ever justify and afford any cosmetic surgery, I'd want to look more like Big Boss. The man's a legend. Also really fucking handsome DESU, no homo.

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>>39165615

Me too

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>>39165615

>>39174272
I plan to get a set of Late Republican Lorica Hamata when I get out of university. I'd love to re-enact and embarrass my family members.

>>39174291
Big Boss is actually a doable costume for me, since I have somewhat similar facial features, matching hair and skin color, and my beard actually grows in like his. I want those blue eyes though for sick contrast, he's just so good looking. I think Venom Snake is more aesthetically appealing TBQH.

if I was gonna dress up I would be pink guy

>>39167084
>This... yes I'm a douche bag
Seems more autistic than anything. Post pics. I dont want you to end up like that skeleton who went as bane

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>>39165615

>>39171326
Lol ok gramps

>>39165615
fpbp

>>39167084
Looks like a decent costume, the mask is autistic desu. If I was gonna wear this costume I would replace mask with egyptian style make up

>>39165615
DELET THIS

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>>39174388

>>39171304
I can't wear these things, my schlong's too big, looks ridiculous.

Slutty cat
Dude btw

>>39165615
I refused to be alone this year, bought tickets to some metal concert. Band isn't my first choice but at least I can get hammered with other people.

>finally turning 21 in a few days

>>39174213
same, cut hair too early so no mullet

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>>39165608
dio

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>>39165608
A year older actually

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Hiding in my basement hoping no one notices.

>>39166996
Thats a gay costume

>>39165697
I might steal this, although i'm barely out of DYEL mode

>>39165608
>Costume party for the dormitory I live in
>Everyone is invited
>I dont know anyone here
>Dont even have a costume
>Cant even hit the gym here because it has windows to the outside where the party will be and everyone can see in

Worse part is that its on my leg day

>>39165608
The guy who gives out candy at the door because I'm not a child.

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>>39165615

>>39165615
>>39165615
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>>39165608
Drunk

>>39165717
A great big fat person?

>>39176448
She was uh, big girl sir.

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Im not a child so I dont play dressup.

However my 5 year old decided he wanted to be Superman with a Batman mask and a lightsaber so thats what I bought him. Who the fuck am I to say no.

>>39172904
Gonna hand out SCOOPS to all the little kids?

>>39165615
I opened this thread for the sole purpose of confirming that this would be the first reply.

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>>39176480

>>39165615
Put me in the Reddit screencap

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Thinking just jazzercise. Show off gains without looking too douchey

pic related

>>39176480
>having children
FUCKING
LEL'D
MATE

>>39165615
Just like my last Halloween.

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>>39165615