Why is it every bros go to vegetable?

>>39139378
why are you such a little bitch?

>>39139378
tastiest

>>39139378
Fuck you can eat SO much greens compared to every other thing and it will fill you up better!

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>>39139378
>tfw you fry a chopped onion in olive oil and feel the smell

>>39139378
It blocks estrogen

Celery

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>>39139378
sweet potatoes for my pale ass

Broccoli kills cancer.

@00:46 https://youtu.be/0hsAnxyOH88

mines spinach or swiss chard desu.

>>39141094
>believing everything you read

>>39141094
Broccoli is also pretty high in beta carotene senpai

>>39139378
Tastes pretty damn good, especially sautéed and sprinkled with some salt

>>39141333
>not believing multiple peer reviewed scientific studies

>>39141353
sweet potato
>beta carotene per 100g - 11509μg

broccoli
>beta carotene per 100g - 929μg

>>39141094
>>39141427
Does anyone know how much daily beta carotene is needed to cause the carrot tan?

>>39141555
alot
but carrot tan looks fucking stupid

>>39139378
damn when I first read this I thought you were saying all your bros became vegetables

then I thought you were just a retard

then I realised I was the retard

Funny, I just brought broccoli for the first time in my life. I don't even know how to cook it, or if I even NEED to cook it.

>>39139401
What's a matter, man? Having a rough day?

>>39141631
Steam it. Salt and black pepper.

I eat spinach. Broccoli tastes like cum

>>39141657

Why do you know how cum tastes like?

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>>39141724
how do you not know?

>>39141740

I am a horse.

>>39141567
Yeah, just get melanotan.

>>39139378

>Blocks estrogen, thus increasing test
>Healthy
>Tasty
>Sexy

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>>39141591

>>39141591
both retards

>>39141631
Just raw dawg it

>>39141094
>hating your white skin
would you happen to be swedish? perhaps german or french?

>>39142029
Why do all the good foods give you nasty poison farts

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>>39141740
SAUCE NAME ANYTHING ANON PLS
OR MORE WEBM EXACTLY LIKE THAT
HOLY FUUUUUCK

>>39141631
I dip it in ranch dressing raw.

>>39142029
> tastes awful
> makes your house smell like garbage when cooked
> gives you insane farts
> lasts about 2 days in the fridge

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>>39143080
>he cooks his broccoli

>>39143377
>Not steaming your broccoli

>>39141427
>having beta food anywhere near your body
stay beta manlets

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>>39143385
>not eating them raw

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>>39139517
>Feel the smell

1. Broccoli
2. Zucchini
3. Cauliflower

>>39144698
>Zucchini

My nigger. Zucchini is the GOAT veggie

Every day I eat: broccoli, spinach, kale, carrots, tomatoes, green beans, zucchini, sweet potato, bell pepper, cucumber

They're all good. Except tomatoes, fuck tomatoes.

>>39142874
argentine