What are the best pills to take to pass a urine test for Mary Jane?

>>39145150
You already goofed dumbass, time to get someone else's piss

>>39145150
about 7 or 8 years ago i went to a head shop and bought a drink called "the stuff" or something like that for about $20. you drink it at a certain time before the test then like piss a bit then fill the container full of water and drink like. some routine like that. I did it and it worked. at the time i was smoking a lot of pot and maybe had taken some codeine.

>>39145160
pls no

drink lots of water and cardio like a mother fucker

>>39145150
Cyanide.

>>39145170
This works. It costs pennies if you make it yourself. I'm too lazy to find the recipe but it's just creatine, vitamin b2, and lots of water. You're diluting your urine and covering up the fact that you diluted it

>>39145150
Ask your dad for his pee or a military buddy or your brother or an autism friend then just like fill a pill or script bottle and wear briefs or tape it to your gooch

>>39145150
Ask someone that isn't a fuckup at life to give a pee sample for you

>>39145150
The best fake piss comes in a powder. Forgot the name of it, though.
Mix it up. Microwave it for 10-15s. Wrap it in a wool sock. Mine was exactly 98° by the time I poured it in the cup as the testing place. Passed easily.

>>39145150
google Quick Fix plus make sure its the right
temperature

>>39145150
Mega dosing DNP should do it.