AM I THE PERFECT TROLL?

I bet having your face painted by Jamal nightly is pretty good moisturizer huh?

>>39146016
I definitely need a skincare routine. Right now I use an oil cleanser both in the morning and before I go to sleep. Then I apply a moisturizing cream at night.

It's helped, but I still have pimples coming and going. So could you recommend me a good skincare routine?

>>39146048
I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.
After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

>>39146028

What ca child like response. I wouldn't expect anything less from 4CHAN

As for my fave routine. Cool showers, soap and water only. SPF 30 lotion 10 minutes after shower

>>39146016
you look like a fag srs

>No quads
>laughing girls.gif

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>>39146076
Quads were able to lift 405x3 and 455x1 R U MAD?

>>39146016
>14 year old haircut
>long torso
>no forearm definition
>Yellow teeth with crooked smile
>3/10 cropped out cuz she is so ugly.
>Srsly THOSE FOREARMS AND BANDS ON THEM HAHAH

Hows senior year going jr.

>>39146086
WRISTLET WITH NO QUADS HAHAHAHAAH

>455x1 max at 200+

HOLY FUCK M8

>>39146092

Long torso

I'm glad you noticed that bc I'm cutting hard and I think long torsos have aesthetic abs.

As for HS, I'm 27. Good to know I have a youthful glow

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>>39146108
27 and still going to college parties and a 14 year old haircut literally looks like martin sheen's wig. Long torso with short legs.

>>39146071
Have you also been a big Genesis fan since the release of their 1980 album, Duke?

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>>39146102

That's a Galaxy S5 ACTIVE on my forearm. Do the math, my forearm circumference is astronomical

>>39146134
I prefer Huey Lewis and The News

>>39146150
> put phone in armpit
>lie about which phone it is

Gee you have me convinced anon

>>39146118

Does this look like a college party? This is at my house. But it's no suprise 4chan loners COPE like this

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>>39146226
>think phone is in armpit
>think armpit is attached to hand
>be retarded
>accuse phone not being Galaxy S5

MAN 4CHAN REALLY IS PATHETIC

>>39146282
Nigga I meant see your elbowpit

>>39146290

>Literally say lie about phone
>Literally lie about forearms
>get BTFO

Come back with weak response

Get rekt bitch

>>39146016

Post your face.

You look like a cool dude OP. 8/10 would make fun of neeks with.

Post abs, my dude

u gon shoot a neger?

>>39146993
He ain't got none, hidden under 15lbs of tubby shit