So /fit/ how have you been showing normies that you are better

>crossfit shirt

>>39147078
> dat burt stare.

Guess I dont need to train abs today

>>39147078
holy fuck my sides that was awkward

>>39147078
Lost so hard

>>39147078
Poor guy was probably exhausted and you elbowed him man

>>39147180
lol fuck off this was a 7 hour flight and he had it from the start for like 2 and a half hours before this

tfw too empathetic to be a sociopathic asshole

>>39147078

Lmao

>>39147078
C R I N G E

>>39147195
you mean too beta

>>39147078
You seem like a douchebag OP. Would not hang with

>>39147078
so you just elbowed some guy on a plane? why is this worth making a thread?

>>39147078
This is straight from reddit

t. redditor

>>39147189
He has a dad bod and just tired of life and lil wank stain elbows him. I feel bad for the dad bod.

>>39147078
i'm in tears man. keep up the good work.

>>39147078
are you legitemete retarded?

>>39147078
hearty kek man
what'd he do after?
desu I purposely mad dog skinnyfat men at the gym, I had a particularly funny encounter with a trump supporter, that couldn't even stutter out a anemic 'h-hello..'

He should have slapped your little bitch ass.

Someone post the source - obviously OP isn't the OC of this.

Want the story.

>>39147078
Why did you do that? What's the purpose of it? Are you a nigger?

>>39147078
>deriving 90% of your value from your sports

Kek, that only means that 90% of your value is mutable and that you only have actual 10% value. People who think that they are hot shit because of one thing, dont realize that there are people out there who have many things, together, that make them hot shit. Jobs, women, skills, hobbies, friends etc.

That is why normies usually dont have ONE thing on them, not visible on their clothes. If they stamped all the different things where they get values from, they would look normal, because they have so much value from other things that its impossible to dress to only one of them. Hence they dress just normally.

Yes you may be able to get better than an average fat guy around you, but even if you are, chances are that he may even have a high paying position somewhere. Still has a normal family life or whatever. Dont assume that you are automatically better than him, to such an extent that you strongarm them for no reason.

I just judge them to be shit, silently and with smirking laughter.

>>39147328
you wrote a book there jesus

>>39147282

Did sol suck your dick tho?

>>39147328
Sorry you got elbowed dad bod. Not all of us are like him

>>39147353
Yea, lets go out there and beat up all the dad bods! Yea we are special because we are better looking solely on that virtue alone!

Though I kinda do actually think like that too anon. 99% of all the living things on this planet value being healthy and strong. It is only other dumb humans who have these weird values around laziness and jobs who think otherwise.

But still, you cant beat up every single person like that all the time or whatever. There are so many failures in life, so much garbage out there. You cant stop to think on every single one of them.

neither should you act like a dick just because. Some of them may be your boss. Some of them may be your co-workers. Sometimes, some of them may be up for a chat when you are bored.

Its just a dickish move.

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>>39147078

>>39147078
The guy elbowing is fucking dyel though.

>>39147078
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I went to a concert last night. At 6'5 I take up a lot of view, so I tend to stay near the back. There was a manlet and two tumblrinas against the wall and could hear them getting exasperated when I stood in front of them. Looked back manlet sat down on a bench and was playing on his phone

>>39147078
You elbowed him? You only fucking grazed him in what looks like turbulance, why is he so angry with you

>>39147296
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>>39147347
naw I'll let big p have 'em

>>39147390

You're wasting your breath on human garbage

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>>39147205
Alphas don't hinder the pack my man

>>39147078
What a fucking dick.

You're a fucking dick dude. Like that supreme gentleman cunt.

>>39147078
>he thinks hurting people makes him cool

retard

>>39147078
Holy fuck you're pathetic op
>Crossfit srsly?
>DYEL

>>39147493

When you don't get laid over your entire lifetime it has a tendency to make your bitter dude

I understand his behavior

>>39147078
The hatred for crossfaggots in Rippertoe's eyes is relentless.

>>39147473
Yes tey fucking do you beta Mong. The whole thing about alpha males is that they rip and tear the weaker, and fuck all the females, betas get left overs. Have you never seen any animal documentary ever?

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>>39147078
lol fuck

>>39147328
>>39147390
> actual autism

>>39147548
Yes, do watch an actual animal documentary.
About wolves for example.
After which you'll realize that the Alpha LEADS the pack, and watches out for the weaker ones.
Normally , he walks last to keep the old and sick from being left behind and sees thtat the Pack keeps together.
He doesn't need to show dominance over the Weaker wolves, because his strength is an established fact.

"The tiniest dogs bark the loudest"

Woof, woof, my "Alpha" bro.

>>39147853
Anon is correct

T. Really into werewolves

>>39147078
jesus christ he shouldve beat the shit out of you

>>39147853

amen

>>39147874

could've too.

>>39147837
>being actually social and keeping yourself in check to not break the social cohesion of those around you is actually autism
>t.autistic anon

>>39147548
You had already lost. An alpha would have claimed the armrest from the second he stepped in his seat. In fact, it would have been given to him because inferior men know their biological position: behind the Alpha.
Instead of seeming Alpha, this guy made himself look like a typical crossfit cunt. What is it a Beta+ or something?

>>39147889
I can tell there was a very awkward conversation after he cut out the video

he's avoiding looking at him

>>39147896
Is this bate?
you're just confirming I was right

simply obeying made up social rules because you want to fit in = literal autism

>>39147896
> posts 2 novels in a thread on a mongolian basket weaving forum.
> completely misses the point of why hes called an autist
> hurr durr no u r

W E W
E
W

>>39147951
>>39147965
kek, this is hilarious, well I guess its kinda pointless to explain how social cohesion to a person who does not know how it works in the first place.

I guess I became a normie in that respect.

>>39147987
> social cohesion

Its like your being a sperg on purpose to try and save face

>>39147078
I'm not a douche that bullies normies or feels like I'm better than them but I do enjoy some benefits of being bigger.
Last week went to a club, usually I would have moved through the crowd sideways trying to avoid bumping into people.
But this time I walked chest-first and people moved out of the way. Met an 8/10 qt and when we needed to move through the crowd to get to the other side to the bathroom or something we held hands and I went in front with him following behind. It felt really nice.

>>39148030
lol, I became so normal, that we used to socially shame weird people at our work, who enter our crew who act just like that. Who then also were added in less because they are so weird, feels good to occasionally be in the inner circle of normal people.

But yea, it may be a bit different with strangers, though usually normal people can spot eachother and then give eachother the "looks".

Though I dont know, the fat guy also looks a bit strange. but the "crossfit" guy looks way dumber, like who the hell wears a shirt for crossfit, he is even dyel, not exactly a cool dude.

with /fit/s popular circle its normies > crossfit mongoloids

>>39147078
>crossfit shirt
>heart beating fast over this
>trying to establish dominance by taking both armrests and then filming it and bragging about it later on a Ancient Vietnamese Rollerblade Collecting Forum.

Confirmed for fuckwit.

>>39148040

You don't need to be big to do this kind of thing you just need to be confident.

I'm not huge or anything but people always move out of the way for me because I have a look in my eyes like I'm important and I am important

>>39147078
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/58egmo/reclaiming_the_armrest/

>>39148065
I guess you're right but I wouldn't have felt confident enough to do that before lifting.

>>39148076
there is even a video of this. jesus fuck this autism. What the fuck am I looking at.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGGFWvo3MUI

this shit is hilarious

>>39148089
Jason Blaha pls

>>39148089
>specially goes to the toiler to record of the "aggressive male taking HIS armrest"
>basically just a fat dude comfortably listening to some thing while sleeping
>probably just thinking of work related thing or family, doesnt even notice the beta guy with dumb shirt and stupid behavior but sees within 5 seconds that he is dealing with a retard and slightly smirks, thinking "what a dumb tard"

So when will we shame the crossfit faget in that thread?

>>39147212

This.

>>39148089
What a faggot

>>39148040
>him

>>39147078
>better than them now that you are swole
>my heart was beating so fast

Yeah, ''''''''''''''alpha'''''''''''''' wanna-be beta. Scared of a dadbod, typical numale crossfitter trying to hang with the big boys.

>Protip: You can't.

>>39148164
You're on /fit/. I don't understand how this is a surprise to you.

>>39147078
>grown man squares up to jo
>completely avoid eye contact
>avoid all confrontation

s-s-so alpha r-right guys.....?

>>39147296
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=975_1476902874

>>39147452
It wasn't just the elbow... is was the fact that he took the coveted armrest.

>>39148623
>>39148639
If you honestly think I wouldn't start a fight with a giant over a beer, you've never been in slavland

>>39147078
Americans are so dumb they even fight over who gets to rest their arm on the fucking chair kek so dumb

Greets from mudslime free germany sieg heil

>>39149149
Für den Endsieg , Kamerad!
Heil!

>>39147078
there was this fucking guy at the supermarket today behind me in the car park as I was finding a space who tried to fucking overtake me and blocked up the narrow road because I stopped to let an elderly couple cross, and then got pissed off at me when I wouldn't let him past and he had to back off and pull in behind me again.

Got out of my car once I found a space and went and looked for the guy. Saw him sat in his car and just fucking mad dogged him for what felt like ages with him looking slightly shocked and who I assume is his mother next to him looking scared. Spent the whole time shopping worried that he'd have gone and keyed my car kek.

Lifting is like Lorne Malvo in Fargo, it's gonna get me in trouble one day from making me feel so confident.