Getting fit for tinder

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WutFace

>>39134223
That was pathetic, OP. But keep living in the anime fantasy where girls like "epic", engineered statements like that.

>>39134223
>Can I be direct with you
Ya lost right there pal. Cut the movie bullshit. How can you not tell how stupid that sounds?

>>39134223
You fubbed up

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>>39134265

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>>39134265

>>39134265
Have a (you)

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>>39134265

This happening live, I need a response

>>39134265
kek

beta thread

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>>39134316

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>>39134316

If you're for real, you've already fucked it.

Move on, man.

Jesus.

>>39134316
Mate she isn't Mirin she just hit you with 'I guess?'
Move the fuck on before you embarrass yourself further.

>>39134335
this

>>39134223
Can fub be a meme

>>39134340
this op

>>39134223

Fubbing cringed

>>39134316
Say "I think we should fubb"

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>>39134316
My favorite part was how you're pretending to be confident but then posting this shit on here.
>pls respond

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We all have to learn op. Practice messaging less cute girls first to get your skills up

Just ask her for he number you autist and what type of food she likes.

>>39134316
update conversation OP

>>39134350
THISSSS

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>>39134350
Ummm wat

>>39134439
Kek

>>39134439
Just say "yes."

>>39134439
What the fubb do you think?

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>>39134439

>>39134458
HA THIS

>>39134439
"Let's find out after a drink?"

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>>39134439

>>39134439
holy shit this is my favorite tinder thread

>>39134458
THIS OP

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>>39134439
>Is fubb different to fub with just one b?
Holy fuck this chick is hilarious

>>39134476
Need to seal the deal here, sailing in uncharted waters

>>39134439
kek
jesus women are so fucking dull/boring on tinder

OP just say: say one more thing that isn't "I want you to cum on my face" or I will find you and cum on your face

>>39134439
"Haha no! Don't you know the new slang terms hip cool kids use"

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Tinder is easy

>>39134535
And she was never heard from again

>>39134535
post the rest
there is more, right anon?

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>>39134535

>>39134535
>Tinder is easy
>Posts pic of him not actually succeeding

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>>39134535
you're so fucking retarded

she just told you she wants to fuck

and you somehow fucked that up

and then you posted a picture of it on here

holy

fuck

>>39134535
>I'm up for a good time
>aka fuck
>spills spaghetti

This has already been beaten too death, but that was the cringiest play I've ever seen. Girl is probably looking you up in the sex offender registry.

>>39134439
she literally looks like a 5/10

set higher goals OP you DYEL faggot

>>39134599
If you cant get a 5/10 whats the fucking point in going higher?
More extraordinary failures?

INCLUDE ME IN LEDDIT SCREENSHOT NOW.

>NOW NOW NOW

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>>39134223

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>>39134472
This is hard work

>>39134649
YOU ARE IN ANON

>>39134649
this bitch is playing hard to get, DROP her she isnt worth ur time

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>>39134439
good lord anon

>>39134649
If the roofies are legit it should only take one drink.

>>39134649
Bill Cosby says yes

>>39134649
does anyone else get mad how average looking women don't put any effort into the conversation on tinder?

>>39134701

No just you

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>>39134535
how did you manage to fuck up with a girl that has an actual sense of humor? what do you think "a good time" means????

>>39134701
Yea but they are the valuable commodity on the app so they can put in little effort.

Does anyone have that Tinder formula where you have pictures in a certain order like:
1. Face pic
2. You and your pet/or shirtless pic
3. You and your friends
4 etc

>>39134687
underrated

>>39134439

The extra b is for byobb

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>tfw op makes me feel like what I'd look like if I was trying to be "chad"

Jesus Christ.

>>39134223
>put you up against a wall and fub you
Well done Casanova!

I need a reply here, I'm stuck

>>39134920
Dude, if you can't make it work with your brain alone through text, you're going to dry her puss up faster than you can think when in person.

Just stop.

>>39134920
Nah you're at least a 5 pinter

>>39134920
The extra b stands for my bick

Off-topic, but I'm somewhat still in the noob gains area. Been lifting for about a year and a half now, no abs, but definitely strong. Not a manlet either, 6'2. Is it worth getting tinder, not sure if girls like this linebacker style body. Wouldn't even know what kind of pictures to put up

>>39134920
One drink and 4scoops.

>>39134920
Do the archaeologist line

>>39134701
>this desu senpai
Most women are fucking boring ass creatures that are on tindr primarily to have their ego's stroked, not to actually get dicked.

>>39134265

fucking good cunt hahhahaa

>>39134920
What happened op? Update?

>>39134942
What do you have to lose?

>>39134649
You're fubbing retarded, should've gone with "What the fubb do you think"

>>39134920
Reply 1: You're right.

Reply 2: I might need more if it's with you

Reply 3: laughing/crying emoji x3

Do it in rapid fire and it's guaranteed success

>>39134687
this

>>39135116
Did the 5 pint line,

I think I lost her boys, I think I lost her

>>39135128
My confidence

>>39134223
>using a line from STUPID CRAZY LOVE

AHHAHAAHAHAHAH PHAGGOT MY FUCKING SIDES

>>39134535
>tinder is easy
>she scorns you for putting your PUSSY on tindr
>that batman symbol
>failing miserably

JUST

>>39134649
>I hope so. I don't want to spend very much money on you.

>>39135346
>knowing its from Stupid Crazy Love

fucking fag

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>>39135346
This x1000.

You literally just quoted the Driver.
A real human being.

>>39134265

Fubbing kek

>>39134607

I only tolerate crashing my plane with no survivors with real qts, being rejected by an average whale is suicide material

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>>39134223

>>39135486
>not trying in order to protect your ego when she rejects you
>lel who cares, I'm just here to make myself laugh

>>39135486
7/10 made me forcefully expel air

>>39135486

>People often describe me as a sex crazed sheldon.

Kill me now.

>>39135486
>He went full autist

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>>39134649
"Bitch it might be"

>>39134649
Drink-guy again. Now you just go "Free tonight? Let's meet at [LOCAL BAR OR SOMETHING] at 8."

>>39135486
Confirmed whale

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>>39134936
Back in action fellas

I'm starting to feel good about this

>>39135728
Tell her to blow on your digeridoo and then threaten to kill yourself when she doesn't reply

>>39135728
oztag kill her now

>>39135732
This

>>39135728
im cringing reading this what the fuck

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>>39134535
How!?!?!?!

>>39135732

kek

dubs confirm you need to post this OP

>>39134316
Ask for her number and see how it goes faggot. You got nothing to lose now. She's going to blow you the fuck out though. If you can't handle that just block her and forget it ever happened.

>>39135728
Jesus fuck OP you had ONE job

>>39135728
this must be one of the most autistic conversations I've ever read

>>39134223
Wow, you are both pretty beta.

>>39134265
FUB :DD

>>39134223
>ay gurl, let me holla at yoo the truths

yeah she wants the D. if she didn't she wouldn't have replied. that's about as obvious as women go in sending signals


that and her "le omg i'm just kidding! pls carry on talking to me XD"

>>39134649
lol this bitch is ugly

>>39135728
I'm dying over here

>>39134439
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>39136213
I fucking told you, cunt: >>39135732


Alternatively, say: "I'd love to see you all tired and sweaty lol"

>>39136240
Im not op cunt, I'm the one with the bick line

>>39136251
What fucking "bick" line? Nothing like that's been posted here, catch me up.

>>39136262
>>39136251
nvm, understand now

>>39135728
teleah, what is that for a name anyways
fucking keke anon, keep up the thread

>>39135728
>sending two messages in a row

game over

>>39135728
When a beta is starting to feel good about it...it is too late! Your are going to be a good Orbiter or if you are lucky a friend...

>>39136377
What's an orbiter?

>>39136454

The loser that follows her around and "gives advice" etc., that she is too polite to tell to fuck off.

Trust me, I'm in serious orbiter country right now.

>>39136482
Oh no. I think I'm orbiter now that you described. Fml

Thanks for explanation familia

>>39135366
Well memed chap

>TFW my first date
>TFW the girl is way uglier than I expected and literally autistic

It's a really weird feel

>>39136454
>>39136482
Nah, she benefits from orbiters. If she's feeling shit, she might give an orbiter attention, lead him on or use him for shit.

What you're thinking of when you say "someone who she's too polite to tell to fuck off" is a Dale. Basically the opposite of a Chad, although he may think himself a Chad.

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>>39135486
>I guess if the shoe fits...

>>39136538
Did you rape her?

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>>39135728

>>39136541

So what am I then? What is the level beneath a Dale? Maybe I'm that, but I don't think a woman would go around asking other people about me if she hated me.

>>39136564
Nice reaction pic. Mind if I save it?

>>39136574
all yours my friend

>>39136571
Dale is the worst it gets. If you're a Dale, even people you think are your friends will talk made shit about you.

I don't think you're at that level. Give us the background, we might be able to help

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>tfw to intelligent for tinder

>>39136586

There is a woman I have a serious thing for. She started out being super friendly, waving and smiling anytime she saw me. Over the course of a year or so she has come to a point that she won't actually talk to me unless I walk up and start a conversation, but once it's started, she often won't stop until I literally walk away from her.

I have asked her out a couple times, but she says she can't because she has a boyfriend, however, even when I try to make her say no, she effectively refuses to actually burn that bridge for me.

I am under the impression that she is playing some kind of hot and cold game with me, but I'm a social ignorant.

>>39136620
get back to your thread cunt

>>39136620
>to
yeah maybe not so much

>>39136632
lost it

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>>39136620
>tfw too worried about my digital footprint for tinder

>>39136538
Birds of a feather...

OP, whats going on there?

>>39136666
>your
>satan quads

>>39136666
Show your pic

>>39136658
>2 Weeks ago
I'm guessing it went downhill from there?

>>39136622
Ok, basically you waited too long to do anything and she lost interest.

Also she has a boyfriend and her telling you that means no, she's just trying to spare your feelings which is why she refuses to outright say it even when you try push her to.

There's also the possibility that the reason she won't say no is because she's keeping you around in case her boyfriend dumps her and she wants to keep her potential options open, but you should respect yourself more than to go for some bitch who'd keep you around just for her own convenience. That'd mean she's using your feelings for her own potential gain, which means that any potential relationship would be unhealthy.

So option 1 is "She has a boyfriend, so no", while option 2 is "She's a manipulative cunt, so no".

Give up on her, anon, you'll find someone better. Although, my advice to you would be to make your intentions known quickly. The longer you wait, the more comfortable she becomes with you as "just a friend". While she may have initially seen you as potentially more than that, she'll lose interest if you don't grab it.

Good luck, family

>>39136696
>There's also the possibility that the reason she won't say no is because she's keeping you around in case her boyfriend dumps her and she wants to keep her potential options open

I'm pretty sure women don't actually do this. Their beta orbiters just hope that this is what might be happening because they think it means there might be hope for them in the future.

>>39136710
Sorry family, I've seen it happen to good mates of mine. When she'd move on to them (After being dumped, of course), she'd mention how she "always knew that [new guy] was the one for her, not [guy who dumped her]".

It's a tough pill to swallow, but there are absolutely women who act this way.

>>39136710
They do. Just not to low lives. They usually keep an equal man within range. Rich Piana's syrup mouthed girlfriend didn't switch over for a neckbeard. She pretty much replaced him exactly. It happens, just not in the way these guys think it does.

>>39136658
I fucking love 17 year old girls on tinder (16 is legal here). They have tight pussies and don't take much to impress. I usually get their number using cheesy hollywood quotes and creating a sense of a stable man (knows how to spell, has a job, owns a car) and they wet themselves.
Little do they know about my severe autism

>>39136666
>like your body is like woah
>Americans in charge of speaking English.

>>39136666
>>39136658
show pic

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>>39136759
Shes British so it's even worse

>>39136622
She's friendly to you because she had a boyfriend but she will never leave her boyfriend for you and even if they do break up you've already lowered your social value enough she will have no interest. Just move on man. I'm actually autistic and even I can read that situation.

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>>39136661
No more responses unfortunately,

I'll keep you posted in coming days if anything eventuates.

I'm pretty invested at this stage, and gettinf them love feels.

Hopefully get my chance to fub her right in the pussy

>>39136660
>>39136550
???

>>39136779
Nice to be praised, though.

>>39136798
I was implying you have autism

>>39136798
The first guy was calling you ugly and autistic.

I was asking if you raped her.

>>39136696

You've pretty much hit the nail on the head, there. I know it's hopeless, but she is the only woman that I've found in 26 years. I don't hold much hope for finding anyone else.

As an aside, when I asked her out last time and I was leaving, I said "maybe next time', and she just laughed and said "good luck". she apparently asked a mutual friend a couple days later if i was doing okay, so I think she at the very least doesn't hate me, which is all I've ever been able to hope for with women.

>>39136666
Nice digits

>>39136796
show other pics maybe?

>>39136796
She fubb ugly.

Does anyone here actually get pussy on tinder? I've recently started using it and have over 200 matches but I feel like as soon as I try and shift the conversation to meeting up or something non-platonic they never take any initiative or the conversation dies. I've fucked some of my matches but it's always girls that I've known before tinder. I'm sure looks aren't my issue.

So, what's your secret fuccbois?

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>>39134265

>>39136796
>Hooch is crazy

Confirmed for Scrubs fan. Fubb her in the aynoose bruh.

>>39136805
Ok, so in this case it's the first one. She doesn't hate you, but she's worried about you. She's not going to date you, but she will never tell you that because she has a reason to think it could result in something bad for you. Does she know you're depressed?

If it's possible for you, then don't drop her as a friend but definitely give up on her romantically. If you can't do that, you might have to avoid her.

I'd like for you to do the first one. Tell her you're trying to be more social, meet new people but it's awkward for you and you're uncomfortable doing it alone. Ask if she, or her friends, know places where you can meet new people and if they'd be willing to go with you.

And really put effort into this. You're not worthless or hopeless, that's why you're asking for help. You know you're meant for more than this, you just need a push. As stupid as it sounds, practice smiling - It worked for me. You'll find that you're in a better mood and people look at you a different way. If you can, always be smiling, even when you don't want to be because that's when you need it the most.

You can do it, family.

>>39136832
The trick is to start your fastest and accelerate.
Mean is, try to create a "click" and once you feel you've got her full positive attention you go for the kill and ask for the number. Make sure it happens within first 5 messages of each side because the more time you take the higher chance someone better looking will msg her and you'll be dropped. Girls get astonishing amount of matches and messages every minute

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>>39135486
>People often describe me as a sex crazed sheldon.

>>39136846
>>39136696

Am I still on 4chan?

Yeah, she knows I have suffered serious depression most of my life. She has too, which I suppose is part of my interest in her.

You sound like you've been through this yourself. You get better by force of will or did you get a lot of help?

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>>39134439
wait...wait.... a person with a sense of humour? OP bail right now, this person does not have a vagina...unless that's your goal.

>>39134535
>I'll be - lay you if you know what I mean

>>39136796
disgusting

>>39135486
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>39136914
I mean, I could call you a faggot and tell you to kill yourself if that'd make you more comfortable. To be honest, I forgot which tabs I had open and started shitposting and abusing cunts on /adv/ and giving people advice on /fit/ lol.

Her also having suffered it is definitely why she's never going to do anything to overtly hurt you. At this point, it may even be hurting her to have to keep sparing your feelings like this.

So for your sake, and hers, try to make a positive change for yourself. You definitely need to put out of your mind anything about her being a romantic goal, but from what you've said about her I think she'll be more than willing to help you if you show legitimate intent and effort to make a difference.

I'd love to be able to honestly tell you I've been there myself, but I'm just "good at reading situations" (Read: A likely autist/something-path with enough experience watching social interactions to be able recongise and predict patterns so I can try pretend to be normal). But to that extent, that's how I can tell you what actions you should take to likely get a beneficial outcome.

Focus on taking care of yourself and everything else will follow. You're on /fit/ so I presume you lift, which does wonders for mental health, but since that's seemingly not enough then you should seek professional help. You're not weak for it, you just need a hand. Think of severe depression as a 5'6" guy falling into a 6'2" hole - That poor manlet's never going to get out on his own. Right now, you're that manlet. But professional help is like wearing lifts - You might be 5'6" without them, but with them you're tall enough to reach the edge of the hole and climb out.

Getting professional help is the first step.
Second is what I laid out in the last post: Asking your friend for help in being more social and finding friends - I'm sure she'll help you out, especially knowing what it's like to go through what you're going through.

>>39137142

Thanks, man, I think that's what I'll do. Ask her help, I mean. Pharmaceuticals haven't done much so far, but I have an appointment with a couple doctors coming up, anyway.

>>39136914
>>39137142
Also, as dumb as a lot of people think they are, self help books can do wonders.

I've only ever read How to Win Friends and Influence People (Highly recommended btw. It's honestly mostly a book about how to make people want to do business with you, but if you apply the concepts to real life, you'll notice a positive change in the way you interact with people and they interact with you. It's also the book that led me to adapt that "smile" bit from earlier), but every bit helps. Just don't go into them expecting to read it and have all your problems fixed, you need to make a concerted efforts to apply the concepts to your everyday life until they become so engrained that you're doing them because that's what you want to do

>>39137142
Did not expect thread to take a deep turn, good reply m8

You gonna make it we all gonna make it

>>39137175
Awesome, I believe in you family.

Also, I have no experience with pharmaceuticals, only what I've heard from people, but it's a lot of trial and error. If your stuff isn't working for you, discuss it with your doctors and try get them to get you onto something that works for you.

Also, again I can't say this personally, but I'm told that therapy does as well as some of the best drugs out there. Sometimes a kind ear and professional touch can sort a lot of shit out. So, if it's at all viable, definitely try see if you can get a therapist (And absolutely DO NOT try use your friend as a therapist. This will only make things worse).

I hope this helps and I hope it's left enough of an impact on you for you to follow through. I know how hard it can be for people in your situation to really make a change, since it seems like there's no point and things won't get any better. Things will get better if you be the change you want to see in yourself.

You can do it, family, we all believe in you. Like (the beautiful trips) in >>39137222 said: We're all gonna make it. And that fucking means you too, so do your best and be the you that we know you can be.

>>39136846
>i'd like you to do the first one.

>>39134264
When flirting you don't ask for permission, you take the risk, if your bantz fails then cross it off and move on.

>>39134439
>"Yes"

>>39134701
It's our fault for giving so much value to them on tinder and online

>>39134649

"we will find it out/i get really drunk after two"

>>39135728

>The extra b stand for my bick

>as a testing message

AHAHAHAHAH WTF you don goofed

I love these thread

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>>39135486
Holy shit.

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>>39134265

>>39136779
>Universe

>>39134352
lmao, exactly my thought.

Clueless millennial tryhard without a clue trying to crowdsource his life out to anonymous.

I actually cringed when I read his screencap. The trying, oh my lord the trying, the EFFORT TO SOUND COOL. kek.

fit .... fit has changed
tinder changed everything

I love this board

>>39136779
Who the fuck is Juan, faggot?

>>39134223
kys

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>People who missed out on the tinder autism thread last night
Never gonna make it

ITT retards who think any sort of response is sexual

>>39138626
why do people do this?
fuck up their chances with girls just to post memes on 4chan

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>>39138641


>>39138647
I need H I G H T E S T

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Being attractive allows for some autism to slide

>>39138661
kill it before it lays eggs

>>39134948
the only acceptable response
>it's like you forgot about the gains train OP

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>>39138704

Nah, man. Chubby, eager-to-please chicks are the second best, right after sex-starved middle-aged matrons.

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>>39134265

>>39138739
>implying that's just chubby

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>when girls you match with on tinder add you on facebook and follow your instagram

>>39138240
that was literally her handle on okcupid
>>39136774
i've shown it before

>>39138739
quit ruining the definition of chubby

that girl is fat as sin

>asking for a girls number
>once she gives it, never text her

who here /devilish/?

>>39134223
Let me give you a break down right there of these pseudo intellectual closet sluts.
The type that read romance novels and shit. A special type. You have to make them feel like they are some ethereal shit and such, they really are a phenomenon just cause out of all the sluts there are these types seem to be some of the most egoistic, and diverse. Sometimes (rarely) they arent sluts and are actually looking for some love bullshit.
>go on then
>"indeed"
Shouldve hopped ship right thurr op.

>allowing a woman to make you dance around being her personal circus monkey for her amusement

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>started Tinder a couple weeks ago
>only swiping right on STEM educated black women I can verify as real through facebook stalking
>get a few matches a week but is worth because I get what I really want
>apparently women in my league are much higher than I thought and now I'm full autismo and haven't messaged a single one

Wat do

Also I have no idea how some white chick slipped through the cracks but she's thick to death and I might knock that shit down if I ever get my balls about myself

>>39138922
I can count at least 3 white girls in that picture

>>39138944

The only white one is top left.

>>39138739
>that beast
>merely chubby
Surely you jest.

>>39138819
>ask for a girls number
>once she gives it, never text her because have no idea how to start a text conversation
How the fuck do you guys do it? When I talk to girls face to face I come off pretty well, but when it comes to texting them for the first timeI have absolutely no idea what to do. I got this girl's number like 4 months ago and never texted, but I saw her the other day and she smiled and waved. What the fuck should I open with?

>>39138967
just chat a bit have a creative/fun pickup line, clearly indicate you want to bang her, not be her friend, then ask her for her number.

>>39134535
He has pictures of his pussy on tinder? what?

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Trappy is on tinder? Portuguese bio and everything

>>39138990
Probably a cat, retard

>>39138922
They look pretty hot. How made it are you?

>>39138647
Because it's fucking funny you boring cunt.

>>39138794
just post it again faggot we aren't asking much

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>>39139040

I think I've done okay for myself. If I'm honest, I made a tinder mostly because I've been >tfw no gf for my whole life and I wanted to see where I was on the food chain.

>>39139067
how bout no dickhead

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>>39138626
Well meme'd friend

This guy fubs

>>39139093
why did u cover your face in 4 of the pictures but not the other one?

>>39139093
>negro
I'm so, so sorry.

>>39138647
Girls are in infinite resource. Memes are finite

>>39139093
you look like the black guy from stargate

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>>39139093
Hi Illu, bish here

>>39139093
>Rams

It's like you want girls to think you are a loser

>>39139123
It's like that "rate my wife" pic with the mirror.

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>>39134265

>>39139123

Because I'm retarded, apparenty.

>>39139126

Bad bait

>>39139139

OH SHIT BISHIE whattup son

>>39139157
Imagine my surprise browsing /fit/ seeing your pic here, I was about to message you say someones stole your pics. You good?

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>>39139182

Bored at work. Gotta show you my new PR video when I get online breh.

>>39139150
Not him but I follow the Rams because I went to high school with Goff.

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>>39139226

Sup Ramsbro

We out here, Agoura reporting

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>be at dinner with friends
>subject turns to tinder
>surprised to find my most attractive friends suck at it
>take a look at their messages
>"sup" "sup" "sup" "sup" "sup"
>ask if they've considered the possibility the girls they match with get numerous messages a day from men, and that they should switch up their greeting so they stand out.
>they act like I'm a spastic
>none of them have pulled a bird from tinder
>be at movies a couple days later with friends
>two of which are female
>I ask if they always get the same messages from guys
>they say its mostly just "sup" "wuu2" or "alright"
>I ask if new greetings that stand out make them more attracted to the guy
>they tell me they copy and paste it into Google to see if it's just beeN copied from somewhere else
>almost always is
>they don't really care either way, as long as the guy is hot
>MFW I realise tinder is just insecure men lying to insecure women about enjoying hiking and continental food.

>>39139093
>>39139139
>>39139157
>tfw always thought Illusory being /fit/ was just a meme

>>39139362
Rookie get out
>>39139210
Yeah lad, I'm up for seeing it!

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>>39135131
>"What the fubb do you think"

>>39139093
What the fuck I thought Illu being black was a meme

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>>39139362

ROOKIE

>>39139093
>where I was on the food chain
And where are you?
I'm also a 24 year old computer engineering student

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>>39134265

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>>39134265

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Love these threads!

Here's one of my own personal conversation, what do you think guys? Did I do good?

>>39139685
Stop being a dick.

>>39139685
Christ

>>39134223

I'd never waste my time getting fit for some vain sluts who are only looking to get fucked anyway.

Have some pride. Do it for yourself.

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>>39139362
>>39139375
>>39139444


That's not Rookie, I'm Rookie, I'll prove it if you want.

>>39139685
>guys? Did I do good?
No you're a self centred cunt who is probably ugly as fuck. If you had an decency you would apologise for being such a cunt.

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>>39139861
How about you just fuck off?

>>39139861
>>39139933
What I don't understand is why anyone would want people to think they are Rookie

>>39139685
Well done anon, you've learned many people are insecure.

Of course, the only reason you have to act like that is because deep down, you are also insecure.

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>>39134265

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>>39139945
>>39139933

I'm gonna insult you both when I next see you.

And Illusory, give me euro admin

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>>39139718
>>39139746
>>39139896
>>39139955
You guys seem...bamboozled

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>>39134265

>>39138922
Those are some hotties brah

>>39139685
Trying too hard to be like zyzz and failing horribly at it.

>>39136752
>Tfw no car
It's kind of why I can't date DESU. That and I share an apartment but that'll change soon.

>>39139150
kek

>>39139000
>prosopagnosia
go see a doctor

>>39139000
Hello fellow huebro

>>39136779
Haz las patatas cabron

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>>39135366
> Mfw when I'm the "perfect combination"

>>39136779

>natia no sabe hacer papas

lmao that bitch is useless

>>39139093

>yah m'lady i'm a INTP *tips*

>>39139093
Just get rid of the INTP line, that shit is basically astrology for pseudo-intellectuals.

>>39136658
Brighton Michigan ?

What are the chances of my girl finding out if I cheat on her with someone from tinder?

>>39141883
Tbh, she's probably on tinder herself and would find your profile.

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>>39141895

>>39141883
I've seen shit loads of screenshots on fb, leddit etc from girls who's profiles are literally created to catch their cheating bfs, and as far as I can tell they work, so if one of her friends uses tinder they're likely to find you and rat you out to her

>>39141573
Brighton Brighton

>>39141895

>3 time felon

Now is where you bring up your kiddie diddling stories

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>>39134265

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>>39139685
Kek!

>>39140045
You look like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.

>>39135728
where is the update? is this it? OP send something more autistic, the chick was starting to be entertaining.

>>39134274
>>39134285
>>39134298
>>39134305
>>39134320
>>39135101
>>39135395
>>39136042
>>39136836
>>39138220
>>39138747
>>39139153
>>39139518
>>39139585
>>39139647
>>39139992
>>39140059
>>39141929
>le ebin puns xDDDD

>>>/reddit/ you fucking faggots, I seriously hope you all get cancer and die. You're fucking cancer.

>>39141896

She's not, I have access to her phone anyway.

>>39141913

Someone she knows could tell her, indeed. Once I forgot to delete my profile after signing in for about 8 hours and I was very worried about that possibility. Perhaps cheating isn't for me since I'm this paranoid about these things.

>>39141883

unlikely. just use pics from before you guys met and if she finds out just say you forgot about it.

>>39134265
Overrated post

>>39139093
Mirin' arms

If I go to first date at starbucks, do I pay for the coffee? I don't even like coffee. I would probably just get a small black plain coffee.

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>>39142063

>tfw she has access to your phone

>>39139685

That's so sad, poor thing.

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>>39142193
>Tfw she might find your trap porn

Just want to remind you guys that there's absolutely no reason to use tinder in the first place if you've been developing yourself as a human being properly.

You can get sex anywhere. You can get into relationships anywhere.

Don't pigeonhole yourself into learning how to interact and succeed within just one single specific community of people (that, quite frankly, aren't really an ideal type of people to be interacting with in the first place) when you could be learning skills to do the same thing anywhere, in any country, by learning how to interact with and influence people in a face to face setting.

What I'm trying to say is, don't cheat yourselves. Whatever you're looking for, if you work on getting it in person rather than online, you're gonna develop a lot more, higher-quality interpersonal communication skills and grow faster as a person because of it.

Love,

Your /fit/ big brother from another mother

>>39134649
She is BTFO you on the humor scale tho.

>>39136779
>tfw prefiero las batatas

>>39139096
catfish detected

>>39141895
10/10.

>>39139093
You look handsome no homo and bro AF.

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Don't be ugly famalam

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guys put me in the screenshot

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>>39142060
>No one can have fun!

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>>39142060
>implying Reddit invented puns
>being this mad that you never get (you)s

>>39142553
>your
>tfw i knew some retarded chick who would do this all the time
>annoy her about it
>she's still doing it 1 year later

>>39136779
Hijo de puta, quédate con tus condenadas papas

>>39134649
It's game over op move on

>>39134223

holy autism batman. You look like a foot kissing faggot now.

You barely know a girl and you're worshipping her, now she'll never respect you.

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Op here,

Got the number, I guess you can say things are getting pretty serious

>>39142677
Good try, but she's going to flake.

>>39142309
Hitting on girls is soo 90s brah, it's all about the Snapchat game now son, keep up

>>39142677
it's all over for you anon

good thread boys, see you in the next one

So I have been on tinder for like a month. One girl gave me her number. Do I just text her tonight and say want to get coffee tomorrow at like 9pm or whatever? she is still in uni and I just graduated.

I was super liked once which felt good too.

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>>39142755
Was a roller coaster of emotions,

We all gonna make it

>>39134265
nice

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How do I achieve chad-mode like Juan, /fit/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWafOHdM54M&feature=youtu.be

>>39142177
go to a good cafe instead

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What are my chances boys?