>pistol squats >No ammo

>barbell rows
>no boat

>good mornings
>it's 7pm

>Arnold Press
>I'm in Texas and he's in California

>>39134134
>kettlebell swings
>no ringing

>Cable Machine
>I use satellite...

>Romanian Deadlift
>Australian

>skull crushers
>my skull is still intact

>rows
>no canoe

>incline bench
>do it anyway

>Australian rows
>Romanian

>pullovers
>no car

>>39135119
>

>barbell curls
>bar is still straight

>deadlift
>not lifting dead people

>French press
>get shot and run over

>deadlift
>still suffering

>Preacher Curls
>Atheist

>decline bench press
>do it anyway

>french press
>actually make coffee

>squats
>her thighs are overtrained and hams are undertrained

>squats
>discontinued in the late 90's

>>39135183
Kek

>tricep extensions
>length of tricep remains unchanged

>superman push ups
>superman doesn't do them

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>turkish get ups
>ids brekfast

>front levers
>still can't find the levers

>only 5 scoops
>hahaha weak

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>/fit/
>no fitness

>wrestler's bridge
>i'm a rugby player

>I've got a fever
>gym doesn't have kettlebells

>preacher curls
>not being molested

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>joke
>no humour

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>>39135791
Come at me bro

>bench press
>sell bench oil

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>>39135808

>>39135791
If you wanted humour I'd tell you my one rep max

>leg extensions
>still 5'10"

>dips
>all out of fondue

>face pull
>my face remains unstretched

>pike pushups
>sick front fin gains

>Chin ups
>Still depressed.

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>lunges

>Iron Cross
>Am a Jew

>>39135933
>Ids bregfadst