I have a serious question for you Burgers I tried Tinder in

>>39158260
There are probably a lot more people over there, easily by a factor of 10, if not 20.

But yes, social media shit and the whole current generation lifestyle is literally defined by American girls.

Sei froh, dass es bei uns nicht so ist.

No. Judging from experience American girls don't have sex with anyone.

>>39158273
>Sei froh, dass es bei uns nicht so ist.

Ja das dachte ich mir auch. Wenigstens halten Deutsche Mädchen noch etwas ihren Wert

File: 1237560421471.jpg (40KB, 275x300px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 275x300px

>>39158292
>deutsch
die deutschen schon aber gibt auch sehr viele ausländer die gerne rumhuren

File: image.jpg (81KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 600x600px

>Over night I got more then 100 Matches, mostly with hot chicks and a huge amount even wrote some shit first

Why tell lies on the internet

File: meine suchen nach antworten.jpg (59KB, 377x561px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 377x561px

Are there actually a lot of Germans on /fit/ or what?

>>39158260
Did the exact same thing, had the exact same experience. I just wanna bang sloots though :(

File: new germs.jpg (63KB, 606x524px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 606x524px

>>39158329
mmm
sort of

>>39158328

You don't have to believe me mate, I just told you how it is.

>>39158329
yes

>>39158334
Should move together to the US - Sloooooots!

But you can only swipe right on 25-30 before you get a 12 hr cool down anonL

File: image.jpg (87KB, 960x584px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 960x584px

>>39158334
>>39158260

I just realized they are most likely spam bots that by script liked every person in the world already and you just introduced your profile into new fishing grounds where all these bots were already queued for you to be matched

Not a bitter person, but there's literally not a chance you matched 100 genuine hot girls overnight

All i ever got were bots.

Fuck, what am i doing wrong?

>>39158260
Probably still ugly girls with fake picture

File: maxresdefault.jpg (121KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

121KB, 1280x720px

how do I achieve drachenlord mode, bros?

>>39158347

Yeah. I hate everything about the US, but the girls.
>Be 187cm, 93kg, 15% bf
>Can't get any sloots on Tinder

Fuck Austria.

>>39158260

girls everywhere are degenerate as fuck. it isn't just america. maybe the app just isn't popular in germany, or you're ugly by german standards but not american.

>>39158282
underrated

>>39158381
4 SCOOPS A DAY

Americans are sleeping, let's make this a German board until the fatties get back up.

>>39158355
This is why i dropped tinder. I came to realize it was just bots and sluts with a 50 man queue just to talk to them.

>>39158421
>>39158355

I never met a Bot on Tinder wtf?

>>39158396
No, girls in America are definitely a lot more comfortable with the idea of fucking someone they met over the Internet.

The whole idea to just meet for casual sex is still very unknown here. It exists in a clubbing scenario but far less in the whole internet context.
Sure there are also some girls that do it regularly and are used to the idea - but that's a minority.

But it's coming. The current 16 yo are definitely picking up a lot from the American ways.
Disgusting, but it makes me happy that I missed that generation by a couple of years.

>>39158480

>Imagine your daughter is doing it

>>39158260
You probably give less of a shit and it comes across, since you know it's not going to happen anyway. Post some convos you had with these German girls and some convos with US girls.

>>39158498

Not him, but

>implying I will do such a bad job as a father that my daughter will be doing anything of the sort

>>39158514
>implying you can avoid it

>>39158507

I didn't wrote that much. Some got already wet duo the fact I'm german.

Hell, I even used the archeologist line for the lulz and some thought it's funny and still want to meet me

>>39158514

The media skype is stronger than any father

>>39158514
You will have a very hard time keeping her from doing it since EVERYONE in school will be doing it and influence her to do the same.
You'd have to somehow implant some common sense and ideas into her head that we currently still have, so that she automatically rejects this kind of behavior.
But good luck doing that.

If I look at my youngest sister ... her entire life is litterally just a huge social gossip. Snapchat, Instagram, whatsapp, all day every day, every minute, for hours - videos, texts, audio files, etc.

It's almost comical.

>>39158395
>15% bf

You used one of those stupid scales didnt you?

I literally dont get why you guys cant get laid with Tinder. It's easy and I'm chubbyfat. 1 month single and on Tinder and via Tinder I now have 1 fwb, 1 pump&dump, 2 girls that might be gf material and a number of dates. I also fucked two others going out and made out with a bunch more.


You guys are weak af

>>39158541
>her entire life is litterally just a huge social gossip. Snapchat, Instagram, whatsapp, all day every day, every minute, for hours - videos, texts, audio files, etc.

Bad parenting.

>>39158531

Most fathers*

>>39158520

I can

>>39158521
So post convos you had with German girls and US girls.

File: 1469505653170.jpg (170KB, 1280x960px) Image search: [Google]

170KB, 1280x960px

>>39158480
>tfw soon there will be no wholesome qts

where do we turn to? I've heard ukraine has some potential. I doubt they'll be marred by western degeneracy anytime soon.

pic related

>>39158542

>gf material
>tinder

I lost my sneering anime girl gif but yeah imagine it ok

>>39158337
thats cultural appropriation they're supposed to be out raping women wtf

File: 1472600206304.jpg (29KB, 279x304px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 279x304px

>>39158541
terrible parenting.

>>39158560
>girl, singular
>only having one anime girl

>>39158560
Some guy I know met his gf on tinder
she's qt too
no idea whether she's loyal however, but they've been together for something like 6 months now

>>39158569
alcohol first, then the raping

have you never done this?

>>39158542
No, I actually just estimated it. I am at the sweet spot where I look big in clothes but still can see my sixpack.
Where are you from?

>>39158548
>>39158575
Mother was busy working and making shit tons of cash so that we have everything we need in life.
I wouldn't call that bad parenting.

>>39158610
I would, your sister is now a spoiled bitch whoring herself on every social media there is, and you post on a nepalese nipple customisation news board

>>39158634
She's actually a virgin at 19, soon 20.

The thing I worry most about is that she has no concept of a serious, human relationship. Everyone is just a text, hundreds of these a day, etc. That just makes it hard for your brain to understand what a serious relationship is about.

Needless to say she never had a boyfriend.
That's a thing I see with many girls of their age. They hang around guys so much, they kind of forget how to do that in a relationship context.

But yeah; my mother worked hard, very hard and made a lot of money to give us everything we need. Can't call that bad parenting.

>>39158610

I would.

Your sister is a spoiled superficial little slut.

And you post on 4chan.

She fucked up so bad, you two are elliot and sister.

Anyways my dad worked 100 hours a week the whole time I was a kid, and my mother raised me and I turned out great because of the morals mom put in me, and the work ethic dad put in me. I work 80-90 hours a week.

This is why two parent households are important.

>>39158585

She's not.

>>39158668
Where you at if you don't mind, /fit/izen?

>>39158668
>Needless to say she never had a boyfriend.

Yeah because then she would only be able to fuck 1 dude. She doesn't want a boyfriend when there are so many tyrones out there for her to ride, and she can have a new one once a week

>She's actually a virgin at 19, soon 20.

Do you actually believe this retard

File: arigato-senpai_o_2056929.jpg (56KB, 570x434px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 570x434px

>>39158328
The Pic of Baba and your Question... GOLD!
Domo Arigato.

>>39158677
Wow you're a negative little shit.
You're posting on an Armenian dolma rolling group too you fruit.

>>39158677

And yet you still post on the chon. What are you? A fucking cuck? Maybe you should go stroke your dad's member whilst he's busy tapping his secretary? Oh wait, he won't let you do that, will he? He only lets you take it in the asshole whilst you're sedated and gagged. Doesn't want your mummy to hear your screams of pleasure. What he can't give to your mother, he now gives to you, and his secretary, ey? Or did you just get diddled by a priest?

>>39158696

Sweden?

Aber Tinder ist ein Amerikanishe app. Ich habe gedacht, dass Deutschland ein verschiedenische app benutzt. Es ist wie Voovoo oder etwas

But Tinder is an American app. I thought that Germany used a different app. It's like Voovoo or something

>>39158703

>being this salty someone has a job

Nice life.

>>39158692

But I can because I have stuff going on in my life.

It's 5AM in burger land and I have 30 minutes before I go to the gym and then to work and you better believe I will be putting autistics in their place on a soviet beet peeling forum

>>39158706
Yeah but I changed my location to murrica

>>39158711
What kind of Kanakisch was that?

>>39158677
I'm sexually active, educated and have a job.
Nice try though.

>>39158682
München

>>39158685
Kek, kys

>>39158595
The Netherlands.

>>39158719
It's 5 am near the east coast you mean.
Burger land has 4 time zones dude.

>>39158727

Last part was burger Kanackisch

>>39158560
I said might be gf material.

It doesnt really matter where you meet them tbqhfam. These are the only girls that didnt immediately jump into the sack with me even though they both clearly wanted to, so I'm thinking they're already better than 90% of the girls I meet.

File: Stuttgart-7.jpg (133KB, 980x500px) Image search: [Google]

133KB, 980x500px

>>39158337
Same here, im alles andere als deutsch aber lebe seit 2001 im Garten der Stuten!

>>39158746

>The east coast is part of burger land
>Therefore my statement that 'It's 5am in burger land' is correct

I did not say it's '5am everywhere in burgerland'

I just wanted to let you know I'm a big city yankee hotshot anon gee

>>39158420
Dann schreib gefälligst auf deutsch du turke!

>>39158753
>Garten der Stuten!

Filderstadt reportiert ein !

>>39158727
>>39158747
pls ;_;

>>39158719

Haha, why would I need a job? I'm an old money trust-fund bby ;). Had a sweet two parent household, home-schooled by numerous university professors, and all that jazz you associate with high society. You fucking pleb. Enjoy being a wage cuck.

>>39158753
Fulda reportiert ein! Ist langweilig hier...

>>39158769
tell about your Alter und Fitness Level.
WE ist zum greifen nah! die Mädels warten auf uns!

>>39158785
Sorry man, Fulda zu weit entfernt von uns...
Was machst du eigentlich da???????

>>39158542
Yeah but we have standards.

>>39158800
Leben. Was soll ich hier sonst machen?

>>39158795
>24
>115kg Kniebeugen
>140kg Kreuzheben
>80kg Bank

Ich hasse unser Bildungssystem. Ich würd so viel lieber einfach arbeiten als jetzt 8 Stunden lang theoretischen Müll zu lernen, mit dem ich am Ende im Beruf wenig bis gar nichts anfangen kann.
Aber ne, der Arbeitgeber muss natürlich sehen, dass man toll studiert hat.
Lächerlich. 3 Jahre um dann am Ende als totaler Anfänger im Beruf einzusteigen. Hätte man die 3 Jahre einfach gearbeitet, wäre man danach 20 mal so nützlich und wissend wie durch das Studium.
Einfach bescheuert.

I set my fake gps in manhattan.

The girls are fucking ugly. Lots of gooks and coons.

>>39158820

Wohl war, als ich die Prüfungen in der Ausbildung durch hatte, dachte ich mir das ich den Scheiß hätte schon nach dem ersten Jahr machen können. Wird im Studium wohl auch so sein.

>>39158820
Heul nicht so rum du Schwuchtel und geniess die Zeit als Student ...

>>39158381
3x5 Penis Pump
3 Sets Axe Throws till failure
3x8-10 Brügl rausschmeisn

>>39158851
Wahre Worte. Es würde jedem mehr nützen, wenn ich einfach arbeiten würde. Wäre produktiver und informativer.

>>39158852
Halts Maul, da gibt's nichts zu genießen. Müll lernen ist langweilig wie scheisse.
9-5:30 arbeiten ist 10000 mal spannender und angenehmer.

File: rock_by_atathecrow-d5ylack.jpg (249KB, 788x626px) Image search: [Google]

249KB, 788x626px

>>39158814
hier
>28
>0 kg Kniebeugen
>0 kg Kreuzheben
>60 Kg Bank
> Rollstuhlfahrer

Hast du das WE schon geplant?
Ich treff mich eigentlich mit einer Freundin... wäre aber nicht abgeneigt was neues aufzureißen .

>>39158808
hätte ich mir denken können...
Wünsche dir ein tolles WE!

>>39158872
Dann geh halt arbeiten?
Prüfungen sind nur 2 mal im Jahr. Den Rest der Zeit kannst du machen, was du willst.

>>39158892
Ich arbeite in den Semesterferien. Aber ich studiere an einer FH - da ist zu viel zu tun als dass man während dem Semester effektiv arbeiten könnte.

>>39158260
German girls only want rapefugees.

>>39158820
Keiner zwingt dich zu studieren, hättest ja einfach arbeiten können

>>39158912
Doch, unser Bildungssystem.
Bitte Hirn anschalten.

>>39158939
FH Studium kannst du dir gleich sparen. Damit nimmt dich auf dem Arbeitsmarkt eh niemand Ernst.

>>39158939
Bitte.
Studiere selbst und habe davor 3 Jahre gearbeitet, keiner zwingt dich ein scheiß.
Wer denkt zu studieren zu müssen um erfolgreich auf dem Arbeitsmarkt zu sein hat keine Ahnung sorry

>>39158954
So ein bullshit. Wer sich in akademischen Kreisen auskennt weiß, dass FH längst bei vielen Arbeitgebern einen besseren Ruf hat, also Uni. Zumindestens in meinem Bereich.

>>39158956
Natürlich kann man arbeiten. Man findet nur immer tendenziell weniger zu weniger Bezahlung, ganz einfach.
Warum sonst würdest du jetzt noch mal studieren?
Richtig, weil am Ende einfach mehr Kohle rausspringt.

So, jetzt sind wir wieder da, wo wir angefangen haben.

>>39158956
Genau... habe auch nicht studiert und verdiene über 55.000 Euronen im Jahr (Brutto versteht sich)

>>39158877
Junge, du bist mein neuer Held. Wie kletteterst du eigentlich auf die Hantelbank?

>>39158982
Wie viel willst du verdienen?
glaube mir mit über 50.000 im Jahr wenn single... hast du mehr als genug.

>>39158939
>zum Studieren gezwungen
Was? Dann würden die ganzen Hauptschüler ja mies am abkacken sein.

>>39158982
>Warum sonst würdest du jetzt noch mal studieren?
Weils mich interessiert und ich mich im vorherigen Beruf gelangweilt hab.

>tendenziell weniger zu weniger Bezahlung
Man hats zwar generell einfacher ein höheres Einstiegsgehalt zu bekommen wenn studiert. Wer nicht studieren will kann auch einfach arbeiten und wenn er sich richtig anstellt schnell auf ein gutes Gehalt kommen.
Weder der Inhaber noch mein Abteilungsleiter in meiner letzten Firma haben studiert und trotzdem ordentliches Gehalt, im letzteren einfach weil er sich auf ein Gebiet spezialisiert hat was es in Deutschland nicht oft gibt/gefragt ist.

Wer nicht studieren will muss es auch nicht, darf sich einfach nicht blöd anstellen.

>>39158992
Ich kann inzwischen bisschen laufen.
Unser Körper kann viel mehr als wir denken, Hauptsache wir sind bereit den Preis dafür zu zahlen! Meistens ist es Zeit, andere Male Schmerz, Ausdauer usw. aber wir können vieles!
Benutze allerdings noch geräte zum Trainieren, mit freien hanteln ist es immer noch bisschen schwierig (Gleichgewicht fehlt noch)

File: Screenshot_2016-10-21-11-14-39.png (507KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

507KB, 1080x1920px

Ok lads, in britbongland. I'm getting a good amount of matches but wtf none respond and if they do its nothing

What the hell do chads say that get them laid

>>39158355
first thing i notice in this pic is the giant cock in her glass

>>39158997
>>39158987
Klar reicht das anfangs. Nur Karriere machen etc macht sich einfach 1000 mal besser mit einem akademischen Abschluss.
Das ist jetzt auch keine Binsenweisheit, es ist einfach so.

>>39159000
Sind sie doch auch??

>>39159017
Trotzdem geil. Die meisten würden sich in deiner Situation einfach gehen lassen. Respekt Bruder!

>>39158906
this. if tou dont have brown or darker skin you have no chance in germony

>>39159018

Tinder is mostly for female validation, nothing more.

>>39159043
Well unless they're just swiping right to everyone I'm getting pretty validated too ngl

>>39159025
da kann man natürlich nicht widersprechen, mit einem akademischen Titeln würde man noch besser verdienen können.
Wünsche dir viel Glück und Ausdauer!
Halte dein Ziel immer vor Augen!

File: pic1.jpg (18KB, 297x580px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 297x580px

I just use it to check my own league - I only ever message any of them if I'm really really bored, it's MUCH easier to get a girl outside than on this shit in my own experience..

>>39159089
>all these exotic names
Slav girls make me diamonds

>>39159089
>every single one of them ends with an A

Kek

File: pic2.jpg (31KB, 249x480px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 249x480px

>>39159147
>>39159110

It's not even over yet

>>39159170
Kek

>>39159089
>it's MUCH easier to get a girl outside than on this shit in my own experience..
It as always been easier to get girls outside because online girls are the advantage of being scarce.

>tfw don't live in the us
>mfw try swiping in the us one time
>everyone is SO FUCKING FAT

what the fuck? I had no idea it was this bad

>>39159018
>americans think british people take them seriously

wew

>>39158308
>Erasmusmädels
Klar, die Deustchen die nach Spanien oder so gehen sind dann nicht anders - sind halt mädels auf reisen, da wird dann eben ungezügelt gefickt weils zuhause keiner weiß.
Halt dich an die, wenn du viel bumsen willst.

>>39158556
>tfw Ukrainian
>lots of pretty girls, some of which have turned to western degenerates and are a fucking disgrace
>lots of pretty girls who are still traditional, racist and aren't vapid whores

It's an alright feel

>>39159409

Dude, the girls that have to go on tinder are fat. Not everyone is fat.

The reason there are so many fat girls on tinder is they are desperate and normal avenues of meeting men do not work

>>39159349
Well that and the fact that I'm pretty bad at texting, I know how to hit it off real good but I lose steam pretty quick and then either they stop replying or I stop, had a few dates though with some normal girls.

>>39158744
I really don't know how to get laid.
I mean, I've had girls try to dance with me when giong out, initiating conversation, asking for my number, remain alone with me somewhere and all kinds of shit.
Yet I'm still a virgin at 25.
I mean - you actually need to actively try to get laid, and accept failure, right? Did you get your fucks without getting rejected at all on the way?

>>39158260
Lived in Texas and the girls were literally drier than Arizona

"Muh Jesus"


Nuts

File: dont-let-your-fear-of-what-could-happen-make-nothing-happen-quote-1.jpg (32KB, 540x660px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 540x660px

>>39159711
I believe that you fear rejection.
You have nothing to lose! you can only win if you try.
Sure you will witness rejection on your way to get laid, but ist ok, ist normal. Not everybody can like you, but there are so many Girls that do and want to fuck with you!
Next time you are out and Dance with a Girl, kiss her! yeah, fucking kiss her and grab her ass. Show her that you are a sexual being that want to fuck her. Yes indeeed, this is the only way you are going to succeed!
Dont fear!

>>39159089

Exactly my experience so far. Approaching girls under normal circumstances is awkward enough, tinder just adds another layer of awkwardness to the mix.

>>39159784

>Next time you are out and Dance with a Girl, kiss her! yeah, fucking kiss her and grab her ass.

Wait for some painfully obvious signs first, unless you truly enjoy getting slapped in the face.

Ive always avoided social media like the plague, but I'm getting pretty desperate at this point to get laid. I'm thinking about selling out and making a FB just to use Tinder and Bumble. Is it worth it? Whats the bare minimum of content I have to put on FB?

>>39158260
Post pics of yourself OP

Most American women look like dogs. I really doubt you found that many hot girls in such a concentrated area. Was your radius set to 100miles or something? Or are you a 10/10?

From living in tourist area I can always spot the European girls because they are infinitely more attractive than American hags

>>39159943
It's not that, problem is making conversation when most girls on online chat are probably chatting with 5 guys at once and just expect you to make 100% of the effort, in real life it doesn't work like that.

>>39159970
No man, this is the mistake that everyone does! THose are painfully obvious sings!

A Girl that is looking at me it a painfully obvious sings for me to greet her.
A Girl that look at me and smile, after a i smile at her (yeah im not waiting for her to smile first!) is a painfully sing from her to go talk to her.
A Girl that Dance with me, is a painfully sing to grab her. Start with her shoulders, go down to her waist, go sexual and grab her ass.
A Girl that wants my number, want me to fuck her! i must only dont be a pussy...

>>39159970
Signs like what?
You don't see that stuff when your're nto looking for it, so I don't have a clue.

>>39160134

>smiling
>prolonged eye contact
>touching you back
>not looking for reasons to leave
>moving closer to you

Eye contact will tell you everything really, personally I was always great with eye contact and that's all I need to tell.

>>39160060
>painfully sing
English is not your first language is it?

>>39160160

Clearly and why should you put him down for it.

>>39160155

IMO looking for signs that a girl is into you is a waste of time.

If I'm hitting on a girl and she is you know, seems to be enjoying it, I'll just kiss her.

Fuck if I'm gonna try to guess if she likes me or not

File: Unbendannt.png (334KB, 384x720px) Image search: [Google]

334KB, 384x720px

>>39160160
no mate... ist not my first one.

I understood "painfully obvious" like "very obvious".
But you dont Need strong obvous sings to Approach, to grab a girl.
Actually you just need a smile.

>>39160182
thank you man

>>39160213
He is trying to tell you that the word you are trying to use is spells sign and not sing.
Your German keyboard auto correction is most likely playing you there, seeing that sing is a legit German word.

>>39160182
And you could get a smack or just use your brain for 30 seconds and gauge it, pretty dumb strategy friend.

>>39159444
Lad... I'm spanish

File: Unbenadwnnt.jpg (25KB, 237x280px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 237x280px

>>39160227
fuck i even realised that one...
for all here, i ment "SIGN"

>>39160213
Well, they pretty much always smile back when I smile at them.
I just find it hard to smile at someone without also talking to them - if I just say Hi, the smile comes kinda naturally but just looking and smiling I can't do.

File: Unbenannt.png (19KB, 799x228px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 799x228px

Holy shit, it works. I tried it just now. I wish I'd live in America. She gave me her Skype.

>>39161102
kek, it was a scam. Never get your hopes up, lads.

File: 1476734624134.png (129KB, 426x421px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 426x421px

>>39161102
>>39161497

You dont fucking say

>>39158595
you are closer to 25%bf if you cant see your abs. im 20%bf 187cm 91kg and i still can see my abs.

>>39159147
All slav girl names end with A

Reminds me of that one Rammstein song ''Take me now, oh don't you see? I can't get laid in Germany!''

>>39163481
That song is called 'Pussy' too