/fit/ humor thread.
>>39141564
Fuck that cuck logic. She shouldn't get shit. This isn't funny at all! I know it's b8 but I'm pissed.
>>39141304
>>39141667
If I wanted to laugh I'd ask for your one rep max.
>>39141673
>>39141679
>>39141673
the person must be really really really insecure or just hideous to look at
>>39141708
>he hasn't watched meme park boys
>>39141304
wtf is crossfit gear?
>>39141687
omg lost so hard
>>39141708
Its a character from Trailer Park Boys... Start watching it and educate yourself
>>39141673
*Lahey loves this look
>>39141667
>>39141882
>>39141564
My wife's son enjoyed reading this
>>39141564
>>39141963
/fit/ humor not /lgbt/ faggotry
>>39141974
Let me post a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qux9-HOm6eg
>>39141963
>>39142017
This seems more like arguments to be against trannies than detailing their struggle. Literally explains their biological inconsistency and how out of touch that shit is
>>39142083
I don't understand Japanese
>>39142118
I doubt it was the authors intent but these comics make it abundantly clear that the tranny is a severely mentally ill individual who's insanity is not only ruining his own life but also ruining the lives of his friends and family, honestly I don't hate trannies, I feel really sorry for them
>>39142017
>tfw will never get to go through extreme pain of childhood
Feels bad mang
>>39142182
>what is an epidural
>>39142083
almost as good as bohemian rhapsody fit style
>>39141866
Beat me to it
>>39142145
Fucking seriously. When I was a kid/teenager and found out I couldn't father a child, my first instinct wasn't to break down and cry, it was "well if I want a kid that bad, I'll adopt". Fucking weak cunts gotta cry about their self-inflicted identity problems
>>39142203
nice roid clit.
>>39142203
Would almost be cute if you didn't know transfaggotry was afoot.
>>39142234
>ex used to like sex with glasses on
didnt come here for this
>>39142203
>>39142234
>you will never cum inside the ass of an innocent qt redhead trap
Why even live?
>>39142276
Did your ex also have a feminine penis?
>>39142307
No, this was before /fit/ made me gay.
>>39142293
10/10
>>39142293
Oh lawd
>>39142293
My sides were just obliterated
>>39141923
Kek
Classic tinder hoe
>>39141708
Frig off
>>39142468
>>39142083
new-PB-attempt anthem serious, used it for ages now :)
>>39141963
>Not old enough to have received proper sex education
>Old enough to have surgery to become trans and receive blessing from parents
Degeneracy
>>39142017
This one actually did make me laugh
>>39141708
The only type of person that is THIS unfamiliar with classic television is a fucking anime weaboo.
Can someone post comics with functional strengh?
>>39142468
POFS
>>39142526
It's a Canadian show, it isn't that popular outside of North America. Maybe it was poster form Europe, Asia or whathever.
>>39142531
>>39142526
>a show from 2001 is classic
You need to be at least 18 to use this site
Don't get me wrong, it's a damn good show, but far from classic
>>39142531
>drop keys
>sumo deadlift functionality activated
>>39142531
>>39142551
That thread was awesome
>>39142631
>>39142468
Bastard
>>39142548
>>39142555
>>39142602
Thanks, I love these. Please post more if you have.
>>39142547
I'm a slav and "Chopaki z baraków" is well known here. Hits this poor childhood postcommunism vibe like nothing else
>>39142468
I'd put up with her for a short while just to get my dick wet.
>>39142675
Gówno, a nie well know. Raz leciało na Comedy Central i tyle. Jasne że częsć ludzi zna, ale to raczej niszowy show.
>>39141304
>crosfft gear
what is that like? a sign that says "I'm a fucking retard"?
>>39142691
...smear her in green paint and spank like disobedient avocado.
>>39142468
I'd do her in front of the baby
also fuck you
>>39142705
I work at a whole foods, I see it all the time.
>>39142732
Yes.
>>39142324
>>39142307
Jesus Christ, You guys saved this pathetic /fit/ humor thread. Thanks for the laugh.
>>39142468
lol dumb bitch
>>39142691
I know this is supposed to be some nice family outing, but these people all look soulless. Their happiness based purely on jumping from one hollow item to the next. I'm wondering which one of those kids is going to kill themselves
>>39142732
I cringed so hard.
You have to go back.
>>39142763
Go back to r/fitness, you pathetic piece of newfag redditor trash.
>>39142468
Arsehole
>>39142445
I'm not racist, but I do feel visceral disgust at how much of a pussy this numale cuck is. Just... sad unless troll or uncle
>>39142324
Not possible. 99% of fit is hetero. Since joining fit, I'm so hetero I'm not afraid to fuck other man.
>>39142468
....
>>39142445
>Dyed blond hair and brown roots
>white guy is visibly way to young to have a child
That's her brother and he's playing with his niece. Cmon.
>>39142468
Replying to this post.
>>39142468
Ree
>>39142468
Not mama
>>39141304
>>39142926
>>39142942
>>39142468
autist
>>39142691
Starbucks, Apple and obesity.
America.
>>39142468
Fag
>>39142468
fuck
>>39142617
Fucking A
>>39142468
Every time
>>39142468
gud 1
>>39142468
wew laddy
>>39141594
>liberals think that one of the best molecules ever to exist is a bad thing
They want us to be little sheep. RESIST IT
>>39142468
Boi o boi
>>39141974
You realize that /lgbt/ hates that shit right?
>>39142942
>she replied to the wrong twitter account
every time
>>39142468
Bitch ass
This is the freshest OC, reading this will change your life in regards to lifting.
>>39142468
fug :D
>>39143266
Wat
>>39143266
>sacks
>>39142468
fug
>>39143266
What the fuck
>>39142468
mommy no
>>39142468
Bull
>>39141708
Frigg off barb!
>>39143266
>chicken legs AND pointy elbows
Oh god, get it away
>>39143266
"muscle sacks" has the potential to be the hottest new fit meme of the season
>>39141564
damn, american legal system is really that fucked up
>>39143417
Not even kidding, before I read this I had no idea why my pecs weren't growing. Turns out it was because my protective sacks were too tight, so I split them and now I'm making explosive gains
>>39142017
>imblyign thats not a plus
>>39143453
Most of the time you should be fine granted you keep all of your possessions in your parents name.
>>39142293
>sides gone, keks are ready
>transgender spaghetti
>>39143417
>tfw cripplingly tight muscle sacs but insurance won't cover """"elective surgeries"""""
>>39142468
The amount of replies these posts receive are how I know most of /fit/ are underage.
>>39143518
Just grab a box cutter and do it yourself
>>39143417
Takes me back to the old days
>>39143266
I don't expect much intellectual ability from people willing to do Naruto cosplay, but come the fuck on
>>39142468
Cunt
>>39143266
>2016
>Not splitting your muscle sacks
>>39143266
you can expand your sacks by activating your almonds.
>>39142234
>keeping glasses on is kinky
>fucking a man who pretends to be a woman is normal
>>39142557
this is almost too unbelievable that I don't believe someone can fake such a story though.
>>39142468
Fuck
>>39143560
Not even kidding, when I saw that post this is exactly what it reminded me of
>>39141564
I'm cool with the idea of child support, but how does anyone defend alimony.
>>39142746
kekkkk
>>39142276
I didn't ask for this feel
>>39142445
that her son and his daughter. i can imagine being so rustled by interracial relationships. must be a sad life.
This is somehow fit related
I dunno why, but this gif makes me chuckle everytime.
Can somebody provide the gif of the dude clean and jerking the chick then throwing her on the floor
>>39143671
this will always be a favorite of mine.
>>39142468
Why you gotta do this
>>39143963
>>39143773
It's original purpose was as a protection for wives in case their husband decided to up and leave them for a younger model when they were both old, so they wouldn't be left beggars. Times have changed though.
>>39144108
Now woman do that and men still pay alimony
>>39143963
> kipping pull-ups
Not even once
>>39142468
fucking
>>39142691
>starbucks
>apple
and
>fat
Checks out.
>>39142203
>implied anal
Degenerates
>>39141708
Frigg off. I'm a pajeet and even I know who that is
>>39142468
Fak
>>39141754
Gym gear but 10 times as expensive.
>>39142468
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>39142621
>short shorts
>>39142635
this picture is what made me gay
>>39143333
Checking your quads mate. How much you squat to get those?
>>39142617
>I stay asleep
Fucking lol.
>>39142635
Isn't that one on the right acrot from GoT? That Bolton psycho from last 2 seasons?
>>39144166
Based dad
>>39144166
>some of them don't even go up to my weight
THAT'S EXACTLY THE FUCKING PROBLEM
>>39142468
pls no
>>39141564
>studied twice as much as me
It doesn't matter how much you study
It matters what you study
Why do liberals and bernouts think they're entitled to money after getting degrees in South American feminist basket weaving? I'm glad plumbers and electricians make 5x as much as you dipshits
>>39142468
fuck YOU
>>39142855
This one never getts old.
>>39144166
>that look on his face in panel four
It really is profoundly sad though, it's one thing to be young and redpilled about the world around you but to actually have witnessed the entire fall of society
>>39142286
>hey guys I've never felt a vagina
Lmaoing at u virgin
>>39142557
Lost.
>>39142595
Is this a doctor's conference where they turn off the escalators in solidarity with fighting morbid obesity or something?
>>39142979
>>39144147
>Apple
>bad
Poorfags detected
-posted from my iPhone 6s plus
>>39144349
Dad jokes are a reflex.
>>39142468
>>39144282
You can make good money with non stem degrees, you just have to really put yourself out there in college, and potentially get some post graduate training. Being able to speak multiple useful languages at a high level helps too. Personally I think that all liberal arts majors should have to be fluent in a romance language, a non romance indo-european language, and something else to get a degree.
>>39144282
>>39144314
>>39144371
At what point are you going to either stop using that stupid tripcode, or kill yourself?
>>39144498
>le /fit/ is gay may may
Ręddit pls go and stay go
>>39142468
you mother fucker, I opened that pic and didn't read the bio until now.
>>39142468
what gives it the right to negate all of my immunities who do u think u r u cheeky cunt
Post the Ronnie cartoon where he gets 2 scops in his protein tub.
>>39142468
you fuck
>>39142873
As if the overall content didn't already reveal that the artist is a colossal faggot, the fact that he wrote out "turn" would've been enough.
>>39144559
m8 you're the one using tripcodes for self promotion and identification. If you're so fond of your identity gb2reddit and get some imaginary internet points for your wit, or lack thereof.
>>39144559
Can't believe I'm siding with a tripfag
>>39143920
Every time
>>39142468
shut
>>39142468
nig
>>39142468
Please no
>>39144559
finnaly a man with sense, just because we post pictures of hot men and describe what hot things we would do with the hot man it doesent mean we are actually gay
>>39142635
Can someone post the dragon Ball z version of this?
>>39142468
Mad/10
>>39144282
>South American feminist basket weaving
Fukking kek.
This doesn't make up for faggy trip faggotry faggot
I'll dump the few that I have of these
>>39142509
I love this post.
>>39141679
Please explain this for me
>>39144723
> thinks you can see number of views.
Retard confirmed
>>39144826
Got the dog leash cable flys ?
That's all I have lads
>>39144832
Here ya go bud
>>39144840
>second branch to hold legs
Fukkin died
>>39142551
Best screencap ever.
>big gulp
>>39144166
Metrology fag reporting in. Most physician scales go up to atleast 350 lbs. That image also triggered me.
>>39142595
Am I mad or is this based?
>>39142871
Wow you are a real hetero
>>39142652
>fucked her for 3 hours
>>39142635
found it
>>39142468
Rude
>>39142468
fugg :DDD
>>39142926
Biggest samefag ever
>>39143266
Are we sure this just isnt tumblr satire?
>>39142468
damn
>>39142691
a fate worse then death desu
>>39142468
ah heck
>>39142468
Jokes on you my moms already passed. Do I get the tinder girl now?
>>39143266
I think you are supposed to breath into your balls to expand your sack.
>>39142468
Neck yourself
>>39142468
bruuuuuh
>>39144920
Guy who posted it: I can guarantee it's not. Also the person who posted it is pretty smalltime and I've seen what's happened to people like her when they get posted here before
>>39143266
>all the people responding to this who don't know what https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascia is
>>39142017
This just depressed me. My boyfriend and I just broke up. Never dated another man and I loved him so much and he would cry that he couldn't bear my children and it didn't matter to me as long as I had him.
But now I don't and now I'm crying while typing a paragraph on a Vietnamese fish spotting forum
>>39143963
Nice 12 shillinder engine
>>39142468
Dick and also balls
>>39142468
u cunt
>>39142635
This picture also made me gay
>>39144349
how could the dad know how big the friends dick was unless he fucked him too?
>>39145071
>implying the truth matters to great memes
>>39144314
>Calling anyone a virgin when you look this bad.
You really should have been aborted.
>>39145071
>the fasciafag arrives
Show me any scientific evidence supporting the massage myth of fascia.
I don't mean "proof that they exist", but instead "Proof that any of these massage techniques are beneficial or medically accurate in any way, shape or form"
>>39145215
Why do we allow gays on this board?
>>39145226
I never said shit about massaging it
>>39142468
fuckoff
>>39145248
Sadly it seems like most of this board doesn't even lift.
>>39145280
Massage is literally the only place that fascia is ever brought up. It's a buzzword now, a meme in itself. There are so many crazy fucking claims about it brought up by these 'massage experts' who have do to medicine what bro-scientists do to lifting.
t. MD sick of retards memeing about fascia
>>39145298
Don't remind me.
I can't contemplate what it is they get out of the place
>>39145312
So are you saying foam rolling is bunk?
massage therapists are the new chiropractors... it might feel good and help with specific ailments but they're trying to expand their market through psuedoscience and straight bullshit... might as well just go get acupunctured senpai
>>39142468
Ya cunt
>>39141670
Fucking kek why did i laugh at this
>>3914246 wew
>>39142468
Goddamn, nigger.
>>39142468
Fuck you fuck you fuck you i hope YOUR mother dies in her sleep bitch
>>39144909
Butthurt manlet detected
>confirmed for 4'11
>>39142468
piss
>>39145323
Not at all, if it helps you, although I personally have never got anything out of it. It's up to people's preferences, a number of gym friends of mine swear by it.
Any non-placebo effect it may have, I can guarantee you, has nothing to do with fascia.
I'll just give you two of the biggest bullshit claims about fascia I hear: Release and Stretching.
Fascia "release" is complete bullshit. That doesn't even mean anything. (This is one of the most widespread fascia memes I hear. There is nothing there to release, I have no idea what they're talking about). I assume it's essentially piggybacking from a "releasing the tension in your back"/"working out knots" type deal. It sounds nice, but has no basis in reality.
As for stretching - Fascia is so tough, a study concluded, that it would take nothing short of vice grips in order to stretch it out. There is simply no way an external force applied to the outside of your body could stretch your fascia (Let alone have you remain conscious throughout the undoubtful amount of pain you'd experience during such a torturous experience)
All in all, if you're a huge fan of fascia massages and think they help you, then go right ahead. I'm not in the business of stopping people from doing things they feel benefit them. The only time I'll try is if it will objectively bring harm to them. All I'm trying to get across is that fascia, as they're presented by the massage community (Because, let's be honest, that's literally the only place you'll ever hear it being paraded around on a daily basis) has absolutely no scientific basis in reality.
Bonus Fun Fact: Some massage "therapists" have made claims that fascia contains memories a la Assassin's Creed DNA
>>39145183
Fucking AMAZING
>>39145354
here's part 2
>>39142468
I keep falling for this shit.
>>39145392
Go ahead and post the screen cap of the posters vs posts.
There was double posts to posters in that thread.
Some fag setup and executed his own screencap
>>39143207
Please fill us in on /lgbt/ culture, gaynon
>>39145411
isnt there one where they actually used the phone?
>>39145076
>Vietnamese fish spotting forum
bitch. This a Martian sodium chloride mining forum.
Now, plz kill urself.
>>39145426
>being this buttmad about being a manlet
It's okay little guy. Do you need an adult?
AHAHAHAHAHAH FAGGOT
>they literally never learn
>>39142468
ITS ABOUT TIME.
SHE'S BEEN BURIED FOR 20 YEARS.
>>39142468
What the fug man
>>39145459
Im not buttmad about being short. Im fucking buttmad some faggot samefagged himself into a screencap.
Im fine being a manlet but I expect integrity in my shit posting ethics.
>>39145477
>fine
>being a manlet
AHAHAHAHAH STAHP SRIOUS STAHP MY SEIDS
>>39142468
not cool
>>39145502
t. Same faggot forcing his own meme
>>39142468
fuck you
>>39145527
>being this deluded
>thinking one person made that meme
>and not every person in the thread above 6ft
Why are you so upset you were born short?
It's not your fault.
It's not your fault.
>>39142873
>tfw you think CHAD is simply most understood and hurting a little bit inside because people think he is too alpha to talk to.
>>39145527
t. manlet getting buttblasted
>>39145411
this is great, though they forgot to subtract an inch or so for shoes
>>39145564
>>39145553
>>39145527
>>39145502
>>39145477
>>39145459
>>39145426
>>39145392
I want all manlets and tallfags to contribute please
>>39142468
hELLO
>>39142468
Clever girl
>>39141679
Is this real??
Glorious
>>39142468
FUCK
>>39142468
reee
>>39143266
Don't know whether to laugh or cringe
>>39142468
>>39142468
>>39142468
Dumb whore
>Excited to enter a thread because it has 300 posts
>100 are a responses to a single shitty meme
I hope you never complain about ded threads and shit board quality, because it's dumbasses like you who are responsible for it.
>>39142468
You fucking bitch
>>39145076
tits or gtfo
in fact tits and gtfo... of life... then find a way to show tits again
>>39142468
sigh
>>39142468
sigh
>>39142468
Goddammit
>>39145215
HAHAHAHAHAHA
what a fucking twink
>>39145478
>those wheels are $6000 dollars
t. Bike mechanic
>>39145845
It blows my mind that people fucking respond to them too.
>>39142468
Is she a skeleton?
Cause I got spooked and I wanna bone her.
>>39142468
Fuck yoooooooou
>>39141594
>>39142468
nice
Rolling for quads
Frigg off>>39142468
>>39144712
>/fit/ in denial
>>39142884
hey man, let's not let common sense get in the way of the narratives we maintain to feed our insecurities
>>39141882
weebs will defend this
>>39142203
>>39142468
you got me :o
>>39142468
fuc
>>39142468
Fake and gay
>>39142468
NIGGERS
>>39142468
fckinhell
>>39142635
>that first sip of the day
>>39142855
no way thats real, thats way to depressing
>>39145076
>>39142468
Actually kys
>>39142468
fucking bullshit
>>39146438
>that worse meme of the year
>>39142468
Fucking nigger
>>39142083
This is great, I found it randomly on youtube once
>>39142621
This pic ist so nice!
love it!
>>39142468
kek
>>39142468
Fuck you
>>39142855
id kill myself if i was him. death is preferable to living like a dog, no pun intended.
>>39142468