How are you doing today famm?

Idk why but here face is so ugly.

>>39149681
Where is the mandatory pablo shoop?

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>>39149727
say that to my face fucker and not online

>>39149748
If Pedro is Peter in English, what is Pablo? Because white Pablo is in the pic

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>>39149727
You wanna say that again?

>>39149767
Paul?

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>>39149773
Uhh, you don't get to bring bags

>>39149748
Paul The Porter passes on porkers

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>>39149681
JUST

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>>39149973

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>>39149757
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED"

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>>39149757

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>>39150095
kek

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>>39150095
kek

>>39150095
Please

These are the memes I'm here for

>>39149681
She looks like she should be fat.
I don't mean morbidly obese I mean she should have a few pounds on her.

Something tells me that her body wanted her to be kind of thick but they got her on some drugs that just completely fucked her natural body growth up so that she can stay or get slim.

I don't know.

>>39149973

>those wide as fuck shoulders

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>>39150265
Don't worry, I think she started bulking a few months back

>>39150389
Haha, this is a shop right? Haha....

>>39150389
meme convergence

>>39150414

>car keys are glowing as if radioactive
>light bending at her head like some kind of sci fi black hole effect

>is it a shop haha

kys hahah

>>39150412
Smack it Alf

>>39150466
>chloe roidrage, the post

Requestiong the little pablito copypasta

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Fiance just accepted $90k job today.

Now I get to fulfil my lifelong dream of quitting my job, gambling on sports, and becoming a shredded succunt

is there a shoop of her with just a head and legs like spurrdo?

>>39150878

F U C C N H O T

>>39150412
Haha, this is a shop right? Haha....

>>39150095

His height seems about right.

Reminder that bane was a fat manlet that only looked impressive because of angles and lighting.

>>39150878
That is my dream, to be a spoiled houseman

>>39151022
Yes, brother.

A spoiled houseman....
I like it

>>39151015
>Reminder that bane was a fat manlet that only looked impressive because of angles and lighting.
there are two banes on the image

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>found out she has a kid
Dodged another bullet I guess.

>>39151015
All you do is post negative shit

Work on yourself brah. Maybe smoke some weed and confront your own deficiencies.

Or keep wasting your time on 4chins. Whatevs, nub

>>39150878
>tfw she replaces you with a hotter, younger dude in 6 months tops after you quit your job

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>>39150913
Can´t tell if shopped

>>39151123
Tfw you jelly as fuck and have no gf

>>39150878
She'll leave you eventually and find someone who actually has a job and isn't a degenerate

>>39151015
Looked impressive?
No he didn't.
He looked like a greasy fat manlet with a pump.
I've seen more impressive 15 year olds. I have NEVER seen a single person say that they were impressed by bane or even liked him.
He was a joke from the first fucking second he was revealed.

>>39150412
you should shop her as the buff dude from beauty and the beast

>>39151156
Don't lash out bby, you know deep down it's a valid possibility.
When you bring nothing to the table, you're extremely replaceable. :3

>>39151190
t.hothead

>>39149727
she is a 7/10, at best. i never understood 4chans obsession with her

>>39151138
that guy holding three fucking coca cola bottles?! that's absolutely shopped!! what the fuck
how can you not see it? i've never seen anyone hold more than 2 bottles at the same time, hell i've barely seen people actually holding 2 bottles, now three? fucking three bottles?!
fuck outta here with this shit man

>>39151397
Pedos being filthy pedos obsessing over her when she was younger.

Now she's older a lot of people hate on her because she didn't age how they wanted her to/she grew up and isn't a child anymore because

She's just a normal looking chick who can't act I don't see the deal or the issue.

>>39151397
It's just the pedos from /tv/
they're now mad because their cunny read the sticky and fell for the SS+GOMAD meme

>>39151397
4chan was obsessed with her when she was a cute little girl because, well... you know, pedos and shit
what you see now is a bunch of retards and leftovers of what was once a legion of cloe lovers

>>39151430
>mad
oh boy no
we're having so much fun

>>39149681

IMGONNASAYIT

Chloe looks cute in this pic

>>39151471
I said /tv/ pedos, not /tv/

>>39151488
>i said /fit/ homos, not /fit/
nice get tho lad

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>>39149973
My sides

>>39151504
Wanting to be fucked by dudes is gay; wanting to fuck dudes is not

Feeling tired and lonely. Had a good session today though. Kinda wondering whether I should isolate myself from everyone or not

>>39151397
No, she was CUTE LITTLE GIRL pretty.
The kind that was ugly in that adorable way.
The little girls that you can look at say, GODDAMN she's gonna be hot as fuck when she hits 15?
Yeah they don't get any roles in major movies. They get like...nick and disney shows because they're mostly ran by cunny lapping pedos and that's it.

She was never going to grow up hot, but something SOMETHING happened that completely wrecked her hormones and changed her into...that.
I mean, fuck she was like kind of hot and normal till she hit like 15 and then BAM.

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>>39149757
>posting the shopped version

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>>39151603
she still looks exactly like that even in the original
fucking lmao

>>39151603
>>39149757
I don't get it

yo i swear i am getting alzheimers and shit

my eyesight is getting worse and worse, and my IQ has been steadily dropping for 8 months...

reply rip in peace anon for massive gains within 1 months plez

>>39151716
are you a nigger?

>>39149681
Still waiting on the gym to schedule me to start working the front desk. I've been like 3 weeks without a membership and I think I'm literally losing sanity.

>>39151397
Remember Kick-Ass?

>>39152125
just googled her, thinking she was one of those girls that get fatter and uglier when they hit 21

but shes only 19, thats fucked. you can be a teen and look young and youthful, but you can never escape genetics. Jesus. She should work out with Hillary Duff and be a bombshell celebrity that she was destined to be

>>39151603
Dying

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>>39152228
>the duff got hotter when she became a mom

>>39149681
Good vacation over but Training was great and Asket oneitis out

>>39152228
she's just bulking wait till she cuts faggot

>>39152370
To be honest, if she actually let herself get heavy and didn't take whatever shit she took she would have been FAR hotter right now.

But something tells me she either has horrible genetics or she took some bad weight loss drugs that just completely fucked her hormones up.

>>39150878

wow that chick approaches my 10 status, what do you think her ancestry is? maybe german and french?

>>39152444
>bad weight loss drugs
She's in Hollywood. She's got the money. If she wanted to lose weight, she could have gotten DNP easily (one of the best suppliers outside of getting it directly from a lab is in California) as is standard with Hollywood stars. She's currently bulking

>>39152501
DNP?
Please, she took some easy hormone drug that her body liked too much and now she looks like they glued her head onto the body of a failed tranny.

>>39152522
>she took some easy hormone drug
Chloe is 100% natty

>>39151541
Anon that's just like saying you engaged in non-homosexual gay sex with your gym bro last night

>>39149681
She might just be latent high-test. If she gained 20 lbs I wager it'd mostly go to her boobs/ass and she'd be sexy medieval tavern wench mode.

>>39149681
>>39149757
>>39149772
>>39149973
>>39149776
>>39150095
>>39150389
>>39150412
>>39151138
>>39151603
This is honestly the best meme we've had in a while

>hate my job
>reacting to flue shot
>cardio day today
>haven't gotten laid in 6 months
>fat

Fucked up and didn't eat enough yesterday. Woke up feeling like spooky skeleton and did terrible at my lifts.
Hug me senpai.

>>39153188
at least you got dubs mang
cheer up

>>39151706
One of them is shopped, look at shoulders and arms

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>>39153038
Hmmm.

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>>39149973
Pablo, I fucking swear.

>sophomore in college, moping alone in room because I havent spent one weekend night out with people since I started uni
>decide that im being unproductive, go to a club meeting and meet people
>everyone already seems have friends group, no one talks to me
>i introduce myself to one guy, but he just says "hey, im ______" and turns to his friends and starts talking to them
>go back to room after meeting to mope alone some more

So about the same as any other day.

>>39151015
4u

>>39149681
how the fuck can you have a torso that is a literal cube?

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please stop bullying chloe

>>39155240
I sincerely hope she takes up lifting.

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>>39149681
my fav

I thought moving out of retail into a job in my field would be great but it's not. I feel like a drone and I don't think I can take another 40+ years of this. I figured I would be watch over someone and learn from them for a week or two, but they just fucking threw me shit from day one and said "if you have any questions just ask." They expect me to know how to do this shit when they told me in the interview that they didn't expect me to know much about the stuff.

Not only that, but I feel so alone from everybody there. I get along and make small talk sure, but we have almost no common interests and they're only in their late 30s, early 40s. Its not me either, most people dont really get along with each other there. They all sit in groups of 2 or 3 and talk shit anout each ither.I sit there, do my work, and leave.

I really hope all jobs aren't like this because I'm gonna snap. It's only been a month and a half, but I already want to quit. I'm forcing myself to push through, so I can have some experience on my resume to find another job because fuck this place.

>sorry about the wall, but I needed to let that out

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>>39155240
My sides holy shit! Need more of these Pablo in the background shitz pls k thxs

>>39155458
she does lift you retard. she's fuckin yoked

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>>39155240

>>39151603

put pablo in this

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Doing okay.

Everyone LOVES my business idea, I have a whole co-op of other producers willing to assist me (and we will all buy supplies in bulk together, driving my costs down) and I have never wanted anything in my life this badly (not even a girlfriend).

It won't make me rich and I don't care. It's brilliant, eco-friendly as fuck, and no one doubts I can do it. Everyone sees the fire I have for the idea.

I just have no idea how to get the $120k to $150k I need to start it. Can't get a small business loan (too small of an amount), have no idea how to find investors who would be interested in a regional project and I have no money to build a presentation/website to seek out any investors.

It's really stressing me out.

My knee still hurt from the gym the other day, so I had to skip my squats. :(

>>39155704
>I want to hear more actually. You want to vent, hit me up on /kik/ /snapchat/ i have some stories about the office...

>>39149681

Pretty okay. Out on field job I had no preparation for, huge ass factory starting shit up and suddenly I'm the one in charge of making shit not fuck up.

Handling it pretty well tho, nothing broken yet. Pay is fucking ridiculous though, I'm going to ask for a raise after this.

>>39151190
Found the butthurt CIA agent

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How to get ripped???

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Starting strength

>>39156516
Chloä Gondola.

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Besting myself up for being stupid and trying to boost my ego at the expense of health. I'm in a lot of pain, but I'm trying to ration my hydros because they were meant to last 3 days and I'm halfway through all of them despite it being the first day.

On the bright side, I got mired again more today

>>39156532
>mired again more today
Goddammit. I need to go to bed

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Fucking stop it you meanies.

>>39156590
Real human bean
And a real hero

>>39156590
I'll have her taco for Tuesday if you catch my drift.

>>39156587
>pablo with the broken cowl
my sides are done

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>>39156590
Too bad for her. If you can't handle opinions you might as well kill yourself.

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>>39156590
>does it make you feel good typing your hateful comments ?
>Does it fulfill you in some dark way?
Do you feel in charge?

>>39156684
needs blonde hair on bane and cleaner transition for pablos neck, but well done anon
this is probably the best offspring of baneposting out there

>>39156711
I'm on it

>/fit/ stealing /tv/ memes

pathetic

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>>39156590
It pleases me to know that she has seen these shoops.

>>39156638
You're her bulking trainer?

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>>39150389
saved these from last time

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>>39156711
>>39156719
>tfw suck at hair

>>39151651
>ichigo laughing
HOLY SHIT!

>>39157130
fucking lel

>>39156116
Good luck bro

>>39156684
My fucking sides m80

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>got a date tomorrow with grill from class
>wants to go to a bar
>would rather just get a pizza and watch a movie with her
>not even looking to score yet

guys how can I convince her to just watch a movie? I hate bars and don't like drinking.

>>39157130
uppermost kek
>>39157293
find a bar with karaoke, go to the bar, drink a little then she'll most likely make you go do karaoke as long as you act like you're relaxed and enjoying yourself
bitches love karaoke

>>39157293
Tell her that you hate bars and don't like drinking

>tfw stopped talking to girl from school in my graduate group because she's still with a guy who cheated on her
Shit's disgusting and so are the people who support that type of filthy animalistic behavior.

Brehs pls help, i'm a TA for a lab at uni and there's this girl I like in one of my sections, how do i keep talking to her once the semester is over?

>>39157293
STOP BEING A FUCKING PUSSY. Go and have a good time. Get a good beer and sip you fucking retard. Just go!

>I hate bars and I don't like drinking.

You sound like a fucking bitch.

>>39153038
>we

Heh... sure thing, kid.

*steps back into /tv/*

Who has the wojak with the underarmour hoodie on the couch. I'm considering buying it just to recreate the picture.

>>39157293
tell her you'd rather have sex with a raptor and mustang.
(who wouldn't?)

>>39157256
Thanks, man.

>>39156116
can you look for small level investors locally? i know in college towns people are willing to invest in local ideas because there's a lot of good ideas there, possibility of profit.

>>39155704
that's the business world for you, 9 to 5 drones, the lot of them. that's why movies like office space, american beauty, and fight club are so great, they're entirely relateable to a lot of people and the frustration the working world creates.

at the end of the day, is the money you're being paid really worth it to live this lifestyle?

>>39157486
I'm kicking around looking into "Angel Investor" sites. It's basically sites with people looking to invest a few grand into a pool wanting 5% returns.

Just don't know if people will risk investing in my type of company.

>>39157130
>"fat" or "masculine"
>"big" or "guys"
how did does it go?

>>39157526
probably not with that attitude, if you can convince them to get as excited about your idea as you are they definitely will invest.

>>39149681
Pretty ok! Went out with bf for first time in well, a while. We went to an art/film/music thing. Wore a pretty dress, drank 1 glass of champagne, received 5 compliments, had 1 photo snapped. Pretty darned ok.

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>>39149681
>qt3.14 who I asked out to lunch and told me she has a boyfriend asked for my number (Even though I already gave it to her via email a while a go)
>She wants to invite me to hang out for her birthday, her initial birthday plans didnt go as expected. Don't know if she actually has a boyfriend or just kindly rejected me.
>Not sure if she is all of sudden realizing she is missing out (I swim, run, lift things up and told her I want to be a paratrooper) Teacher asked me (german class) if I actually wanted to be a fallshirmjaeger, I answered very positively. Pretty sure everyone heard. (Teacher flipped her hair and laughed)
>merlin.gif or autisticbanter.pdf
>Just asked another (not as qt) girl if she wanted to go with me to said birthday hangout.
>notasqt also has a boyfriend, 4-year long distance relationship, she mentioned this a while a go when we hung out and had a picture of both of them as her fb picture.
>notasqt has ocd and everytime we hung out she wore contacts (intentionally) because we were hanging out.
>Sort of crushing on Indian gym qt a little bit.

What the f*ck am I doing with myself, if I go to this party/get together, and I see her bf it would f*ck me up. Why the hell did I ask notsoqt ocd girl to go with me?

M-maybe I should see if that Indianqt is at the gym tomorrow and a-ask her, that's not a-autistic r-right g-guys?

What if her bf is bigger than me? im not a big guy (for you) I do a lot of running, swimming and hiking. I'm ottermode at best.

Did I f*ck up guys?

Also was practicing jazz guitar on subway and met weird college dropout guitar chick with braces.

>I think my friend also saw some of my pepe pictures on my phone while I was looking for some sheet music on my phone.

>>39157541
My pitch, in my best Don Draper voice and charisma:

"You eat [product] a lot. Everyone loves [product].

"Did you know for every pound of [product], six to seven pounds of wildlife around [product] are destroyed, never to return? Just for our pleasure?

"Now, what if I told you we could produce [that product] locally, safely and for only a few dollars more per pound than what we spend to rip it out of the Earth and you would know it is toxin-free?

Is it for you? Or is it too much to pay?"

>>39149973
Poor Pablo can't wake up

>>39157586
you didn't fuck up, you took initiative. Better than being on your death bed and thinking back to those moments you didn't take action like you did now.

>>39157586
>tumblr
>f*ck

>>39157611
thanks dubsbro. I just don't want to be a jodyfag

>>39157369
this guys on the money

>>39150878
Who's this phallus phalanx?

>>39157587
That's a decent pitch for the environmentally conscious crowd. Unfortunately for you they also are not the most investment-friendly bunch. Investors want to see a profit motive, even though that may not be your main drive for this endeavour it is for the investors. I would try to tie that in somehow for prospective investors. I'm sure you can find data online that the market for environmentally-conscious products is continually growing or something of that nature.

>>39157652
I can sell my product for $14 a pound to an urban market based on rural markets selling it for $14 a pound and sell out to people who drive 300 miles for it.

It costs $7 a pound to produce. It goes to market (on average) for $11 and people LOVE to pay the $14 premium when they know it's locally produced.

I stand to command higher retail in an urban market.

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>>39149757
>Chloe is a sexy woman

>>39157679
Include that information to your prospective investors, i'm sure that's the kind of information they're looking for. Good luck!!

>>39151603
mirin traps, routine?

>>39150412
Is this real?

>>39157130
Noice

>>39151421
kek

>>39153188
>haven't gotten laid in 6 months
try 4 years...

>>39149681
Have a shitty cold that I think I could almost be over. Haven't gone to gym today, only gone twice this week, feels bad man.

>>39159358
Try 19

>>39156590
literally cyber bullying

>>39159528
try 2 weeks

it's much worse if you know what you are missing

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>>39149681
Nervou. I have two interviews for jobs I know I will hate. I wish doing what I love was a paying gig

>>39156559
>Pablo POV.jpg

>>39156559
Is that some poo sagging out on the left

>tfw have tinder date tonight
>she's already invited me back to her place after
>told me she's on the pill
>has sent me nudes
>wants me to sleepover

I've obviously reciprocated but I always pussy out when it comes to actually meeting a person irl. I just like being by myself. I'm not even gonna go because I wanna get laid, I just want someone to actually desire me.

>>39155538
truly a classic

>>39159690
Reclaim your dick and get sum pussy

I was doing very well today. I had a couple of good talks with this woman I am basically in love with and it put me in a great mood.

Then this shit head "friend" of hers came in a shit all over everything. This asshole literally made her try to kill herself and still, somehow, he is apparently better than me.

I am so fucking mad that her friends still let this prick anywhere near her, it's actually making me angry to be so upset about it.

>>39159728
you'll never get with a bitch if you're "in love" with her lmaooo

what are u, barely 18?

>>39159707
what if my dick is already reclaimed

>>39159767

t. redpill alpha manlet

>>39159728

Dude, cut it out. She's fucking this guy. Don't be a cuck, falling in love with sloots that aren't even slooting for you.


Find yourself a nice shy bookish girl to catch feelings for

>>39159767

27. I spent most of my life isolated from people.

I haven't had the opportunity to become jaded and bitchy like most of my fellow /fit/ browsers.

>>39159783

No, she's fucking his brother. This guy is just a bitchy turd that hounds her out of jealousy and a fetish for jap shit.