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MIRON THREAD

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>was opening a jar of pickles at a party (slav life), relatively drunk at this point
>the jar was really old, the cap wouldn't budge
>put A LOT of heart into this
>glass fucking brakes
>hands bleeding like hell, blood all over the floor
>panic ensues, people running around like crazy
>just stand there in awe, not moved at all
>I broke that with my hands

I was moved a little on my way to hospital tho
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so your basically retarded?
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>>39124521

>get in subway with warm hoody
>it's really warm in there, remove it
>in shirt now
>look on right, two arab girls looking at me
>the one on the left was looking at my arms before staring at me with that smile and strange look in her eyes like she's tempted or something
>tfw you're still a dyel skinny fat

at least i'm 6'3 so i look lean with shirt on...
why arab girls tho

that look she had was hot, i dont like arab girls but that was what you guys call eyefucking for a few seconds i think.

first time i have a mire that i'm sure of
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>>39124521
it wasnt because youre some superhuman you autist its because the jar was shitty. enjoy telling people about how a pickle jar busted and thats why your hands are covered in scars
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After I banged my gf last night she said, "you are looking stronger."

Cool
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>>39124660
with that height, you are already top attractive. little bit muscle and you are god among men. have confidence faggot
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>>39124521
the fuck kind of weak piss glass they use in east yurop

I literally dropped my drinking glass on the floor today and nothing happened to it.
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>>39124521
>always catch girls looking at me
>never know why
>feel super conscious about myself(is it my hair, is it my clothes, am I that dude from notredame?)
>speed up my walking

at least I can speak to females without being autistic but this mirin shit makes me die inside.
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> gained like 44lb in two years and a half
> changed from skelly mode to built mode
> didnt get any female attention back then
> now everyone mires me
> ppl from school jawdropping when they see me
> im the official big guy at my uni class
> females now are a lot more flirty with me, smiles, giggles, etc.
> have a friend in the gym who is 17yo, im 20
> he told me two friends of him noticed me and said i was super hot
> "damn, his body is like perfect"
> feelsfuckingoodman.jpg
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>Get to Otter Mode from skelly
>Major compliments from friends for success
>Literally ZERO mires from anyone I don't know

Realize it's all about FACE

It sucks when you look like a blond-haired, blue eyed Asian in America thanks to being a Skolt.

Pic related
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>>39126877
Just get a haircut dude
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>>39124521
>Lifting for a long time
>been consistently lifting in the morning at uni gym
>smaller crowd
>recognize faces, and also recognize the difference between glancing around and mirin
>want to somehow interact with them
>too fucking goofy, socially weird
>trying to make long distance relationship still work
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>>39126877
Dubs confirm for Saami master race.
Heil og sael, broder.

-Norge
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>>39127821
and a decent fucking shirt.
preferably one that demostrates your body somehow.
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>>39126877
No, it's because otter mode isn't impressive. The people you know are impressed because compared to skelly you look much better.
It's a comparison issue. Calm your fuckin tits
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>went from185 to 220 at 6'2
> get constant mires and free shit from qts
Noice
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>>39124521
If you smack the edge of the lid a bit it'll loosen it.

Fucking neanderthal.
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