Making It Thread

*brrrrraaaap*

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>>39163513
häng dig

>grill looked in my general direction
>omg guys she was totally mirin and wants my D so hard

90% of /fit/ stories in a nutshell right there

>>39163510

I got drafted into the NFL

>>39163510
"damn girl, you shit with that ass?"

A quick backstory
>Be me
>was quite a beta bitch during high school, especially in my sophomore year, fell into deep depression cause some girl didn't want me (contain your cringe, God knows I can't)
>end of summer, brother talks me into hitting the gym with him
>never looked back since
>same summer, parents make me get a summer job, got some work habits and met an old friend who also goes to the same gym, henceforth we became gymbros
>he was very outgoing so he got me to tag along on Saturday nights
>noob gains made me confident, going out made me more sociable
>stormed into junior year more alpha than ever
>ff to present
>first year of uni, joocier and more confident than ever, even though I'm still a virgin lmao
>went clubbing on the first day
>met a former classmate, the Staceyest Stacey of them all
>tall, pretty face, other people say she's an easy 9/10, I wouldn't go as far, but that's probably cause I spitefully hated her cause she was popular and I was a loser (untill junior year that is)
>mfw she was all over me
>fuck it, let's see how she reacts
>removeshirt.gif
>her eyes lit up, she starting touching my pecs, abs, solid
>got her number, and made plans for coffee
>didn't hear from her for a few weeks, so no date
>go clubbing again
>meet Stacey again
>ask her why she never contacted me about our date
>apparently it was my fault, even though I told HER to text me when she has time, I should have texted her, since technically she sent the last text (can't make this shit up)
>yes she was serious and no I'm not that gullible to just believe any excuse, she genuinely wanted to go on a date
>few drinks with her, and some grind sessions later, was feelin pretty good, until...

>>39163730
>floor
>dinosaur

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>>39163510
>down to 164lbs from 183 after about three months of moderate cutting after lurking /fit/ for a while
>inb4 newfag
>thinnest I've been in about 5 years
>already getting mires from not having a fucking double chin and beer gut anymore
>still skinnyfat, but this progress makes me very hopeful

Gonna keep at it. Thanks, bros.

>>39163510
High test ass gril started a convo out of nowhere the other day
We have waved at each other other times but I dont make the move because sperg
I got leaner during the summer so I like to believe that I dont look so shit anymore
Lifting didnt take the autism out of me but it just gave me a chance with a qt
I managed to not to spill spaggettos when she talked to me
I cannot remember the last time I felt hope like this
>ttt... tth THANKS /FIT/
t. Former fatso

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>>39163730
go on...

>>39163757
Nope
>>39163730
Part 2
>go out for a smoke and see her making out with some friend of hers
>got pissed off, rounded up my friends and went home
>tell my story along the way, when one of my friends dared me to call her and say somethin to her
>decide to do it, for the keks
>dial her up, she picks up
>yell out "YOU'RE A SLUT", and hang up
>keks all around, I didn't really mean it, to be honest
>wake up, hungover, pick up my phone
>message from Stacey
>ohboy.jpg
>"heeey, why did you call me a slut :("
>long story short, I apologised, she apologised for making out with that dude
>"it was just a friendly little kiss hehe :) it didn't mean anythin"
>to top it off, we're going out for drinks next week
TL;DR: treat bitches like shit, be a Chad, be alpha even if you aren't, they'll come crawling to you
Wish me luck boys, hopefully the spaghetti doesn't come to cock block me

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>boss said my shirt "looks too small"

i must be crushing it, bros

>>39163510
goddamn

>>39163814
don't get attached,
>"it was just a friendly little kiss hehe :) it didn't mean anythin"

is the type of shit sluts and cheaters say

>>39163814
you're a dumb cunt

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>walk by hospital on the way home from the gym
>get feeling of satisfaction as I know I'm stealing the gains from the people in there

>>39163860
>>39163866
Lmao @ you guys, what do you think I actually want a relationship with her? Like I said I didn't really like her in high school and still hold some contempt against her, just wanna get some dating experience and maybe bang her

>>39163912
dude, you want dating exp and maybe bang?
shouldn't it be the other way around?
why the apologising shit?
you're a dumb cunt

>>39163730
>>39163783

>waiting for her to text you
>whining when she doesn't
>getting angry when she doesn't commit to you, a guy who didn't make a move
>leaving in a hissyfit

This is the most beta thing I've heard all day

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>>39163510
Today is my 5th day with a gf

>>39163730
>>39163814
youre now officially her beta little bitch boy lmaooo

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>>39163510
Kind of cringe ... But still

>Qt as fuck sales grill comes to the office regularly ... Like 3 times per month
>Qt accidentally says she likes someone in the engineering departament
>Mfw im in the engineering department
> The whole office bets Who is the guy
>Mfw like 80% of the office voted for me

Stupid... But feel great tbqhfamalam

Hot qt puerto rican coworker wowing at my manlet 15 inch biceps. Not even a joke

>girl actually talked to me 5 days ago unprompted
>conversation died after about eight seconds

>>39164315
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>>39164261
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>>39164009
DON'T LET IT DIE

I <3 THIS THREADS BECAUSE IT GIVES ME HOPE

>>39163814
>apologised
It's over. Pack your bags.

>>39163814
The lesson is to make the call. You don't sit on a number for a few weeks when you have a girl that literally wants you. You close the deal. That's the lesson.

>>39163814
>know she's a slut
>stay with her anyway

drink bleach

I am autistic and and ugly DYEL so I don't get mired, somebody tell me if this was a mire or not :
>doing some machine
>take a break between sets
>qt staff comes to clean machine right opposite of me no more than 5 feet away
>stands with her back to me and does a little dance and kind of jiggling her ass (kinda like if you flex one cheek and then the otherlr back and forth) as she cleans
>feel my dick twitch so go back to doing my set with my back to her
>she was still there when I was done with the exercise, but I kept my back to her while resting so I didn't see what she was doing

So do you think she did that on purpose? Not like I'd ever talk to her anyway, but still.

>>39164562
All we could say from that is that she doesn't think that you're a creep. She wouldn't do that in front of a guy she found a creep. But who knows if she was "mirin" you.

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>>39164643
>she doesn't think that you're a creep
How sad is it that this genuinely made me feel happy, like I haven't in a while?

>be me in Quebec
>not quebecois so my french is real shit
> waiting by a bus stop near a bar for my friends to come
> qt3.14 quebecoise comes up and asks if this is the bus stop
> tell her it is
> says some shit about the bus maybe going to a different bus stop due to construction
> tell her that I've seen the bus already come to this stop so its definitely here
> asks why im standing here if Im not waiting for the bus
> explain poorly in french that im waiting for my friends.
> she immediately starts acting very nice and friendly around me. we chat more and I ask her number
> like 10 mins later I realize that in french I said I was waiting for my literal boyfriend and not just my friend.

mfw forever alone.

>>39164757
just try to contain your autism to 4chan and you'll be fine son

>>39164812
Since you get her number, it should be easy to correct that.

>>39164812
Finally a good story.
You will make it, brah

>>39163684
under rated

>>39164261
fuggg !!!

finally something nice happens to me and no /fit/bro tell me im making it!

why live?

>>39163542

p much this

catch them looking a few times tho and usually not a quick glance either

>>39164968
Cause you haven't done jack shit if it isn't actually you.

Get her digits son.

I bench 2pl8
Have I made it?

>>39164384
ikr

>>39163730
>abs
>solid

how did you morons miss this

>>39165008
Not even the fact that most people in my office thinks i'm attractive?

am i full autismo?

>>39164968
It's a second degree mire. I mean, good for you and what not, but it's second degree.

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>>39164968
we have read it but not everyone replies, don't be a whiny little bitch.

Here is a (you)

Look at you, you're getting so big.
Mmm so muscular.

I also have the new talent of making adolescent and young girls very nervous in super markets when I wear tight t-shirts.

>>39164261
gj breh
i hope i will make it too one day

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okay, shitty story but still...

>been working out for a year, 3 months since real work at a gym
>focusing mostly on abs because chicks dig 6 packs right?
>going to this nice gym in Brussels, pretty small so they do these kind of partnerships with local schools so their pupils can come for PE classes
>be today, 17 year old schoolgirls galore
>finishing my session, always like to end with weighted decline sit-ups
>start with 1 plate, do 20 reps
>can obviously see about 4 schoolgirls staring at me
>mfw I'm a 25 year old DYEL

felt good brahs, I'm still far from making it, but I'm this is the kind of positive experiences that tell you you're on the right path right? Anyways, thanks /fit/, you've motivated me and helped me get closer to my goals, I can see the results already and I'm happy to persevere.

>>39165567
u got it
we will all make it breh

>>39165567
Watching someone do a set while you're not busy = mire. Good to know. I mean shit I've had girls watch me do sets, maybe even give a polite smile when I catch their gaze, and that doesn't mean that they're miring me.

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>>39163510
Don't know if I'm making it, but yesterday a bar tender chick said I look like Jason Sudeikis, today another chick said I look like Ben Affleck... not sure about that

MFW I look like a Hollywood funny man

>>39165689
well you're just trying to get into the age-old argument of "how the fuck do we know if it was mirin' or just plain looking around" debate. Sure, I have no idea if they were just looking at me by pure coincidence or because they thought that my form was shit (lol 17 year old schoolgirls commenting on form), but from my honest perspective what I at least believe I saw was several schoolgirls STARING at me and going "wow" between them. Is that mirin'? I damn think so.

Now I'm just realizing how fucking ridiculous what I just typed sounds like, but shiet thats how it is, take it as you may.

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>>39165746
Maybe I'm somewhere in between...

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Just got this, felt good mans

>>39165980
Needs context anon

Thanks brahs
I am 18 and alone
Living vicariously through your stories is fun

>>39163814
>got pissed off
>went home
>yell
>apologised

>alpha
topkek nigga you aren't anywhere near alpha or Chad, this is embarrassing

>>39166200

>only 18

cmon nigga

>>39163730
>first year of uni
nobody cares, embryo

>>39166416
The older you get the worse it becomes
It is pretty bad now brahs but that is alright as long as the rest of you make it. Love you no homo

>>39164476
>You don't sit on a number for a few weeks when you have a girl that literally wants you. You close the deal.
is this true? i thought people just exchanged contact info for questions and emergencies

>>39166471

nigga I' 23 and I did shit all with my life until last year when by the grace of god I got a job, snowballed from there, you want something you make it or accept your failure

>>39164812
how do you confuse "mon copain" or "mon chou chou" with "mes amis" ?

>>39166493
Guess I accepted my failure
Have no friends, my family hates me, not naturally good looking
Lifting is the only thing I got because I am not good enough anywhere else
Congrats on that job brah

>>39166538

thanks

I don't understand that mentality, why accept failure? afraid of working hard? afraid of failing?

>no friends

me neither

>family hates me

not relevant

>not naturally good looking

me neither

>>39163542

Honestly that MILF was eyeing me pretty hard

>3rd week of going to gym
>finishing up deadlifts
>catch qt3.14 looking at me
>what the fuck i'm 6'' and 155 lbs. basically epitome of dyel.
>absolutely no way she's miring
>do another set
>glance over in her direction
>oh shit
>she's looking at me again
>make eye contact
>no idea what to do
>finish workout and leave
>gonna make it


I have a pretty decent face but absolute shit self esteem throughout most of my life. Just releasing now that I'm probably somewhat attractive. Gives me some confidence that after I get some decent gains in I'll actually look pretty good. Maybe one day a girl will have sex with me.

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>>39163510
>Have been cutting hard and getting lean
>Decide to go to the mall with a good Friend
>Friend asks me if I know girls are staring at me
>Tell him no bc I always think I'm ugly so why should be aware
>Tells me I am too autistic to notice
I know this isn't really making it but for me it is and I'll take it anons. Anyone have something similar?

I've lost 120lbs and gained what normies think is a decent amount of muscle mass.

This is the most recent 'mire'
>Was at someone's party
>Hear from across the room
>"holy shit? Anon, I didn't even recognise you"
>The same party some other person said what i've done was inspirational

I get a lot of "gains" comments now, and comments on my food if that's a mire.

Girls are also more inclined to feel me up and start conversations. Last week was also the first time I wasn't outright ignored when meeting mutual friends.

>>39167413
this makes me so happy man

proud of you

>>39164261
Sounds like ur makin it bro.

i havent talked to a women in over a year. But my gains are decent

>>39167231
fuck yeah bro that is making it.

same thing for me a year ago pretty much. except bulking instead of cutting and finally taking fashion seriously. bitches necks were sore from how fast they were turning they heads.

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>>39163510
>be me
>19 year old permavirgin
>get obsessed with zyzz
>start really getting into working out and stuff
>do that for 2 years, no luck with women, a few glances, and compliments(mostly from men) but that's it.
>get bored and stop going
>start djing at parties
>lost my virginity to a chick who came up to me during my first set
>eventually start djing at clubs
>end up with new pussy every night, at least 7-9's
>tfw haven't worked out in over 12 months
>virgin /fit/ dyel's will say this is false whilst jacking off to anime

>>39168505
Hi anon, may I ask how you got into Djing?
Do you have any musical background or?

>>39169175
nope, no musical background. Djing is a joke in the current day and age, basically since the invention of the "sync" button. it will take you around 30 or so hours before you're competent enough to dj. The harder part is song selection and persona management.

Ill play
>qt college gf breaks up w me after uni
>I was a drunk stoner skellington degenerate
>depressed but start gym to distract myself
>put on 20 lbs of muscle in a year (6'2 masterrace)
>bang sloots to get over her but have oneitis about her
>4.5 yrs later she calls and wants to get together
>she cums to my house and I hug and pick her up off the ground
>later tells me that she felt a sensation in her vag and uterus when she saw me and I picked her up
>she still looks amazing, easy 9/10
>we go out a few times and we end up fugging
>we're back together now 1 yr and its going great

It can happen anons. You just need to work on yourselves. Also, fuck guy friends. I found out that a bunch of mine tried to fuck my ex after we broke up. She didn't but warned me about them after we got back together. Also, therapy. It helps.

>>39169334
she went through a mile of cock before she wanted someone to fawn over her and be walked over

>>39169238
Any tips on how to start? Programs? Samples?

>>39163814
you're nowhere near alpha or chad, you fucking faggot. You might aswell kiss the guy she kissed lmao

>>39169338
this

How old is she?

I'm pretty sure she hit the wall, realized she was used goods and went back to settle with you.

>>39169338
>>39169679
I love the obvious crabs-in-a-bucket mentality of virgins desperately trying to invalidate others' sexual success.

>>39163814
Almost guaranteed she was trying to make you jealous.

>>39163814

>treat bitches like shit
>apologize

something is not closing here

>>39169334
good for you man,
we can and will all make it brehs

>Strength plateaued hard, really disappointed in my progress
180lb bench, 270lb squat, 180lb deadlift (I don't deadlift heavy so I just stick to 180)
>Friends keep telling me about their progress
>"Man I bench 220, so proud of my progress" etc
>Lifting at my friends gym, finish my squats as he comes in
>"Fuck man, you squatting heavy"
>"Nah man 270"
>Asks how I got that number
>3 plates either side = 270
>...You count the bar man, you always count the bar
>I'm a fucking tard

>>39167178
i know how you feel anon, ive got it the same way.
when ever i do ohp or rows i can see in the mirrow that this same thicc qt is looking at me.
i dunno what do

>>39170353
thats not exactly "making it" is it?

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>>39170353
>dont deadlift heavy
>no progress

?

>>39167178
Hang in there senpai

>>39170454

>Post making it/mirin/good feels stories

>>39170525
My former gym has a reputation for basically watching people die when they fuck up
I dropped the bar on my chest doing decline bench and 5 people just stared at me

To clarify, I do go heavy now I'm at a better gym

>>39169698
Sexual success or not, there's usually a reason for a breakup, so unless the reason was distance, it's a bad idea to get back together with an ex.

>>39168505
Just bought a DDJ SB 2, learning without the sync button desu senpai but it's so fun

Apart from people saying things like "I don't work out like you do" or "you obviously work out", "You're vegetarian but you don't look like you're not getting enough protein", "that actor/model/athlete I met in real life has proportions like anon", people generally don't "mire" your body in public.
It's not a thing that women do for men I believe. I watched a guy who's jacked at around 5-10 cms over my height (I'm a bit under 1.85? I think) walk into a store full of women and I was the only one admiring his physique.


I do have quite a few stories of women noticing me but I don't think my body ever played into the situation, apart from boosting my general attractiveness a little bit.

>>39170689
because women are sneaky bitches.
they want us to chase them therefore they have to look like they dont care, it is only by the rarest of occurances that we actually catch them in this act of, what we call, MIRING

>>39170551
i dont want to be one of these guys that say "i benchpress 4pl8 first day i was hitting the gym"
but i diddly 120 kg with no clue what im doing on like second workout,

your back is used to much bigger stresses and sheer forces from daily use,unless you are living all life sitting on your ass behind the desk and are 50kg bodyweight

just a thought

>>39169415
traktor or serato are good, since even club music is sometimes not 4/4 now, you'll mostly being doing transitions on drops or fade outs.

>>39170689
lmfao

im dyelest of dyels, but due to my 6"2' card and decent proportions girls (the uglier ones) sometimes mire me.

Guys do exactly same shit towards hot chicks, except we arent trying to be stealthy about it, we just look at daat dere posterior chain

im not even handsome or anything

>>39166522
Because in Québec French, another term of endearment for one's boyfriend/girlfriend is "mon/ma petit(e) ami(e)"

>>39170750
What are those??

>>39170636
Or if it was mutual. Or there were no hard feelings between either party. Maybe it wasn't the right time for them. There are plenty of extenuating circumstances where couples can get back together after they've broken up.

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i only get guys complimenting my body even with my dyel gains, but it's better than nothing i suppose

also when do you know a girl is mirin
>catch a girl looking at me
>we both avert our gaze
>i take a super quick glance to see if she's doing a double take
>she's not
im not going to make it with females then huh

>>39171268
>dyel gains
>thinking that you wont make it
cmon now, with that attitude, the door is that way

>>39163814
>going out for coffee with a whore everyone in town has probably been inside of
Stupid cunt, the only thing you do with such used goods is fuck and fuck off.

>>39168505
Getting shredded was only step 1 of Zyzz's master plan. It's good that you're doing alright at clubs, but it isn't /fit/'s or Zyzz's fault that you failed back then. You don't stop at step 1.

>>39165746
Fuck off Zach you fat faggot

>>39163510
I have like 3 girls from University who saw me there and started texting me, I'm Skinnyfat, but my face is pretty and I have a good fashion sense (not that /fa/ shit)

>>39163814
>TL;DR: treat bitches like shit, be a Chad, be alpha even if you aren't, they'll come crawling to you
so do the exact opposite of what you did then

>>39163814

>one of my friends dared me to call her and say somethin to her
>yell out "YOU'RE A SLUT", and hang up
> I apologised
>alpha

Are you ten years old or something?

>>39163510
Happened yesterday
>Out with a couple of mates clubbing
>Party ends
>Me and one my mates goes to the local fastfood joint
>While standing in line, a girl comes up to me and says: "Damn you're hot, can we eat with you"
>So as the ladies man I am, I eat my friggin nuggets with them
>Told them I was going home
>Said good bye
>Went home and fel asleep to anime
Still feelt good as fuck getting cold approached, she was kinda pretty. But I was way more happy that my mate was there and saw it all, real confidence booster.

>Natural Science 10whatever, prereq
>Exam day, we move to a new lecture hall
>Everyone is sitting wherever
>Some 5 minutes before class, a 5/10 girl sits next to me, one seat over cause no cheating.
>I've been shooting various science questions out and throw one her way
>We get to talking a bit, she asks me what my major is
Marketing
>"Oh, I loooove the idea of a business man."
>We get cut off to start the exam
>She was a psyche major so no biggie
For the record I'm a loser, not a chad at all, but *lately* I can sort of roleplay it out in isolated incidents and channel my inner-zyzz or whatever. Maybe I'm not painting the picture as well as I could but man, it was so fucking blatant. It was unlike anything.

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>start adding some curls to my routine because I fell for the "biceps are a meme muscle" meme
>4 weeks later some girls I know are miring openly "wow anon your arms look so defined now! gj!!"
>'y-yeah I just do some curls now it's pretty funny how easy it is to add a little definition'
>they look back and forth with annoyed faces
>"maybe if you're on steroids, anon..."
>tfw I'm a natty skinnyfat faggot and girls accuse me of using steroids

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>>39163510
NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF

>>39163730
>henceforth
You used it wrong.

>>39163814
Bitch boy.
>apologize
So alpha amirite
Also, weak fucking story

>Always been a big dude
>When I played football I was 6'5" 295lbs
>Since quitting football i dropped to 225lbs but was able to maintain muh strength a little.
>Anyways be eating with a friend in Uni dining hall
>I'm wearing this sweater that hugs the arms and chest and makes me look "jacked".
>Stand up to put my plate away and make i contact with a gril by accident.
>I smile and she smiles back then as I turn away I see her nudge her friend and point at me.
>Her friend whispers something in her ear and they both smile at me.
>the one i made eye contact with comes over to me and starts talking to me
>her and her friend join us at our table.
>I get her number and we've been texting a lot.

Tbh senpai it feels good my gf of a year dumped me not too long ago and I've been hurting real bad ever since but idk this just feels nice knowing someone else may want me. We're all gonna make it bros

Tbh senpai not sure if mire

>>39173248
I dont remember typing senpai but ok

I was at a bar with the MILF I've been boinking and when she left for a few to go to the bathroom this fine ass black girl came up out of nowhere and started chatting me up and stroking my arms and chest. I had to gently shoosh her away before homegirl came back. Too bad cause I totally love black girls but still a big ego boost for me.

>>39173248
If she came over to you to talk, I'd say she was mirin.

>>39173248
Good feels mane

>>39173260
Yeah its the shitty ass mods who are getting mad that this isnt there little anime hugbox anymore. They're mad that theres too many normies here now f.a.m.

>>39173248
It was either a mire moment or a general attraction that she felt to you. They wouldn't have approached the group if it wasn't something. It was something, whatever you want to call it, miring or attraction.

>>39164812
What do you mean forever alone, did your boyfriend not show up?

>>39167178
>epitome of dyel
Just started lifting, im 6' at 140lbs

I have a gf and she's most likely the one I'm going to marry and have a family with.

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>>39169338
>>39169679
Kek. She's young. Started fugging when she was 18. I've had 4 times the sexual partners she's had and am not insecure about her past sexual partners, miles of cock, or w/e.

You guys need to stop with this idea that women should be virgins. Female virgins don't exist unless they're heinous. You betas are the only virgins left. Sack it up and make moves.

>>39163814
Listen to me. Use her for sex. Don't get attached. Are you listening do not get attached anon. She will leave you. She is a slut.

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>>39175461
mfw my gf was a virgin before me

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>>39175501
>mfw I was a virgin before my ex

>Be me
>go to favorite restaurant
>no one behind counter
>guy appears
>looks at me
>turns around
>"Hey, your favorite customer is here!"
>QT girl shows up, looking embarrassed, but laughing.
>takes my order

Not sure how to ask her out, honestly.

>>39175461

> Female virgins don't exist unless they're heinous

My ex was a virgin and she was a qt314 kickboxer

>>39175501

don't fuck it up anon I lost my virgin gf and it really pains me that it's going to be so hard to find another

+ once you've had a qt virgin gf you don't want to settle for used whores like this beta >>39175461

>>39175636
Yeah, I think most of the whining about girls comes from people who can't talk to them anyway.

>be me
>go to a job interview
>sit across two human resource ladies
>so anon why do you do in your free time
>I- I lift 4 times a weak
>Oh that's why you're so muscular

feltgoodman
they're going to let me know next week if I'm hired

>>39169334

Jesus Christ mate. Have an ounce of self respect.

>>39163814

Uh...mate you do realize that you just did the most cucked thing ever? You caught your slapper of a gf out kissing another bloke and you believed her story?
You are a pathetic excuse for a man and need your head kicked in. I sincerely hope you do not have any kids in the near future.

>>39170780
>>39166522

I meant to say j'attends un mec, but I said j'attends mon mec

PS you're a fag I can speak french better than you guarentee.

>>39167178

next time this happens, stare at her harder, and don't break eye contact, do your next set while you're eyes are locked with hers.

>>39168505

I was a rave DJ for a few years, and used to throw raves, was out of weight but got an insane amount of girls.

Turntable/vinyl only,

best years of my life.

>>39169175
started raving in 2005, met a lot of the people in charge and DJ's, started hanging out with them all the time, they showed me the ropes and let me play with their turntables, then I bought my own and they booked me for raves, then I started throwing raves and booked them.

>>39169238
modern DJ'ing is a joke.
>>39170750
>you'll mostly being doing transitions on drops or fade outs

as I said, modern DJ'ing is a joke.

>>39175634

ask for her phone number next time towards the end/before you leave. of leave your phone number on a napkin or receipt and tell her to text you.

>>39177429
>modern DJ'ing is a joke.

DJ'ing is a joke

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Was standing next to thicc coworker talking about random stuff during a lull at work.

All of a sudden she says "I feel so short standing next to you" (6'1 btw, she's about 5'6 and wear high heels)

She moves to stand opposite me instead and we continue chatting, not really mirin but it felt nice to make a girl feel insecure about her height.

>>39169334
RED
FLAG

>>39177429
your gains are a joke kek

>>39178046

they are, I'm just trying to lose weight. I just do cardio and very light dumb bell routine 2 or 3 times a week.

on hardcore ECAY stack though, so the weight is just falling off.

>>39178074
>ECAY
explain? Been a while since I've been on /fit/, never seen this lingo before I left. Also trying to lose weight and not really get gains

>>39163513
Brrrap brrap!

>>39169842
this exactly
and you fell for it

>>39178201

Ephedrine 25mg Caffeine 200mg Aspirin 80mg
Yohimbine 5mg

https://thinksteroids.com/articles/ephedrine-caffeine-aspirin-yohimbine/

Went to a festival yesterday quick story for anons:
>Go with bro's to festival
>Friends we were with pretty much all had bf's i was like fuckthisshit.jpg
>Go around find old girlfriends used to hang out with their not good, like 3/10 max, so i was gettin away untill...
>Solid 6/10 (woh dem standards) took my phone and started blasting my snapchat story and txting random ppl on my phone (thank fuck she didnt txt the X just split after 4 yrs)
>Hang around with her, she gets slapped on the ass by some dude behind she turns around and says my boyfriend wont appreciate that looking at me...
>I was like wtfisgoingon she turns around i see it as a good opp to hook in so start making out
>Too easy

I had a party last night and all the boys were mirin me (im dyel lol but getting greener by the day). A girl was also touchy touchy, which is even better than straight out miring (i kinda enjoy subtleties and mindgames).

>>39178288
should of grabbed her by the pussy

>end up doing mdma with two girls i hadn't really seen since high school
>was absolutely auschwitz in HS, 5'10 120lbs
>have since bulked up to 150lbs, not super impressive but it's nearly all muscle gains
>doing typical molly shit- cuddling, reminiscing times past
>we all climb in bed together
>girl #1: "wow anon your arms are much bigger than i thought
>girl #2: "yeah anon's really grown into his body"
>"y-you too"

i don't think i've *made it* yet, but gdamn that felt good to hear.