>someone left change in the plate dispenser again

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>>39141795
>it's a /tv/ on /fit/ episode

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>tfw gym sex slave escapes and you swap Chad's protein shake with Cummies

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>someone stole all the skullcrusher helmets again
>can't do extensions because I lost my passcard
Just one day to do triceps is all I ask

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>that new kid using the Lat Pulldown machine without the swiping his points plus card

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>both pockets full of quarters for use in bicep curl machine (25 cents a curl)
>Shorts heavy enough to squat with
>dont have to pay for quad machine

>grab a squat plug from the plug bin
>it's still warm
I hope it wasn't a dude that used it last.

>>39142121
How the fuck is he gonna get his rewards points? Fucking idiots I swear..

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>Tfw locker room shower runs out of hot water
>friends have another surprise penis competition before getting changed

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>get bicep pump before the gym so I can pass the initial flex examination

Lol you niggas are retarded.

>Used up my gift card for the squat rack
>need an additional 3.17 for a full set
>only have 2.55
>ask the guy beside me for some change
>gives me some bullshit excuse about needing it for the bus
>end up doing 3x4's with slow reps

these people I swear

>passed my weekly form inspection and gained squat rack privileges
>plate caddy was racking/unracking like a boss
>almonds were fully activated
Today was a good day

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>not even 1/2/3/4 yet
>gains are quick and cheap since I don't have to pay for heavy plates

>somebody left a line of creatine in the bathroom
>banged that shit then hit a deadlift PR

>forgot to add cable flies to my basket
Maybe I'll remember next week

>Take my Gf to an expensive gym for out 3 year anniversary
>End up waiting 30 minutes for the squat rack even though I called 3 days in advance
>Finally get to the bar and order 4 plates with a lifting belt on the side
>Mfw both of them are cold
>Mfw I still tipped the weighter

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>tfw girl used olympic platform before me without deloading and i can't move the woman's bar out of the way without getting shocked because it senses i only have one x chromosome

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>tfw they replace the open source barbells with ones that run on a proprietary OS

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>forgot to declare gainz when coming back from vacation
>set off alarm at customs
>police dogs sniff me
>i get cavity searched for traces of creatine
>get degained for several hours, interrogated, everything you see in the movies


JUST

>leg day
>used up my last tokens for my squat sesh
>hear sudden shout
>gym lions escaped their cages
>someone panicked and hit the lunk alarm
>all gym equipment shuts down
>stuck with 3pl8 on my back and can't move it

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>nanny state government implements "lifting tax"
>says the extra entropy generated speeds up the heat death of the universe

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>gym has been divided into republican and democrat for months now
>live in a blue state so I never have to reserve my squat rack

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>didn't miss penis inspection day

> Finally get my gold card for the 1,2,3 lifts
> Entitled to 10% discount on squat rack on tuesdays
> lady behind the counter mirin hard
> madeit.jpg